Tang Seng is a cook

In the end, Wukong took Wuwang to France to destroy France, and he carried the three-headed fat man very spoiledly.

The two brothers went out together, Zhuang Fan didn't stop him, and waited at home by himself. Fortunately, they went and came back quickly, and they entered the door after midnight.

Zhuang Fan was still very surprised and asked, "So fast?"

Wu Wang looked excited after doing a prank, his eyes sparkled, and he threw himself into Zhuang Fan's arms as soon as he entered the door, and said happily: "Master, master, we will enter the city tomorrow morning! Go to the palace to change Guan Wen! You don't even know, we did it!" What!"

Zhuang Fan pinched his little nose and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go tomorrow morning, but it's so late now, you have to sleep!"

Wukong smiled and said: "Master, you should tell him to finish the lecture. I carried him back just now, and I was sleepy and nodded all the way. If I didn't think about telling you the story, I would have fallen asleep and snored a long time ago!"

Wu Wang also looked at Master helplessly, Zhuang Fan had no choice but to hug the little fat man, and listened to Xiao Bailong beaming with joy as he and his senior brother instructed the land to spread sleepy bugs, how the senior brother turned into thousands of little monkeys, With a razor in hand, he shaved off the hair of officials, big and small officials, concubines, maids of honor and all eunuchs in the inner courtyard of the palace.

Zhuang Fan asked with a smile, "Has the king's hair been shaved? Who can do it?"

Wu Wang giggled and said: "I shaved a dozen or so before, and the king was also shaved by myself. The senior brother told me to practice, so that I can shave the master's head in the future, so as not to always walk in the wild and not meet people. inconvenient."

Zhuang Fan nodded at him, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Naughty boy!" He asked again, "Can it hurt someone?"

Wu Wang patted his chest with his slender hands, and said arrogantly: "Master, your apprentice is going out, how could he see blood!"

Wukong continued next to him: "Well, it didn't hurt anyone else, but the shaved bumps!"

Wu Wang smiled embarrassedly, and said, "It's very short anyway, it's no different from a bald head!"

Zhuang Fan told his apprentice to be too funny, and said: "Okay! You did a good job! Well, it's time to go to bed, or if you don't get up tomorrow, Master won't take you there!"

Wu Wang quickly yawned and said, "I'm sleepy, I'm sleepy!"

Put a nest in the arms of the master, and won't come out!

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to hug the little fat man to sleep.

Wukong followed his master and younger brother, and said with a smile: "Master, are you sinking?"

Zhuang Fan shook slightly, and said, "Compared to last year, it's much heavier!"

Wu Wang muttered, "No!" The next second he fell asleep and snored everywhere.

Zhuang Fan and Wukong looked at each other and smiled, put the little fat man under the quilt, and went to rest.

One night without talking, the next morning, Zhuang Fan fell asleep and suddenly woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw Wu Wang lying on his pillow and staring at him intently. His big eyes were shining. Seeing that he woke up, a tiger Pu, coquettishly said: "Master, get up quickly! Let's go! The sun is so high!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his eyes, turned his head to look at the other side, Wukong was curled up in the quilt, only his hairy forehead was exposed, and he was sleeping soundly.

He lifted the curtain at the head of the bed and looked out, only to see the morning sun was slightly dew, and the stars in the sky had not yet disappeared, so he couldn't help but sighed, rubbed Wu Wang's hot little bald head, and said, "Troublemaker! It's still early , go at this time, the city gate will not be opened, and the king will not go to court, wouldn’t it be staring! Sleep a little longer!”

While talking, he dragged Wuwang's little quilt over to cover him, patted the little pillow loose, and told him to put it on it, so Wuwang had to close his eyes and go back to sleep.

As a result, Wu Wang fell asleep and slept until the sky was bright, and he didn't wake up until halfway through. At this time, Zhuang Fan led Wu Kong to exchange Guan Wen and returned.

The little Panglong was hugged by the master, put on his clothes, and then hugged him to sit at the dining table, holding a spoon in one hand and Guan Wen in the other, and he was stunned!

cry!

Wukong rubbed his chubby face, and said: "When I got up with Master, I didn't wake you up no matter how much I called you, and even wiped your face with a wet towel, you just groaned twice and asked if you would like to go." Let's go, you said you want to sleep, we have no choice but to go!"

Zhuang Fan took back the quilt hanging outside the house, passed by the dining table, and said, "Don't hold Guan Wen to face each other, eat quickly, the custard will be fishy when it cools!"

Wu Wang pursed his mouth, sobbed and gave Guan Wen to his brother, and took a spoon to dig the custard to eat, almost dying of aggrieved.

Seeing him, Wukong was really sad, so he had to say: "It's all because of senior brother's fault. Senior brother is impatient, so he urged master to leave. Next time senior brother will definitely wait for you, okay?"

Wu Wang turned his head and ignored him.

Then, when he was on the road, the little fat dragon went on strike, and even grabbed the caramel cake.

Zhuang Fan was funny, since he had Bajie and Wuyou, it was rare to see Wuwang lose his temper, so he pampered him, let the little fat man go forward, got on the horse himself, hugged Wuwang, and Pull the reins and continue westward.

Caramel Cake was overjoyed. I didn’t work yesterday. Who would have thought that not only was he honored to be on the job today, but he was carrying two of them together, flicking his tail excitedly, spreading his hooves and jumping up. Zhuang Fan was unprepared and almost hugged Wu Wang. They were thrown down together, but it was Wukong who caught up and slapped it on the head, causing Caramel Cake to slow down.

The three masters and apprentices passed through the city, and when they met a few officials who were on duty for lunch break, Zhuang Fan hugged the little fat man in his arms, and whispered, "Wu Wang, look!?"

The little Panglong was not angry when he was hugged by the master. Now when the master called, he looked over, and Zhuang Fan whispered in his ear: "This messy shaved one looks like a Your craftsmanship!"

The little fat dragon burst out laughing, and protested softly: "What a mess! I think it's okay!"

As he said this, the three masters and apprentices were passing by the little official, and he scratched his head and complained to his companions: "Why do you shave so evenly, and mine is full of bumps! Is it true that gods don't want to wait?" see me!"

His companions laughed at him too, and the man was very depressed, and said in a muffled voice: "I'm going to find a barber and shave it again!"

what!So angry!

Wu Wang turned his head and stopped looking!

Zhuang Fan and Wukong were shaking with laughter, Wukong hummed and said: "Master, if you keep laughing, I will ignore you again!"

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing out loud!

The three masters and apprentices passed through the city, and soon they were on the main road again. Because they missed half a day's journey today, Zhuang Fan said to Wukong: "Today, let's go a little longer and rest later, okay?"

Wukong said: "Listen to Master!"

Wu Wang was a little embarrassed, twisted and said: "Master, I'll go down and carry you away! The caramel cake is too unstable!"

Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Caramel Cake became upset and yelled twice in protest.

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "It's been so hard in the past, today I'm going to let you be obedient and rest, okay?"

Wu Wang blushed, and said: "It's not too hard, I'm idle in winter!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed him, and Wu Wang smiled and stopped talking, nestling in Master's arms very reassuringly.

Unexpectedly, the caramel cake ran for a while, and saw a high mountain blocking the way in front of him. Zhuang Fan had no choice but to get off the horse first, and then hugged Wu Wang, and said: "My family is not lucky today, just take it easy for a while. Going to go!"

Wu Wang was shy and chubby, and said: "What's the matter, Master, climbing a mountain is like taking a walk!"

Wukong said: "This is too bad, Master, you have to cook a lot of food tonight!"

Wu Wangqi snorted and said, "I'll eat them all! I won't keep them for you!"

Wukong picked up the little fat man and ran forward, shouting as he ran, "Catch a little dragon and roast it!"

I can't stop giggling so much.

Zhuang Fan led the caramel cake, followed behind the two, looked up at the mountain, and suddenly remembered that this place is called Yinwu Mountain, and there is a series of caves in the mountain, and there lives a Nanshan King, who is actually a moxa leaf Leopard essence.

This leopard spirit also has an iron-backed wolf monster under his command, who ran out of the lion camel cave in Shituoling, and gave the leopard spirit a plum blossom trick to capture Tang Sanzang and make a dummy head. Lie to the monkey, that time Wukong had a good meal, and he cried for a long time.

Zhuang Fan looked into the mountains, thinking that this time he didn't know if the leopard spirit was there or if the iron-backed wolf had come out.

Seeing that Wukong was carrying Wuyou on his back, he had already run away for a long time, Zhuang Fan was not very worried about the safety of the two brothers. Now only Wukong and Wuwang are fighting the fairies, and he has not met any little fairies who can beat them. What about Wukong?

Although there may be monsters in this mountain, it is really a good mountain. There are jagged rocks, orchids and grasses everywhere, and there are many living animals in the mountain. Tigers roar and monkeys cry, wolves run and rabbits run. Zhuang Fan was climbing the mountain with caramel cake. The fat white rabbit swished over.

When Caramel Cake saw the rabbit, it wanted to bite it, so Zhuang Fan laughed angrily, patted it and said, "You are a horse, not a hunting dog! What kind of rabbit are you catching!"

Just as he was talking, Wu Wang yelled and ran over, "Master, Master, look!"

Zhuang Fan stood still and raised his head to see that the little fat man was running over with a fatter rabbit in his hand.

Caramel Cake snorted, pawed the ground with its hoof, grabbed Zhuang Fan's sleeve with his mouth and pulled it, meaning to say: "Why can't I catch rabbits, he can!"

Zhuang Fan covered his face, thinking that the goblin hadn't come out yet, so he caught the rabbit first, and probably this evening's meal would be changed to a picnic and barbecue.

At this time, Wu Wang had already run over panting, Zhuang Fan quickly wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and said, "Why are you panting like this and sweating so much?"

Wu Wang raised his fat chin and asked Master to wipe the sweat off his neck. It was a little itchy, and said with a smile, "Master, the weather is getting warmer, and you dressed me too much this morning!"

Zhuang Fan pinched his clothes, it was indeed a bit thick, and said: "Put it on first, walk slowly, when you reach the flat ground, Master will release the house and change it for you."

Wu Wang heard this, his eyes lit up, and said: "Master, let's have a meal by the way! Look, I caught a rabbit! It's very fat!"

Zhuang Fan poked Wuwang's chubby belly and said, "Who is it that got up at noon and ate ten steamed buns in addition to a big bowl of custard?"

Wu Wang shrugged in embarrassment, and said confidently: "Master, I digest quickly!"

Zhuang Fan was so amused by him, he had no choice but to say: "Little monk who digests quickly, go and tell your senior brother, find a good place, let's have a little lunch break!"

Wu Wang cheered, and ran away with the poor little rabbit.

In the end, after a while, Wukong ran back with Wuwang on his shoulders, and said, "Master, there is no place to put down a house in this mountain!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Well, it doesn't need to be so big, we still have a tent, just to change clothes for Wu Wang."

Wukong wondered: "Why don't you just change your clothes, why bother, master, take out his clothes, Wuwang is holding them in your hand, just change it after you make a decision."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he must have been a human being for too long, and his brain is useless.

Sure enough, Wukong carried the little fat man on his shoulders, so Wuwang changed his clothes, and there was no risk of catching cold that Zhuang Fan worried about.

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin, thinking that he had only been in the modern age for 20 years, and he had forgotten how to be a god. He thought about everything from the perspective of a mortal. Fortunately, he went home with all his heart, otherwise he might not be able to live in the fairy world in the future. Can't get through.

Just as the monkey was there, Zhuang Fan asked, "Wukong, do you see any luck in this mountain? Are there any demons?"

Wukong wondered: "Master, we just came out of France, we can't go so fast even if there are demons?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Didn't you realize that this mountain is wrong?"

Wukong looked back and said: "Usually, there are goblins far away from the city. It's the first time that it's so close. I didn't pay attention!"

After looking at it twice, the monkey turned around and said: "Master, don't worry, I saw that there are only a few little monsters in this formation, if you don't tell me, maybe I didn't notice when we went there."

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "Master always told you something, don't be careless."

Wukong quickly stood up and said yes, but Wuwang on his shoulder was startled, his hand shook, and the little jacket fell off Wukong's face, covering him tightly.

Zhuang Fan brought Little Panglong's clothes over, flipped through them, and said, "This clothes are also old, and it won't be warm to wear again next year, master put them away for you."

Wu Wang held his brother's head, shrank his legs, climbed down along Wu Kong's back, and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, you don't even have to buy me such thick clothes, I'm not cold."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said: "Master is used to being a mortal, seeing you all in single clothes, I always feel that you are cold."

Wu Wang handed the trousers to Master, and said, "Master, don't buy me clothes, save money, let's buy something delicious!"

Zhuang Fan laughed angrily, nodded at him and said, "Why didn't I realize in the past that you are actually a little stingy!"

Wu Wang grinned and said: "In front of Junior Brother and the others, you have to put on a show!"

Zhuang Fan picked him up and said, "Master is rich, whether it's buying clothes or food, it's enough!"

Wu Wang put his arms around Master's neck and said coquettishly, "Then I still want the little clay figurine!"

Zhuang Fanqi asked: "Didn't he lead you there then?"

Wu Wang said: "Only Master, Eldest Brother and me. I still want Bajie's, Wuyou's, and Honghaier's..."

He actually counted everyone.

Zhuang Fan kissed his chubby face again, and agreed: "Okay, okay, wait until the next capital city, if there are clay figurines, the master will designate you to take you there, and make a set for you to keep, okay?"

Wu Wang was happy, and kissed Zhuang Fan, "Master is the best!"

Wukong looked at the two of them, shook his head helplessly, and said, "I figured it out, just praise me obediently!"

Zhuang Fan hugged the little fat man, the two of them looked at each other, Wu Wang asked, "Which sentence?"

Wukong squeezed his throat and said: "Master is the best! Eldest brother is the best!"

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing, and Wu Wang became a fat baby again in his master's arms.

Wukong took him over, shook him, and said: "Quick, it's best to say that senior brother is the best, senior brother will catch wild animals for you!"

Wu Wang hurriedly put forward the conditions, saying: "I want to eat beef!"

Wukong said: "Okay, here comes a little bison!"

Sure enough, Wu Wang calmed down, hugged Wu Kong's neck very sweetly and said: "Brother is the best!"

The master and apprentice were chatting and laughing when suddenly there was a noise from the nearby woods, and a person came out and shouted: "Who is making noise here!"

The three masters and apprentices turned their heads and saw a monster with sharp teeth and sharp claws, golden eyes, and a few silver beards on its face, leading twenty or thirty little monsters, coming out of the nearby woods.

Wukong looked at it, and said with a chuckle: "Look, the senior brother said to hunt wild animals for you, and the wild animals will be delivered to your door automatically!"

Wukong curled his lips and said, "Brother, I don't want to eat this, this cannibal is disgusting!"

Zhuang Fan took Wu Wang over and said, "Don't delay your elder brother's work!"

He knew what Wu Wang said was true. These goblins really eat people. Back then when Tang Sanzang was caught, there was a woodcutter hidden in the cave. The woodcutter had an 80-year-old mother to support. Lest he continue to harm mortals here.

Although the monster race eats people, it is the same as the human race eats wild animals, there is no difference, but after all, the human race is prosperous now, and the monster race is declining, which is not like the prehistoric period. Now the goblins come out to eat people, it is against the law of heaven, and they will be punished by heaven.

It's just that Zhuang Fan didn't want Wukong to kill too much. After all, monkeys belong to the family of monsters, so he said: "Wukong, catch him and throw him to Huangfengling!"

After Wukong heard this, he turned his head and said: "Master, the little monsters in Huangfengling can still go now, but the big ones are not being accepted!"

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and said, "Why? Is it saturated?"

Wukong asked: "What is saturation?"

Zhuang Fan explained: "That's where the goblins are full? Can't hold it?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Oh, that's not true, it's just that the demon king of Huangfengling has something wrong recently, and he can't take charge of the affairs for the time being, so he doesn't accept the demon!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "The demon king is not Sha Wujing, what could happen to him? What happened?"

Wukong scratched his head, but he couldn’t say that because Sha Wujing spoke ill of Master behind his back, he asked the Guanyin who went to investigate to catch him, and then told the Bodhisattva to clean up until he couldn’t even get out of bed. Jade Emperor, Huang Fengling will soon be replaced by a demon king, right?

After talking for a long time, he could only say: "Maybe you are married and busy with having a baby?"

Zhuang Fan was so surprised that he raised his voice and said, "What the hell?? Getting married??"

The monkey scratched his head again, and said: "Didn't he marry the concubine of the Bull Demon King as his wife? Later, I heard that he married a few more. Maybe it's because there are many things in the family, so he doesn't care about accepting the demon!"

Zhuang Fan's eyes widened, and he said, "Who? Who did he marry?"

The monkey hurriedly said: "Master, I also heard it from hearsay, it's all rumors, it's not allowed!"

Zhuang Fan took a few breaths, thinking that Monk Sha, who used to only shout: "Brother, Master was taken away by the goblin!" and a series of parallel sentences, is now hiding in the mountains and becoming a demon king. Still married and had children?

Jade Emperor let it?Is Buddha right?

It's unbelievable!

The three masters and apprentices talked endlessly here, and the goblin at the other end got impatient for a long time, and roared, "What are the ink marks! Have you figured out which one will come first and die!"

Wukong was afraid of being asked by his master, so he hurriedly said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, I will take him in!"

Zhuang Fan had a quick wit, and stopped him and said, "Didn't Taibai Jinxing catch a tiger spirit last time, this time I'll let him forget it too!"

One tiger and one leopard, make up the whole!

Wukong staggered, thinking that the master is really good, he can really find work for these gods, so he had to agree: "Got it!"

Holding the golden cudgel, he ran towards the leopard spirit!

That leopard spirit was originally bringing his little demons to patrol the mountains. He was happy every day and could always catch something to return to the cave. But today, he encountered a hard stubble. Calling at himself, he hurriedly turned an iron pestle to parry.

It's just that he couldn't beat the Great Sage in the first place, and how could he be against the monkeys today? After less than a dozen rounds, he was kicked carefully by Wukong. Several trees fell down, rolled on the ground, and turned into its original shape, and it turned out to be a leopard spirit with moxa leaves and flowers.

Wukong chased after him, stomped on it, took out a bundle of rope from the storage beads, gathered the leopard up and tied its front hooves and hind paws, and then carried it back again, wrapping it around its neck like a scarf Go up, turn around and walk towards Master.

When the master came near, Wukong said: "Master, shall I send it to Taibai Jinxing?"

Zhuang Fan was still hugging Wu Wang, nodded, and said, "These little monsters, or those little gods!"

Wukong nodded, and said: "Yes, look, it's not invisible anymore, they must have been arrested."

Zhuang Fan looked at the past, and sure enough, the twenty or thirty little demons who ran away screaming just now could no longer be seen, so he said: "Then you go, just in time, come back to Chang'an to see Hongye Honghaier and Nao Nao, By the way, bring Bajie and Wuyou back, master and Wuwang walk slowly, don't worry."

Wukong said: "Master, it will take me a long time to come back! Can you take Wuwang with you?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "What's wrong! Go!"

Wu Wang put his arms around Zhuang Fan's neck and said, "Master is mine! Bye bye senior brother!"

Wukong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had no choice but to say goodbye, and carried the leopard spirit on his shoulders, stepping on somersaulting clouds, and flew away!

Zhuang Fan looked at the big apprentice going away, bumped the little fat man, and said: "Let's go, Wu Wang is alone, and the master takes Wu Wang to set off!"

The little Panglong laughed so happily that he was put on the horse by his master and went all the way west.

As a result, this night, he didn't rest until very late, and Wu Wang didn't eat rabbits and bison.

exasperating!They are all liars!