Tang Seng is a cook

Unexpectedly, after Guanyin explained the purpose of coming, and listened to the testimony of Mrs. Diyong, the faces of the two big men turned green.

The Jade Emperor remembered how he was struck by lightning for no reason that day when he was just arranging the monkeys casually. He couldn't help but trembled again. News, this is simply a reminder!

Nai said unanimously: "Check! We must find out the truth!"

The Jade Emperor snorted angrily, "Go and call the Dharma Protector who is not on duty first!"

The Buddha quickly stopped him and said: "No, I don't think this matter has anything to do with them!"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh? How do you say that?"

The Buddha chuckled and said, "You don't know the people under your command? When you order things to go, there are only those who do less, and those who don't do more. They are all too lazy. Whatever Guanyin orders, they will say exactly the same thing. How can I have that extra brain to arrange so many irrelevant gossips."

The Jade Emperor glared at the Buddha and said, "Thank you for distinguishing them!"

The Buddha smiled slightly and said, "And it's not just that."

The Jade Emperor was ridiculed by him, feeling very upset, snorted coldly, and said, "So what?"

The Buddha didn't mind, and said with a smile: "After all, they have something to ask for Tang Sanzang, whether it is merit or elixir, they all know that if they offend the holy monk, there is no benefit for them? So, they both I can't, I dare not, and there's no need to create this rumor!"

Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha stood with their arms folded, completely pretending that they didn't exist, and only had two ears, standing quietly without interfering.

The Jade Emperor frowned when he heard this, and said, "If it wasn't them, who would it be? They even got involved in this matter. Didn't they want to spoil Journey to the West?"

The Buddha Shi Shiran said: "There is not a ready-made one here. If you can't catch those who spread rumors, you can push them the other way around!"

Nai said to Mrs. Diyong: "You little monster, hurry up and tell me who told you these rumors!"

Mrs. Diyong was in a state of embarrassment at the moment, her hair was disheveled, her clothes were disheveled, her forehead was covered with a big shiny patch, and her nose was still stained with blood. While talking, he mentioned himself again, and immediately cried and said: "Buddha Rong Bing, the little demon really doesn't know!"

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor slapped the table angrily, and shouted: "How dare you evade sophistry! If you don't know, it's possible that these gossips are all caused by your dreams!"

Mrs. Diyong shivered in fright, and said: "When the little demon knew about this news, it had already spread widely. I didn't believe it at first, but everyone said that. After hearing a lot, the little demon believed it. I said who said it first, I don't know!"

The Jade Emperor was very angry, and said: "Since you can't tell me about Ziwu Maoyou, don't blame us for being rude, and put this huge sum on your head!"

Mrs. Diyong was terrified, and said tremblingly: "Jade Emperor Rong Bing, the little demon just wants to avenge his elder brother, but he has no such ambition. He wants to sabotage the plan of going west to learn Buddhist scriptures!!"

The Buddha snorted coldly: "You know what the plan is!"

It's just that I can't ask anything anymore, I only know that these rumors are widely circulated among those little monsters, and I don't know which one spread it first.

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to say: "Send Mrs. Diyong to the Palace of Heavenly Kings, and tell Heavenly King Tota to take good care of his children!"

The Buddha laughed and said, "What's the matter with Li Jing again, don't vent your anger on him."

The Jade Emperor turned his head and pretended not to hear, the warriors in front of the palace came up and lifted Mrs. Diyong out.

The two sat opposite each other with sad faces, and the Jade Emperor thought for a while and said, "Old monk, you have great powers and wisdom, why don't you do the math?"

The Buddha shook his head, sighed, and said: "It's not that you don't know, Tang Sanzang has somehow been able to cover up the secrets recently. I can't see anything about him, good or bad, and I don't care about it. Get out!"

Otherwise, the rumors about the great event of the westward journey were so raging and spread to all the monsters in the world, how could the Buddha not know it, and it has been kept hidden until today before being exposed!

If it was in the past, I'm afraid he would have had a telepathy and broke the matter.

The Jade Emperor clicked his tongue, very disappointed, and said: "Why are you out of order at this juncture, really!"

Avalokitesvara was listening, secretly happy in his heart, thought for a while, stepped out and said: "Your Majesty, Buddha, my disciple has a way. Although it is simple, I just have to ask someone."

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said, "Speak quickly!"

The Buddha also said: "As long as you can understand this matter, asking for help is nothing!"

Avalokitesvara said: "When it comes to knowing the world, there is nothing better than Di Ting. Tang Sanzang couldn't hear it. He asked Di Ting to find the source of the rumors, but it was still possible. It's just that the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha also came from my Lingshan, but Buddhist disciples, after all, he has entered the underworld and is not under the control of heaven and earth, so if we want to ask the truth, we must ask the earth treasure!"

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed when he heard this, clapped his hands and said, "Since you are a Ksitigarbha, what else can you see outside, old monk, tell Guanyin to go through this experience!"

The Buddha thought about it, and said: "It's okay, Ksitigarbha is a member of my Buddhism. Although he has returned to the underworld, he is not an outsider. Avalokitesvara, I have to trouble you about this matter."

Avalokitesvara combined the eleven rites and said: "The disciple must be obliged to do so!"

The Buddha said: "When you find out the truth later, you don't have to rush back and report it. If it is an irrelevant person, no matter who it is, you can deal with it directly. Come back later and tell me and the Jade Emperor. I will discuss this matter with you." Jade Emperor, I promise you to act cheaply."

After he finished speaking, he looked back at the Jade Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"

The Jade Emperor glared at him, thinking that you will say all the good things in his heart, and I can still object, so he said to Guanyin: "Yes, what the Buddha means is what I mean, no matter who is spreading the word, whether it is my subordinates, or Buddhist disciples, leave them all to you! You don’t need to come back and report, big things matter!”

Avalokitesvara bowed her head and replied, "Disciple understands!"

Turn around and take Mu Zha out of Lingxiao Palace.

When the Jade Emperor saw the person leaving, he groaned, slumped on the couch, and sighed authentically: "Every day, why can't it stop!"

After a few more times, he felt that his life would be at least ten thousand years short!

The Buddha also sighed, and said: "You think the merits and virtues are so good! This Tang Sanzang is also good. Up to now, there is no illness or disaster, there is no delay on the road, and the speed is fast. We are in the sky, and we can persist for at most one more day. It should be able to reach the western sky."

The Jade Emperor hurriedly got up, spat a few mouthfuls, and said, "Tong Yan Wu Ji, Tong Yan Wu Ji!"

Looking back, I threw a pillow to the Buddha, "Stop cursing, shut your crow's mouth quickly!" What does it mean to be free from illness and disaster, and you still hope that he will be ill again!

The Buddha stretched out his arms to hug the pillow, shrunk his neck, closed his eyes and chanted sutras, and remained silent!

Avalokitesvara brought Mu Zha out of the Lingxiao Palace and said, "Master is going to the underworld, where there is a lot of Yin energy and insufficient Yang energy. You are still young and your skills are not deep, so don't go there. Are you bringing your younger brother and others with you?" Return to the South China Sea, or lead them to play in the Heavenly Court?"

Mu Zha scratched his head, and said, "I saw Nezha crying just now, I was afraid that none of Mrs. Diyong's subordinates had seriously injured him, so I wanted to go down and see him."

Guanyin said with a smile: "He's really fond of Jiao, he's acting like a spoiled child with his big brother, thanks to you, a big brother, you can't see it."

When Mu Zha heard this, he was very annoyed, and said, "Nezha hasn't acted like a baby to me yet!"

Guanyin patted him and said: "Then you will wait here for your juniors and sisters. When you are all here, you all go down to the realm together and go play with Uncle Jin Chan. When the master handles the matter well, I will go to you too."

Mu Zha wondered: "Master, it will take a long time for those who come and go again and again! We have been with Uncle Jin Chan all the time, can we do it?"

Guanyin laughed and said: "It's okay, your Uncle Jinchan can still care about your food money."

Mu Zha scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking that they were all good enough to eat, and they still wanted to go after all, so he said, "Then let's go!"

Guanyin nodded and said, "Go, anyway, you're just playing for fun when you go back to the South China Sea!"

Mu Zha chuckled, and said, "For the past two days, Master hasn't bothered to teach us how to practice."

Guanyin took out a jade ruyi from his sleeve, tapped on Mu Zha's forehead, and said, "Quiet! Take your brothers and sisters well, go to the uncle's place and don't be naughty, the master is gone!"

After that, step on the lotus platform, go out of Nantianmen, and go straight to Yinshan.

Mu Zha watched the master go away, took out a small paper crane from his pocket, put it in front of his mouth and blew it, the paper crane flickered its wings a few times, and flew away slowly.

After waiting in place for a while, she heard Longnu shouting from a distance: "Senior brother!"

Mu Zha looked up and saw that none of them left. They all came back, but they were sweating and flushed from playing. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Why did you go here? You went to burn the stove for Laojun?"

Long Nu wondered: "Oh, how did senior brother know!"

Mu Zha's jaw dropped in surprise, and he said, "Did you really go to Tushita Palace?"

Dragon Girl nodded, and said: "The last time I came, I didn't see a new chubby doll from Tushita Palace. It was quite fun, so I took everyone there."

Seeing that the younger brothers and younger sisters were all terribly hot, wiping their sweat frequently, even Zhao Wu was listless, and Mu Zha said helplessly: "Go and go, why go to burn the stove for Laojun again, look at how hot it is! "

Iron Fan said embarrassedly: "It's all because of me. When I met Laojun, I saw that he had a plantain fan. I was very curious. Speaking of which, I also have one, but I don't know the difference from Laojun's, so..."

Somehow, everyone gathered in front of the stove and fanned their fans fiercely. Even Zhao Wu, a small grape seedling, fanned it for a long time.

With a black face on his face, Mu Zha took Zhao Wu, wiped the leaves for him, took out a water bottle and poured a few drops of nectar on it, and hated iron for being weak, said: "Stupid or not, tell people to do hard work!"

Zhao Wu swallowed the nectar completely, and after a jolt, he became a very energetic green vine again.

Several people laughed and said: "No, Laojun is very kind, he gave us the elixir."

Dragon Girl flicked her sleeves and said flatteringly: "Brother, this is for you, and we have ordered a copy for you too!"

Seeing them very happy, Mu Zha didn't say anything, took the elixir, put it in his arms, and said, "Thank you, Junior Sister!"

Seeing that Avalokitesvara was not there, Dahei asked, "Brother, where is Master? But you are still in the main hall?"

Mu Zha grinned and said: "No, Master left beforehand!"

Several children all looked disappointed: "Huh?"

Master lost them?

Mu Zha said: "What, Master told us when he left, and told us to go down to the realm to find Master Jin Chan, and wait there for him to come back to pick us up."

The dragon girl jumped so high that she said happily: "Okay, okay! The lower realm, the lower realm!"

There is delicious food in the lower realm!Uncle Jin Chan cooks the best food!

Dahei was very careful, and said: "Brother, do you want to go home and have a look?"

Mu Zha quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, let's go, senior brother will take you down now!"

What's the point of going back to the Heavenly King's Mansion, the Jade Emperor just threw the little mouse spirit home, father and mother couldn't tell what the quarrel was going on, he was going back at this time, he was splinted and couldn't get away!

The brothers and sisters laughed and went straight to the lower realm.

Before they arrived at Zhuang Fan's place, Guanyin had already arrived at the underworld and found Dizang.

When Dizang saw him coming, he thought Guanyin was going to talk about the day at Lingtai Mountain again, but he was really afraid of Guanyin's long-winded words, so he hurriedly said, "I'm busy here!"

Avalokitesvara raised her eyebrows and said, "If you recite the Zijing less for a while, I don't think it's a big problem!"

Ksitigarbha said angrily, "If you don't watch Jin Chan go west, come here to gossip every day when you have the time!"

Guanyin Shi Shiran sat down, stretched out a finger and shook it, said: "No, today, I really didn't gossip about your hexagrams, there is indeed something serious!"

Dizang blushed, feeling that his face was burning badly, and sighed, "Then let's get down to business, what's wrong?"

Avalokitesvara said: "But you are asking your puppy to do something!" He walked around the Ksitigarbha House and said, "Did you listen? Could it be that you listened to me and ran away?" ?”

Ksitigarbha wondered: "You are going to inquire about someone else's privacy again. How did you find Di Ting?"

As he spoke, he stroked his sleeve and moved it away, revealing the little fat dog who was sleeping soundly with his belly exposed between his legs sitting cross-legged.

Guanyin stretched out a finger, poked the ups and downs of the belly, and said, "Have you gotten fat again? Why do you see him sleeping all the time?"

Dizang said: "Perhaps there is no gossip in the Three Realms. He found it boring, so he fell asleep."

Guanyin raised her eyebrows and said, "How long will I sleep? I'm still waiting to ask questions."

Ksitigarbha put down his sleeves again, covered the Truth Listening tightly, told him to sleep peacefully, and said to Avalokitesvara, "Tell me first, what is it, let me see."

Avalokitesvara sighed, and told the story from the beginning to the end of today, he said: "I look at the Buddha like that, and it doesn't seem like he is favoring or pleasing the Jade Emperor. He is right, and there is some truth in it, so It’s not easy for me to go to the little god of protecting the law to pursue it. It’s just that I don’t have any clues about other people, so I came here and wanted to ask Di Ting to listen to it. That’s all, it’s just that the imprisoned man and the matter of Wu You can’t be kind, we must find out the culprit and condemn him!”

This crime is too filthy to be spoken out!

Dizang frowned, and said helplessly, "I really can't help you with this, just wait!"

Having said that, Ji Zang rolled up his sleeves again, and the two of them spoke in normal volume, but Di Ting didn't wake up, and was still snoring a little, sleeping soundly.

Guanyin couldn't help but stretched out his hand again, rubbed Diting's chubby belly, and said, "I slept so soundly, I can't bear to call him anymore."

He poked it twice again, and the chubby belly of Di Ting flicked twice with Guanyin's fingers, and Guanyin asked in surprise, "Aren't you awake?"

Ksitigarbha smiled and said, "Usually, it won't wake you up."

He stretched out both hands, hugged Di Ting, put it against the little fat dog's ears, and whispered: "Ting Ting, I have some secret news for you!"

Avalokitesvara saw Di Ting's little ears trembling, eyes opened, hummed, and Ji Zang said again: "It's a big secret!"

Di Ting yawned chubbyly, humming and chirping and said in a daze: "Under the sun, what big secret is there that I don't know!"

Avalokitesvara looked at the fun, took Di Ting over, shook it, and said in a low voice: "Di Ting, do you know who spread the rumor about Tang Sanzang and his apprentice Wuyou?"

Tingting yawned, and lazily said: "Stupid or not, it's unclear, whoever offended Tang Sanzang and the third prince at the same time will spread this nonsense!"

Guanyin was taken aback for a moment, who did the master and apprentice offend at the same time?

Li Jing?

Avalokitesvara guessed so, and asked so, he said: "Could it be the Heavenly King Tota Li?"

Di Ting struggled twice from Guanyin's hands, jumped down, ran to the basin in the corner, drank his fill, then pressed his whole face in Ulu Ulu, blew bubbles for a while, and ran over again , said to Dizang: "Wipe your face!"

Dizang skillfully took out the towel and wiped Di Ting's puppy face clean, even the corners of his eyes, which made Guanyin amazed.

After washing his face, he was refreshed. After wiping his face clean, he sat upright in front of Guanyin. He stretched out his little paw, trying to put the little chubby paw on Guanyin's knee, but unfortunately he was too short now, so he couldn't reach it after lifting it for a long time. He gave up, squatted down again, and said, "Are you stupid? No matter how confused Li Tianwang is, he is also his own son. How could he do that!"

Avalokitesvara called a little milk dog for training, she immediately glared, stretched out her hand, and poked the fat little milk dog on the forehead maliciously, Gululu poked Di Ting and ran away.

Di Ting rolled on the ground several times before standing upright, very angry, ran behind Di Zang, barked at Guanyin a few times, and said, "If you bully others again, I won't tell you!"

Dizang saw that a man and a dog were about to fight, so he hurriedly started a fight, hugged Di Ting from behind with one hand, and pressed Guanyin who was rolling up his arms and sleeves with the other, and said, "Be quiet, if you make any noise, throw it out!"

Di Ting snorted, and lay comfortably in Dizang's hand, without making a sound, Guanyin said in a huff, "You just protect him!"

Dizang patted Di Ting's chubby fart, squeezed the small brown-black pads on his hind paws threateningly, and said, "Hurry up, don't be fooled, who made up these dirty things?"

Ting Ting flicked his little tail, and lazily said: "It's the demon king of Huangfeng Mountain!"

Avalokitesvara was taken aback, and said, "Sha Wujing?"

Truing yawned lazily, and said: "Isn't it him? Do you think that if you put him aside and seal him up as a demon king in Huangfeng Cave, and don't take him westward, he will be grateful? No, in his heart, But full of resentment! The third prince is the one who robbed him of his westbound position, how can he not hate it?"

Guanyin frowned, and said: "Then all the bad words about Jin Chan, sexual liking for men and so on, are all his faults?"

Di Ting blinked his eyes, and said: "This is not true, this is a joke between the holy monk and his disciples, he said it himself, and then a certain little god heard it, and accidentally slipped it out, so they passed it on as a joke After hearing this, the demon king added oil and vinegar, and didn't mention his cannibalism at the beginning. He only complained about some holy monks accepting apprentices based on their appearance, and said some bad things about Wuyou. There are many people in his place. All the monsters in the world know about it."

Avalokitesvara gasped: "I really don't know how to live or die!"

Listening to the truth: "You make people happy for nothing, and you make them go to work, so you have to tell him to vent his anger!"

Avalokitesvara glared at Di Ting, and said to Sanzang, "Take care of him! He's crooked!"

Ksitigarbha patted and listened attentively, told him not to be naughty, and said to Guanyin: "This Sha Wujing is also a member of the Jade Emperor, and now he is ordered to lead the world's demons. You should not touch him lightly. If you take him to see Jade Emperor, he only quibbles that he has no intentions, and you can't do anything to him, which makes the toad jump on the feet, what should we do?"

Guanyin smiled coldly, and said: "Before coming, the Jade Emperor and the Buddha both said that no matter if it is a person from Lingshan or a person from Heaven, if you understand it, just deal with it and don't have to be taboo."

He stood up lazily, and said: "After all, going west is the business! If you make a mistake, who can bear the responsibility! Not to mention that he is just a demon king, he is the mother of the Buddha, and he was struck to death by a thunderbolt from the Buddha." Already!?"

After listening to Guanyin's words, Di Ting opened his mouth to say something, but rolled his eyes, closed his mouth again, squinted his eyes, and pretended to be asleep.

Ksitigarbha didn't know about it, Guanyin suddenly released the news, startled him for a moment, his long and narrow eyes widened, and stammered: "Peacock, Peacock Daming King, dead?"

Avalokitesvara laughed twice with her hips on her hips, and said: "Not only him, but his sloppy brother, Jin Chan was also killed!"

Ksitigarbha sat on the ground in a daze, came back to his senses for a long time, smiled wryly, and said: "I didn't expect that such a arrogant person back then would die as soon as he said he would die!"

Avalokitesvara said: "It's because he is so arrogant, but when he encounters the matter of learning Buddhist scriptures, it will be a fate! I won't talk to you anymore, I'm leaving!"

Dizang said, "What are you going to do with Sha Wujing?"

Guanyin said coldly: "Don't worry, I won't commit any crimes. I'll catch him now, but the gold hoop is still on his head!"

If you spread rumors and make troubles casually, you have to let this ignorant demon king eat a good fruit!