Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Immortal Iron Fan thought for a while, and made a request to Sun Wukong according to what Ding Li said before: "Your righteous brother will not come back to my Cuiyun Mountain now, and only stay with the Long Live Fox King in the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain." The daughter, the jade-faced vixen, is messing around. The second thing the little woman wants to do is to ask you, uncle, to break the foundation of the jade-faced vixen's way!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was even more embarrassed than when he heard that he had to reconcile Li Shu.Practitioners have a big taboo, that is, they must not destroy the foundation of others' practice, unless you are the enemy of death.

He wandered around a few more times, thinking to himself: That jade-faced vixen is the concubine of the Bull Demon King, just like his little sister-in-law.No matter how much he hated that jade-faced vixen with a strange smell and no bones, he would not be able to form such a life-and-death enmity.And it seems that the Bull Demon King is also in Moyun Cave!If he came to the door, he might have a fight with his brother. Wouldn't it break the brotherhood?

But then he thought, what his sister-in-law said before, since this matter is a bit tricky, let's ask about the next thing!

"Sister-in-law, what else is there, you might as well talk about it together. Although the younger brother is not talented, he can always share one or two worries for sister-in-law!" Sun Wukong felt that sooner or later he would have such a hair loss situation, and his heart was tired!

Immortal Iron Fan pursed his lips and smiled, entertained by the way Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks.Hearing Sun Wukong's question, she thought for a while, raised her crescent eyebrows slightly, and said to Monkey King: "The third thing is to ask Uncle Sun to help the little lady find some ingredients for the little lady to make wine."

Sun Wukong was determined and said something simple: "Sister-in-law, please tell me."

"The little lady wants the bullwhip of the Great Bull Demon King!" Said the Iron Fan Fairy, with vermilion lips parting slightly.

Sun Wukong felt that his ears might be ringing, so he rubbed his ears, his golden eyes lost their usual sharpness, and he stared blankly at the Iron Fan Fairy in front of him.

Seeing the famous Monkey King showing such an idiot expression, Immortal Iron Fan almost broke the joke.But in the end, I held back, and said again: "Uncle, didn't you hear clearly? The little lady wants to drink the bullwhip of the mighty bull demon king, uncle can do it?"

Even if Iron Fan Xian repeated it, Sun Wukong still felt that he might have heard it wrong.

Not only Sun Wukong thought so, but even Ding Li and Fang Yang in the inner room felt that they might have heard it wrong.Ding Li's eyes widened, and he felt that he should get to know his mother again!

And the Monkey King in the outer hall finally knew that he hadn't heard it wrong, and immediately gave a shudder, feeling that the hair on his back was soaked. Not poisonous to the hearts of the most poisonous women!His sister-in-law is really, really, really worthy of the name!

It's just that if you have an outside room, you have to cut off the root of human desire!Sun Wukong suddenly rejoiced that he was a monk, because it meant that he would have neither a wife nor a concubine in the future!Fortunately, fortunately!

Ding Li didn't know that his mother's toughness indirectly led to the result that the Great Sage would never commit lust and precepts in Buddhism in the future, so he felt distressed and funny.

My mother probably didn't really want Sun Wukong to get the bullwhip of the Bull Demon King, but she still wanted the paper and Li Shu.It may be said that this is a rule in the human world, but it can also be used among them goblins.Moreover, Immortal Iron Fan is a human being who attained the Tao. In the end, this piece of paper and the Li Shu will be sacrificed to heaven and earth. At that time, he and the Bull Demon King will no longer be husband and wife.

Ding Li guessed what his mother was thinking, but Monkey King didn't.He was in a dilemma, and in the end he pretended to be pitiful with a thunderous face and blinking golden eyes, and then brought up the principle of being for the livelihood of the people in Huoyan Mountain, hoping that Immortal Iron Fan would change his mind.

"Uncle, don't be upset. The little woman is not a person who doesn't know good and bad. The three things the little woman mentioned before, but if the uncle solves one for the little woman, the little woman will definitely not break her promise. The plantain fan is given to the uncle with both hands." Come on, tell uncle to put out the fire on the Flame Mountain." Immortal Iron Fan looked at the Great Sage pretending to be pitiful, and suddenly felt that Sun Wukong's hairy face and thunderous mouth were no longer scary, but ugly and cute.

In fact, if it were a different person, Sun Wukong would have already taken out the golden cudgel to threaten him, so why would he be so unable to advance or retreat?In fact, Ding Li left a good impression on Dasheng. He loved his elder nephew and knew that his elder nephew respected his mother, so he naturally didn't want to ruin his relationship with his elder nephew.

Thinking of his eldest nephew, Monkey King felt terrible.I don't know if my eldest nephew knows that my parents are going to reconcile. If I know that my uncle is involved, I don't know if I can fight with my eldest nephew in the future!He has no face!

But no matter what, Sun Wukong still felt that his eldest nephew's parents could not be separated, otherwise he would not be able to explain himself as an uncle.

It was rare for the great saint to be a mother-in-law, and finally he bowed his hands to the iron fan fairy: "Don't worry, sister-in-law, isn't she just a jade-faced vixen? The younger brother will go and kill the vixen and call the eldest brother back! At that time, the two of you and your wife will be together." Wouldn't it be better for my eldest nephew to be with Hemeimei?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Immortal Iron Fan to speak again, he jumped out of Cuiyun Mountain and went to Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain. He didn't even remember calling that jade-faced vixen "little sister-in-law" in his heart. .

No matter how far the distance between Cuiyun Mountain and Jilei Mountain is, because of the somersault cloud, it is just two somersaults for Monkey King, and he is in front of him in a blink of an eye.

When he arrived at Jilei Mountain, Monkey King himself knew that he did not do well in this matter, so he was impatient, so he hit Jilei Mountain with a stick, shaking the whole mountain.

The jade-faced vixen was drinking and having fun with the Bull Demon King, when he heard this sound suddenly, he stood up immediately, and approached the Bull Demon King's arms softly and bonelessly as if frightened: "Your Majesty!"

The Bull Demon King clapped his arms around the jade-faced fox: "It's nothing, I'm here. Come on, let's see what's going on?"

After a while, the little goblin outside came in and reported: "Report to the king and his wife, a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth came outside, and hit the mountain with a stick. Now he is summoning the mountain god of the earth to question him! He said he wanted to Find our cave."

"Hair-faced Lei Gongzui?" Bull Demon King repeated, as if he felt that this look was very familiar to him.

Before he could come up with a reason, the jade-faced fox said angrily, "What kind of monk, hurry up and cook!"

He turned to the Bull Demon King again, and while complaining about his grievances, he gave the Iron Fan Immortal of Cuiyun Mountain eye drops: "My lord, even if my Moyun Cave is not unstoppable, it can be regarded as a little famous. With the majesty of the king , Where is the wild monk who came to act wild? It must be the one from your family! When will you break up with her? King, am I not good enough?"

The jade-faced fox has hit the right spot, and the great sage was indeed instigated by the Iron Fan Immortal.But this time I was right, but in the past, I used to pour dirty water on the Iron Fan Fairy, which made the relationship between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Fairy more and more distant and indifferent. I don't want to see you anymore.Even if news came later that Huoyun Cave was closed and Ding Li disappeared, it was just a drink and it was forgotten.

Before the Bull Demon King and the jade-faced fox could say anything more, another little goblin came in and reported: "Your Majesty, madam, the monk has arrived at the entrance of the cave, and he calls himself 'Grandpa Sun'. Let our madam hurry up and die!"

This time the Bull Demon King was really angry, he was not a good-natured person, now that the jade-faced fox is being treated so lightly, he is naturally even more angry: "Come here, get my armor and weapons!"

The little goblin hurriedly took the battle armor and mixed the iron rod, and the bull demon king waved at the jade-faced fox after he was fully dressed: "Beauty, wait for me to cook the hairy monk and come back! Prepare the food and drink and wait for me!" After finishing speaking So he strode out of the cave door.

When he came outside the cave, the Bull Demon King looked at the Monkey King in the yellow monk robe, and immediately remembered who it was, his bull's eyes widened: "You stinky monkey, why did you come here to play wild?"

Sun Wukong was also taken aback, he didn't understand why the Bull Demon King scolded people as soon as he came up, but he still answered: "Eldest brother, we haven't seen each other for so many years, do you still recognize the younger brother?"

The Bull Demon King felt that he was slapped in the face by Monkey King, and he ignored Monkey King's nice words to himself, his bull's eyes were wide open, and his nostrils were blowing out: "You bastard, you saved that Dongtu!" Monk Tang is just going west, but you passed by the Huoyun Cave in the Kusongjian, how did you kill my little Niu Shengying? I am annoyed at you, and you come to chase my concubine again! As the saying goes, a friend and a concubine cannot be destroyed. You yourself Said, you killed my son, and then came to kill my concubine, and all the affection is gone, so eat me first!"

After finishing speaking, the Bull Demon King didn't wait for Sun Wukong to defend, and hit him right on the head with the iron rod.

Monkey King had no choice but to open the golden cudgel to meet the enemy.

The two fought for [-] to [-] rounds, and Sun Wukong used the golden cudgel to hold down the Bull Demon King's mixed iron rod, and he perched close to the Bull Demon King himself: "Don't worry, elder brother, I never hurt my nephew! I was old when I was old. My grandson was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and only my nephew came to visit. How could I not know how to kill my nephew? I visited my sister-in-law before, and my sister-in-law also said that my nephew likes to play, so I decided to go to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to play tricks!"

After saying these words, Monkey King used a skillful force to fight against the Bull Demon King, and the two stepped back five or six steps and stood still.

The Bull Demon King knew that Sun Wukong was a man who never told lies, so he almost believed it, but when he heard Sun Wukong say "sister-in-law", he was still annoyed: "Are you sent by that Rakshasa girl?"

Sun Wukong saw that the Bull Demon King was not fighting with him, so he jumped lightly: "I don't know, my master and my brothers and I are now at the boundary of the Flame Mountain. The fire is raging, and it is really difficult to continue westward. I heard that the plantain fan in my sister-in-law's hand can put out the fire." , my younger brother went to find his sister-in-law."

"You went on your own, why did you come to Jilei Mountain again?" The Bull Demon King felt relieved when he heard that it was not a big deal.

"Sister-in-law gave my younger brother three things, and if one of them is done, she will lend the plantain fan to my younger brother." Sun Wukong didn't think much about it, so he told the Bull Demon King all three things, and then he also shared his thoughts , "Sister-in-law and eldest nephew are elder brothers' wives and children, so what's the value of a vixen outside? If the elder brother doesn't do it, the younger brother will go and end the vixen. The elder brother will go back to reunite with his sister-in-law and nephew sooner." !"

The Bull Demon King's bull's eyes were flushed with anger: "What a poisonous woman!" She actually wanted her own root of wine!And destroy the foundation of the beauty's way!

Sun Wukong didn't understand why the Bull Demon King was angry, so he persuaded: "Don't be angry, elder brother, sister-in-law and nephew are the elder brother's closest relatives..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the Bull Demon King swung the mixed iron rod again and slashed at him.Monkey King quickly jumped up and dodged away.Just as he was about to fight again, he heard someone shouting from the mountain peak: "Grandpa Niu, my great king pays homage to you. Thank you for your early arrival, so I can take your seat."

It turned out that someone invited the Bull Demon King to a banquet.

The Bull Demon King looked at Sun Wukong: "You tell that poisonous woman, I will go out today, and tomorrow I will give her a letter of divorce! My concubine originally recruited me with a dowry, but now the poisonous woman's expenses are also given by a beauty." .Since she doesn't love her, I'll call her a poisonous woman!"

After finishing speaking, he entered Moyun Cave, took the jade-faced fox with him, and rode away together on the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast.

Naturally, Monkey King would not leave just like that, and followed behind the Bull Demon King and the Jade-faced Fox, until they reached the Bibo Pool on the Luanshi Mountain.

Here the Great Sage followed the Bull Demon King into the water, and on the other side, in the Banjiao Cave, Ding Li was persuading the Iron Fan Fairy: "My child, I am afraid that the father will not reconcile with the mother, but will divorce the mother."

Immortal Iron Fan smiled and didn't care at all: "So what about Xiuli? I would rather your Uncle Sun take your father's desire root than a piece of light paper. If your Uncle Sun can do all three things, I will Even if you give him a slave as a servant!"

As soon as he said this, Ding Li knew that Immortal Iron Fan was not without resentment.So what if it's just resentment?The Bull Demon King can go out to be romantic and unrestrained, but the Iron Fan Fairy can only guard the Plantain Cave.

"If mother is willing, after finishing with father, she can raise a hundred or eighty noodles, but don't take it to heart, it's not good if you hurt your soul and have demons in your heart." Ding Li persuaded.

Immortal Iron Fan almost spit out a sip of tea, and pressed Ding Li's forehead: "Where did you learn the stupid language?"

"Mother, why are females inferior to males? From my child's point of view, males and females are created by heaven and earth, and they should be the same. Father can raise an outer room, and so can mother." Ding Li said half-jokingly.

Although these words were said jokingly, they were from Ding Li's heart.

Even though Immortal Iron Fan couldn't understand the true taste of it for a while, he knew that his child was comforting him, so naturally he could only be happy.

While the mother and son were chatting, it was time for dinner.The maids arranged all kinds of dishes, and the mother and son sat down to eat together, but unexpectedly, after taking a bite, the door of the Banana Cave was broken.

Ding Li frowned and put down the bowl and chopsticks. With a sweep of the radar, he saw the furious Bull Demon King holding a mixed iron bar and smelling of alcohol outside the door.

"Good poisonous woman, I will not leave you today, just take your life!"

It turned out that because the Bull Demon King was worried about leaving the jade-faced vixen alone in Moyun Cave, he took her to a banquet and drink with him.Naturally, at the banquet, there were a group of friends of the Bull Demon King talking nonsense, and there were also jade-faced foxes beating and drumming. After the Bull Demon King drank too much, he agreed with the words of the people around him more and more in his heart.

He felt that his first wife was really not worthy of the stage, not even able to accommodate others, how could he be worthy of him?He never treated her badly. Every year, many beauties send clothes to the plantain cave. He even dared to ask Monkey King to chase and kill his concubine.

He naturally didn't know that Immortal Iron Fan didn't like the so-called edibles sent by the jade-faced vixen at all, and returned them all - the things in the Banana Cave were all arranged by Ding Li, and no one can wrong him if he is wronged isn't your mother?

What's more, the ginseng fruit is not something that a mountain spirit like him can enjoy, but he has long forgotten his child.

Here the Bull Demon King yelled to kill the Iron Fan Immortal, and Monkey King, who had been following him all the time, jumped out and held the Bull Demon King's mixed iron stick: "Stop, brother!"

The Bull Demon King was drunk at this time, how could he listen, the iron stick slashed at Monkey King mercilessly.Sun Wukong was stimulated by the Iron Fan Fairy during the day, and then got into trouble with the Bull Demon King. At this time, he was also angry, bared his teeth at the Bull Demon King, and the strength of the golden cudgel stopped.

Originally, Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King became sworn brothers because their martial arts were evenly divided, and no one could beat the other.Today's Monkey King has not lost the realm of cultivation and growth. He is slightly better than the Bull Demon King who has only known drinking and enjoying himself for hundreds of years. In the end, he broke the iron rod with a stick.

Just as the half of the mixed iron rod was knocked away, Ding Li helped the iron fan to the entrance of the cave.The iron rod flew over, and Ding Li saw that it was an extremely hard alloy, so he put most of the rod into the space world without any politeness.

"Uncle and helper!" Ding Li saw that Sun Wukong's eyes were red, and seeing that a stick was about to hit the Bull Demon King's skull, he quickly made a support with the real fire of Samadhi to hold the golden cudgel, "Please forgive me, uncle!" My father's life is the only one, and my nephew is still waiting for his father to write and leave the book!"

When Sun Wukong saw Ding Li, the anger in his heart disappeared a lot, but his face was still full of good looks. Although he took the stick, he didn't make a sound of disrespect, just turned his face away like a child having a temper, and jumped He landed on a big rock, and was groaning.

Ding Li was not angry, and knew that it was because the Great Sage was close to him.

The Bull Demon King saw a young man in red clothes approaching him, and it took him a long time to realize that it was his own child.It's just that this kid has pretty features, so he doesn't look like a rough guy like himself!However, he also knew that having a wife is not bad, and he also knew that the child was obtained because of Laojun's golden elixir, so he naturally guessed that the child must have gathered the spiritual energy in the golden elixir, which is why he is so outstanding.

"Father, please reconcile father and mother." As he spoke, Ding Li waved his hand and asked the maid to bring pens, ink, paper and inkstone.

The Bull Demon King lost his temper after being beaten with a stick by Monkey King, but he looked at his son, but he still felt angry in his heart: "You child is so rude! You and Zhen Yuanzi formed a Taoist couple that day, but they wanted to drive you away If father goes out, he must be a villain!"

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment: His eldest nephew, and his sworn brother is a Taoist companion?