Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun Zhenjun is still very efficient. The night before, he told Ding Li that he would ask his younger brother to come and compete with Ding Li. The next morning when Ding Li arrived at the main hall, he saw a man with red lips and white teeth. Peach Blossom's pretty child chatted and laughed with Yang Jian there.

Well, Li Nezha, the great god of the Santan Haihui, looks really good-looking.

If it weren't for the fact that Nezha was only seven or eight years old when he was resurrected in the body of a lotus root, the grown-up Li Nezha would definitely be an alluring beauty!

"I'm Li Nezha. I heard from my senior brother that you also use a fire-pointed gun?" The third prince glanced at Ding Li who had entered the hall from the corner of his eye. Friendly and polite.

Ding Li cupped his hands: "I'm Xia Niu Shengying. People who know me call me Red Boy. The weapon in my hand is indeed a long spear, and because it can resist fire and wind, it is called the Huojian Spear."

These words were respectful and not arrogant, and Nezha felt at ease when he heard them, and the smile on his face widened a bit: "Let's see the real chapter under my hands, come on, come with me to the senior's school to practice."

Ding Li naturally followed everything.Although his martial arts are now on par with Sun Wukong, Yang Jian and others, he may not necessarily be better than the third prince when it comes to Yuhuo.With more exchanges, Ding Li's fire fighting skills will improve a lot.

Nezha doesn't bully Ding Li, who is only a Sanxian now, so he suppresses his cultivation, and Ding Li only uses martial arts and real fire, and doesn't even use three-headed six-armed and Huntian Ling Qiankun Circle, so he doesn't take advantage of it at all.

In the end, the two fought for a full two hundred rounds before stopping.Nezha's martial arts are not as good as Ding Li's, but Ding Li's is no match for Nezha's in Yuhuo.

Nezha has a straightforward personality, and after such a encounter, he and Ding Li have already hooked their arms and waists—it’s not that they don’t want to hook their shoulders and backs, but it’s because Nezha’s height is only above Ding Li’s thighs, and he can’t reach Ding Li. shoulders.

Fang Yang curled his lips, but in the end he still didn't speak, and looked away as if he couldn't see it.

"Brother Niu, you are not bad!" After Ding Li sat down, Nezha finally slapped Ding Li on the shoulder, "There have been a lot of guns over the years, but I never had a good shot! And your Samadhi True Flame, which has reached this level in only a few hundred years, is much stronger than many who have been famous for a long time!"

It's not that Nezha compliments Ding Li, but that there really hasn't been any amazingly talented juniors in the world these years.Yang Jian and Nezha, as big disciples and pioneers of the three generations of Chanjiao, are also irritated by the current situation of Chanjiao's lack of success.How can you not be happy to see a brilliant junior now?Even the loose immortals in the mountains are better than nothing!

Yang Jian also nodded, and then Nezha said: "But you don't know, if you rely on martial arts alone, it is impossible to defeat him. This little friend just fought against the Great Sage not long ago, and the weapons are evenly matched. In the end, he defeated the Great Sage with real fire."

My junior brother knows that his junior brother is indeed a little weaker.In addition to bestowing magic treasures back then, Taiyi Tianzun couldn't take him with him and teach him carefully because of the Great Conferred God War.Even if the foundation was gradually completed after being granted the title of Heavenly Court, it was a pity that the best time was missed, even if Jinlian reshaped the golden body, it was still poor.

This became Taiyi Tianzun's heart disease, so he later gave Nezha so many supernatural powers and magic weapons to make up for the mistakes made by him as a master.In the end, he asked the master, but the master only said that the opportunity had not come, and he would have to wait for hundreds of years.

Yang Jian was worried about his younger brother, but he didn't know that Nezha's fate was on his fellow sisters.It's just that this is something for later, so let's not mention it for now.

The third prince, Li Nezha, lived in Yang Jian's small temple for more than half a year. He did not regard himself as an outsider at all, and forged a deep friendship with Ding Li.

This great god has become a god for many years, but he still has the character of a middle-aged child in his bones. He pulled Ding Li together to harm many things in Yang Jian, but when Yang Jian got angry, he didn't care how old he was. His eyes were red and he pretended to be pitiful.Ding Li was dazzled by this unique skill of painting old cucumbers to pretend to be tender and cute.

In addition, Ding Li was also a bit misleading, and blinked his big watery eyes to make Fang Yang look cute.Fang Yang was very satisfied with this.

So when Yang Jian came behind his back to make amends to Immortal Zhenyuan, Fang Yang not only did not blame him at all, but also gave Yang Jian two ginseng fruits, one for Yang Jian and one for Nezha, hoping that Nezha will continue to work hard!

Half a year passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for Nezha to return home.Ding Li also obtained the "Eight Nine Xuan Gong" and the 72 Transformation exercises as he wished, and said goodbye to Yang Jian cheerfully.

And the five masters and apprentices who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures finally arrived near the Daughter Country, and they were very unlucky enough to drink the river water that could make people pregnant.

The people from Xiliang Daughter's Kingdom heard that the master and apprentice had abdominal pain and swelling because they drank the water from the Zimu River outside the city, and they couldn't help laughing.

Sun Wukong saw the girls trembling with laughter, and was annoyed. He grinned at the girls and shouted: "Could it be that your food is unclean, which makes my master and junior have abdominal pain! Why don't you go and invite the doctor!" "

"Elder Rongren!" Even if Monkey King stopped shouting, the women couldn't stop, and they only held their breath for a long time before holding back their smiles and explaining, "This is Xiliang women's country. Our country is full of women. There are no men. The water your master drank is the river called Zimu River. Women in our country dare not drink the water from the river until they are 20 years old. After drinking the water, they feel abdominal pain and have a baby. Up to three days Afterwards, go to the Yingyang Pavilion to take a photo by the side of the fetal water. If there are two images in the photo, you will be able to give birth to a girl. Your master and younger brother have eaten the water of the mother-child river, which has become fetal gas, and you will not give birth every day. It's a child, how can a doctor treat it?"

Sun Wukong felt that his world view was a bit broken, and he couldn't help but froze.He glanced at Xuanzang, who was sweating profusely in pain, and Zhu Bajie, who was rolling on the ground, and finally put those broken worldviews behind his head, and hurriedly asked the postman if there was a way to solve them.

The postman then replied: "This river water is not good for abortion medicine. There is only Jieyang Mountain on Zhengnan Street. There is a hole in the mountain, and there is a spring of falling fetus in the hole. It must be obtained." Take a sip of the water from the well, and just relieve the fetal gas."

Sun Wukong was about to be happy, but he heard the postman say again: "It's just that I can't get water now. A Taoist named Ruyi Zhenxian came there a few years ago, and changed the broken hole into Juxian Temple to protect the fallen fetuses." Spring water is not willing to be kindly given to others. Those who ask for water need a bonus gift and a plate of sheep wine and fruit to offer sincerely. I only ask him for a bowl of water. You monks, how do you get so much money and compradors? You still wait. It's ripe!"

Sun Wukong couldn't bear this sulking, he was an ancestor who robbed his family from the beginning, not only did he not have any sorrow on his face, but a smile appeared on his face: "Just tell me how to get to the Falling Taiquan!" As for the Ruyi True Immortal, he I really didn't pay attention to it.

The post envoy had no choice but to explain the direction of the Luotai Spring. After Sun Wukong found out, he jumped out to find the spring.

Monkey King went to fetch water, but Ding Li and Fang Yang came outside the capital of their daughter's country.After landing on the ground, Ding Li couldn't wait to get to the river: "This river water is really miraculous. It can make a woman conceive by itself, and it will be ready in three days. I want to take some and study it carefully."

Fang Yang understood that Ding Li's curiosity couldn't be stopped, and he didn't stop it, so he called the river god here to come out.The river god of the daughter country's mother river is a man. After seeing Fang Yang, he hurriedly saluted: "The great immortal is here, what orders do you have? The little god is here to listen."

"You are the river god here, do you know why the Zimu River can make people conceive, and the fetus can be brought to full term in three days?" Ding Li asked.

"This little god doesn't know." The river god himself didn't understand the mystery, "Actually, the source of the son-mother river is not in the country, and the river water in other river sections is normal, only the section that flows through the daughter country. It has this miraculous effect.”

Zhen Yuanzi is in charge of mountains, rivers and lands, how could he not know?It's just that this daughter's country is indeed very magical, and there is no influence of heavenly spirits and earthly treasures in the river water section, as if the river water is born this way.

After Ding Li inquired, he collected a lot of river water for experiments, but he couldn't figure out the mystery.He is not in a hurry, after all, this world is really magical, even if there is any abnormality, it is not unacceptable.

Here Ding Li and Fang Yang collect the water from the Zimu River, while Monkey King fights with Immortal Ruyi over there.

To say that Sun Wukong has a robber temper is not adulterated at all.He came to Juxian Nunnery and informed the Taoist boy who guarded the gate, but he didn't have any money to buy water.

Originally, Ruyi Zhenxian became popular when he heard that it was Monkey King!Gein Dingli and Fang Yang left Huoyun Cave after the battle with Monkey King. Although they sent a letter to Iron Fan Immortal, they never informed Bull Demon King.

The nearby goblins didn't know the truth, so they spread false rumors and said that Ding Li was beaten to death by Monkey King. Otherwise, why didn't he show up for more than half a year, let alone the breeding business in Huoyun Cave?

In fact, it is because of the nectar of Avalokitesvara that nourishes the dry pine stream, and the goblins in Huoyun Cave are busy integrating the planting and breeding industries. They are waiting for the new year to reach new heights. But he didn't expect that this act of closing the mountain would cause many disturbances for nothing.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong's kung fu is not weak at all. Although there were some twists and turns because he didn't want to hurt the life of the real immortal, he finally got the water from the birth spring and gave it to Xuanzang and Zhu Bajie.

When Ding Li and Fang Yang arrived at Juxian Nunnery, Ruyi Zhenxian was crying with his arms around Xiaodaotong whose leg bone was broken.While crying, he scolded Sun Wukong for not hurting his nephew enough, but also hurting his apprentice.

Ding Li saw Ruyi's sincere affection, he couldn't help but smiled, and said, "Uncle, tell the truth, besides me, which nephew do you have?"

True Immortal Ruyi was stunned for a while, thought she was dazzled, rubbed her eyeballs again and again, and then smiled: "You are so wild, since you have nothing to do, why don't you report it to the family?"

Ding Li saw that there was a little Taoist boy lying on the ground, so he helped True Immortal Ruyi to help the Taoist boy to the back to be treated, and explained as he walked: "Uncle wrongly blamed the boy. What happened to the boy and Uncle Sun has long been reported to the Mother knows."

The implication behind these words was too long, so Immortal Ruyi smiled awkwardly and didn't answer the words - it was related to the family affairs between husband and wife, even if he was the brother of the Bull Demon King, he couldn't open his mouth.

"Uncle, there is only one thing for my son, please agree to my uncle." Ding Li said seriously to the real fairy Ruyi.

"Let's talk about it." I am an uncle, although my elder brother doesn't care about the child, but he is confused. Even if I can't criticize my elder brother, I can treat the child better.

"Uncle, please don't tell father about this."

"Your words don't make sense!" True Immortal Ruyi was taken aback, "He is your father, and only happy to know that you are safe, why can't you let him know?"

"Uncle also knows that my mother is not loved by my father, and now I spend all day with that jade-faced vixen in Jilei Mountain. My mother needs generosity, but I don't want it. To be honest, I have told my father and mother to say goodbye a long time ago. Two minds."

Ding Li spoke calmly, but True Immortal Ruyi only felt that his ears were like thunder, and he was stunned.

After a long while, he sighed and said: "I don't want your father to know, I have never seen you come today, you go!"

"Before I leave, my child wants to take some spring water, will my uncle allow it?" Ding Li asked again.

"You go!" Real Immortal Ruyi saw that Ding Li had never begged for the spring water of the birthed fetus with her, so she let Ding Li take it for herself without any hesitation, and she didn't feel sorry for him, the cash cow in the nunnery.

True Immortal Ruyi is not stingy, and Ding Li is not polite either.Fortunately, the spring water is running water, otherwise it will dry up sooner or later.

After thinking about it, Ding Li left a ginseng fruit for True Immortal Ruyi and told him to eat it earlier.

True Immortal Ruyi sent Ding Li away, and felt very helpless towards her elder brother.Now that he got a piece of ginseng fruit gathered by the good fortune of heaven and earth, he was about to go into seclusion, so he had someone close the temple, and led a few apprentices to clean up.

Ding Li couldn't figure out the reason why the son and mother river water, but Ding Li from the birth spring spring made a careful investigation, but he understood: it turned out that this birth spring was said to be a fetus, but in fact, if you drink more, even the internal organs and intestines will be destroyed. What can be melted away is extremely domineering.

Ding Li couldn't think of the use for a while, so he carefully put it away and put it in the space world.

Over there, the master and apprentice are still passing the love test in the daughter country, and Ding Li and Fang Yang are traveling far away again.This time Fang Yang took Ding Li on a tour of the three mountains and four seas, and there is no point in repeating how many good things he got during the trip. He only said that Ding Li met many seniors with strong cultivation bases and got a lot of guidance. It was enough for him to benefit a lot.

He put the guidance he got and some of his own cultivation experience into the illusion where Honghai'er's primordial spirit was, and tried his best to understand these experiences perfectly, so that there was no hindrance when the primordial spirit returned to the body.

Also because of such a delay, Tang Seng and his disciples have now traveled to the vicinity of the Flame Mountain.Seeing that he was about to go to Iron Fan Fairy to borrow a plantain fan, Ding Li naturally wanted to rush back to have a look.

Today's Iron Fan Immortal knows that his child is fine, so when Monkey King came to ask for the fan, he was invited into the cave to treat him as a distinguished guest.

When Sun Wukong said that he wanted to borrow the fan, the Iron Fan Fairy smiled slightly: "My uncle came to ask for a fan, and the little lady should have agreed, but I have a few things I want my uncle to help with. The wish of a woman, the plantain fan is willing to offer with both hands."

Sun Wukong asked himself that there was nothing he couldn’t do, and he agreed wholeheartedly: “Sister-in-law, please tell me, but I have an assignment, and my grandson will obey everything!”

"The first thing is that the marriage between the little lady and the Bull Demon King is over, and I want to ask Uncle Sun to ask for a letter of reconciliation on the little lady's behalf." Immortal Iron Fan said with a faint smile on his face.

Sun Wukong stared a pair of golden eyes: "Sister-in-law, don't make fun of my grandson, if you have any orders, it's better to hurry up and talk about it!" He thought Immortal Iron Fan was joking.

"Uncle, how can the little lady be joking? It is true that the Bull Demon King has betrayed me deeply. He has no self in his heart, so why should I pester him?" Immortal Iron Fan said calmly, every word was very clear into Monkey King's ears, saying that he didn't make fun of Monkey King.

Monkey King scratched his head and shook his head vigorously.After thinking for a while, he jumped off the chair, jumped back and forth in the hall, and scratched his ears for a long time: "No way!"

"Since uncle can't agree, then the little lady should continue to keep this plantain fan!" Immortal Iron Fan didn't force it, and only retreated and waited for Monkey King to compromise.

Monkey King only felt that he had encountered a huge difficulty.He wished to have another fight with the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, and he was unwilling to agree to this matter: "Sister-in-law, please think about it carefully. As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy one relative, so it can be seen that even ten golden statues of Buddha are worthless." It is nothing more precious than a marriage. My old grandson dare not!"

After finishing speaking, Monkey King didn't stay in Bajiao Cave any more, and left Cuiyun Mountain with his own body, feeling extremely annoyed.

Waiting for the maid of Wangshan to say that Monkey King had left, Immortal Iron Fan went into the inner room. Seeing Ding Li who couldn't help laughing in the inner room, his face turned red: "You child is too nonsense. The matter between me and your father , why entrust it to an outsider?"

Ding Li thought about Sun Wukong's fleeing appearance just now, coughed twice and said solemnly: "Mother don't care about other things, just follow what the child said, and just embarrass Uncle Sun!"

Immortal Iron Fan didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Ding Li's gourd, and was angry that the child was too shapeless.But the child's whole heart was for her, so she couldn't express the blame she was full of.

"Forget it. Anyway, my relationship with your father is over. It doesn't matter whether he should or not. It's just the second thing?"

"Uncle Sun will definitely come back and ask mother about the second thing. Mother just tells Uncle Sun that it is enough for him to destroy the jade-faced vixen's foundation of Taoism, and he will definitely agree."

Sure enough, after a while, Sun Wukong came back on the cloud again: "Sister-in-law, the first thing is too difficult, how about the second thing?"