Tang Seng is a cook

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was angry, Wuyou quickly kicked Mrs. Diyong, and said, "Why don't you apologize to my father!"

Who would have thought that Mrs. Diyong was stunned when she looked at Zhuang Fan, a rough man, and said falteringly: "Isn't it that Tang Sanzang is fair and clean, with a good appearance, but he is a handsome person? This, this... ..." This bearded man is Tang Sanzang? ?can't you?

When Zhuang Fan heard this, his face turned dark.

Wu Wang hurriedly said: "My master is not handsome! My master is the most handsome in the world, okay!?"

Bajie also said: "You little goblin, you don't know much about things, now you are beautiful with beards! Do you understand! Country bumpkin! Old hat!"

Wu You didn't look at her, and said: "My father looks good now! Are you blind!"

The senior brothers scolded Mrs. Diyong, without any concern for the girl's face and self-esteem.

In the end, Mrs. Diyong was forced to cry bitterly, and she prostrated herself on the ground and cried loudly, "I was wrong!"

Wukong went quickly, and came back quickly, as soon as the clouds fell, the mouse was startled, and said: "What's the matter?"

Zhuang Fan also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he thought he hadn't cried yet, you cried so much, he asked Wukong, "How's the matter? Then Mrs. Cui went home? Are those mortals injured?"

Wukong nodded and said: "It's all right, I also asked the little Dharma protector to watch them carefully. Don't worry, master. The disciples see that the people here are enlightened and not the place where the worldly etiquette is used to oppress people. Lady Cui will surely have a smooth life from now on. Others People are also very safe, no one is injured, everything is fine!"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "That's good, I can't implicate other girls and the whole family because of me."

Seeing that his master was in a slump, Wuyou kicked the rat spirit again, saying, "You're not honest enough to admit your mistake!"

Mrs. Diyong cried until she had snot and tears, she wrapped herself in Huntian silk, knelt down and begged, "It's the little demon who misunderstood the holy monk and didn't know the benevolence of the holy monk, so he did such a wrong thing. The holy monk is merciful, forgive the little demon, let me go!"

After thinking for a while, he added another sentence, saying: "The holy monk has a good appearance, and he is the most handsome man in the world!"

Wukong was taken aback, and said: "What's the matter?" Begging for mercy, he begged for mercy, why did he even kiss ass.

Wu Wang and the three couldn't help it, and burst out laughing out loud, but seeing the unfriendly look in Master's eyes, they held back.

The monkey wondered, "What's so weird? What's the matter? What is this monster doing here?" Is it funny?

Seeing that senior brother insisted on asking, Wuyou pulled him aside and whispered, "Senior senior brother, come here with your ears!"

Wukong always had a lot of patience with his junior brother, he squatted down and put his ear on his ear, and said, "Come on, what's the matter? I'm not here, why are you bullying Master?"

Wuyou was full of grievances, and said: "It's really not me," and hurriedly said: "It's not the seniors either!"

Wukong raised his eyebrows and said, "Then tell me."

Wuyou leaned into the elder brother's ear, whispered the story of the goblin, and then said: "Madam Diyong, it must be because she has been in the ground for a long time, and the sun can't shine, so her mind is split." , she doesn't know where she heard the rumors, saying daddy, ahem, "

When Wuyou said this, he looked back very alertly, and Wukong also looked over, seeing that the master was showing the caramel cake the horseshoe, so he didn't notice it.

The two looked away, and Wukong said, "What are you talking about, Master?"

Wuyou hurriedly hissed, and said, "She said that master imprisoned me, ahem, so she came to arrest daddy, and then," he glanced at the elder brother, and it was written brightly in his eyes: You understand!

Wukong covered his mouth and let out a burst of laughter. He was squatting and almost rolled onto the hand. Wuyou grabbed him and said in a panic: "Oh, don't laugh, big brother, daddy is already angry. !"

Wukong couldn't help laughing, and said: "Is she stupid, she didn't recognize you standing here?"

Wuyou scratched her head and said, "I haven't been dressed as a Daotong. I haven't seen her in three or four hundred years. She can't remember my appearance. She didn't recognize me until I stepped on the Hot Wheels."

Wukong grinned and said out of breath: "She didn't say, why did Master imprison you? Besides, Master is traveling all the way west, where can he lock you up?"

Wuyou yelled: "Elder brother, this is not the time to talk about this! Go quickly and coax Master!"

Wukong wiped away the tears from his laughter, and said: "It's very easy to coax Master, Master is not that stingy and caressing person, but what can you do with a fucking girl?"

Wuyou also squatted down, leaning on his chin with two chubby hands, and said with a sad face: "Oh, let's forget about her, the worst thing is, she said that she didn't know which one to spread, saying that the two dolls on top of my head are both It belongs to Daddy, I haven't dared to let Daddy know about it!"

Wukong was startled, and hiccupped, saying: "No, no, no! Hiccup!"

Wuyou hurriedly came to pinch his jaws, and then gave him a pat on the back, saying: "Elder brother, I think it's okay to call those little gods to pass on Master's evil name, and it's better to hurry up with these notorious names. Take it, but if Master finds out, his temperament can make him suffer!"

Wukong was taken aback, hiccupping stopped, rubbed his chin and said, "That's right, then I'll wait for the Bodhisattva to talk about it. After all, these little gods are now under the command of the Bodhisattva."

The little ghost of Wuyou sighed and said, "I really don't know what these little gods are thinking, they dare to spread anything! Do you know why I, a bitch, insist on dressing up as a man?"

Wukong said: "Why? Could it be that the joke that Master said that he only likes men was also spread by them?"

Wuyou nodded, and said helplessly, "No way!"

When Wukong heard this, he was also angry and laughed, and said: "These people really want to die, they dare to spread anything!"

Wuyou curled his lips and said, "No way!"

Wukong patted his junior brother and said, "Oh, forget it, you go deal with your fucking girl, and I'll go comfort Master!"

After saying that, he got up and was about to leave, Wuyou hurriedly grabbed the trousers of the elder brother, and cried, "Brother, what should I do?" Kill him?Don't look at Dad being very angry, if he really wants to kill him, he definitely can't bear it.

How many monsters did Dad kill from the moment he came to daddy's side?A slap is not enough!

Wukong bent down, picked up the dejected little fat man from the ground, told him to stand up straight, and said: "Stupid, you are a godbrother, doesn't she have a godfather? Let her godfather deal with it!"

Wu You heard this, pouted and said, "I don't want to go!"

Wuyou doesn't even want to call Li Jing behind his back, let alone meet him.

Wukong rubbed Wuyou's chubby face, and said: "It's okay if you don't go, the Buddha is in the Lingxiao Temple, why don't you go to him? Anyway, back then, he was the one who suffered."

Wuyou pursed his lips even longer, and said, "Going to Lingxiao Palace, what's the difference between going directly to the Heavenly King's Mansion?"

Wukong rubbed his chin, thought of a bad idea, and said, "Why don't you just throw her at Nantianmen and ask them to hand it over?"

When Wu You heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Oh, that's fine!" Leaving her behind, he ran away!

After the discussion, the two senior brothers went to Zhuang Fan. After discussing with Zhuang Fan, he agreed without even a fight.

Wuyou wanted to take Mrs. Diyong to the Heavenly Court, Zhuang Fan was worried, fearing that Li Jing would trouble Wuyou, he said, "Why don't you ask your elder brother to accompany you?"

Wuyou and Wukong looked at each other, and they squeezed their eyes in agreement, Wuyou said: "Okay, okay, senior brother will accompany me!"

Wukong said quickly, "Master, I see that it's getting late, are you going on your way, or are you waiting here for me and Junior Brother to come back?"

Zhuang Fan looked at the sky, the sun was going to set soon, thought for a while and said: "Today is enough trouble, so I won't leave. I will take Wu Wang and Ba Jie to station here. You come back with Wu You. Just come here and find us!"

Wukong and Wuyou agreed in unison, Wuyouti slipped away from Mrs. Diyong, and the two brothers and sisters climbed into the sky together.

That Mrs. Diyong was dejected, wrapped in the Huntian silk, she didn't struggle, she didn't speak, she looked very resigned to her fate.

Wukong followed Wuyou for a while, and when he turned around, he saw that the ground was covered with clouds and mist. He couldn't see his master, and probably the master couldn't see them either, so he said, "Wuyou, can you really go by yourself? Senior brother really left!"

Wuyou said: "Isn't it just going to the gate of Nantianmen to lose someone, what's wrong with it! Brother, don't worry!"

Wukong said again: "Then it's over, where shall we gather?"

Wuyou thought about it, and said, "Brother, if you want to talk to Bodhisattva, it will probably be later than me, so I will wait for you at the gate of Nanhai!"

Wukong thought for a while and said: "It's fine, if I don't see you when I come out, then I will go to Nantianmen to find you!"

The two senior brothers clapped their hands together and said, "See you soon!"

Just talking about Wukong, he left his juniors and flew straight to the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea. When he arrived at the gate, he stood in mid-air and saw that there were several disciples of Guanyin Bodhisattva, all of whom were there, sitting around the gate, playing poker around a small table.

On the card table are now Mu Zha, Da Hei and Iron Fan.

The dragon girl was sitting next to the iron fan, her chin was resting on the iron fan's shoulder, her face was covered with white paper, and she was blowing boredly with her mouth, making a lot of noise, it seemed that she had lost enough just now.

Zhao Wu was sitting in a flowerpot, held in Mu Zha's arms, and was drawing cards for Mu Zha with grape vines.

If you ask Wukong to tell you, this Zhao Wu should actually help the black bear spirit. Dahei's five fingers are short and fat, and he is not flexible at all. I picked up several.

Wukong landed on the cloud head, coughed loudly suddenly, his voice was very majestic, and he said in a rough voice: "What are you doing!"

As a result, everyone was very calm, no one moved, and they all said, "Senior brother Wukong is here?", and then Mu Zha yelled: "Don't move! Grab the landlord!"

Tsk!Monkey rolled his eyes, these little gamblers!

Nai asked, "Bodhisattva, are you not at home?"

While showing the iron fan the card, Longnu pointed inside, and said: "Yes, I just sent away the two uncles, Manjusri and Puxian, and I am in the study, probably sleeping again, you go! "

After thinking about it, I asked again, "Do you know the way?"

Wukong shook his head helplessly, didn't answer, and went in on his own, thinking, even if my old grandson said that he didn't know the way, these guys would ignore them, let's go!

Finding the study room familiarly, the monkey knocked on the door, but there was no movement inside, so he had to knock a few more times, and Guanyin said impatiently: "Didn't I tell you to go play? Master is not hungry, and he doesn't eat!"

Wukong hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, it is my disciple who has something to do with Bodhisattva!"

When Guanyin heard this, he panicked and said cleanly, "It's Wukong? Why are you here? But your master is busy?"

Wukong said honestly: "It has something to do with Master! I want to talk to Bodhisattva."

Guanyin didn't look like Zhuang Fan was in any serious trouble, so he was relieved and said, "You go to the pavilion in the back mountain and wait for me, and I'll come!"

Wukong promised that he came here often and was already familiar with it, so he ran to the gazebo by himself without the need for others to lead the way.

Guanyin listened to the monkey's footsteps going away in the room, quickly folded up the letters written by Zhuang Fan who had just laid out a table, put them back in the envelopes, put them in the storage beads, opened the door, and walked Went to the back mountain.

In the gazebo, Wukong was talking to the mother brought by Iron Fan. Wukong dropped by the way a while ago and sent Red Boy's things and letters to Iron Fan a few times, so he knew this mother well.

This time, when the mother saw Wukong coming again, she hurriedly greeted her with a smile, and said, "How is the great sage?"

Wukong grinned and said: "Tofu, Tofu!", and said, "This time, I don't have anything from your little master. I'm looking for a Bodhisattva!"

The mother hurriedly said: "Oh, the Great Sage is so busy studying scriptures, how can I always bother you!"

Wukong smiled and said: "I'm afraid I don't bring anything, you don't want to see me!"

The old mother smiled like a flower, and said: "The great sage will find happiness in his old body!"

He asked again, "Is the Great Sage hungry? Would you like something to eat?"

Wukong hurriedly said: "I'm not hungry, I just ate when I came here. If there is hot water, just give me a cup!"

The old mother agreed and left with a smile.

Seeing that her figure disappeared, Wukong quickly patted his chest, heaved a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, it's really dangerous!Almost got poisoned to death again!

At this moment, Guanyin came over, Wukong hurriedly got up and saluted, Guanyin nodded and sat down, said: "You sit too!" He praised him again, "Wukong is really getting better and better, every time I see you, I am better than the last time I saw you!" Be more promising."

Monkey smiled and said: "My master taught me well!"

Seeing what he said, Guanyin was very happy and smiled, and said, "After that, why did you sneak up here again?"

The monkey wondered, "How did the Bodhisattva know that I slipped up?"

Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "If you tell your master to come here, will your master tell you to bring things up here?"

Wukong suddenly realized, stretched out his thumb, and said, "High!"

Guanyin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Stop flattering and talk about business, what's wrong?"

Wukong was no longer poor, so he talked about today's events and the purpose of his visit, and said: "I think what Wuyou said is reasonable. To spread the name of master's evil, to frighten the goblins, to make them run away and not dare to provoke them, that's all. It's just that All the rumors in the lower realms are Master's notoriety. Earlier in the bhikkhu country, Master was very angry when a pot of dirty water was poured over his head. But today, Master didn't know about it. If he knew, I will definitely die of anger. What's more, now that my junior brother has been implicated, it's really easy to say, let my master and family members know, what do you think of my master?"

Guanyin frowned, and said: "It shouldn't be. It stands to reason that those little dharma protectors, I did tell them to spread the reputation of being a golden cicada. Where did all these nonsense come from!"

He thought for a while, then got up suddenly, and said, "I'll go see the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, and tell them about this matter! After all, the little dharma protectors belong to the Jade Emperor, and the Buddha and I are only on secondment. The Jade Emperor came to interrogate you, do you want to go back, or follow me?"

Wukong thought for a while and said, "It just so happens that my younger brother is going to Nantianmen to see off Mrs. Diyong. We have an appointment, either in the South China Sea or in Nantianmen. If the Bodhisattva is going to see the Jade Emperor in Lingxiao Palace, then I will follow along the way." Take care of Wuyou, and then we will go back to the lower realm together, and I ask the Bodhisattva to take care of Master's reputation!"

Seeing that Wukong trusted him, Guanyin was very happy for some reason, patted Wukong on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I will take care of this matter!"

Avalokitesvara took Wukong and went out. Mu Zha and the others were still playing. When they saw Master coming out, they were overjoyed. They threw away the cards and gathered together, saying: "Master, you want to go out! We want to go too! "

Avalokitesvara thought about it, the children did not go out for a long time, and said: "Then let's go, follow!"

Dahei hurriedly said: "Master, can I follow?"

Guanyin thought for a while and said: "Let's go, Master should take you out." Then he said: "Mu Zha, hold Zhao Wu well, don't drop him!"

Mu Zha agreed and said, "No, no, Master, don't worry!"

So Avalokitesvara led Wukong and a large group of apprentices, Hula La out of the South China Sea, Qiqi stood on the lotus platform, and went straight to Nantianmen.

Wukong watched carefully, but he didn't see Wuyou at the gate of Zizhu Forest, and he didn't look at him when he was flying to Nantian Gate on the way, so he couldn't help feeling a little worried, so he told the Bodhisattva, saying: "Wuyou won't be detained by Li Tianwang. Come down?"

Avalokitesvara made calculations with her fingers, and said comfortingly, "It's nothing, just wait and see, don't worry."

Wukong was skeptical, and it was not easy to rush. Fortunately, the Bodhisattva was considerate, applied a little magic power, accelerated his speed, stepped on the lotus platform and galloped all the way, and arrived in the blink of an eye.

Wukong didn't see his junior brother all the way, he was impatient, and when he saw Nantianmen from a distance, he rushed over, but when he landed, he was dumbfounded.

His little brother hugged his shoulders, rolled his eyes, and was crying while being hugged by Mrs. Di Yong, surrounded by a circle of heavenly soldiers and generals, who were grabbing people, but they didn't get away alive. On Wuyou's lap, it's normal.

Wukong hurried past and asked, "Wuyou, what's the matter?"

Wuyou saw the senior brother coming, his chubby face suddenly collapsed, and he cried, "Senior brother, save me!" He was supposed to pick up the senior brother, but he made a slip of the tongue. Very frustrating.

Wukong walked up to him, hooked Mrs. Diyong from Wuyou's thigh with a hook, and as soon as Mrs. Diyong let go, the heavenly soldiers who were pulling her back pulled her hard, and swished her away. After going out, he bumped into the pillar of Nantianmen, and Mrs. Diyong rolled her eyes and passed out.

Wukong ignored him, hugged Wuyou, and asked, "Does your leg hurt? Did she pinch you just now?"

It’s okay if you don’t ask, but Wuyou feels even more wronged when he asks, he huddled in his elder brother’s arms, tears streaming down his face, Wukong hurriedly coaxed him: “Don’t cry, don’t cry, senior brother will take you home, be good!”

While speaking, she wiped Wu You's tears, hugged him and walked outside, just in time to meet the Bodhisattva master and disciple.

Mu Zha saw his younger brother, and saw him crying pitifully in Wukong's arms, rubbing his eyes, only waved to himself, then retracted, and wanted to come over to coax him, but Wukong hugged Wuyou, hurriedly Say hello to Guanyin Bodhisattva, turn around and raise somersault clouds, and go to the lower realm.

Mu Zha was at a loss, hugged Zhao Wu and scratched his head, and asked his master, "Master, why is my brother crying?"

Avalokitesvara took a look and saw that Mrs. Diyong had been tied up by the heavenly soldiers, and said: "I'll find out later, you go and bring that little goblin, let's go see the Jade Emperor and the Buddha." !” This goblin is a witness, so it’s just right to bring it with you!

Mu Zha hurriedly agreed, turned around and handed Zhao Wu to Longnv to hold him, went over by himself, picked up the mouse spirit, followed Master, and went straight to Lingxiao Palace.

Muzha Dragon Girl often comes to the Heavenly Court, but Dahei Zhao Wu and Iron Fan are the first to come, and these three are just little monsters in the world, and they are the capital of the emperors in the world. Passing through such a place of imperial aura, one can't help trembling, so Long Nu comforted: "Don't panic, follow the senior brothers and sisters, hold your chest up, don't look sideways, just look at the back of the senior brothers and sisters' heads!"

Da Hei and Tie Fan hurriedly responded, one followed Mu Zha and the other followed Long Nu. Fortunately, although they were nervous, they didn't make mistakes and make a fool of themselves. They followed Master all the way to the Lingxiao Palace.

Avalokitesvara turned around to look at several apprentices, and said, "Hui An followed Master in, Shancai led them to play, don't make trouble, and when I see Zhihe later, I will come back here to find Master."

Several people agreed that they were in agreement, and the dragon girl hugged Zhao Wu happily, and went for a walk with Dahei and Iron Fan.

Mu Zha carried Mrs. Diyong and followed his master to the Lingxiao Palace. As soon as he entered the door, the thick carpet almost staggered. Mrs. Di Chung slapped her entire face on the carpet, almost choking her to death.

Avalokitesvara took Mu Zha to meet the Jade Emperor and Buddha. The two were still in shock because of the lightning strike before. They were very happy to see Avalokitesvara and asked, "Is the Bodhisattva here today for something?"

Hope it's some good news!