Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

After the fire in the Flame Mountain was extinguished, Immortal Iron Fan devoted himself to practicing without mentioning it, and Ding Li and Fang Yang also seized the time to continue traveling and sightseeing around the world. Now several more winters and summers have passed.

Now that the merits and virtues of the journey to the west have been completed, the five masters and apprentices have taken off their mortal wombs and attained the fruit status. After passing the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty, they each returned to their respective ashrams.

Sun Wukong's dojo is sealed in Huaguo Mountain, so he is very carefree.

It's just that Fang Yang wants to be entrusted by Yuanshi Tianzun to guide Sun Wukong from Buddha to holiness, so he still has to take Ding Li to Huaguo Mountain.And because he felt something in his heart, Fang Yang said to Ding Li when he was about to leave: "I have a hunch, this time I'm done with Monkey King, I'm going to leave."

At this moment, a human voice that was completely different from the previous electronic female voice reporting Ding Li and his own physical and mental conditions appeared in Fang Yang's mind. It turned out to be one of his partners who stayed to help: "Reporting, sir, it has been confirmed." The initial coordinates are being positioned, please be ready to return to the initial coordinates at any time."

Fang Yang hadn't heard the tone of this voice for hundreds of years, and it made Fang Yang feel strange for a while.But soon he adjusted his mentality, took Ding Li's hand and continued to say what he hadn't finished before: "Shall we go back to visit mother? Say goodbye to Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao and the Great God of Santanhaihui ? And your Huoyun Cave breeding base, have you thought about how to deal with it?"

Ding Li shook his head, "No need. These things can be done naturally when Hong Haier's soul returns, so I don't need to say anything, it will make people like them who don't know more confused and distressed."

This is Ding Li's decision after careful consideration, and he believes that his means of creating illusions will definitely allow Honghaier to grow into a person with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, five lectures, four beauties and three loves, keeping in mind the eight honors and eight shames, and being able to experience in his studies. To the happy(?) good boy's!

Moreover, he also left a letter to Hong Hai'er, and with Lao Jun as his guide, life will definitely not be bad in the future.Everything has been arranged, so where is the need for him to talk too much?

As for the Taoist relationship with Zhen Yuanzi, it will end naturally after he and Fang Yang leave, and Heavenly Dao will not make things difficult, nor will it leave any sequelae.

And for Zhen Yuanzi, apart from losing 400 years of time in the boundless years...and the stock of ginseng fruit, but these are trivial things, right!

Ding Li flicked his sleeves and headed towards Huaguo Mountain without hesitation, making people speechless and helpless with confidence.On the contrary, Fang Yang felt that Ding Li was very good now, and his favorability with the great god of the Santan Haihui had increased by a few percentage points in his heart, and he also asked someone to send two more ginseng fruits to the brothers Yang Jian and Nezha.

Huaguo Mountain is as lively as ever. The little monkeys in the mountains are not as trembling as they were in the previous hundreds of years because of the Monkey King who is the leader. Tens of thousands of years will not change.

"Hey, who's coming, tell me your name!" The little monkey holding the flag guarding the mountain probably has heard of human opera, and has learned it well.

When Ding Li saw the brown-yellow monkey, he took some effort to refrain from the idea of ​​abducting the monkey, and replied with a smile: "I am the Holy Infant King Niu Holy Infant of the Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian, and I am your baby boy." The monkey king's nephew. This is your monkey king's sworn brother, please go and report to the officer." Then he cupped his hands.

The little monkey scratched its ears, and flicked the command flag, "Wait, don't go!" After speaking, he inserted the command flag into the "miniskirt" made of vines and leaves on his waist, and jumped up and down a few times with his hands and feet. Get down, grab a few branches and swing away.

After a cup of tea, a golden-red figure came out of Huaguo Mountain with an afterimage, and landed in front of Ding Li and Fang Yang, with a bit of surprise: "Brother and nephew! The old grandson misses you guys so much. He still wants to find you guys after he’s been free for a while!"

Ding Lixin said this.However, Sun Wukong in front of him is obviously not very used to the identity of "fighting and defeating the Buddha". The cassock that should be worn on his body has long since disappeared, and he only wears an ordinary bunt, as if he is about to fight someone.

Fang Yang still had the usual lukewarm appearance of Zhenyuan Daxian, but because Sun Wukong had defended Ding Li many times before, he smiled more sincerely: "I still have something to do when I come here this time."

"What's the matter?" Monkey King scratched his head, glanced at Fang Yang, and then at Ding Li.

"Uncle, whether this talk is long or short, let's go in and talk about it. It just so happens that my nephew has never seen your blessed water curtain cave!" Ding Li was not in a hurry. can not say it clearly.

Sun Wukong slapped his head: "That's right. Little ones, bring up the good wine and good food! Go pick the best peaches!" He turned around and called out, and a group of monkeys responded and scattered in all directions. go.

Sun Wukong led Ding Li and Fangyang inside, and he slapped the head of the little monkey holding the command flag who had reported the letter before and just came back now, and the little monkey was so excited that he yelled "The king touches my head".

These monkeys don't know what Buddha is or not. Sun Wukong is their king, so they just know that Sun Wukong is their king!Even if they teach them a hundred times, they still can't change their titles. At most they know that "Dou Victory Buddha = Great King", but they will say things like "The Great King is the Great King, and Dou Victory Buddha is more convoluted".

Sun Wukong was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and the monkey monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain suffered a lot from no shelter, and he suffered a lot because of fighting with the heavenly soldiers and generals before.Now the remaining monkeys seem to be spoiled by Monkey King.

Another time, before Monkey King made a big fuss in the sky, he made a big fuss in the underworld, and checked off the life and death entries of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain from the life and death book.Now that I have become a Buddha, I realize that those monkeys whose names have been ticked off cannot be reincarnated after death.

Now Monkey King is apologizing to Lord Yama every day. Monkey King, who was able to ride on Lord Yama back then, now has to lower his figure for the sake of those monkey grandchildren.

Fortunately, there is still Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in hell. Sun Wukong has never been embarrassed too much, but it also made King Yama admire Sun Wukong a little bit. Come on, really free and easy and sincere!

It's hard to say whether Lord Yan Luo had known in advance that Sun Wukong was going to be introduced into the Nuwa Palace and reacted like this, but the result is always good: monkeys and monkey grandchildren have been re-entered in the book of life and death, even if they accidentally die in the future , come and go, there is something to be found.

As for those who have lost their souls, even though Sun Wukong is heartbroken, he can only let go-there is no place to go to supernatural powers-as for whether he once hated himself for causing such tragedies due to his audacity, it is beyond human knowledge.

But Sun Wukong led Ding Li Fangyang to watch the scenery of Huaguo Mountain all the way, and all the way into the water curtain cave behind the waterfall.There is running water in this water curtain cave, but it will not make the cave wet.

There are also ten-thousand-year-old stalactites full of spiritual energy, and various utensils, tables, chairs and beds left by some gods. They really live up to the reputation of the blessed land.

There are also those peaches that are juicy and juicy, their size and taste are not worse than those in the Pantao Garden, even if they can’t make people ageless, it’s worthwhile just to satisfy their appetite.

Ding Li also collected a branch of each fruit with flowers and fruits into the space world. He wanted to feed the fruit tree with a mutton fat jade bottle and plant it in the space.

After the food and drink were served, Monkey King didn't feel that he could stop drinking if he became a monk, and he would have to keep the precepts after becoming a Buddha, so he exchanged glasses with Ding Li and Fang Yang.Then with a shake of the hair on his body, the smell of alcohol all over his body escaped from the pores, and he didn't feel drunk at all.

After drinking three times and eating five flavors, Fang Yang said, "This time, I came here because of your roots. Now that the opportunity has come, it's time to explain something to you."

"My roots?" Sun Wukong chuckled, "My old grandson was born and raised out of a rock! If you want to talk about roots, that's a rock! It's a pity that I came out with too much force , that stone has long been torn apart, and now I don’t know where my compatriots have gone!”

Ding Li did not comment on Sun Wukong's words that he treated the placenta as a brother, and bowed his head to eat the fruit in silence.

Fang Yang, the son of Zhenyuan, pursed his lips and smiled: "Did you ever find it strange that I became sworn brothers with you?"

Sun Wukong didn't find it strange at all, and said confidently: "Brother must have seen my grandson's ability, so he became a brother with me!"

Fang Yang was choked by Monkey King, and finally decided to pretend that he hadn't heard what Monkey King said, and said that he and Monkey King were the roots of the world's trees, stones, and spirits. He spoke very quickly, and finally concluded: " You and I are righteous brothers, but we are real brothers."

Monkey King was happy, and raised his wine glass to toast Fang Yang.

Then Fang Yang continued: "But you don't know that there is another secret in your life."

In order to avoid hearing the choking words again, Fang Yang also said in one breath that Monkey King's reborn boulder was Nuwa's legacy of mending the sky, and finally got to the point: "You originally had a destiny with Emperor Wa, but now I am here This coming here is to lead you to where Emperor Wa is."

Sun Wukong just came back not long ago, how could he leave Huaguo Mountain?Holding the wine glass, he became unhappy: "Since you and I are brothers, you should know what I miss now."

But he is not ignorant of good and bad, now that he knows that his cultivation is not top-notch, if he can be taught by the sage Wa Huang who has been a saint for many years, he will not be bad in the future!Therefore, after a few days of playing in Huaguo Mountain with Ding Li Fangyang, I followed the two to go away for 33 days.

This time he left not because he was suppressed by the Five Elements Mountain. Huaguo Mountain is now a place where both Buddhism and Taoism take care of him.

After thinking about it again and again, Monkey King arranged all the affairs of Huaguo Mountain, and then sent a message to the acquainted Zhengxian family, asking him to take care of the mountains and waters, and left with Ding Li and Fang Yang.

The Wa Palace, like the Zixiao Palace, is 33 days away, and it is no longer a remarkable place in the world.On the way here, because Fang Yang knew the origin of Wa Palace, he also persuaded Sun Wukong: "One day, if your cultivation level is comparable to that of Emperor Wa, you might as well cut Huaguo Mountain away from the ground and take it 33 days away to become a holy place of detachment. You Those monkeys and grandchildren can also become immortals directly by you."

When Monkey King heard this, his golden eyes widened immediately: "Is what Big Brother said true?"

"What's the point of this? As long as you cultivate into a holy state, you will be indestructible for thousands of eons, and you will not be bound by cause and effect. You can know the past and present with a single thought, and you can create ten thousand dharmas with one thought and destroy all dharmas with one thought."Fang Yang explained based on the cultivation of the sage Zhen Yuanzi.

In fact, the cultivation of a saint is a bit like a person living in a four-dimensional world. They live in ancient times, the present and the future at the same time, which is not understandable by common sense.

It doesn't matter if Sun Wukong doesn't believe it now, after he is really enlightened by Emperor Wa, he will know.It's just that it is very likely that Fang Yang and Ding Li will have left by then, but it is a pity that they cannot witness the great sage becoming the real one with their own eyes.

When the world first opened, there was still chaos 33 days away, and even the Dao of Heaven could not touch it.Now, after tens of thousands of years, there have been many saints who have completed the way of heaven. From Hongjun's union to Nuwa's mending the sky, from Fuxi's fall to the battle of the gods, the way of heaven has become more and more complete. It's not like chaos anymore.

It's just that Ding Li and Sun Wukong's cultivation base can't be seen through yet, so after 33 days in their eyes, there is no way out.Fortunately, Zhen Yuanzi Fang Yang's cultivation was still there, leading the two of them step by step into the darkness, to a place shrouded in clouds and mist, and stopped at the entrance of a simple cave.

There was another person with a fairy wind at the door, and when he saw Fang Yang and Sun Wukong, he smiled and said: "Daoist friends are here, and Wukong is also here."

"Tianzun." Fang Yang bowed his hands and performed a peer salute, and then introduced Ding Li and Monkey King beside him, "This is Yuanshi Tianzun."

Sun Wukong suddenly remembered that he and his two younger brothers had desecrated the statue of Sanqing in Chechi country, and he laughed a few times before going up to salute.

Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't guess what Sun Wukong was thinking, and didn't say much, he just led a few people to the cave, hoping that one day Sun Wukong would have some fun when he knew that his master was the leader of the Tongtian sect.

Sun Wukong was complaining that the cave was really shabby, and he stepped in without realizing it, and he arrived at a place that seemed like a fairyland. Not to mention the abundance of spiritual energy, there were strange flowers and plants everywhere on the roadside and feet, which made Wanshan start alive. The Huaguo Mountain has become a beggar's den.

After Ding Li admired, he pulled Sun Wukong to say a few more words: "Uncle, you should know that there are people beyond people, and there is heaven beyond the sky. Emperor Wa has been holy for a long time, and the magic power, supernatural power, and accumulation of foundation are not comparable to me. And this hand Xumi The method of collecting mustard seeds is clearly a supernatural power to recreate another world. Uncle must study hard here. He will be a great sage in the future. You can take Huaguo Mountain into a hair and take it with you. How can you use it? Worried?"

Sun Wukong nodded: "You have a good idea, my old grandson will learn this supernatural power first!"

Sun Wukong's upright look made Yuanshi Tianzun in front of him amused.To be honest, he really admired the eyes of the third younger brother Shangqing Shuo's apprentices, all of them were living treasures.

Everyone took a few steps, and the original place was thrown far behind them, and they arrived in front of the palace that looked quite far away before.There were two little boys who had been waiting for a long time. After saluting several people, they led Yuanshi Tianzun and Sun Wukong to the back: "Your Majesty is waiting for God Miaowu and Dou Victory Buddha. Yuanhuang Daozun is also here, please two Come with me."

The Miaowu God here is the title of Yuanshi Tianzun, which is abbreviated by Xiaotong, while Yuanhuang Daodaozun is only Shangqing Tongtian.

The other boy saluted Fang Yang and Ding Li: "Your Majesty and the two of you have no destiny, so I only give this little brother a Chaos Bead." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and a bead that was chubby but glowing with gold floated away. Come out and come in front of Ding Li.

Ding Li reached out to take it, and the boy turned around and left after another salute.

"Nephew, wait until my old grandson learns to carry Huaguo Mountain with you before looking for you!" Sun Wukong also saw that the bead is a good thing, blinked his eyes and said goodbye to Ding Li.

"Uncle, my nephew is leaving." Ding Li never made a promise to say goodbye. Watching Monkey King remembering that he should be dignified for a moment, he followed Yuanshi Tianzun step by step, but after a while, he started bouncing again. Jumping here and there, without the slightest poise of becoming a Buddha, he unconsciously showed a smile.

Not long after leaving for 33 days and returning to the human world, Ding Li asked Fang Yang to use the power of Zhen Yuanzi to cover up the secrets, released the soul of the red boy, and returned the body to the other party.

Hong Hai'er knew the whole story in the illusion, and never blamed Ding Li too much, and said rather arrogantly: "The boy under the seat of Nanhai Dashi is very famous, but I am a carnivorous Yes, if it weren't for you, a wandering ghost, wouldn't I never be able to love my appetite from now on? You go ahead! I'm going to meet my mother!" After taking a look, the one still looked like Zhen Yuanzi Fang Yang dislikes Ding Li's vision of choosing a Taoist partner so much—this old bacon that has existed since the beginning of the world is not afraid of breaking his teeth.

Ding Li was about to say something more when he suddenly felt a huge force grabbing him, causing him to lose consciousness as soon as his eyes went dark.

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"Ding Li! Ding Li!"

Ding Li was pushed and swayed for a while, and when he came back to his senses, the darkness in front of his eyes gradually returned to light.

"The teacher is calling you!" It was the same person who pushed Ding Li just now, and he still lowered his voice and said such a sentence.

The teacher seemed to be impatient with waiting, and gave Ding Li a blank look, regardless of whether Ding Li had reacted or not: "It's already June, after your final exams, you will start the make-up classes for the summer vacation and start learning the knowledge of the third year of high school." Take it easy on me, it’s only been less than a year, and if you miss out during class, do you really think that 211 and 985 can fall from the sky?"

Ding Li glanced around blankly, feeling that the situation in front of him was both familiar and strange.Fortunately, his soul is still quite strong, and soon, he found the corresponding time period from his long-term memory - that was when he was still Ding Li, before the outbreak of the zombie virus, the carefree urban inspiration Struggle to live!