Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan received too much new news this day, his brain couldn't handle it, and his machine froze.

Uncle Zhuang Fan and his in-laws stayed at Zhuang Fan's house for more than an hour, but Zhuang Fan's father insisted on holding on, and did not agree to give Xue Shi to Zhuang Lifeng to raise him.

In the end, the two families left with sighs. After seeing off the guests, Zhuang Fan couldn't bear it, wiped the corners of his eyes, and said: "Oh, these two children are really, what are you talking about staying at home? If you come out a step earlier, you will have to a son?"

Zhuang Fan's father said: "Huh, this is life!" Seeing Zhuang Fan's mother's eye circles were red, he couldn't help complaining: "Look at you, isn't your heart softening again? Did you drop the golden beans again? At that moment in the house, what did you say to me in such a hurry, why did I insist on the other end, and you are going to be a traitor again? Tell me, are you going to betray our youngest son!"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "Fart! I'm so soft-hearted. I don't feel sorry for Lifeng! You think his mother and Li Guo's mother are easy to deal with, and they both used their tear offensive! I can't accompany you and lose Shed tears! People are sad there, oh, I seem to be okay? How can I be so soft-hearted and wolf-hearted!"

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing, thinking that the idiom used by his mother is really authentic.

Zhuang Fan's father had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, you are right, you are the most right, okay?"

The three returned to the house, Zhuang Fan's father said: "My son didn't wake those two up, did he? Let me take a look!" He entered the big house with his hands behind his back.

Zhuang Fan's mother sighed, chanted a few words of "old stuff", and turned to tidy up the coffee table and the floor, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Mom, sit down, I can do this little work!"

Satisfied, the old lady said: "Okay, I can enjoy my son's blessing too." She sat on the sofa and watched TV.

Zhuang Fan had something on his mind, and while sweeping the floor, he glanced at his mother, and the stalks swept under his mother's feet. Zhuang Fan seemed to be careless and said: "Mom, lift your feet." He planned to inquire about it with the old lady The matter of his brother Zhuang Lifeng and Zheng Liguo getting married.

The old lady directly sat on the imperial concubine chair next to her, and instructed her son, "Give me the melon seed basket, and bring me an empty box to put the melon seed skins in."

Zhuang Fan hurriedly tossed a piece of sweet potato, went away in a hurry, brought the things, took advantage of the opportunity to sit next to the old lady, and said with a smile: "Mom, my brother Lifeng and Zheng Liguo got married, when did you get married?" What's the matter? Why don't I know?"

Zhuang Fan's mother turned her eyes away from the TV, and wondered: "It's been four or five years, right? Is your memory eaten by a dog?"

Zhuang Fan scratched his head and said blankly: "I really don't know? No one told me! Are they getting married?"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "It's done, our family is still with the gift, so it's not on May [-]st that year, it's just a sunny day."

Zhuang Fan counted and said: "That year I was a sophomore, I didn't go home on May Day, did I?"

Zhuang Fan's mother let out a long groan, and said, "That's right, you said that the holiday on May [-]st is too short, and you can stay on the road for a day if you come back, and you won't come back. Later, your father and I found out, You took advantage of the vacation to do tutoring."

The old lady said happily: "My family can do it since childhood! But I know that I love my parents!"

Zhuang Fan was amused, seeing that his mother was off topic, he hurriedly said again: "Mother, my brother Lifeng married Zheng Liguo, my three uncles and three aunts agreed, did you say no?"

Zhuang Fan's mother got confused and thought her son was talking about the young couple fighting when they were young, so she said, "Oh, they both know the basics and grew up from childhood, so why don't you disagree? Xiao Zheng'er is very nice to Lifeng. They are now farming by themselves, and Xiao Zheng can use farm machinery and repair it. After finishing his own land, he can also help the surrounding areas. The two of them are living a prosperous life. Alas, It's just a pity that there is no child yet!"

Zhuang Fan's mother couldn't help but started gossiping: "The two of them were in the second year of their marriage, and it was their turn to adopt them, but two newly married young men came to them and said that the old man in the family was seriously ill. They are about to die, but their numbers are particularly late, and I asked if I could exchange them with them, and they are willing to give money as compensation."

"Newlyweds"!Zhuang Fan's eyes sparkled when he heard this, waiting for his mother to continue.

As a result, the old lady raised her chin and said, "Get some water for Mom! I'm thirsty!"

Zhuang Fan quickly went to pour water for the Queen Mother, and took five or six oranges for his mother to eat.

The old lady went on to say: "You also know that you, Brother Lifeng, are you a bit of a chivalrous man? When the couple begged, he changed the number without saying a word, and the two of them waited again. It took a year before the wheel was on."

Zhuang Fanqi said: "It's all over, why haven't we adopted yet? Something went wrong in the orphanage? Forgot about them?"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "Oh, the work of the orphanage is so rigorous, how can there be mistakes, when it's their turn, the approval has passed for many years, the orphanage called, asked them to go for an interview, and then came to visit their home , but it was strict, and finally the child was brought back, a little boy, five years old, fair and cute, healthy and lively, good-looking, sweet-mouthed, but obedient and sensible, kissed their fathers, and immediately Feng and the others hurt the child like an eyeball! It's a pity, after not raising him for a week, on August [-]th of the year before last, the child's parents came to the door."

Zhuang Fan's eyes were full of mosquito coils, and he said, "Aren't there orphans in this orphanage?"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "It can be said that the child was lost at the beginning. The parents searched for a long time, but they couldn't find it. They were sad and went abroad. The child was secretly sold to a childless couple at the beginning. , raised them until they were three years old, and the couple gave birth! Now that they had their own child, they began to abuse the adopted one. They beat and scolded the adopted one, and the police came to their door. After investigation, the older one was not only abused, but also bought Yes, the couple's custody rights are gone, and people went in. The child is poor and badly injured. He was treated in the hospital for a long time. Because he was trafficked, he also entered the information in the lost system, but he waited. No one came to claim it for half a year before entering the adoption process. But after a busy day and thirteen times, your third brother and his wife just brought the child home, and the parents on the other side have returned to China. Go to the police station and ask, yes! It's caught! Just come and take it away."

Zhuang Fan was stunned when he heard that, and asked blankly: "Then what happened later? Didn't you arrange the number later?"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "It's done, why didn't it come out. Once the kid left, he made you Lifeng and his wife so embarrassing, the orphanage was also very embarrassed, and came to apologize, saying to let them stop, The one who was said to be adopted was a little girl, three years old, with congenital heart disease, but it was not serious. The doctor said that before the age of five, there was hope for self-healing. Your brother Lifeng and his wife thought that the child was pitiful, and they didn't dislike it, saying His family had money and was willing to spend money for the child, so he agreed to adopt it. After all the procedures were completed, it was only the last step to take it home. As a result, in the spring of last year, the little girl fell ill in the orphanage with the flu. I was sent to the hospital in the middle of the night, but I couldn’t be rescued, so I’m gone.”

When Zhuang Fan's mother said this, she couldn't help sighing, and said: "Brother Lifeng and Xin'er rush over, the child will be cold!" The old lady said very sadly, and wiped her tears quietly.

Zhuang Fan was dumbfounded. After thinking for a long time, he whispered: "My third uncle and the others didn't bring my Brother Lifeng to settle the matter? Did they have a fight with their children somewhere?"

Zhuang Fan's mother poked his son's forehead and said, "I didn't see it, you still believe in such things at such a young age!"

Zhuang Fan spread his hands, and said innocently: "I don't want to believe it, but this matter is too small, too much trouble!"

Zhuang Fan's mother took the oranges her son had picked up, ate half of them, and said, "That's right, your Lifeng brother and his wife cried in the hospital and cremated the child, as if they were their own daughters. This time it was postponed for a year. This year's New Year's Day, the old people on both sides couldn't stop the ink marks, and they went to the orphanage again. As a result, the orphanage also said that the children who lined up during this time had more or less minor problems. To be on the safe side, tell them to wait, when there is someone who is in good health, you must call them as soon as possible!"

Zhuang Fan spread his hands and said, "Look, I'm not the only one who is superstitious!"

Zhuang Fan's mother sighed, and said, "Including your brother, this is the fourth child they missed."

The second monk Zhuang Fanzhang couldn't figure it out, and said: "What's wrong with my brother, what does it have to do with them?"

The old lady said: "The place where you picked up the child, turn in and turn, is the home of Lifeng and his wife. Your third aunt said that when Lifeng and Liguo went out on the third day of junior high school, they saw you in a hurry They ran away! They didn't see who it was, so they didn't call you. Your third aunt also said that those who might lose their children put Xueshi in the snow nest, and they ran to Lifeng and his wife , I didn't expect to be cut off by you."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and said, "What a coincidence? Are you talking nonsense? Why didn't I hear any movement behind me that day?"

The old lady snorted and said: "It's not that coincidental. When you ran, the snow creaked and creaked. I missed it. What's more coincidental, they said that when you went out, Brother Lifeng got stuck at the door It’s okay, I got my pants stuck in the crotch, so I went back to change them without any help, and waited for a long time before going out, and then I watched you take the child away!”

Zhuang Fan laughed to death, and said: "Why, the moment he thought about not falling, my brother is his son?"

The old lady curled her lips and said, "No, your Third Aunt, that's what you said inside and out!"

Zhuang Fan quickly shook his head and said, "Oh my god, don't dare to give my brother to his house. If we go to his house and something else happens, we won't regret it to death!"

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "Oh, no, that's what your father and I meant. In fact, Lifeng and Liguo are good children. When children come to his house, only those who are favored and happy, and those who don't suffer. His family's living conditions Now it is much better than ours. The refrigerators at home all have double doors, the floor heating is spread in the house, the TV is [-] to [-] inches, there are computers, stereos, and the decoration is very good. There is also a special children's room. The house is full of toys. I don’t think it’s any worse than the ones in the city.”

Zhuang Fan put his arms around his mother and said: "Mother, don't be envious of others, your son is doing very well now, let's see this year, next year our family can also build a new house! I will also buy you a double-layer refrigerator! At that time Our dumplings don’t need to be put outside, and my brother can buy some old toys!”

The old lady said: "You can get it! I heard that the housing prices in your area are very expensive. You, save some money as soon as possible, pay the down payment, buy a house, and find someone quickly!"

Speaking of this, the old lady looked at Zhuang Fan and said, "Fan, tell mom the truth, is it possible that you haven't seen anyone right all these years?"

Zhuang Fanxin said that he really didn’t have it before, but now he does, but he doesn’t dare to say it, he scratched his head falteringly, and said: “Mom, I used to concentrate on my studies. There is no need to worry about working hard.”

Zhuang Fan's mother was so worried, she looked at her son a few times, and said, "You said you are pretty, so why are you so stubborn about it? If you don't like someone, is there anyone chasing you?"

Zhuang Fan quickly shook his head, Guanyin was in that room, he had to keep his image clean!

The old lady sighed, and said: "You haven't been in touch with that girl since you were a child, and you are shy when you say that you can't go together, so why don't you take a boy home? You still plan to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"

Zhuang Fan happened to have a piece of orange in his mouth, unfortunately today, as soon as his mother said this, he choked for the third time, and coughed again with an earth-shattering cough.

The old lady patted her son a few times, and said: "I heard you cough today, hurry up, stay away from your brother, don't infect him!"

Zhuang Fan managed to catch his breath, and said, "I just choked on the orange juice, it's okay! It's not contagious!"

He approached cautiously, and said, "Mother, if I find a man, it's okay, you and my father don't object to my marriage?"

Zhuang Fan's mother glanced at her son strangely, and said, "You kid, what TV show have you watched recently? Ask your third uncle and aunt if they agree, and then ask your parents if your mother disagrees. This old man, who has nothing to do all day long, opposes your marriage?"

The old lady waved her hand and said: "If you have a partner, hurry up and lead the family. If it suits you, get married as soon as possible. You are not young and you are 26. I will finish your work with your father, and your brother. If you want to find a male partner, you should get married sooner." Get married, register for adoption as soon as possible, or you will be like your brother Lifeng, and worry about me and your father?"

Zhuang Fan was confused by the attitude of the old lady. After thinking about it, he thought to himself, why is this different from the common sense in his memory?

After thinking about it, I took out my phone, opened the webpage, and searched for "same-sex marriage"...

drink!The door to a new world has opened!

Zhuang Fan looked at his phone, cleaned up the living room in a daze, and said to his mother, "Mom, my head hurts, I'm going back to sleep!"

The old lady was startled when she heard this, and said: "Look at it, I'll tell you that you have a cold! You go under the covers first, and I'll find you two cold medicines!"

The old lady jumped up from the sofa and rushed to the coffee table, with such dexterity, she didn't think about someone who was almost fifty.

Zhuang Fan said in an ethereal voice: "Mom, don't look for it anymore, I don't have a cold, I'll be fine after a night of sleep." He just received too much information at the moment and his mind froze.

The old lady didn't believe it, and said: "I don't know you yet, my head hurts, and I must have a fever in the middle of the night, stop talking nonsense and get into bed!"

Zhuang Fan said oh, and went back to the house obediently. Guanyin heard the sound and had already disappeared. Zhuang Fan saw the top of the bookshelf with a book open there, and the pages slammed, and he knew Guanyin Still reading, feeling more at ease, he took off his thick cotton trousers with great effort, changed into pajamas and pajamas, and got under the covers.

Zhuang Fan's mother came in with a water glass in a short while, holding the medicine and the thermometer in her hand, and said, "Squeeze it first, then take the medicine, and see if it's hot later!"

Zhuang Fan groaned: "I really don't have a cold, your son is as strong as a cow now!" Having said that, he obeyed obediently.

Zhuang Fan's mother waited for 5 minutes, took the thermometer out of Zhuang Fan's mouth and looked at it, and said, "Well, it's not hot, it's not very high, that's all right, you have a good sleep, and you'll be fine when you wake up tomorrow morning, Mom Come back in the middle of the night and take a look. Go to sleep."

Zhuang Fan was so sleepy that he yawned, tears came out of his eyes, and he choked up and said, "Mom, what are you feeding me, why are you so sleepy?"

The old lady tucked the quilt up slowly for her son, and said, "White plus black, what else can it be, go to sleep!"

Zhuang Fan closed his eyes, didn't say a word, fell asleep with a little snoring, Zhuang Fan's mother touched his son's forehead, it was indeed not very hot, sighed, took the water glass and thermometer, turned off the light, and took Come to the door and leave.

Guanyin listened carefully, and saw that the old lady had indeed returned to the big house, heaved a sigh of relief, floated to Zhuang Fan's pillow, touched his forehead, and called Zhuang Fan twice in a low voice.

The medicine took effect, and Zhuang Fan fell into a deep sleep, humming twice, but didn't open his eyes, Guanyin took a long time to take out his hand, felt his pulse, and seeing that there was nothing serious, he let him sleep too went.

One night, Zhuang Fan's parents both visited their son several times, but Zhuang Fan slept soundly all the time. He woke up rubbing his eyes when the sun was bright outside, and turned over in the bed, huh?Why are you panicking?

Zhuang Fan stretched his hand under his body and touched it. He felt that it looked like a book. He couldn't help but smiled, and thought, could it be that Guanyin ran under his bed to read a book last night?

Let him take a look too, his family doesn't know what books to read!

Zhuang Fan grabbed the "book", pulled it out from under his body, and drank!

Bullshit book!

A neat bundle of brand new banknotes!

Zhuang Fan's eyes widened, and he said to himself my mother!Where did this come from!He sat up and looked into his quilt, good guy, a quilt is full, twenty or thirty stacks of money!

Zhuang Fanxin said that the windfall from the sky is not the way to do it, right?

Just as he was about to make a sound, his father coughed outside and said, "Fan, are you awake? Is it burning?"

Zhuang Fan shuddered, and lay down again, hid the money in the quilt tightly, and said: "Dad, I woke up. I didn't have a fever. I got up and changed my clothes. Don't come in, Guanfeng, cold!"

Zhuang Fan's father said, "You really don't have a fever? Don't you feel bad?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Listen to me, my voice is not hoarse, and my nose is breathing!"

The old man said: "That's all right, you can change your clothes, the food is in the pot, your mother will take your brother to your Grandpa Wang's house, and ask him to check the pulse, and I will go later, you should be at home! Get up and take your temperature , take medicine if you feel uncomfortable!"

Zhuang Fan wondered, "Which Grandpa Wang, Dad?"

Zhuang Fan's father said: "It's Doctor Wang who retired from the county hospital, you forgot, when your mother took you to see a doctor when you were young, you still ate an apple!"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said: "It's been a hundred years since I went to kindergarten, and I haven't been to the hospital since I went to kindergarten, and I don't remember it either!"

Zhuang Fan's father said: "Dr. Wang's medical skills are very good, come on, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm leaving! Get up quickly, don't dawdle, wait until it freezes, remember to watch the stove later! "

While speaking, he opened the door of the outer room.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly agreed, straining his ears, and heard his father close the door. After a while, there was a crackling of the palm tree at the courtyard door, he was relieved, collapsed on the pillow, touched his forehead, and his brow was sweating!

Zhuang Fan was furious, got up and changed his clothes, and said, "Who's there? Bu Zhen? Wukong? Bajie?"

No one is arguing.

not here?

Zhuang Fan stood on the edge of the bed angrily, with his hips akimbo looking at the banknotes under the bed, and thought that no one would throw money into his bed except his apprentice!

Sure enough, I didn't mean to say, these two stinky children, if they don't pay attention, they will cause trouble, how did they get so much money!

Zhuang Fan stretched out his fingers, counted one, two, three, and counted twice, 27 stacks, one stack of 20, his quilt is worth [-] yuan!

Zhuang Fan sighed. When he turned into a prototype, the storage beads on his wrist flew to nowhere. Fortunately, after Guanyin came, he gave him another one, wiped the blood on his index finger, put on a leather rope, and called Zhuang Fan wore it around his neck.

Zhuang Fan took out the beads from his clothes, picked up the money one by one, put them into the beads, and said bitterly: "Confiscated, all confiscated!"

Monkey child, if you can't tell the serious origin of this money, you will turn around and throw them all back to the sky!

Not far away from the cabin in the deep mountain snow valley, the intense background sound suddenly stopped, and the screen of the mobile phone in the monkey's hand went black for an instant, and Wukong wailed: "Oh, the battery is out again!"

Bajie said, "Don't you have a power bank?"

Wukong hummed and said: "The power bank was taken away by my uncle, he is watching TV dramas."

Bajie had a good time, and said, "One of you plays games and the other watches TV series, can you not give up? If you look at me, just read novels. You still have more than half of the electricity in this time!"

Wukong's eyes lit up, and he said, "Good junior brother, please lend me your mobile phone!"

Bajie turned his head on the sofa, and said, "No, what did you take away for me to see?"

The two were bickering, Guanyin came out with a tablet computer, and said, "Go, find your master!"

The monkey wondered: "Master, don't you say you won't go out today?"

Guanyin blushed slightly, and said calmly: "The battery is out, go to your master's house to recharge it and come back."