Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

"Father, please write down the letter of reconciliation." Facing the bull devil whose eyes were red with anger, Ding Li completely ignored the other party's scolding, and only asked him to write the letter of reconciliation to be serious.

However, Ding Li overlooked a problem - the Bull Demon King knew characters, but he was not very good at writing.

This problem is still a bit serious, Ding Li almost didn't hold back the expression on his face, he could only take out a written and Li Shu, and let the Bull Demon King "draw" it before finishing.

The bull devil's hand comes from the wine glass and the weapon. Where did he take the pen?I wrote the words awkwardly, all of which are in a mess.

Fortunately, he probably figured it out, Ding Li accepted the document written by the Bull Demon King, and immediately sent it to the Iron Fan Immortal, who asked the Iron Fan Immortal to take the document to tell the world, and the cause and effect of the marriage was broken.

After Immortal Iron Fan turned and left, Ding Li turned to Bull Demon King: "Send father off respectfully."

He said it was a respectful gift, but he just bowed his hands, and he never lowered his head or bent his waist.

The Bull Demon King has long held back his anger.He squinted at Monkey King who was squatting on the rock and wracking his fingers, and slapped the door towards Ding Li's face with a slap.

It is said that there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames.The bull devil's nickname Dali is not just for fun!If his angry slap was real, ordinary people would turn into a puddle of flesh on the spot, even the ordinary Taiyi Sanxian, who might suffer internal injuries.

In addition, the head is where the energy and spirit gather. If you are slapped by the Great Bull Demon King, your cultivation base will be weakened, and your foundation will be damaged if you are serious.

But the Bull Demon King slapped it, but it was like paddling water through the wind, but he only missed it, but he himself almost fell to the ground because of too much force.Fortunately, he supported the ground with his hand, and the Bull Demon King didn't fall and gnaw on the mud, otherwise he would lose all the face of the great sage among demons.

"Even if the father knows that he has wronged his mother, he doesn't have to give such a great gift to his child. Even if the child is not ashamed, he can't accept the gift from his father in vain. If the father really feels ashamed of his mother, he has to apologize to his mother in person to show his sincerity. But the boy advised his father that his mother already hated him deeply, and might never see him again."

Sun Wukong was counting the future generations and titles of himself and his eldest nephew with his fingers, but it was a pity that he still couldn't figure it out after a long time of calculation.He is also very single, so he decided to call his eldest nephew separately, and then he heard the voices of Bull Demon King and Ding Li and his son.

He didn't care about being angry with his eldest nephew just now, so he jumped between the Bull Demon King and Ding Li, holding the arm of the Bull Demon King who was about to hit again: "What are you doing, brother? Do you still want to kill the child?"

Ding Li deliberately provoked the Bull Demon King.The Bull Demon King is a naive man, if he is not scared once, he may come to Cuiyun Mountain to play wild in the future when Monkey King goes west.What he said before was to provoke the Bull Demon King to attack, and Ding Li was justifiably "self-defense".

"Go away, Monkey King!" Bull Demon King swung his left fist again with his right arm held up.

Monkey King didn't let go, he caught the Bull Demon King's fist, and the two began to compete arm to arm, fist to palm.

"Uncle, get out of the way. This is a matter between my nephew and my father. If my uncle intervenes, it will damage the relationship between my uncle and my father!" Ding Li didn't expect that the great saint would be so loyal to him.But if this continues, how can he stand up to the Bull Demon King?It is still necessary to persuade Sun Wukong to open.

Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King were fighting. After listening to Ding Li's words, the two pushed their hands, and each stepped back three or four steps before stopping. They rubbed their arms and pressed their palms.After taking care of himself, he spoke again.

"Sun Wukong, this is my family's business, and it's not up to you, an outsider, to take care of it!" Bull Demon King pointed at Sun Wukong and said angrily.

But Sun Wukong let out a "hey hey" and jumped a step forward: "If the elder brother really wants to do something to his nephew, don't blame the younger brother for not being able to see it!"

"Uncle." Ding Li walked behind Sun Wukong, "Did uncle forget about the fight between the two of us at Kusongjian? Why does my nephew need my uncle's protection? Don't look down on my nephew."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he laughed, and turned to look at his eldest nephew: "You are a good kid! My old grandson just needs a lot of hands!" He was not unhappy at all, on the contrary, he admired Ding Li's self-confidence.

If you want to say that the most unscrupulous person in the Three Realms in the past thousand years is Sun Wukong.The general ethics that a son can't do anything to his father, Monkey King will accept what he likes, and treat it as if it doesn't exist if he doesn't like it.Now seeing that my eldest nephew looked like he was not afraid of the rules and regulations of the sky, he was naturally only happy.

He jumped back to the big rock on the side, and he was so happy that he cheered up his eldest nephew, not caring how ugly the bull devil's face was.

However, the Bull Demon King is originally a white bull, and he wears the bull's head all the year round, with white hair on his face, Sun Wukong can't see any expression on his face, that's right!

But the fact that Sun Wukong can't see it doesn't mean that Ding Li can't see it.Ding Li has seen what it looks like when a bull loses his temper. Just look at the nostrils where the Bull Demon King started to puff, and you can get a glimpse of how upset the Bull Demon King is.

The Bull Demon King's mixed iron rod was knocked away by Sun Wukong before, but now there is only a small piece left on hand, and he will not use it now.Burning with anger, the Bull Demon King had long forgotten that Ding Li was his child, and now he only regarded the person in front of him who repeatedly humiliated him as an enemy, and beat Ding Li with all his strength.

No matter how hard Ding Li practiced, there was always a gap between him and the Bull Demon King, who was gifted with infinite strength, and he would not be so stupid as to directly punch the Bull Demon King. He gnawed at the mud.

This time, even though the Bull Demon King supported it with his hands, his chin still hit the ground firmly.He stood up quickly, turned around and punched away again.

Ding Li kept dodging the Bull Demon King's heavy punches like this, using various techniques to make the Bull Demon King fall again and again, and soon made the Bull Demon King lose his mind, and the bull's eyes turned black and red due to anger and bloodshot .

Once again, Ding Li led the Bull Demon King to crush a huge boulder with one punch. The Bull Demon King simply did not maintain his human body, and turned back into his original shape: his head was like a mountain, his eyes were like shining lights, and his two horns were like two horns. An iron tower with sharp teeth.From the head to the tail, it is more than a thousand feet long, and from the hoof to the back, it is eight hundred feet high.

Seeing that the white bull could crush the plantain cave with a single stomp, Ding Li could not let his mother's cave be destroyed, pretending to be invincible, and immediately jumped on the cloud head and left towards the distance.

Seeing Ding Li's defeat, the Bull Demon King himself followed. The father and son followed each other, walked and chased, and soon left the boundary of Cuiyun Mountain.After Sun Wukong figured it out, anyway, the plantain fan was at the iron fan fairy's place, so he couldn't lose it, and he was concerned about the battle situation in his heart, so he simply somersaulted and followed.

For a while, except for the potholes and gravel, the few people who fought just now disappeared outside the Basho Cave.

The Iron Fan Fairy in the Banana Cave heard the maid said that the two had left, and was anxious, so she hurried to find Fang Yang.

Even though Fang Yang believed in Ding Li's strength, he wanted to follow him to have a look, so he said to Iron Fan: "Fairy, don't worry, I'll go and have a look right now."

"I've made peace with the Bull Demon King now, and nothing else will hinder, as long as the Daxian wants to let the baby come back safely!" The Iron Fan Fairy also knew that he would be a hindrance if he went, so he simply didn't want to make trouble, and sent him off respectfully and kindly. Fang Yang left.

But Ding Li didn't want the Bull Demon King to spoil the flowers, plants and landscapes of Cuiyun Mountain, so he led the Bull Demon King all the way to Jilei Mountain.He swept across the sky with the momentum of wind and fire, and the speed was like a meteor flying through the sky, and the Bull Demon King behind him was not slow.

It's just that the Bull Demon King showed his original shape at this time, and his whole body was like a mountain, driving behind Ding Li in a black-gray demon cloud. On the ground where he passed, the sun was blinded, and the sun was gone, which made people feel sad. shock.

When the two arrived at Mount Jilei one after the other, Ding Li landed on the ground lightly, but when the giant white bull landed on the ground, there was a loud bang, as if even the ground was going to be crushed.

It's just that this is not Cuiyun Mountain, so Ding Li doesn't have to hold back.First, he activated the 72-like transformation that he had obtained from Yang Jian's hand before, and his figure quickly grew taller and bigger, but he was taller than that giant bull in one breath, and he could reach the second heaven with one jump up.

However, Ding Li was not short-sighted and would not do such a thing, but when the giant white bull rushed towards him, he grabbed the bull's horns and began to compete with the Bull Demon King, and they were evenly divided for a while.

Sun Wukong chased after them, hanging at a distance of more than a dozen miles from the huge figures of the two, he shook his head: his eldest nephew is very powerful, but if he compares his strength with the Bull Demon King, he might still be a bit weaker.

What Monkey King can see, the Bull Demon King can also feel. After all, the changes in the strength of grabbing his horns, can't he, the Great Saint Demon King, not feel it?Then he shook his head from side to side for a quarter of an hour before Ding Li was shaken off.

It's a pity that before the Bull Demon King was proud, he felt his nose and horns were scorching hot.A rocket was able to bend through his own bull's nose, just past the cartilage in the bull's nose.Then the end is closed, forming a bull-nose ring with true samadhi fire.

And the two real fires that hit his horns not only tightly bound the place where the horns connected to the skull, but also drilled into the horns like a drill bit, hot and painful as if a knife had been mixed into the flesh and blood.

The Bull Demon King hadn't felt such pain for a long time since he became a spirit, and he wailed "Moo—" immediately.

The sound was so loud that it startled the jade-faced fox who had already been staggering in the cave because of the struggle between the two of them.She was shocked and said: "Why do I seem to hear the voice of the king?"

Then he sent the little goblin to check.But before she finished giving her orders, the little goblin who had gone to check because of the shock of the Bull Demon King's landing had already returned: "Report Ma'am, our king is fighting with a boy in red clothes. The boy is no longer alive." It's just that the boy threw out a few bursts of fire just now, but now our king is at a disadvantage!"

"What?" The jade-faced fox was taken aback, and immediately sat down on the chair in shock.She calmed down before standing up, "What is the background of that kid in red?" Even the king can't do anything about it?

"Ma'am, I'm afraid it's the one from Cuiyun Mountain." A maid guessed, and she really guessed Ding Li's identity correctly.

Before the jade-faced fox could say anything else, another "moo--" sounded, which actually carried the meaning of begging for mercy.The tail of the jade-faced fox was frightened—if it was really the son of that vile son of the Iron Fan Immortal, who even spared his own father, then he would still be able to live?

She also thought of the half ginseng fruit she had coaxed from the Bull Demon King before, and Ding Li, who had made the Bull Demon King beg for mercy. Dad will clean up himself again!

No matter how terrified the jade-faced fox in Moyun Cave, which had already trampled almost half of it, was, Ding Li had completely subdued the Bull Demon King.

Even the great sage demon king still knelt in front of the true fire of samadhi pointed out by the third prince.Really kneeling.

The huge white bull couldn't stand the burning pain, its front knees softened, and it bent its legs and knelt on the ground.Fortunately, Ding Li flashed fast, otherwise he would have suffered the kneeling of the Bull Demon King.

The white bull knelt on the ground, tortured so badly by the real fire that he felt as if his bones were going to burn, and after a few breaths, his figure quickly shrunk, returning to his usual bull-headed human form, rolling back and forth on the ground, howling. .

Samadhi real fire is one of the most yang fires in the world. The reason why the Bull Demon King is so uncomfortable is because the real fire not only burns his body, but also burns his soul, so he feels as if he is about to be turned into ashes up.

Ding Li didn't intend to torture the Bull Demon King, but he just hoped that he would be fearful, so that he wouldn't always think about making trouble for the mother and son.So the Bull Demon King rolled a few times on the ground, Ding Li also unleashed his magical powers, returned to his original body size, and closed the two fires on the bull's horns.

As for the fire that looked like a bull's nose ring, Ding Li waved his hand, and the bull's nose ring disappeared.But as long as he wants to, the bull nose ring can be wrapped around the cartilage of the bull demon king again, so that the great holy demon king can't live or die, unless the demon king one day rises from the ground and attains the Tao fruit or becomes a saint— — But judging from how many people the Bull Demon King ate in the past and his current state of life, it might be difficult.

"Father, how are you?" Ding Li's voice was neither salty nor dull. It was more of a threat than a question.

When he fought with Monkey King earlier, the Bull Demon King could still maintain the demeanor of the demon king, but now he is covered in dust, and the fur near the horns has been scorched to nothing, and there is still a faint smell. The smell of roast beef came, and there was fear in Ding Li's eyes.

Ding Li was very satisfied with this, and slightly raised the corners of his lips and said, "Father will enjoy himself in Jilei Mountain from now on, and there is no need to come to Cuiyun Mountain to visit the child. If the child misses father, he will naturally come back to visit."

You must not come!Even though the Bull Demon King didn't say anything, he didn't want to see his son anymore.He no longer wants to see this god-like son, and that shrew's iron fan fairy!

Seeing the distressed appearance of the Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong never pressed the cloud head down, lest the Bull Demon King be embarrassed.When the elder nephew was about to set off back to Cuiyun Mountain in Fenghuotuan, he urged Yun Duo to go over: "Eldest nephew, now that he and Lishu already have one, maybe lend me that fan to destroy the place where the Flaming Mountain is." fire?"

"It should be like this, please come back with me, uncle, so that I can hand over the plantain fan to uncle." Ding Li nodded with a smile, because he was in a very good mood because he solved the Bull Demon King.

Halfway through the journey, Sun Wukong suddenly thought of something: "Nephew, you may not know that I used to protect Master when he went west to learn Buddhist scriptures. When I passed Wuzhuang Temple, I caused trouble for the master Zhen Yuan Daxian. But it was a blessing in disguise, and I married Zhen Yuanzi. I just heard from your father that you and my brother-in-law have become a Taoist couple, and we are two generations behind! But my grandson doesn’t care about it, how about calling each other your own?"

"Listen to Uncle." Ding Li was still smiling, squinting at another big white cloud beside him.

That white cloud was Fang Yang, son of Zhenyuan, who hid in the cloud because it was difficult to show up.

All the way back, no more words, when we arrived at the boundary of Cuiyun Mountain, we only saw the mountain god Land directing some unformed mountain spirits and monsters to clean up the rubble on the land, Ding Li suddenly felt rather embarrassed.

It's also because he didn't think about it at the time, and fortunately he lured the Bull Demon King away in time, otherwise this Cuiyun Mountain might have been ruined!

Fortunately, there are only gravels and some low shrubs and flowers, which can be leveled quickly.Ding Li thought that it would be better to pay a little more attention to the mountain gods and the land, but Monkey King had already arrived at the entrance of the Banana Cave.

The Iron Fan Immortal had already been waiting at the door, holding an emerald green fan that was no longer than the length of a forearm in his hand, and when he saw Monkey King landing on the ground, he responded: "Little lady has troubled uncle this time, and the plantain fan is here again, and I will lend it to my uncle to extinguish the flames." If the mountain is on fire, the responsibility of the little woman's ancestors can also be completed."

Sun Wukong saw Immortal Iron Fan's gentle and benevolent appearance, but he still thought about how she asked for a bullwhip before, and felt very uncomfortable.After Huo Cao and Immortal Iron Fan saluted and thanked him, they drove away on the cloud again with a sense of fleeing, and they even gave a shiver when they jumped on the cloud.

Ding Li could also guess one or two thoughts from Sun Wukong's expression, he looked at Iron Fan and said, "Uncle must have thought of the third thing that mother mentioned before."

Immortal Iron Fan seemed to have come back to life now, and he became more cheerful in a moment: "If it weren't for the more important relationship with Li Shu, I would be more likely to want that bullwhip." Li couldn't help but shiver like Monkey King.