Tang Seng is a cook

Ksitigarbha saw off Avalokitesvara who was leaving angrily, came back and listened carefully with sleeves on his back, sat down in a daze for a long time, finally sighed, and took out the scriptures to read again.

Di Ting held a big secret in his heart and couldn't fall asleep, so he jumped off Ji Zang's lap and ran around on the ground.

Ksitigarben was already restless, causing him to make a fuss, and he couldn't read a single word. In desperation, he put down the scriptures and asked, "What's the fuss?"

Di Ting just ran over, slammed on the brakes, rolled to Ji Zang's feet, blinked at him, and said, "I have a secret..."

Dizang picked him up, put him between his legs, rubbed his fleshy and warm paws, and said, "Sleep!"

Di Ting groaned and acted coquettishly, seeing Ji Zang was unmoved, made it clear that he didn't want to hear it, so he groaned twice, closed his eyes, dozed off again, and fell asleep again after a while.

Guanyin went to Huangfengling to settle accounts with the demon king Sha Wujing. Zhuang Fan and his apprentices were on their way, when Mu Zha and his group of troublemakers were greeted.

A few people descended from the clouds, and when Zhuang Fan reined in his horse, he respectfully saluted and called his uncle, Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "Why are you here? But something is wrong?"

The monkey stood behind Zhuang Fan and wiped his neck with winks. Mu Zha understood and said with a smile, "It's all right, Master told us to come and play."

With one heart, Wukong landed safely, leaned over and put his arms around Mu Zha's neck, and said with a chuckle: "Did you gather people to gamble at the gate of the Zizhu Forest, and the Bodhisattva caught you, and that's why you were thrown down?"

Mu Zha said seriously: "What we call leisure, how can it be called gambling!"

The two of them used their elbows to attack each other, and soon they were noisy together, Bajie and Wuyou also caught up from behind, and immediately came up to help, the big black also came to help his senior brother, these bastards fell out immediately God.

Long Nu and Iron Fan were well-behaved and did not mix with them. Long Nu came over with Zhao Wu in her arms, touched the long face of the white dragon horse, and asked Zhuang Fan greedily, "Uncle, when shall we have dinner?"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "Then follow the uncle for a while, and the uncle will prepare delicious food for you later in the evening!"

The Dragon Girl cheered, hugged Xiao Bailong's long horse's face and rubbed violently, so angry that Xiao Bailong stretched out his mouth to bite her.

The dragon girl giggled and hugged Zhao Wusai to Zhuang Fan, ran away with the iron fan, and shouted from a distance: "Master, I entrusted you with the younger brother. Let's go ahead and see where is suitable for camping!"

Zhuang Fan waved to the two lively girls and let them go.

Zhuang Fan lowered his head and looked at Zhao Wu. He was completely a miniature vine, without nose, eyes, or mouth. It had nothing to do with that stupid young man back then.

Zhao Wu "seeed" Zhuang Fan staring at him, couldn't help feeling a little shy, stretched out a small vine, waved it slightly, and said hello, Zhuang Fan seemed to be able to hear a small voice: "Hi!"

He chuckled, touched Zhao Wu's little green leaves, and stopped staring at him.

The wooden Zha caught Nezha, held him in his arms, shook him, and said, "You're getting fat again!"

Wu You grabbed his elder brother's face, turned left and right, and said angrily: "Second brother, you are not thin either!"

Mu Zha grinned and said, "That day at Nantianmen, why were you crying? I'm so worried about my brother!"

After hearing this, Wuyou covered his face with his chubby hands in embarrassment, and said in a choked voice, "No, you read it wrong!"

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Mu Zha came to squeak him and said, "You treat me as your elder brother and my presbyopia?"

Wu You jumped up in Mu Zha's arms, giggling non-stop, out of breath, and said: "Brother, help me!"

Mu Zha covered his face on Wu You's chubby belly, and pretended to cry: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(oo(rty)

Wukong and Bajie stood together with their shoulders crossed, watching the two of them quarrel with a smile, and didn't make do with it.

Mu Zha didn't ask anything, but seeing that Nezha looked very happy, with a smile on his face, lively and cute, which was very different from before, so he stopped asking.

A large group of people ran forward, before it was dark, they arrived at the place Longnu and Iron Fan had found, a green grassy, ​​very flat and hidden valley, full of flowers, many butterflies and bees , at first glance, it is a place that girls will like.

Zhuang Fan looked at it and said, "We haven't been stationed in such a beautiful place for a long time."

Wukong said with a smile: "The weather is good recently, we only rest until dark, so we don't care about choosing a good place to watch."

After hearing this, Longnu leaned over and said in a low voice, "Master, did we delay our schedule?"

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "No, Master also wants to be lazy and take a rest!"

The dragon girl was a little shy, so Zhuang Fan ordered her and Iron Fan very rudely, saying: "Go and pick some flowers for the uncle, and let's decorate the house too!"

They were willing to do this job, and they immediately ran away hand in hand, laughing and joking.

Dragon Girl and Iron Fan are girls, so they naturally live separately at night.

Fortunately, Zhuang Fan asked Hongye to buy a small tent for Wuyou a while ago. Hongye, a rich landlord, not only distributed the tent, but also gave a small wooden house to him. At this time, Wuwang took out his one and gave it to his aunt. It's just right to live with her junior sister.

In the evening, Zhuang Fan really cooked a lot of dishes and set up a table full of them, but Fang Kaichun had less green vegetables, which suits the appetite of these children. Get more.

After dinner, Zhuang Fan saw that it was still early, and worried that they would accumulate food when they ate and slept, so he led them to sit around the campfire outside the wooden house, watching the stars under the moonlight, and chatting, it was very lively.

After resting for less than half an hour, the children couldn't sit still anymore, they drew out their weapons and wanted to compete, but Zhuang Fan didn't stop them.

Longnu and Iron Fan didn't like to fight with them, so they went back to the wooden house early, closed the door, and went to the steam room for a sauna.

Zhuang Fan was watching intently. He remembered that when Wukong made a big fuss in the sky, he fought against Nezha and easily defeated him. Only then did he defeat him. I have to say that if Nezha is really defeated, then Wukong has experienced 500 years of torture at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and his strength has really been greatly damaged.

Therefore, the battles between the brothers and sisters are all real battles, and Zhuang Fan just happened to take a good look at Wukong's current strength.

Wu You couldn't let him end, so Zhuang Fan waited for Dahei to fight Wukong.

It's just that the children have their own way of fighting, the big fights with the big, and the small fights with the small, so Muzha fights with Wukong, Bajie fights with Dahei, Wuwang bye.

Zhuang Fan watched for a long time, and the two teams were almost tied. He knew that Bajie could not compare to Wukong, so he whispered, "Your senior brother and Dahei, of the two of them, which one is stronger?"

Zhao Wu shook the leaves, quietly stretched out a small leaf, and pointed at Wukong and Mu Zha, Zhuang Fan understood, thinking so, Wukong is much better now than before.

That's right, the poison of copper and iron in the body has been removed, and the erysipelas in the meridians have been removed. Every day has not been wasted, and I have been practicing diligently. If I don't improve, then it really can't be justified.

The monkeys were fighting endlessly, Zhuang Fan saw that they were well-measured, so he let them go, and just told Wu You to go to bed on time. Then, when the time came, he was too sleepy to keep his eyes open, so Zhuang Fan carried him back to sleep.

Seeing his younger brother leaving, Mu Zha immediately held Wukong's golden cudgel, and said, "No more fights, no more fights!"

Wukong cut it and said: "You can't call to show your brother!"

Mu Zha lay down on the grass and said, "It's been a long time since I played for such a long time, I'm so tired!"

He turned his head to look at Wukong who was still standing, and said, "Aren't you tired?"

Wukong put away the golden cudgel, walked over to get it, squatted down and poked Mu Zha, and said, "You can't do this, have you lived a good life for too long, and your body is loose?"

Mu Zha groaned and said: "Of course I can't compare with you. How long have you been on the ground? I've only been in the sky for a day."

Bajie and Dahei stopped fighting a long time ago, and they are pulling Wuwang, and the three of them get together to fight the landlord.

Wukong said: "Are you playing?" The three over there played a game, if you want to play, you have to go to the master.

Mu Zha turned over and slammed twice on the ground like an earthworm, only to feel pain all over his body, and said: "If you don't play, they can't beat me, it's so boring to always win, I'll go and see my brother! "

My brother is on the ground, I haven't seen my brother for a long time, but don't forget about yourself, you have to spend more time with him.

Wukong watched Mu Zha crawling over the threshold with his eyes helplessly, wondering if he beat him too hard?

Having nothing to say all night, she set off again the next day. Long Nu thought it was boring to follow a group of boys, so she discussed with Mu Zha that she wanted to go to Chang'an with Iron Fan and find Hong Haier.

Mu Zha rubbed his chin and said, "It's fine to go, but we have to wait for Master to come!"

Longnu stared and said, "If we wait for Master to come, we won't tell you!"

Mu Zha scratched his head and said, "Why don't you ask Master?"

Iron Fan was still a little cautious towards Zhuang Fan, so he whispered to Long Nu: "Senior Sister, why don't we go?"

The Dragon Girl said: "Don't, we finally came out to play once, you don't want Hong Haier!"

Iron Fan smiled and said: "Why don't you think about it, but after all the master is not here, we have never told the master before, it is not good to leave so suddenly, if something happens, it will hurt the uncle."

Iron Fan stepped forward and took Longnu's arm, and said: "Senior Sister, when Master comes, I'll go and tell him, Master agrees, let's go to Chang'an again, okay?"

Longnu was a little unhappy at first, but when she saw Iron Fan acting like a baby with him, her heart softened, and she smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I listen to you!"

The two held hands and ran to the front to play again.

Mu Zha told Long Nu to slap her before she left, and hugged her stomach and moaned, "It's just that girls and villains are hard to raise."

The white dragon horse heard this, and the little white dragon was very angry, opened his mouth wide, and bit Mu Zha's ass resentfully, the pain caused Mu Zha to yelp so high that Zhuang Fan jumped.

With a Mu Zha, it was even more troublesome than Zhuang Fan's three apprentices plus a young son. This group of monkeys caused Zhuang Fan a headache. toss.

Zhuang Fan didn't know that the children entrusted Guanyin to track down the rumors. In front of them, it is not good to reveal too much.

Avalokitesvara was enraged by Sha Wujing, dealt with him, and went to the Lingxiao Palace to report to the Jade Emperor and Buddha, and then came to look for Zhuang Fan, and when he saw him, most of his anger had subsided.

Zhuang Fan got off his horse, led the children to meet him, and asked, "Where did the Bodhisattva come from?"

Avalokitesvara glared at him and said, "Why are you being so polite!" Then he asked, "I'm not here, did they cause trouble for you?"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said, "Aside from making a fuss, there's nothing else to do. It doesn't matter if you ask for food money!"

The leather monkeys got together, you poked me, I poked you, they all burst into laughter.

Zhuang Fan said: "Leave immediately, or can we stay for a while?"

Seeing what Zhuang Fan said, those few all became nervous.

Guanyin coughed, and instead of looking at those shining eyes, said: "It's nothing, come back tomorrow?"

The children cheered a little, Guanyin turned to stare at them, and said, "Where do you want to go, go and play by yourself!"

Long Nu and Tie Fan's eyes lit up, and they said, "Master, then we are really leaving!"

Guanyin smiled, knowing what was on Iron Fan's mind, and said: "Got it, go, see Patriarch Hongye, be honest, and say hello to him for Master!"

Iron Fan laughed and said, "Master really knows everything!"

Guanyin said: "Do you have money? Is it enough to spend?"

The iron fan patted the small purse on his waist, and said proudly: "Master, don't worry, the disciple's family has money! I have saved up for hundreds of years, enough to buy half a street in Chang'an!"

Guanyin and Zhuang Fan looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, waved his hands, and said, "Don't spend money recklessly, don't show off your wealth, let's go!"

Unexpectedly, Mu Zha leaned over coyly and said, "Master, Dahei and I want to go too!"

Guanyin nodded and said, "Then let's go!"

But Mu Zha said to Zhuang Fan again: "Master, I want to take my younger brother with me!"

Zhuang Fan said "Huh?", very surprised, looked at Wuyou who was standing close to Wukong, waved his hand, and called him, saying: "Wuyou, brother wants to take you to Chang'an, do you want to go?" ?”

Wuyou made Mu Zha sleepless last night, he was sleepy at this time, threw himself into his father's arms, rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm not going!"

His brother is too noisy, he can't stand it!

Mu Zha had a disappointed face all over his face, Zhuang Fan laughed when he saw it, and said, "Brother finally took you out to play, why don't you want to go?"

Wuyou yawned and thought about it: "I'll go as soon as the elder brother goes!"

Wukong quickly waved his hands and said, "Eldest senior brother can't leave! Ask second senior brother to accompany you!"

Wu Wang wished he could stay away from his aunt, so he quickly waved his hands and said, "Second Senior Brother is going to carry Master on his back, ask Third Senior Brother to accompany you!"

Bajie blinked his eyes, but before he had time to refute, Zhuang Fan just disliked Xiaopang for being too homey, so he said, "Then Bajie will go with Wuyou!"

So it was decided with a hammer, that only Zhao Wu did not go out at Guanyin's place, and Wukong and Wuwang were left at Zhuang Fan's place.

Guanyin looked at his disciples, who flew away in the blink of an eye like birds out of the cage, but Bajie and Wuyou, who were dragged away by the force of life, stood on the top of the cloud and thought about looking back. He couldn't help but shook his head, sighed and said: "These of me have wild hearts, you two apprentices, you love your family so much."

Zhuang Fan was also worried, and said: "Your one is called independent, but I want to make them independent, but it won't work!"

The two looked at each other, both felt that the other was a full man but not a hungry man, so they shook their heads and sighed, and stopped talking.

The rest continued on their way, and Guanyin sat on the lotus platform and flew beside Zhuang Fan.

Seeing him flying so low, Zhuang Fan didn't feel like he was flying, and said, "Where's your golden retriever?"

Avalokitesvara said: "Still in the purple bamboo forest, the bones are finished, and the teeth are slowly growing!"

Zhuang Fan said: "There is no one at home, who fed him?"

Guanyin said with a smile: "That's not the iron fan, mother is still there, don't worry about him being hungry, besides how long it will be, even if I stay in the lower realm for a month and then go back, I won't be able to starve him."

Zhuang Fan shook his head straight after hearing this, and said, "I don't know when that mother's skills will improve."

After hearing this, Guanyin smiled and said, "I guess it's not going to work in this life."

After thinking for a while, he said again: "It's nothing, anyway, now that I'm going back, I'll just say that I'm out of food, and I won't eat or drink anymore!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Is it really bigu?"

Guanyin coughed, and said in a low voice, "I'm not hungry, I'm just hungry. Besides, there's something you sent here."

Zhuang Fan understood, so he stopped asking.

The two began to gossip, and Zhuang Fan said: "Why did you suddenly call the children here? I asked them where you were, but none of them would say anything. If it weren't for seeing them laughing and joking, they were very happy. It doesn't look like there is something important , I almost wonder if you are going to ask Gu!"

Guanyin glared at him, and said: "Thinking about it, what could happen to me, now that Lingshan is the first one to see that I am not pleasing to the eye, it has turned into black ashes, who else can hurt me?"

Zhuang Fan pursed his lips and smiled, and said, "Then why did you look sour when you came here just now?"

Avalokitesvara stopped him from asking, and said a few words, "Isn't that just now in the sky to see them fighting fiercely, afraid that you would get angry? If I were more violent, you wouldn't be able to say anything!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Where did the nonsense come from!"

Guanyin turned her head and didn't look at him. Anyway, you can't mention the rumors to Jinchan. If you let him know, it's easy to drive yourself to death.

After all, Zhuang Fan didn't ask anything, so he just had to.

Guanyin stayed with Zhuang Fan for one night, and early the next morning, without waiting for his apprentices to come back, he carried Zhao Wu back to the Purple Bamboo Forest. Why don't you wait until the kids come back?"

Guanyin coughed and said, "I told the children to return to Nanhai directly from Chang'an, so I won't wait for them."

If he stays any longer, I'm afraid he will be more and more reluctant to leave, why not leave now!

Zhuang Fan was helpless, when he met Guanyin, he was afraid that he would lose his bottom line, and what Guanyin said would be what he said, so he could only watch him go away.

Wukong was not very happy to see his master, he said, "Master, do you want me to go to Chang'an and bring Bajie and Wuyou back?"

Zhuang Fan came back to his senses, smiled, and said: "Wukong, you are a senior brother, you are more like a father than a master!"

The monkey looked very embarrassed, and said, "What are you talking about, Master!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed Wukong's hairy head, and said with a smile: "I, Wukong, are becoming more and more like a man standing upright."

The monkey was so ashamed by Master's sudden praise, it shouted, "Master, I'm going to find out the way!" After rubbing it, it slipped away.

Zhuang Fan smiled, not in a hurry, and asked Wu Wang to carry it on his back, and went on his way as usual.

Unexpectedly, after a while, the monkey ran back and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, Master, just now Li Shan's old mother and Taibai Jinxing turned into an old couple and came to report that there is an extermination of France ahead, and the king is determined to kill him." There are 1 monks, those two tell us masters and apprentices to be careful!"

Zhuang Fan was stunned, remembering that it was Guanyin and Shancai who came to report the news, who would have thought that Guanyin left here, and the old mother of Lishan and Taibai Jinxing came in front of him, he thought it was very funny, and said: "Has Wukong thanked those two?" ?”

Wukong scratched his head, and said: "Thank you, thank you, but Master, it's hard for us to switch Guanwen in this land, what should we do?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head and said: "Guan Wen is not Guan Wen, what's the matter, the only thing is to stop the king from killing!"

Wukong wondered: "Oh? I don't know what Master is going to do?"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Well, Master will leave it to you to think about it. Why did the king accept the idea of ​​killing monks? When you reach the boundary and you haven't figured it out, Master will tell you, okay?"

Wukong blinked his eyes and said with a grin, "Could it be that Master already has some bad ideas?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "This idea, Master is just taking the lead, it's not mine!"

The monkey waved his hand and said with a cut: "Master is playing this charade again!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed the back of the little monkey's head, and said: "I, Wukong, is so smart, how could I not think of it! Think slowly, don't worry!"

The monkey scratched its head and began to think of ideas.

After a while, Wukong approached with a smile again, and said, "Master, my old grandson didn't think about how to make the king stop killing, but I have an idea about how to make us survive the destruction of France safely."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "What's the difficulty? We can just fly over, go around, or disguise ourselves! Don't think about anything else, just concentrate!"

The monkey sighed, and ran forward with drooping shoulders.