Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan told Lei Cheng to be ashamed of this plot. He stared at the plot blankly for a few times and found that something was wrong. How could history have changed in this time and space? When he left, Li Shimin died, but Li Zhi succeeded him. At that time, there was no Li Chengqian in the world.

Zhuang Fan felt belatedly that history seemed to have gone awry. He took out his mobile phone, opened the browser and searched around. Sure enough, in this time and space, Prince Li Chengqian was cured of his foot disease by the holy monk Tang Sanzang, and finally overcame many difficulties. Difficulties, after the death of Tang Taizong Li Shimin successfully ascended the throne, it was Tang Liezong.

Moreover, Li Chengqian is very capable, and his son is also very well educated. When Chengqian was 55 years old, he gave way to Li Chengqian on the grounds of "half-white hair on the temples, old age and frailty, lack of energy, fear of being insane, and misleading the country and the people". The eldest son, Li Jue, is Tang Zhuangzong.

During the reign of the father and son, they expanded the territory many times, conquered and slaughtered many times, made meritorious deeds with force, and were able to calm the people. They fought for many years without losing half of the people's strength, and they got these two temple titles.

Zhuang Fan flipped through a few pages, and saw comments on the father and son on the Internet. There are mixed opinions, and there are many things to say, and in this time and space, there is no Empress Wu Zetian, Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, and Yang Guifei who rides the red dust and smiles. up.

Zhuang Fan sighed, threw the phone away, and stopped looking at it, feeling numb and having a headache.

When he was traveling to the west, he thought that the time and space he was in was not connected with the modern times, so he boldly helped that gloomy young man. Who would have thought that once he went down to the west sea and came out again, the time and space in which Datang and he lived would be completely different? , actually merged!

Terrible!

Zhuang Fan lost his mobile phone very happily. If he pulls down again, he can see another line of words: "Since Emperor Liezong of Tang Dynasty, same-sex marriage is allowed in our country, and it is the first ancient civilization to recognize same-sex marriage..."

On the TV, the emperor and the holy monk are still in love, Zhuang Fan is lying on the sofa, his teeth hurt from watching it, the devil is dating Li Chengqian!Obviously he left after learning the scriptures, okay?Who endured the humiliation in Chang'an for Li Chengqian, and looked at the East Palace from afar, lonely, and pitifully on the mountain!

Now this person has a super~super~big brain hole!

Just getting pissed!

Zhuang Fan reached out to touch the remote control, pressed it bitterly, and changed the channel to replay the Spring Festival Gala, staring at the ceiling in a daze while Teacher Feng laughed dryly.

His soft-hearted act back then not only saved the gloomy and depressed child, but also changed the current history. So is the space he is in now real, or is it a dream?

Zhuang Fan felt very uneasy suddenly, he stood up from the sofa in a daze, and just wanted to find Buzhen, but there was a babble in the big room, and his brother woke up again.

Zhuang Fan's shoulders drooped, and he looked at his brother dejectedly: No matter if it's true or not, anyway, the stinky diaper at this moment can't be true anymore.

Zhuang Fan was busy working around his brother, and the old Yuan who drove around the villages finally returned to the town branch with three exhausted rookies.

Lao Yuan led three small soldiers, hula la through the corridor, there was a big battle, and when he pushed the office door, he was walking head-to-head with Zhuang Fan's brother-in-law Zhao Dali.

Holding a document in his hand, Zhao Dali said, "Wow, where did you wander off to, the deputy chief! I was looking for you, I just wanted to call you, hurry up, and sign for me!"

The sub-bureau is an old building, the door of the big office is not very tight, and the room is a bit cold, Lao Yuan took off his hat, and suddenly heat came out of his forehead, and said: "What's the matter, let me sign it, bring it to me Look!"

After receiving the documents, he turned to the three little quails and said, "Hurry up and send the materials to the city, let them test them quickly, and give me the results of the comparison. Go, don't follow me!"

Those three didn't dare to say anything, and walked away.

Zhao Dali knew Lao Yuan very well, and said with a smile: "Oh, I just became the deputy director, and my style is different!"

Old Yuan said: "Don't talk about Ligelen, do you have instant noodles, soak two packs for me, I'm starving to death!"

Zhao Dali said: "It's unlucky, I only have one pack of Master Kong left, and one box of Unification, so what, let's do a double fight!"

Old Yuan didn't raise his head, and said, "Zhongzhongzhong! This is a good relationship! Make it soft for me, grandma, my stomach hurts!"

Zhao Dali found the instant noodles in a hurry, broke the bag into four pieces and threw them into the box, then went to get the thermos pot, which was just filled with boiling water at noon, he tore off the seasoning packet and said, "Do you want all the seasonings? What's the matter, you led the little ones out, and you didn't even say you were in charge of their meal? You're too picky!"

Old Yuan flicked through the documents, and flipped through the pen again, looking for one on his desk, so he went to Zhao Dali's desk to get one, and said, "I want them all! I have a heavy mouth recently, I don't mind it." Spicy! Hey, lend me your pen!"

Zhao Dali hurriedly said with a white face: "Why did you take my pen again! I bought one and you lost the other! You lost it all!"

Old Yuan laughed and said, "Isn't the pen just used and thrown away! I invite you to dinner tonight and eat meat, okay?"

Zhao Dali inserted a plastic fork into the lid of the instant noodle, making the instant noodles feel stuffy, and said, "What's wrong, my sister-in-law hasn't come back yet? This is going to make you boil, it's Chinese New Year, haven't you eaten enough meat? You still eat meat, don't you?" How nice to eat some vegetable leaves!"

Old Yuan Bi went to Youlong, signed his name on the document, and said: "Is it true that the whole family does not enter the house? We are going to your uncle's house today, and we are in time for lunch. Oh my god, it's a big holiday. A table of vegetable leaves, a lot of vegetables, several plates, all green and oily, not even a pickled cabbage stewed pork ribs, there is a garlic sprout or scrambled eggs, I choked on two bowls of rice! I digested it in half a little , It's so cold and snowing, and there's nothing hard in my stomach, it's making me hungry, with my chest sticking to my back!"

He handed the document to Zhao Dali and said, "It's finished signing, don't you need to stamp it or something?"

Zhao Dali took it over and said, "No, just sign it and we'll file it ourselves. What's the matter, just pick up a child, why are you still working for you, a veteran criminal investigator? Just ask Xiao Liuer to lead the two recruits. !"

Lao Yuan walked up to the instant noodles, put his hands on the instant noodles and covered them, and said, "You are so anxious about the documents you left behind! As soon as I walked in, I thought some big leader was going to report to me!"

Zhao Dali smiled and said: "You are beautiful, it is not easy to report, after the fifteenth day, you go to the province, report whatever you want!"

Old Yuan scratched his head, seeing that there was no one else in the office, he lowered his voice and said, "Oh, I can't tell you about today's matter, but I looked around and found that your uncle's family has nothing to suspect, so I will tell you about it." You learn."

Zhao Dali locked the file, yawned, slumped on the chair, put his legs on a bench, and said, "What's wrong?"

Lao Yuan patted his pocket and said, "If you have any cigarettes, it's up to you."

Zhao Dali said very simply: "Quit, no!"

Old Yuan didn't believe it, so he went up to touch his trouser pocket, and said, "No shit, your wife brought the child back home, you smoker who quit smoking [-] times, how can you not hide your cigarettes? Why don't I believe you so much! "

After all, Zhao Dali took out a bag from his butt pocket. Old Yuan took a look and said, "Wow, Zhonghua, you have a lot of money recently!"

Zhao Dali chuckled and said, "Isn't it because your siblings are gone, leave me some living expenses?"

Lao Yuan took out one, then put the rest in his pocket very bluntly, sighed and said: "Oh, this person is really incomparable with others, I also have living expenses, that is really living expenses, except for food, Nothing else can be done.”

Zhao Dali looked at him with a toothache, and said: "Zhongzhongzhong, I'll treat you to boil meat tonight, will it work? This will make you and your wife search the ground!"

Lao Yuan laughed aloud, gave a thumbs up, and said, "It's rare that you are so generous!"

Zhao Dali raised one leg, kicked him weakly, and said very bluntly, "Get out!"

Old Yuan took two puffs of cigarettes, and told Zhao Dali about his doubts. Zhao Dali frowned, thought for a while and said, "I don't blame you for being suspicious. It's really a coincidence that my brother-in-law picked up the child at this time."

Old Yuan blew out a smoke ring and said, "I took two hairs from the child and sent them to the city for DNA testing to see if they match up with the victim's family."

Zhao Dali nodded, and said: "Yes, hey, does the family that was wiped out have any close relatives?"

Old Yuan raised his chin and said, "Aren't the relatives of that family posted on the wall?"

Zhao Dali stared at the whiteboard for a long time, sighed, and said, "Looking at my brother-in-law's attitude, my wife's uncle and aunt really want to adopt this child. If it is really the missing child, this adoption must not be possible." , Another chaos."

Lao Yuan took a few puffs of his cigarette, pressed the butt of the cigarette into the ashtray, and two white eyes shot out from his nose, and said, "That can't be helped, alas."

At Zhuang Fan's house, Guanyin, who was distracted to hear this conversation, frowned, moved her fingertips slightly, calculated, and finally sighed with compassion, tapped her index finger and thumb, and flicked lightly somewhere in the void, Then he lowered his eyebrows and continued to read the book quietly.

When it was almost five o'clock, everyone was getting ready to get off work. Lao Yuan stood up and stretched himself, and said to Zhao Dali, "Let's go! Boil meat! Treat!"

Before Zhao Dali could speak, the office door was pushed open with a bang, Xiao Zhang ran in panting and said, "Captain, someone just reported to the police that a group of children were skating in Ya'er Bay and found a boy in the snow by the river. Dead child! Some people recognized it, it seems to be the one who disappeared from the Zhao family!"

Lao Yuan and Zhao Dali looked at each other, they grabbed their police caps and put them on at the same time, and said neatly: "Take the guy, let's go!"

When the police car started, Zhao Dali, the co-driver, complained, "Grandma, you ate the two packs of instant noodles just now, and you didn't even leave me a bite of the soup! I don't know when you'll be hungry!"

As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Liu in the back seat "whoosh" turned over a plastic bag and said lazily, "Brother Zhao, eat!"

Zhao Dali grabbed his hand and touched it, and it was still a little hot, and said: "Oh my god, where did the buns come from! It's still hot!"

Xiao Liu'er also swallowed buns herself, and said: "My mother made some buns for me. Just now, I had a sixth sense that it would not stop tonight. I opened it in the microwave and there was no soup. Let's eat it!"

Zhao Dali's cheeks were bulging, and he said, "Oh my god, what kind of bicycle do you want! This treatment is not bad, return the soup!"

Lao Yuan, who was driving the car, quit: "You little bastard, just plug it yourself, give me one!" He looked ahead, with his mouth open, waiting for Zhao Dali to feed him.

Zhao Dali rolled his eyes, really wanted to ignore him, but in the end he had no choice but stuffed one for him, Lao Yuan choked and rolled his eyes, and when he was eating the stuffing, he said happily, "Liu'er, your mother is a good cook! Why don't I pay her to hire her to steam two drawers of steamed stuffed buns for me, and I want sauerkraut meat, put more meat! I'll pay for the ingredients, and the wages are enough!"

Xiao Liu'er said weakly: "Captain, have you forgotten who my mother is? I dare to tell my mother that you are not afraid of being scolded by her?"

Old Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered that Xiao Liu's mother was the head teacher of his middle school, so she froze immediately, sighed, and said, "Oh, what's the matter, really, after all these years, looking at your mother still has legs. soft."

Zhao Dali, the co-pilot, laughed out loud.

Two police cars, one in front of the other, roared, passing through the cold night and the heavy snow all over the sky, and rushed to the bank of the Wuqima Heijiang River.

Zhuang Fan's parents happily showed off in the village in the afternoon, and they returned home after dark. Zhuang Fan was also very happy when he saw the old man and the old lady smiling like chrysanthemums, and took the opportunity to say: "Mom, have dinner tonight." Dumplings, do you still have pickled cabbage and pork stuffing?"

Don't eat vegetable leaves anymore, he feels like he's turning into a rabbit after a meal.

Zhuang Fan's mother happily said: "Succeed, cook dumplings tonight, and I'll mix a cold dish!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Mom, put more meatballs!"

The old lady said: "Why are you eating all that meat? Look at you, are you getting fat too!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and didn't refute. He picked up the water ladle and went to fill the dumplings in the big vat under the window outside the house.

At the dinner table, Zhuang Fan told his father about the third uncle's visit, and then said: "I looked at the third uncle as if something was wrong, but he didn't say anything when I asked him, and ran away in a hurry, followed behind It's like someone kicked him out."

He stuffed a dumpling into his mouth, it was scalding hot, and he said in a murmur, "Dad, the third uncle's family has a bad harvest this year?" If it's a big holiday, you won't come to borrow money, right?

Zhuang Fan's father turned the plate upside down to save the dumplings, and said, "His harvest is not good? Your third uncle has planted a lot of rice fields in recent years, and his family has a lot of labor. Before that, he paid off the loan to buy agricultural supplies." Jiji, your third uncle's family is the most profitable in the whole village now!"

Zhuang Fan blinked in confusion, and said, "Then I see him looking sad and unhappy, why?"

Zhuang Fan's mother and his father looked at each other, the old lady snorted and said nothing, Zhuang Fan's father coughed in embarrassment, and said, "Eat your dumplings! You don't have to worry about this matter."

Zhuang Fan was puzzled, but the old couple obviously didn't want to talk about it anymore, Zhuang Fan's father turned his head and talked about naming the second child, Zhuang Fan stopped asking, and said, "I think my brother should just Just call it snow time."

His father said: "Xueshi? Picked it up in the snow? You are too straightforward!"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's not about picking up, it's about time. I figured out that my brother's time in the snow was the first ordeal in his life. If it can be the biggest ups and downs and twists and turns, then Wouldn't the next life be smooth and smooth? I hope that all the time he will spend in this world will be smoother and happier than the little time in the snow."

Zhuang Fan's mother said: "Hey, I never thought that my family's Fan is so good!"

Zhuang Fan's father continued, "Art!"

Zhuang Fan's mother smiled and said: "Yes, literature and art! It has a literary and artistic atmosphere!"

Zhuang Fan almost complained, and said: "Oh my god, you and my dad still know what art is? It's too fashionable~"

The old lady proudly said: "Your old lady, I am over 40 this year, rounded up to [-], it is slightly closer to [-], I am young!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, but the old man curled his lips aside.

The whole family happily ate dinner. Just as they picked up the table, the door of the outer room rang, and Third Uncle Zhuang Fan shouted from outside, "Big Brother is at home?"

Zhuang Fan's father frowned, Zhuang Fan's mother said: "Go, talk in the living room, if you know what to say, two words: no!"

Zhuang Fan's father said: "Then I don't know yet, that's all right, you can watch the child at home!"

Zhuang Fan was stunned, seeing what his parents meant, did they know what the third uncle was doing here?But is it very welcome?

He felt very strange, because although the old man and the old lady are not the kind of people who like to show off, they have always been very enthusiastic in hospitality, and they have never praised the high and trampled the low. What's the matter today?

Zhuang Fan came out with plates and bowls, and was walking to meet his third uncle, but he was startled. Behind his third uncle were seven or eight people, including men, women and children. Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, "Third uncle is here, my dad Here you go, come in and sit down!"

He looked back again, intending to say hello, when Zhuang Fan's father came out and said, "Fan, go wash the dishes, boil some water, bring out the melon seeds and peanuts, go!"

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to go to the kitchen with a stack of dishes and bowls. The door of the house was made of wood, and the northeast wall was still thick, so he couldn’t hear anything in the living room. Just as the water on the stove was boiling, I hurriedly made a big pot of tea with the big teapot at home, and brought it out.

The atmosphere in the living room was very dignified. Last night Zhuang Fan's father pasted a large pair of crooked brush characters on the wall: "No Smoking". Although ugly, it is quite conspicuous, so the men did not smoke, and the women I entered the house early, but Zhuang Fan saw that the door was half closed, and there was no movement at all.

Zhuang Fan took out six teacups from under the coffee table, gave them to his third uncle and another older guest who he didn't recognize for a while, and got another cup for his father, and finally asked his third uncle's son and The short-haired young man next to him said, "Brother Feng, do you drink tea? Or something like Coke?"

Zhuang Lifeng said sullenly: "Give us some tea, I've been a little angry lately."

Zhuang Fan pushed the cup over and said, "It's a bit hot."

The three of them were muttering here, Zhuang Fan and his third uncle took a sip of tea, and said in a low voice: "Brother, you and sister-in-law must know why we are back, to be honest, I really can't say this. But, you also know that Xiaofeng and Liguo have been married for five or six years, and they have been in the orphanage for adoption, but they can't get it approved. Let's not talk about the good boy, even the slightly disabled little girl. No, one finally came and was immediately taken away."

Zhuang Fan's ears stiffened, and he turned his head to look at the young man beside Brother Feng: Fuck, Zheng Liguo!

Isn't this his brother Zhuang Lifeng's deadly enemy since childhood!

Zhuang Lifeng is two years older than Zhuang Fan. He has been in the same school for elementary and middle school. Zheng Liguo is a child from a neighboring village, in the same grade as Zhuang Lifeng.

Although the names of these two boys are one-third heavier, but I don’t know what’s wrong. He called someone "Lili" and said that he gave his "li" to Zheng Liguo.

The two of them fought each other more often. At first, the two families had a big fight, and the two villages almost fought. Later, the two enemies fought too many times, and everyone didn't care about it. On the ground, if there is no death, the two of them hugged and rolled on the ground and fought, and the adults walked by and no one cared.

How did these two friends get together?

The bewilderment in Zhuang Fan's eyes almost fell out. Zheng Liguo looked at it, tilted his mouth, smiled wickedly, and patted the back of Zhuang Fan's head through Zhuang Lifeng, and said: "What, I haven't seen you for a year, I don't recognize you." Me? Call me brother!"

Zhuang Lifeng took Zheng Liguo's elbow and said, "What are you doing, don't bully my brother!"

Zheng Liguo immediately clutched his stomach, moaned and crawled on Zhuang Lifeng's body, unable to get up.

Looking at the two of them, Zhuang Fan always felt that something was wrong, and when he heard his third uncle speak, he felt a strong sense of disobedience, so he scratched the back of his head, smirked, and didn't speak.

Zhuang Fan's father didn't say anything, Zhuang Fan's third uncle coughed twice, and continued: "Brother, actually, on the third day of junior high school, I also sent Xiaofeng and Liguo out to see Mr. Yang. , just one step later than Xiaofan, otherwise, the one who picks up the child is theirs, take a look."

Zhuang Fan's ears straightened, and the alarm bells were ringing in his mind. There were too many messages, and he couldn't deal with them.

Zhuang Fan and his third uncle said: "So let's come and discuss it with you and sister-in-law. We have some fate with this child. Brother, can you give this child to Xiaofeng and Liguo to raise him?" ?”

Zhuang Fan choked without drinking water, and coughed earth-shatteringly beside him!

What, what is "Xiaofeng and Liguo couple"! ! !

Everyone in the room turned their heads to see Zhuang Fan coughing, seeing that his face was flushed, Zhuang Fan's brother patted him on the back vigorously a few times, and said, "Why are you coughing so hard? Are you choking on spit?"

Zhuang Fan's father took the opportunity to put down the teacup, and said: "My third son, you've seen it too, my family Fan didn't want it, it was his brother who took off his clothes and carried him back from the snow when it was snowing, and his name is all his brother's name." Picked it up personally! The relationship between the two brothers is very good! It’s not that the old brother is unreasonable, it’s really not good, this child is not a kitten or a puppy, now the whole village knows that my boss is a good son, you said that suddenly this child became my cousin Sun, how can you justify it? It’s a generation behind!”

Zhuang Fan's father said again: "Third son, you and Da Zheng, don't worry, your two families have a lot of sons and daughters, and Houfeng and Xiaoguo's brothers and sisters, whoever has a second child, the adopted one is not It's over, it's still a kiss! It's much better than the one I picked up!"

Zhuang Fan creaked and turned his neck, looked at his cousin, and his cousin's childhood enemy, and thought to himself, oh my god, it's too fantasy, they are married?

Notary office, the kind of certificate?

Or in the village, for banquets?

But no matter which one, it's not very realistic, right?

When did same-sex marriage become so popular?His third uncle's family, as well as Zheng Liguo's parents, are really awesome!

Zhuang Fan, who didn't know anything, secretly gave the two old people a thumbs up in his heart.