Tang Seng is a cook

The monkey jumped up and down in front, holding his golden cudgel to open the way, but Zhuang Fan didn't rush him. Anyway, in the end, Wukong would come up with the idea of ​​shaving the royal family and ministers' heads, so he didn't need to remind him.

The three masters and apprentices walked slowly towards the extermination of France, because Ba Jie and Wuyou were not there, they were not in a hurry, and at night, they happened to be outside the capital of the extermination of France.

Wukong ran back and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, should we walk into the city quickly, or stay outside the city?"

Zhuang Fan got off his horse and said: "Don't cause that trouble, let's stay outside the city for a night, and wait until you have dealt with the king before crossing the city!"

Monkey said with a sad face: "Master, I really don't have any good ideas."

Zhuang Fan smiled and comforted him: "Rest first, maybe after dinner, you will suddenly become enlightened!"

The white dragon horse turned back into a human body beside him, and Wu Wang smiled and said: "Master, I heard you talk to your brother all the way, why is the king killing 1 monks?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "You have to ask the king himself."

He rubbed Wuwang's bald head, and said, "Is it true that Master knows everything?"

Wu Wang clicked his tongue twice, and said: "This must have a lot of enmity with the monk, to kill such people."

Zhuang Fan sighed and said, "That's right, the smaller counties and villages don't have 1 people."

Because there are rural people here, and there are people coming and going on the road, Zhuang Fan and Wu Wang are still wearing monk clothes, fearing that they will be scolded, so the three masters and apprentices took the caramel cake and walked off the main road, looking for another place. Camping in a remote place, Zhuang Fan took out the wooden hut, and the three masters and apprentices went in to rest.

Zhuang Fan went to cook, and Wukong and Wuwang went to wash up. After the monkey came out, he went to the kitchen to find his master. He leaned on the door frame and said to Zhuang Fan, "Master, I want to go to the French Extermination."

Zhuang Fan said: "Don't worry, go after dinner."

Wu Wang ran over, grabbed his senior brother's sleeve, and said, "Master, senior brother, I want to go too."

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "Okay, okay, all go, master too! Keep the caramel cake to watch the house!"

Wukong and Wuwang heard this, they all laughed together, and hurriedly helped to cook.

When the meal was over, the two brothers rushed to clean up the dishes, and hurriedly urged: "Master, change your clothes quickly! Let's go!"

Zhuang Fan stroked his half-grown stubble hair and beard all over his face, and said, "Master looks like this, walking on the street, no one will come to ask him?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Master, if you change into a samurai uniform and bring a knife, no one will be appointed to ask you!"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's not so difficult, the new clothes that Master made last time, there are all kinds of outfits! Wait!"

Going back to the house by myself, I picked up the clothes and came out to change.

When he came out again, he was no longer the monk in green with a dusty face. Zhuang Fan was dressed in dark short brown, with a leather belt around his waist, fast boots with thin soles, and a straw hat with a big brim on his head. Holding a short knife, his whole body is tight and neat, coupled with that bearded face, at a glance, he has the aura of fighting someone if he disagrees.

Holding the knife in his hand, Zhuang Fan stretched out a finger, pushed the brim of his straw hat upwards, and asked, "How does it look? Do you still look like a monk?"

Both Wukong and Wuwang were startled, the two senior brothers hugged each other, tremblingly said: "Master, your eyes are so fierce!"

Zhuang Fan laughed at the strange appearance of these two monkeys, and said: "Stop making trouble, let's see if Master has any flaws?"

Wukong said: "Master, if we go in the middle of the night, we must enter the city quietly and investigate quietly. Even if there are loopholes, we won't see many people. It's all right!"

When Zhuang Fan heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful, thinking that when he was a child, besides his favorite Sun Dasheng, Zhuang Fan wanted to be a knight, but it's a pity that he dressed up today and went out in the dark...

Zhuang Fan asked again, "What about you two?"

Wukong said: "Since the master is dressed as a warrior, I am also similar, so I will not change."

Wu Wang asked, "What about me?"

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said, "Wu Wang, that noble young master is well dressed, and it happens that master and senior brother are following you and will be your bodyguards."

Wu Wang listened, and trembled in fright, crying and chirping: "Master, is this bad? I'm afraid that my life will be lost!"

Zhuang Fan fiercely said, "Stop talking nonsense!"

Wukong also said: "I think Master's idea is good, my boy, hurry up, pretend to be a master, and you don't need to work, you stroll in front, and Master and I will follow behind you, so we can check for news at any time! "

Wu Wang had no choice but to change his figure, and he was still the handsome young man in brocade clothes.

The three masters and apprentices dressed up and did not put away the wooden house. They just asked Wukong to draw a circle outside the wooden house, and the wooden house itself was also restricted. It is not afraid of losing it in the wilderness. Zhuang Fan went into the stable and patted the caramel. Cake, said: "Let's go out, you take a good look at the house, be smart, don't make noise if there is any movement outside, just stay quietly, don't go out, you understand?"

Caramel Cake was originally unhappy today because Wuyou was not around, and neither Zhuang Fan nor Wukong rode it, but now seeing that they had to go out at night without bringing him, he was a little angry, so he made a call With a snort and a big mouth, he came to bite Zhuang Fan's sleeve, causing Zhuang Fan to pinch it.

Zhuang Fan discussed with it: "Don't be naughty, I have something to do when I go out this time, I can't take you with me, I will buy you candy when I come back!"

After hearing this, Caramel Cake snorted again, blinked its big eyes, and looked over with flickering long eyelashes, Zhuang Fan smiled, touched its long face, and said, "Little glutton! Be careful at home, you must You can't go out, be careful if someone eats horse meat, it won't save you, you know?"

Caramel Cake raised his head and yelled twice, scratching the ground with his hoof, very upset, Zhuang Fan hurriedly comforted him: "Okay, yes, yes, you are the best! Then let's go!"

Zhuang Fan took Wukong and Wuwang out of the door, soared into the sky through the clouds and fog, and came here to destroy the capital of France in a blink of an eye.

The three master and apprentice disappeared in mid-air, Zhuang Fan said, "Wukong, what luck do you see here?"

The monkey looked at it carefully and wondered, "It's strange, although the king killed the monk, but the land here is full of joy and harmony, surrounded by auspicious clouds, it is obvious that it is a safe and blessed land!"

Wu Wang wondered: "After killing those many monks, they are still safe?"

Zhuang Fan said: "The monks claim to have jumped out of the three realms and are not in the five elements, so if they kill them, they will kill them. What are they doing to the common people? Maybe they would like to drive out all these monks who are not engaged in production but occupy a large area of ​​land."

Wu Wang heard this, shuddered, and said, "Master, why aren't monks very popular everywhere?"

Zhuang Fan sighed and said: "It depends on the situation. Master also said that after all, monks don't give birth. Although there are many ascetic monks who reclaim wasteland to support themselves, most of them still require ordinary people to worship monks."

He thought to himself that Buddhism talks about karma and rebirth, but sometimes compared with the reality of too much suffering, this kind of belief is very ethereal after all.

To continue talking about this topic, after all, is a taboo, so Zhuang Fan stopped talking, and changed the topic: "Wukong, how should we investigate? Go to the market first, or go to the palace first?"

Wukong thought for a while and said: "Most people in the inner courtyard of the palace are strict-mouthed. In the market place, there may be more news. Master, why don't we find a restaurant, order some dishes, sit in the shop, and inquire about the news. ?”

Wu Wang heard it, he let out an oops, rubbed his belly and said, "Brother, didn't you tell me earlier, I'm full for dinner!"

Wukong laughed and said: "With your appetite, I'm afraid you can eat another table of dinner, what are you afraid of?"

The three masters and apprentices chose a remote alley, lowered their stature, walked up a noisy and bustling street, chose a very luxurious restaurant and walked in.

Maybe it's the peace of France, so there is no curfew. Although Xu time has passed, there are quite a few people in the restaurant. When the waiter at the door sees a guest, one of them comes out immediately, and comes to greet him with a towel Welcome, and said in the mouth: "The distinguished guest comes to the door! Guest officer, please come from the old house!"

Wu Wang was in the front, Zhuang Fan and Wu Kong were in the back, the little girl saw that Wu Wang was dressed luxuriously, and respected him, saying: "Guest officer, do you want a single room or a private seat?"

Wu Wang casually said: "What about the single room, what about the elegant seat?"

The shop waiter smiled and said: "The single room is on the third floor, quiet, not noisy, you always close the door and eat by yourself. The private room is on the second floor, not as crowded as the downstairs."

Wu Wang saw that the lobby was full of seats, so he raised his face to look at the second floor, because they wanted to inquire about the news, so he said: "What's the point of eating with the door closed, it's better to eat at home, come to you, why don't you just have a bite?" Lively, give me a private seat! If you can hear the sound!"

The waiter in the shop said: "It's easy to say, guest officer, do the two behind you stay with you, or do they set up separate seats in the same room?"

Wu Wang took out a fan, opened the fan with a clatter, and said, "What's the point, let's sit together!"

The waiter in the shop stopped talking, said "Okay!", and led the three masters and apprentices to the second floor. When they reached the stairs, they shouted, "There are three seats in the private seat on the second floor!"

There was another person on the second floor.

After we were seated, someone served tea and reported the menu, Wu Wang ordered casually, and Xiao Er went down to serve the dishes.

Wukong looked surprised, and said: "Master, this restaurant is really grand, and there are so many tricks to entertain guests!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "We want to open a hotel in the future, so we can do that too!"

Wu Wang smiled and said, "Master hasn't forgotten about it yet."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Recite Bajie three times a day, Master will never forget it even if he wants to!"

Several people burst out laughing.

Not long after the food was served, the master and the apprentice were not hungry, they ate slowly, and listened to the chatter of the guests upstairs and downstairs with their ears pricked up.

I just listened to half a meal. These people only gossip about the parents, and talk about strange things, but none of them talked about the King of France.

Wukong was heartbroken when he heard this, and said, "Master, why don't we call the waiter over here and just ask."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Alright!"

After inquiring early and going back early, Zhuang Fan was not at ease after all with caramel cake at home.

Wu Wang called out, "Xiao Er?"

The shop waiter who was waiting at the stairs rushed to greet him and said, "Guest officer, do you have any orders, should I order more tea or vegetables?"

Wu Wang took out a piece of broken silver, slapped it on the table, and said, "I don't want to add tea or vegetables, so I just ask you something!"

The waiter in the shop said with a smile on his face: "If the guest officer has something to say, just say it, the little one will know everything and say everything!"

Wu Wang said: "I'm new here, I don't understand something, I want to ask for advice, but I ask, why did my country take the name of destroying France? It's not very auspicious to use the name of destroying!"

After finishing speaking, he gently pushed the broken silver forward and sent it to the table, right next to the back of the waiter's hand.

The little boy was clever, and said with a cat waist: "Guest officer, you have asked me this question. Non-local old people don't know about this matter!"

Wu Wang let go of his hand and said, "As long as the little brother can explain clearly..."

The waiter in the store didn't go to get the money, but approached Wu Wang's ear, and whispered a few words from a little distance, Wu Wang listened, nodded, and said: "This money is yours!"

The waiter in the shop smiled and said: "Thank you, officer, for the reward!" He took the silver in one sleeve and withdrew it.

Both Zhuang Fan and Wu Kong are people with sharp eyes and ears, the waiter in the shop whispered to Wu Wang, and he could guard against others, but he couldn't guard against them.

Wukong wondered: "Master, it's just that before becoming a prince, the monks said a few gossips in the market, why did you kill [-] monks. There are many people who scold my grandson in this world, and I didn't say anything." They will kill people at every turn."

Zhuang Fan sighed and said, "It's not as easy as you said. There is no prince who doesn't think about being a king, but as a prince, his reputation has been damaged, so how can he be on the throne again? Those monks are probably also mixed. And into the matter of the royal abolition."

Wukong suddenly realized, and said: "Oh, so you hate the monk so much because you almost missed the throne?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Exactly!"

He suddenly thought of the Tang royal family, and couldn't help feeling worried, and said to Wukong and Wu Wang: "When the study is over, Master will take you back to the Tang Dynasty, and none of the brothers in that family is a vegetarian, and everyone is very ambitious. When we arrive in Chang'an, we masters and apprentices must be even more cautious in words and deeds, and don't have any contact with any of their brothers, do you understand?"

Wukong wondered: "Master, we are just monks who recite scriptures, and we don't know how to govern the country, and we can't make the country safe. What's the use of them contacting us."

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "That will be of great use. In the future, Master will show you to see it, and you will know it."

Wu Wang said in a low voice: "Master, since the king has such a big enmity with the monk, and he is a vengeful man, what shall we do?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Leave it to your elder brother!"

Wukong choked, and said: "Master can be difficult for others."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Wu Wang and I will go back first, leaving you to work in this city, alone, okay?"

Wukong could say no, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!"

As a result, the little monkey just watched the master and junior, packed a lot of delicious food, and flew away leisurely.

Before leaving, Zhuang Fan also said: "Master is eating and drinking at home while waiting for your good news!"

Just crying!

The monkey stomped its feet bitterly and ran to the palace.

It was still early at this time, and Wukong wandered back and forth a few times, and finally made him come up with the original bad idea.

It's just that Wukong saw that it was still early at this time, he thought, at least he would have to wait until midnight for his method, so he turned around and went back.

Sure enough, Zhuang Fan was waiting for him in the hall, Wu Wang was not asleep, and was drooling over the dinner table with him.

As soon as Wukong came in, the two of them came to welcome him, and Wuwang said, "Elder brother, are you ready?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Not yet, wait until midnight!"

As soon as Zhuang Fan heard the time, he knew that the monkey was going to play tricks, so he said with a smile, "Eat and wait, or go to sleep for a while?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Master, don't ask me, what idea did you come up with?"

Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Wu Wang pulled his senior brother to sit down at the dining table, and said, "Senior brother, eat first. I was in that restaurant just now, and I didn't have the heart to eat or drink. I'm hungry now!"

Zhuang Fan shook his head helplessly, look, his master raised a group of snacks.

The three masters and apprentices were talking while eating, and Wukong said: "This king is determined to kill ten thousand monks. Except for the dead monks around his country, all the monks have already run away. I am afraid that after many years, he will also get together." The 1 heads are not enough, so I will go to the city tonight and get him enough heads!"

Wu Wang was shocked: "Brother, don't you want to go up and give the king the head yourself!"

Wukong gnawed a piece of fruit cleanly, chuckled, and said, "Are you stupid? Is senior brother so kind?"

Wu Wang wondered: "Then how can we make up enough?"

He leaned over and asked, "Could it be that senior brother wants to pluck out the vellus hair, turn it into a monk, put it in front of the king, and ask him to take it to vent his anger and chop it up for fun?"

Xiao Bailong was stunned by his own imagination, rubbed his chin and said, "Tsk tsk, beheading 1 people, I'm exhausted!"

The monkey was about to die of laughter, clutching his belly and unable to straighten his waist, hey hey hey he said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, how come Qianqian didn't realize that Wu Wang's brain looks different from other people's!"

Zhuang Fan was also overjoyed, and said: "Don't tell me, your brother's idea is very good!"

Wu Wangqi snorted and said: "That's right! Otherwise, how will senior brother get the king's head?"

Wukong crawled out from under the table, out of breath from laughing, and said: "Master, otherwise, I can do it according to my brother's idea!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Young man, if you really do that, won't it arouse the murderous nature of the king instead?"

Wu Wang wondered: "Master, tell him to kill to vent his anger. After killing [-], his anger should be gone. How could he arouse his murderous intent?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, thinking that this is a child, got up and said: "Let's go, go to the study, Master will explain it to you carefully!"

Wu Wang hurriedly followed him back to the house, but in the end Zhuang Fan was so full of his mind that human nature is inherently evil, and he said that everyone has a little devil in their hearts, and his eyes were straightened.

Wukong didn't follow him in, but when he saw Wuwang swaying out, his face was pale, he couldn't help asking curiously: "What did Master say? Look at your face, why are you scared?!"

Wu Wang groaned and threw himself into the arms of the elder brother, crying, "Brother, this world is too dark!"

Wukong put his arms around him, looked at the master who came out of the study, and said strangely: "Master, how did you forget about it? This guy's brain looks different from others, you should be careful, he takes it seriously."

Zhuang Fan said: "Master is just teaching him some principles of life, telling him that crimes cannot be forgiven, and they must not be condoned. No matter whether you condone or ignore it, it will cause very bad consequences."

After hearing this, the monkey blinked and said, "Master, he's still young."

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "It's not that you are still young. You have only experienced a few years in this world, and you don't know all the common sense. I don't know what a half-assed master can teach you."

Wukong hurried over with Wuwang, and said: "Master, what a fool, the Bodhisattva saw me last time, and praised me for making great progress every time I saw it! Isn't it all because of Master's teachings?"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "The last time you saw Guanyin? Did he secretly praise you behind my back?"

Wukong was taken aback, tsk, almost said it was revealed, and quickly said with aggrieved face: "Isn't the apprentice worthy of praise?"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said, "Okay, my apprentice is the best in the world! Why is it not worthy of praise!"

Wu Wang groaned and chirped: "Master, do you praise me too!"

Zhuang Fan teased him, saying: "We can eat the most obediently!"

Wu Wang threw himself into Master's arms with a whimper, and said coquettishly, "Master, besides being able to eat, I still have other advantages!"

Zhuang Fan said seriously: "Well, let Master think about it, um, very handsome?"

Wu Wangqi turned into a small ball, and turned into a fat baby sitting in Master's arms, hugging his fat arms, and tearfully said: "Master, I'm going to be angry!"

Zhuang Fan laughed, picked Wuwang up, and kissed him twice on the chubby face: "We, Wuwang, are the most hardworking, capable, and hardworking people in the world, so be good!"

With a big tear hanging on Wu Wang's eyelashes, he said, "Really? Didn't you lie to me?"

Zhuang Fan was very distressed, wiped away his tears, and said, "Of course it's true!"

In the end, he praised Wu Wang well, coaxing him to be happy again.

Wukong humiliated him by the side, "Young brother is not here, just act like a baby with master Laipi, and even cry, ashamed!"

Embarrassed, Wu Wang put his face into his master's arms, and said in a muffled voice, "You're still young!"

Zhuang Fan put his arms around him and said, "Well, no, I'm still a little dragon!"

The three masters and apprentices were chatting and laughing, and when it was Zishi, Wukong was about to leave, Wuwang said: "Brother, take me there!"

Wukong said: "Shouldn't the little fat dragon be obedient and sleep at home?"

Wu Wang snorted, "Little Fat Dragon can also become very big!"