Tang Seng is a cook

Wu You watched, then turned around and asked, "But your husband?"

The woman frowned, and said: "It's him." Just two words, there is no joy, she doesn't look very happy.

Wuyou clicked his tongue twice, and said: "You and your husband have a good relationship, and he knows where to find you, so he has a good understanding." The words were full of sarcasm and ridicule.

The woman already felt that something was wrong, but after hearing what Wu You said, she couldn't help shivering, and forced herself to calmly say: "Xiao Daochang is not old, so he can see clearly." Listening carefully, the voice trembled , obviously very disturbed.

After all, it's good if Wuyou didn't tell the truth about this matter, but once it was revealed, everything would be very weird.

Wuyou glanced at the woman strangely, turned around and said indifferently: "Although I look small, I don't know how many hundreds or thousands of years I have lived."

When the woman heard this, she was so shocked that she almost fell off the caramel cake. She just thought in her heart that her life was saved by others, and the gods are gods, so what should she be afraid of? So she calmed down and looked after herself. dismounted.

That Wukong frowned, looked at the man who staggered over and said, "Master, this is a goblin."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback when he heard this, thinking what kind of routine is this?The goblin threw his daughter-in-law into the wilderness and asked his mentor and apprentice to save him. Could it be that he wanted to touch porcelain?

Zhuang Fan looked back at the young woman standing beside the horse with a dignified face, turned around and whispered to Wukong: "Wukong, tell me, this goblin was going to kill this woman, but we happened to meet him, so he just ran away." Are we masters and apprentices here?"

Wukong rubbed his chin and said, "Master, how can there be so many coincidences in the world?"

Wu Wang and Ba Jie heard this, they all leaned over and said in a low voice: "Master, senior brother, what should we do, just hit me directly?"

Zhuang Fan leaned on a tin staff with nine rings, shook his head, and said, "Just wait and see what happens."

He watched the young man shouting, walked slowly, and asked Wukong again, "Wukong, are those people following that demon a demon or a human?"

Wukong looked around, looked carefully, and said with a smile: "It's really a group of people who don't know how to live or die, they are all mortals."

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said, "This is even more unbearable."

It's so annoying, where did this goblin come from, and dare to involve mortals, these goblins are getting fatter and fatter recently!

He leaned over and whispered to Wukong again: "What is the prototype of the goblin?"

Wukong saw it clearly a long time ago, stretched himself, ready to fight, and said: "It's a golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and said, "Why is he a man, shouldn't he be a female fairy?"

Wukong flexed his muscles and bones, turned his head to look at Master, his eyes were full of curiosity, and said: "How does Master know the father and mother? This demon is indeed a mother. I don't know why, but at this time, he came disguised as a man!"

Unexpectedly, the woman who was rescued by them has followed Wu You to their vicinity, listening to these words seriously.

The woman lowered her voice, exclaimed, and said, "What!? He's a female fairy?" His heart was overwhelmed, it was not a good feeling, no wonder, after he got married, he made excuses not to have sex with her, and shied away in every possible way. What did he do wrong? It hurt his heart!

But it turned out that this was the reason!

The master and apprentice looked over together, their eyes were full of sympathy, Wuyou rolled his eyes skillfully, relying on his small appearance, he asked aggressively: "How long have you been married to this person?"

With tears in her eyes, the girl gritted her teeth and said, "It's been half a year!"

Wuyou shook his head and sighed, "Oh, half a year's vacation couple, you're really confused about how you're going through this day."

He looked up at the girl, and said curiously: "You didn't choose him because of his good looks, did you?"

The girl was flushed with shame, her voice was like a mosquito, and she said: "It's the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, I don't have the room to comment, I only saw him once before marriage... He was chosen by my parents..."

Zhuang Fan and his disciples shook their heads and sighed.

This girl's parents love her very much, and they must have chosen her out of thousands of choices. Who would have thought that there would be a goblin to cheat her into a marriage!

At this time, Zhuang Fan was sure, the girl was implicated by him again, what is this called, when a person sits at home and a goblin comes to the door?

It's just that this mouse spirit can only make up his own mind, why go to the mortal world to marry a wife, is it true love with this girl?He really doesn't understand the tortuous and bizarre brain circuit of the goblin.

While they were talking, the group of people had already approached. The man who turned into a goblin saw the girl at the first sight, and his face was full of surprise and excitement. ! I finally found you!"

The girl kept a cold face and didn't speak, so Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice naturally didn't say a word, they all pretended not to exist, watching the goblin continue to act, to see what kind of tricks he was planning.

The other end was sincere and full of affection, but there was no one to intervene at this end, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

The goblin took a few steps, and finally got close, and wanted to hold the girl's hand, with tears in her eyes, she said: "My lady, are you okay, is there something serious?"

The girl's face was as cold as ice, she was wary of him and refused to get close to him, so she took a step back, looked at him coldly, and said, "How did you find this place?"

The goblin didn't take it seriously, and said with joy on her face, "I asked along the road. The wind was very strong yesterday, and many people were watching. I came in this direction. I searched all the way, and finally found my lady!"

After he finished speaking, he choked up a sob and shed tears, mixed with sorrow and joy, very excited, and said in a crying voice: "My lady, you are frightened!"

The villagers in the back also gathered around at this time, calling the girl "Miss Cui", and said in one voice: "It's good to be safe, it's good to be safe, so go home, Mistress Cui, your parents are at home, I don't know what to do. Go back earlier so they don't worry!"

When the girl heard this, she also missed her parents, but how dare she bring this goblin disguised as a man back home, she couldn't help but look at Wuyou for help.

After all, just now, Wuyou had the most dealings with her.

Although the goblin kept talking to Mrs. Cui, she was actually paying attention to the people around her. Seeing her turn to look at Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice, she hurriedly said: "My lady, but these masters saved you?"

Without waiting for the girl to answer, she stepped forward and bowed to salute, saying: "Thank you all for saving my wife, and please go home with my husband and wife. My father-in-law and mother-in-law must have a big thank you!"

Zhuang Fan stabbed Wu Wang in front of him, Wu Wang was quick-witted, and quickly separated the relationship, saying: "Misunderstanding, we have never met this lady before, we only met when we came here, and I just saw you group of people shouting and shouting. He came from afar and thought he was a villain, so he got together to take precautions!"

Wu Wang tucked Bajie's sleeve again, and Ba Xiaodai also said: "Yes, yes, we are just passing by!"

The girl couldn't help but panic when she heard that Zhuang Fan and the others separated themselves from her. Just about to speak, she heard a small voice whispering in her ear: "Don't panic! Don't talk, and watch again."

The voice was so familiar, Madam Cui couldn't help looking at Wuyou, only to see the little Taoist boy wink at her with a smile, and then put his heart back into his stomach.

The goblin didn't hear Wuyou's voice transmission to the girl, and when she saw Wuyou's evasion, she couldn't help being dumbfounded, and turned back to ask Mrs. Cui, "My lady, then, who saved you?"

The girl was also quick-witted, and said: "Save? I have never been killed, how can I say "save?"

The goblin stammered, and said, "You, you, you are not bound..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly realized something was wrong, quickly shut his mouth, thought for a while, and asked again, "I saw the lady changed her clothes, so I thought you were trapped somewhere..."

Madam Cui was very calm, and said: "I was swept by the evil wind and went to a strange place. I was afraid that it would be unsafe to walk outside alone as a woman, so I pawned the jewelry on my body, bought men's clothes and changed my hair into a bun. What's wrong with that?"

The folks next to me heard this and said, "Oh, Mrs. Cui is smart! No, it's just a lot of inconvenience for women to go out. It's much more convenient to change into men's clothes!"

The demon was so angry that she thought that she had dug a hole and buried her last night!Go to a damn place to pawn!

Just for a moment, he looked at the four people around Mrs. Cui, except for the hairy-faced and bearded vicious monk, and the little Taoist boy, the remaining two were all white and tender young monks. , he couldn't tell which one was Tang Sanzang, so he suppressed his anger in his heart and didn't dare to turn his face easily.

It's just because of Bajie's rake that Wukong has been playing with it all the time, so he, like Wuwang, is empty-handed, and it is really hard to tell.

The goblin frowned and thought about it, and said: "Lady, although these masters and you are just passing by, it is fate to meet each other anyway, and you were suddenly blown away by the evil wind yesterday, and I don't know if there is any taboo at home. Why don't we invite these masters to our home and ask him to recite scriptures for us to drive away evil spirits, what do you think?"

When Madam Cui heard this, her heart suddenly moved, she raised her eyebrows and sneered, "Are you sure?" The first one to drive out evil spirits is yourself!

She thought to herself, this demon wants some gods to come to his door, could it be that he has been playing with these gods?

Seeing that Mrs. Cui seemed to be relaxing, the goblin was overjoyed, and quickly said: "Of course, of course, when did I ever tell a lie!"

After hearing this, Mrs. Cui snorted coldly, glanced at him up and down, and said to herself that you are all fake, and lies are nothing!

He didn't pay any attention to him, turned around and cupped his fists, and said to Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice: "Several old gods, I'm really bothering you, I don't know how many of them, maybe take the time to visit the little girl's house?"

Zhuang Fan hid behind again, poked Bajie, and Bajie hurriedly said: "This female Bodhisattva, my master and disciple, is a monk who is going to the west to learn scriptures. Already!"

The goblin saw that Bajie came out to talk to him, talking about Western Paradise, learning scriptures, master and apprentice, etc., his eyes lit up, and he shouted in his heart: Tang Sanzang!finally found you!

Just afraid that he might not be sure, the goblin's eyes lit up, and he asked again: "The journey to the west is a long way, I don't know where the elder came from?"

Bajie said honestly: "My master and apprentice are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

Just as he was talking, Wukong was also upset, took the nine-ringed tin stick from Zhuang Fan's hand, stuffed it into Bajie's hand, and called out "Master!"

Bajie didn't know what happened, thought that something was wrong with Zhuang Fan, took the ring stick and turned around, his nose said "Huh?" Others watched, as if he was responding to Wukong's call.

The demon said carefully, relying on his masculinity, he wanted to lure Tang Monk and his disciples to his residence, get Tang Sanzang drunk, and then kidnap him. Now look at it, I'm afraid he can't go with him!

That being the case, if you don't do it now, when will you wait! ?

Thinking of this, the goblin screamed, turned into her original body, and rushed towards Bajie with a pair of sharp claws!

That goblin made a good plan, took advantage of Tang Sanzang's unpreparedness, captured him and left, but who knew that there was no one who was wrong, after Wukong called his master, he kept aiming at him, seeing the goblin Transformation, wanting to pounce on Bajie, the great sage was not polite, took out the golden cudgel, clenched the body of the stick with both hands, and pointed his head at the goblin's chest.

The goblin was coming very violently, and the big sage's stick was very fierce, and he hit it head-on two times. Before Bajie could react, he heard an "Aw" voice behind him, and he turned around quickly. The senior brother was holding a goblin Knocked down!

The goblin held two swords in his hand and rolled over on the spot, clumsy on the left and right, very embarrassed.

The goblin suddenly took on a fierce form, and was in the same place with the great holy war again. Those mortals were terrified, some ran, some screamed, and some were paralyzed on the ground. Zhuang Fan was afraid that they might be injured or injured in their panic, so he hurriedly said: "Wuyou, you have changed Nezha's costume, go and get that demon, and replace your elder brother!"

Wuyou was surprised, and said, "Daddy, why?"

Zhuang Fan said helplessly: "You didn't recognize this goblin? That's your fucking girl!"

Wu You took a closer look, and saw that the monster turned out to be a white-haired and golden-nosed rat spirit, and slapped his hands, "Oh, it's you!"

300 years ago, this demon stole fragrant flower candles from Lingshan and ate enough to eat. The Buddha pursued him. Li Tianwang and Nezha took the heavenly soldiers to chase after him, just because the Buddha wanted to be a good person and did not want to put her to death. She was let go by Li Jing, and she felt grateful in her heart, so she worshiped Li Tianwang as her father, and Nezha as her brother, who had a nickname of Mrs. Diyong, so Zhuang Fan said that this demon is Wuyou's daughter.

Recognizing the person, Wuyou pretended to be the third prince's real body, stepped on the wind fire wheel, held the Huntian silk in his hand, and neatly tied up the goblin, and shouted: "I let you go with the king of heaven, you don't want to be grateful , You lived in seclusion in the mountains and practiced well, but instead came to the mortal world to make trouble, what is the reason!? You are a female goblin, but you turned into a man and came to the mortal world to marry a wife, are you ashamed?"

Not to mention how the goblin would respond when he saw Nezha's real body, his face paled in fright, and he collapsed to the ground, but Wukong returned to Zhuang Fan and said, "Master, what's wrong?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Oh Wukong, I see these mortals are flustered and distracted, you should stop them and send them home together with this lady Cui, so that they can avoid this disaster."

Originally, Zhuang Fan could do these things, but after all he thought that after going west to learn Buddhist scriptures, the merits and virtues will decline, and the bulk of them will still be distributed. It will fall on the heads of their masters and apprentices, but very few, most of them, It will be given to myself again, so after all the calculations, how much merit can be left to Wukong?

Only a fraction!

Such a small amount of merit is used for sanctification, it is too shabby to think about it.

Zhuang Fan wanted to accumulate more merits for Wukong, so as to help him become a saint after learning the scriptures, so after he had this plan, he entrusted all the help to monkeys.

Zhuang Fan asked the monkey to help others, just because he guessed in his heart that although Wukong is the son of heaven and has the body of a monkey, but now after all, the human race is prosperous, the luck is very good, the fortune of the monster race is low, and he has become lonely. Wukong can't get rid of it in this life A monkey fetus cannot cultivate human morality, but can only be a demon. If you want to become a saint, you have to help the luck of the human race to achieve success.

After all, the Great Sage is not as good as his master Jin Chan. He has been reincarnated for several lives and has already become a human body. , Tiandao can't be too biased, otherwise, why did the monkey suffer a lot in the world during the journey to the west, and didn't see Tiandao come to help?

The soul of Jiang Liu'er suppressed the soul of the golden cicada, and became Tang Sanzang himself. On the way west, he often chanted the magic spell to torture Wukong. Why didn't the heavens strike him as a warning?

It's just because Tang Sanzang was brought by the great luck of the human race, Tiandao didn't dare to act rashly against him, but in the end he remembered the Mantian God Buddha and Jiang Liuer who bullied the monkey.

Don't talk about anything else, let's just talk about Wukong. In such trivial matters, the monkey has always obeyed the master's words. Now seeing Zhuang Fan's order, he didn't shirk it. , you point me in the right direction, my old grandson will take you home right away!"

Mrs. Cui is a rare and courageous girl, she didn't panic when she saw the real body of the goblin, even if she started fighting, she still stood still, seeing what Wukong said, because she was still dressed like a man, she was generous Fang Di cupped his fists and said, "Thank you, Elder!"

It's just that she really didn't know where the house was, so she stepped forward, kicked the goblin, and said, "How do I get to my house? Where did you throw me?"

Mrs. Diyong was bound into a cocoon by Wu Youhun Tianling, and she was sitting on the ground, when she was kicked by Mrs. Cui, she was stunned: She was kicked by a mortal lady?

She raised her head, originally wanted to stare at her, but saw that Mrs. Cui's pretty face was frosty, her cold eyes were looking at her with hatred, she couldn't help feeling ashamed, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I was wrong after all."

In the past six months, they have calculated her and neglected her, but this Mrs. Cui's family has taken good care of herself, and they have been with each other day and night for more than half a year. Mrs. Diyong is not a heart made of iron, so how can she not feel it? His heart was full of guilt, his face flushed with embarrassment, he lowered his head, not daring to look at Mrs. Cui.

Mrs. Cui felt disgusted when she saw her whispering softly, and spat out, "Stop talking nonsense! How can I get to my house!"

Seeing Mrs. Cui's cold words, Mrs. Diyong couldn't help feeling sore in her heart, sobbed, and said in a low voice, "Walk two hundred miles to the south, and you will be the capital city..."

Mrs. Cui ignored her, turned around and left, came in front of the Great Sage, and said: "Old Immortal, go two hundred miles to the south, and that is where my home is. It's such a short distance, we can walk by ourselves, so we don't need to delay you." It's time to go!"

The monkey giggled and said, "You Bodhisattva, you are so courageous!"

Mrs. Cui smiled lightly, and said: "I've been used to going out with my father to earn a living since I was a child."

She turned around and looked around, sighed, and said: "Actually, I have been here before, but after all I haven't gone out for half a year, and I was flustered for a while, I even forgot!"

The monkey said: "There will be opportunities in the future, but you go home, how do you explain this matter to your parents today?"

Mrs. Cui pursed her lips and sneered: "What's the problem? I just said that my husband eloped with someone. After half a year, my parents will find a son-in-law for me, that's all! I don't have to worry about getting married anyway! "

Mrs. Diyong felt a pain in her heart when she heard this, and called out suddenly: "My lady!"

Lady Cui acted as if she hadn't heard, she just bit her lips, cupped her hands to Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice, and said, "Thank you all the old gods for helping me this time, a great kindness, a mortal woman can never repay me!"

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan thought, it's my master and apprentice who made you tired, alas, it's rare that this girl doesn't care about it.It's just that he was afraid of frightening Mrs. Cui, so he simply hid and didn't talk to her.

Wukong waved his hand and said, "We should not be thanked by the female Bodhisattva, and the female Bodhisattva is not too polite, let's go now!"

Without waiting for Mrs. Cui to refuse, she made a tactic, and a strong wind blew up Mrs. Cui and the dozen or so people who came with the goblin along the road, and went straight to the south.

Zhuang Fan saw that the monkey took the man away, so he took back the Zen staff from Bajie, walked up to Wuyou, and asked, "What is this monster here for?"

Wuyou looked at his father, his eyes were very strange, scratching his head, he said in embarrassment: "It is said that it is here to take revenge for me..."

Wu Wang and Ba Jie said "Huh?", Zhuang Fan covered his face, thinking in his heart that bad luck, another goblin misled by rumors!

Well, in the second half of the trip, could it be that all the fairies I met were inexplicable "seeking revenge"?

Zhuang Fan sighed and asked Wu You: "Well, she is listening to what Daddy has done to you again?"

Wu You blushed, coughed, and said, "Father, it's really nothing, why don't you say it?"

Zhuang Fan held his chest, and said very firmly: "Tell me, Daddy can bear it!"

Wuyou looked embarrassed, whispered a few words, and said, "That's it!"

With a blank face, Zhuang Fan turned around and asked Wu Wang and Ba Jie, "Is Master deaf?"

The two white and fat little monks covered their mouths together, laughing so loudly, seeing that the master was very sad and angry, they hurriedly came to coax them, saying: "Master, don't cry! We all know that you are the best and the best in the world!" Monk! The best and the best master!"

Wuyou hurriedly flattered her, saying, "Yes, yes, yes! He is the best and best dad!"

Zhuang Fan was about to cry!Ghost letter!