Tang Seng is a cook

After asking for leave, Zhuang Fan was in a very happy mood, and sent a WeChat message to Guanyin between returning to the laboratory.

"Why don't you stay at home? Miss me?"

After a while, the phone beeped, and Zhuang Fan picked it up and looked at it. It was an emoji, two fat cats, one big and one small, were drooling around the hot pot.

Hmmmm?Going to eat hot pot?By the way, he didn't prepare lunch for the three at home!

Zhuang Fan checked the time, it was late, he typed a line and sent it, "Are you hungry? Did you go out to eat? Is the hot pot delicious?"

Soon the next emoji came again, a little rabbit with long ears turned his face, with two lasagna tears hanging on his face, Zhuang Fan burst out laughing out loud, guessing that Guanyin was hot, Just returned the expression of a big cat kissing a kitten.

The other side never turned back, Zhuang Fan entered the laboratory again with a smile on his face, even though he found that Xiao Liu had dropped the blue gun heads on the ground, he was not unhappy, he squatted there and picked them up one by one and threw them away.

After working all afternoon, at four o'clock, Chu Bo came over to the laboratory for a stroll, and asked, "When will it be finished?"

Zhuang Fan said: "The transfer film is finished, the milk is soaking, and there is still a PCR running, about half an hour away."

Chu Bo raised his hand to check the time, and said, "Then you go back first, I will take care of the rest. Let's go."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and said: "I'm fine..." It's not good to leave the leader and go first, right?

Chu Bo waved his hands and said: "The major events in life are in front of you, and you still say that there is nothing to do, so why not make an appointment to promote family harmony? Hurry up! Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhuang Fan blushed, scratched his head, laughed twice, and said, "Then I'm really leaving!"

Chu Bo said: "Let's go, let's go, Xiao Liu left early, you should go too quickly, so I can rest for a while!"

Zhuang Fan knew that Chu Bo's wife and children had gone back to their hometown for the winter vacation, and they hadn't come back yet. Before the Lantern Festival, he used the laboratory as his home, so he was not polite. The two experiments in his hand are often done in the laboratory. Yes, it wasn't too difficult, so he took off his lab coat and slipped away.

As soon as he got out of the gate of the building, Zhuang Fan looked up, and there was a misty rain in the sky. He shivered, took out his mobile phone again, and called Guanyin. After two rings, the phone was connected. Zhuang Fan Hearing that Guanyin gave a hesitant feed, he couldn't help laughing, and said, "It's me, don't you, where are you?"

There was a sigh of relief on the phone, and Guanyin said, "Why did Fanfan call? We are at home." Guanyin is currently watching TV dramas on her mobile phone, and she is not very comfortable with other functions, at least typing, Zhuang Fan also had not had time to teach him.

Zhuang Fan listened to the sound of music on the other end of the phone, and there was quite a loud noise. The two children were crying and howling, and they didn't know what they were doing. It was too lively, but he was also very happy, and said, "Did you go out to eat hot pot at noon? Are you hungry now?" Hungry? I'm off work and I'm going to the supermarket to buy something, will you go with me, or wait for me at home?"

While talking, Zhuang Fan listened to the sound of the music on the phone fading away, and then the sound of the door closing, and the surrounding area became quiet, and then there was another rustling sound, which should mean that Guanyin entered the bedroom and was lying on the pillow I can only hear Guanyin saying in a breathless voice: "I don't want to go out, my stomach hurts."

Zhuang Fan was startled, and said, "What's wrong? Is it too spicy to eat hot pot?"

Guanyin groaned for a moment, then said in a low voice: "No, it's because I ate a little too much, and I'm full..."

Zhuang Fan was speechless, so he could only say: "Then you stay at home obediently, I will bring you hawthorn cake later!"

Guanyin said: "Then come back quickly, my mobile phone is about to run out of battery, at the hot pot restaurant at noon, the waiter took the wire to charge me, so I can persist until now!"

Zhuang Fan really didn't know what to say.

The two of them got tired of a few words, and he hung up the phone, took a taxi and went straight to the supermarket. He didn't choose vegetables, fruits, beef and mutton, and various snacks. He bought four big bags full of whatever he liked. If it wasn't for his current physical strength, he might not even be able to carry it.

The street was brightly lit, and Zhuang Fan didn't dare to use the storage beads. Who knew there was a camera somewhere. He carried the bag and called a tick-tock express. Fortunately, there were not many people at this time. coming.

Putting the things in the trunk, Zhuang Fan got into the car out of breath. The driver in front of him was quite old, and said with a smile, "It's quite affordable! When will it last?"

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "I just came back, I have nothing at home, I want to buy something, and I buy too much if I don't pay attention. It's okay, there are many people in the family, I can eat it, I can't keep it for a few days!"

The driver sighed and said, "Hey, this is a good time for you guys, like when we were young, if we didn't have all the things prepared at home a few years ago, it won't be until the first month, and you won't have a place to buy them!"

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "That's right, the days must pass as soon as possible!"

Fortunately, the driver is not a talkative person. The two talked a few words about the road conditions, and there was nothing else to say. There was not much traffic jam on the road. Zhuang Fan got out of the car to check his phone, and it was only after five o'clock.

He carried four bags and climbed seven floors all the way. He was so tired that he came out sweating for nothing. He stood at the door of the house and knocked on the door. : "Master Laipi! Take my data cable!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Come down quickly, Master's arm hurts to death!"

The monkey hurried out and slipped down, nervously said: "Master is injured?"

Zhuang Fan poked the little hairy monkey on the forehead, and said: "Isn't it because of you, a fat man, come on, help master get the things in!"

Wukong grinned, and it happened that the four of them took a bag each and carried them back to the house.

Zhuang Fan said: "Put the two bags with green leaves in the kitchen, and take the other two bags to the living room."

He asked Guanyin, "How is it? Is it better?" He took out a box of Xiaoshi tablets from his pocket, and said, "Take two of these, and you'll be fine later."

Zhuang Fan was afraid that the two little ones would be out of control and eat too much, so he bent down to feel Wukong and Bajie's bellies, and saw that although they were bulging, they were within the normal range, so he felt relieved and carried them with his hands. The other two bags of vegetables and fruits went to the kitchen. The vegetables and eggs were kept fresh, and the meat was put on aspic.

Both Wukong and Bajie were curious, they surrounded Guanyin and asked, "Master, what will Master give you?"

Guanyin can now read simplified characters very well, holding the medicine box and reading: "Jianweixiaoshi Tablets..."

When the two little ones heard this, they immediately lost interest. They let go and ran for the remaining two big shopping bags. The bags were almost as tall as these two monkeys when they lifted them up. On the sofa, it's strange to watch one by one.

Guanyin stood at the door of the kitchen, took out two pills, chewed them according to the instruction manual, and said strangely, "Isn't this a medicine? Why does it taste so delicious?"

Zhuang Fan was washing the fruit, he turned around and smiled and said, "It's delicious, but you can only eat two slices."

Guanyin was angry and said: "I didn't eat too much on purpose. The children ordered a bunch. If they can't finish it, it's a waste!"

Zhuang Fan held a plate of fruit and handed it to Guanyin, rubbed him, and said, "You are so good!"

Guanyin sighed and said, "It's a pity that the hot pot can't be packed."

Zhuang Fan was so funny, his family knew it was packed!

Back in the living room, Zhuang Fan asked, "Are you still hungry? I'm going to make dinner, what do you want to eat?"

Wukong and Bajie were paralyzed on the sofa, holding potato chips and eating happily. One of them had a bottle of drink in his arm. Wukong’s was Coke, and Bajie’s was iced black tea. Hearing the master’s question, Wukong got up and was about to speak. Just hit a big burp.

Zhuang Fan snorted happily, and said: "It seems that I am full, that's all right, master made it and eat it yourself!"

The little hairy monkey covered its mouth, its golden eyes were full of tears, but couldn't hold back for a moment, hiccupped again, almost crying angrily.

Bajie rushed over and said coquettishly: "Master, I'm hungry, I want to eat dinner!" The snack residue on his body immediately stained Zhuang Fan's body, and the oil on his hands rubbed on Zhuang Fan's pants.

Zhuang Fan stroked Ba Xiaodai's fat belly, looked at the almost half-empty shopping bags and packing bags all over the place, then looked at the three apprentices' chubby little faces, shook his head, and said, "Fatty, It’s not that the master is cruel, let’s say our family is poor now, the master can’t afford you, so we won’t have dinner without you tonight.”

Bajie blinked his eyes, flattened his mouth, tears were rolling in his eyes, almost falling down.

Guanyin was angry and funny, poked Zhuang Fan behind him, and said, "Why are you teasing the child again!"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly, snorted the two apprentices in his arms, and said: "You two troublemakers, no snacks are allowed! Master bought it for you to eat, why did you forget to restrain yourself?"

The two brothers stood in front of the master's knees, lowered their heads in shame, and rubbed their fingers together. The little hairy monkey couldn't tell, Bajie was paler, and his face was flushed with shame. Zhuang Fan looked cute, so he took one of them and kissed on the forehead After making a note, he said: "Okay, the data cable is in the master's bag, find it yourself, and charge the phone, it's just an old rule, you are not allowed to play while charging, remember?"

The two troublemakers cheered and rushed to the door. Sure enough, they found the data cable in Zhuang Fan's shoulder bag and went to charge it happily. It's too bad.

Taking advantage of the time when the rice was stuffy in the pot, Zhuang Fan could also sit down and talk to Guanyin for a while, he said curiously: "I called you in the afternoon, why did I hear the two boys crying and howling at home, why? "

Guanyin couldn't help laughing, and said: "It's not you who took all the data cables away. The two of them can't play with mobile phones. They can only watch TV and sing like the people on TV."

Looking back, Zhuang Fan found that neither of the two apprentices was on the tune, which is considered a talent.

After a while the rice tripped, Zhuang Fan went to cook, Guanyin followed into the kitchen, Zhuang Fan continued to chat while cooking, he suddenly remembered what Chu Bo told him today, and asked Guanyin: "No, Today, my leader asked me to take the postgraduate entrance examination again, do you think I should go?"

Guanyin didn't know much about his education at that time, so Zhuang Fan explained it to him, and said: "Before I went to Tang Dynasty, I just wanted to save some money and go back to school. pursuit and drive.”

He sighed and said, "I'm a bit at a loss now, do you think I'm still going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

Guanyin smiled, reached out to touch Zhuang Fan's curly black hair, and said: "Why don't you go, go, even I want to study, and when the time comes, send Wukong and Wuneng to study too." Elementary school, let's go to university to study, and live like ordinary people, okay?"

Zhuang Fan laughed out loud, looked at the two monkeys in the living room who were chasing each other, shook his head, and thought that these two could sit in class for a day?He didn't look like it, and said: "Why don't you think about going to school? No matter how much you master these mortal things, it's useless to go back to heaven. Ordinary people don't necessarily have to go to school to live. Let's go travel Traveling, I will show you the scenery and taste the food, isn’t it good?”

Guanyin smiled slightly, waved the medicine box in his hand, and said: "Scenery and delicious food, you can also go on vacation, just like you said, mortals are still very powerful nowadays, at least such delicious pills, the gods in the sky are If you can’t do it, you haven’t returned to heaven for three years, and the pills made by the Taishang Laojun in Tushita Palace are becoming more and more unpalatable every year.”

Zhuang Fan raised his eyebrows, put the stir-fried vegetables on a plate, and said, "How come? I have eaten Laojun's elixir, not to mention that it melts in the mouth, it is also delicious and pleasant."

Avalokitesvara sighed: "Don't mention it, since the formation of the enchantment, the heavens are separated from the mortal world, and many herbs cannot be picked from the lower realms. Laojun's pills have been changed a lot and returned to the prescription."

Zhuang Fan put the food on the table, wondering: "I thought Laojun's elixir was all found in the medicine garden in the heavenly realm, why do you want the common grass from the lower realm?"

Avalokitesvara said: "For some similar elixir, we still need ordinary herbs as supplementary materials. At least licorice is indispensable, and there are also mint borneols. The quantity in the world is large, and the quality is not bad. Why bother to use it in the medicine garden? Take a place."

Zhuang Fan nodded, thinking it was very reasonable, but the ones that have nothing to do with him at the moment, but Guanyin, still worried him, so he asked, "Is it good to eat Xiaoshi tablets?"

Guanyin said: "I just think it's delicious." Saying so, he threw another one into his mouth.

Zhuang Fan had black lines on his face, took it over and took a look, there were eight pills in one board, and after a while, there was only one left. He was furious, pinched Guanyin's face, and said, "I'll let you take two pills to help you digest it. Why did you eat it as a jelly bean!"

Guanyin said innocently: "There are only a little hawthorn, tangerine peel and yam here. To me, they are no different from jelly beans."

Zhuang Fan choked, thinking the same thing, and said helplessly: "Then what should we do? Tell Wukong to give you a pill?"

Guanyin laughed all of a sudden, and said, "I digested that little thing in a short time after I finished calling you, and I'm fine."

Zhuang Fan turned around and rubbed Guanyin's long hair, messing up his smooth black hair, and said, "Trick or treat!"

But Guanyin said: "Fanfan, I want to cut my hair short, but I'm afraid I won't look good. I see there is a barber shop here, why don't you go with me on weekends?"

Now Zhuang Fan was cooking the second dish, and when he heard that, he turned his head, looked at Guanyin's waist-length hair, and said, "Okay, I'll accompany you, don't worry about what I want to cut into like?"

Avalokitesvara said: "Would you be unhappy if I cut it?" He read on the Internet that nowadays boys attach great importance to their lover's hair.

Zhuang Fan shook his spoon sharply, and said: "What's the matter, our family is not messy, it looks good no matter what! Besides, once you come to the mortal world, you can live as you want. You have been restrained in the sky for so long, and you should be more free But don’t worry about it, as long as you are happy, I will be happy!”

Guanyin pursed her lips, hugged Zhuang Fan's waist behind Zhuang Fan's back, leaned her head on Zhuang Fan's shoulder, sighed, and said, "Although you can't fly here, you can't use spells, you have to walk back and forth, and you have to carry your own when you buy things. , but somehow, I feel more at ease than ever before."

Zhuang Fan put the last dish on a plate, took out the cooked food in the steamer and cut it, letting Guanyin behind him lean on him like sticking to him, and said softly: "We will have a long time of freedom!"

The family of four had dinner together. At the dinner table, Zhuang Fan announced his and Guanyin's decision: take the postgraduate entrance examination and continue their studies. In addition, Wukong and Bajie's household registration is the same as Guanyin's, but they have fallen to another city. See Let's see if I can go to kindergarten first, and the change of residence registration must be done slowly. When the two of them are seven years old, they will go to elementary school.

The two monkey children who had been playing in the mortal world for the past few days were stunned by the master's decision. Bajie groaned, turned into a little pink pig, sat upright on the chair, and groaned: "Master, I don't want to go to school, I'm a little pig, and little pig doesn't need to go to school!"

Wukong has always looked like a little hairy monkey at home. He can’t fully transform into a human now. Even though he turned into a blond boy in Zhuang Fan’s house before, his hair is still heavy and his tail is still there. Hearing what my junior said, Immediately also said: "Master, I am a little monkey, and little monkeys can't go to school! I was discovered by the kindergarten teacher, and I will be arrested! What should I do if I send it to the zoo? Master won't be able to see me!"

Guanyin sat aside and secretly laughed, Zhuang Fan had no choice but to say: "Then I don't go to school, I have to become an adult and go to work." Can't just stay at home and play with mobile phones?

The two brothers looked at each other, shook their heads at the master, and said, "I don't want to go to work, I'm so tired."

Wukong wrinkled his small face into a ball, and said coquettishly: "Master, I have been in Huaguoshan for three years. I have been doing official business for three years. I am so tired that I don't want to go to work, I don't want to!"

Bajie also complained: "Master, I have been an official of Marshal Tianpeng for ten thousand years. After traveling westward, the Jade Emperor asked me to go back. I worked for another three years, but I was too tired. This time it was hard. In the lower realm, there is no need to learn scriptures or hurry, and I, I don’t want to go to work either.”

Zhuang Fan sighed, hugged the little hairy monkey and the little chubby pig, and said, "Well, I won't go to school or go to work, so tell me, what do you want to do?"

Bajie was clever and said, "Brother Monkey, talk first!"

The monkey lowered its head, groaned for a while, looked up at Master, and said, "Master, I think fighting landlords is fun, but I haven't played enough..."

Zhuang Fan's face turned dark, just thinking about it, he didn't point to the child's success in the exam, playing a game of Doudizhu, fresh for a day or two, can he still play for a thousand or eight hundred years?It's rare that Wukong has a game he likes happily, so let's fight the landlord...

It's just that the master didn't give up, and asked again: "Aside from fighting the landlord, does Wukong want to do anything else?"

Wukong's eyes lit up, and he said: "How could it be! Master, I found a store called App Store, which has a lot of fun games! In addition, there are many restaurants downstairs! I walked by, it smells so good, you are not at home at noon , can we go out to eat?"

Zhuang Fanxin said, okay, a sage from the demon race can remember eating, drinking and having fun until now, he sighed, seeing his apprentice happy, he couldn't bear to be harsh, so he could only say: "When playing games, remember that sometimes there is noon, Don’t be greedy and stay up late, don’t put your phone away, you can eat, but remember not to overdose. No matter what you do, Master only asks you to remember two words, restraint, you understand?”

The monkey scratched its ears embarrassingly, huddled in the master's arms, and said: "Master, I know that I am just greedy for new things. When I have enough fun, I will go to school and learn things from ordinary people! For example, this game How it came about, I don’t quite understand! The mobile phone is also very magical, and the clairvoyance is easy to hear, isn’t that what it is?”

Zhuang Fan rubbed the monkey's forehead and said: "Good boy!" Put the big apprentice on the chair and told him to eat well.

After asking Wukong, Zhuang Fan asked Bajie again: "Where is Pangpang? Do you want to be like senior brother, play games and eat delicious food?"

Bajie patted the little pig's feet in embarrassment, and said, "Master, I, I still want to open a big restaurant!"

Zhuang Fan smiled, squeezed Bajie's little hoof, and said: "Pangpang goes to open a big restaurant like this, others will definitely roast you as a suckling pig! Ooh, eat it in one bite!"

Bajie groaned and said: "Master, if I open a big restaurant, I will naturally become a different person! I won't be like a little baby either. Brother will help me with this information, ID card and so on! "

Zhuang Fan rubbed it, and said: "Well, that's all right, it's just that opening a restaurant now is different from when we were in Datang, and there is a lot to learn. How about this, after dinner, the master will teach you first. You learn how to use the current electrical appliances, and I will buy some recipes for you tomorrow, okay? If you can cook the dishes in the recipes perfectly, Master will prepare a small restaurant for you to practice your hands. If you can’t , then, you have to go to school."

Ba Xiaodai's two big ears drooped down, and he said dejectedly: "That's fine."

He can't even read simplified Chinese characters, can't read recipes, how to cook, master is too treacherous!