Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Ding Li almost fell to the ground!

In heaven and earth, the only one who can call Li Nezha, the third prince of the Great God of the Santanhaihui, "the third son of the Li family" is Sun Wukong!Even Erlang Xiansheng and Zhenjun dare not call it that!

But—strictly speaking, Sun Wukong's real teacher is the Master Tongtian, and he is really a generation higher than these two righteous gods, so it doesn't hurt to call it that.

But Sun Wukong can call it that, but Ding Li can't.Don't say anything else, just say that you have to return your body to Honghaier's primordial spirit later, so you can't do such troublesome things!

Don't you see that thousands of years later, there will still be people who have similar equipment and talents to the third prince because of Niu Shengying's red boy's equipment and talents, so that the two have not spoken yet, but the mortal fans down there will stand and tear each other for idols!He didn't want to leave an excuse for being at odds with the third prince or being arrogant, and to cause trouble for Niu Shengying.

Sun Wukong played so fast that Zhu Bajie's voice became hoarse, but the two uncles and nephews started chatting on the top of the cloud, so angry in my heart!So Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves, and jumped up on Yun Duo: "I said nephew, what exactly are you thinking, let me tell you!"

Ding Li sneered, and with a movement of the pointed gun, a cloud of fire and fire shot at Zhu Bajie's face.

Zhu Bajie backed away in fright, for fear that his head would turn into a burning pig's head.Fortunately, Ding Li just frightened him, and before he could dodge, the ball of fire dispersed.

This idiot has always said frustrating words, and he just wants to eat and doesn't want to work hard. Now he is frightened by Ding Li and is in a panic. He is so happy that Sun Wukong slapped his thigh: "Good boy!"

Ding Li smiled at Monkey King, and turned to Zhu Bajie who was still in shock: "Who is your eldest nephew? Which garlic are you, dare to call me my uncle!"

Seeing that he was unharmed, Zhu Bajie knew that Ding Li had no intention of hurting him, so he immediately put on a shy face: "You are my elder nephew, aren't you my elder nephew?" Being a teacher brother is equivalent to being a real brother.

Ding Li didn't talk to Zhu Bajie, but turned back to Monkey King and said, "Uncle, my son is really not reconciled. Since we are evenly divided in weapons and martial arts, how about comparing mana and supernatural powers? My nephew has been practicing for a hundred years, and he happened to practice Samadhi True Fire as a My origin, let's fight!"

Sun Wukong had a laugh, and even Zhu Bajie laughed with his belly open: "Big nephew, it's not my old pig talking about it, even if you make fun of your fire, I can't do it!"

Sun Wukong himself said: "My old grandson stayed in Taishang Laojun's gossip alchemy furnace for an unknown amount of time! Even so, the fire is just like scratching an itch, and it can't hurt my old grandson at all!"

Ding Li smiled slightly: "Whether the trip can be made or not is not just a word of mouth." After saying that, he put away the pointed gun, "Look, uncle!"

Yuba jumped back to the entrance of Huoyun Cave, followed by Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.After several people stood still, Ding Li spit out real fire from his mouth, and then the few small carts that were originally placed at the entrance of the cave were attracted by the fire, and were urged to come straight to Monkey King's face.

Immediately, flames blazed in the dry pine stream, and the two brothers, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, were almost burnt to death.Even Sun Wukong had to admit that the fire that his eldest nephew drummed up was no worse than the real fire in the Taishang Laojun Dan furnace.Even if you don't hurt yourself, it's just not good.

"Uncle, you want your master to go back, and my nephew is only waiting for your supernatural powers to be performed. If you can defeat your nephew, your nephew will naturally offer that Tang monk. If your uncle doesn't return, your nephew will not enjoy this for himself." Once it happens, uncle, just find a way to break it!"

Seeing the raging flames, Sun Wukong also knew that his big nephew was not lying to fool him into killing Xuanzang, so he naturally responded, dragging Zhu Bajie who had started to ooze lard in a somersault and left the dry place. Song Jian went back to the place where Monk Sha was guarding the luggage and horses.

"Eldest senior brother, how did second senior brother become like this?" Monk Sha stared straight at Zhu Bajie whose bristles had been completely scorched, and his skin and flesh began to smell burnt and began to ooze oil.

After all, Zhu Bajie is still fundamental. Even if he is delayed because of his brain, he will not go directly to Lingshan to meet the Buddha because he was burned, but he still has to complain: "Brother Monkey, this big nephew is really cruel! ! Knowing that Brother Hou will not be caught by the fire, I don’t think about my old pig! I won’t go! I won’t go again!”

"You idiot!" Sun Wukong laughed angrily, "How did my nephew know you before he made the move? You want to come down from the clouds, who is too lazy to do it?"

The brothers and sisters fought a lot, and finally Sun Wukong went to the East China Sea with his work and force, and dragged the old dragon king over, and wanted to use the method of five elements to suppress the fire with water.

Zhu Bajie is still in the shadow of his mind, and he is unwilling to go to Huoyun Cave again, and the only one who goes to the cave gate to call for battle is Monkey King.

Ding Li's radar swiped upwards, and he spotted the old Dragon King hidden in the clouds, and couldn't help but shine a light on it.

It is correct to say that the idea of ​​using water to break fire is correct, but Monkey King does not know if he dozed off when he was studying art. All that is there is water.Naturally, all water can only extinguish all fire.

But how could his samadhi true fire be an ordinary fire?It must be extinguished by ten real waters!There is also the water of resurrection, which is like Sun Wukong's realm, which can also extinguish the true fire of samadhi.But how can these ten true waters be easy to find?Not everyone can make up their minds to cut off the water transformed by that realm.

So when Sun Wukong confidently waited for Ding Li's big fire to be broken by the Dragon King's rain, the rain fell on the real fire of Samadhi, and it seemed like oil was poured on the fire, but it burned even more vigorously!

Monkey King was startled and felt uncomfortable: Could it be that Master is really going to be eaten by his elder nephew?no!He is just a stick, and after following him for so long, he has tasted some tastes - there is probably a big problem with his master, if the elder nephew really eats the master, his elder nephew may also die!

For a while, he couldn't think of a way, but he was attacked by the anger into his lungs and heart, and was shocked by the Yuze poured down by the Dragon King, and he held his breath.

Fortunately, Ding Li kept an eye on Sun Wukong's situation. Seeing that Sun Wukong's mana was no longer functioning, he immediately put away the real fire, and went over to escape the Monkey King against the pouring rain, and sent him back to Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.

Monk Sha was shocked, thinking that Monkey King was gone.But at this time, Zhu Bajie was clever for a while, and cheerfully pushed Sun Wukong through the acupoints, so that the true essence in Sun Wukong's body could run smoothly again.

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, and yelled in a daze: "I can't eat it! My master can't eat it!" In these words, he included the two people he cared about now—he was afraid that his master would lose his life, and he was afraid that his master would lose his life. I was afraid that my eldest nephew would end badly because he ate the master.

The Dragon King also collected the rainwater and pressed down the clouds, and came to Monkey King, saying that he was of no help.

Zhu Bajie was thick-skinned, begging for mercy from Ding Li with a face that was burned black and black: "Nephew, I don't think you seem to be trying to beat my monkey brother to death, if you don't, just watch For Brother Monkey's sake, let our master go!"

Ding Li still had a cold face: "My friendship with uncle is real, but I have nothing to do with your master. Besides, I have many elves under my command. Now that a shortcut to the sky is in front of me, how can I let it go? I still That sentence, as long as you can find someone who can control me, I will bow my head. Otherwise, I will be unwilling!"

After finishing speaking, Ding Li glanced at Monkey King who had recovered, lit a fire under his feet and went back to Huoyun Cave.

Seeing that there was nothing to do with him, the Dragon King hurriedly said goodbye and left.Sun Wukong thanked him a few words, and then began to figure out who had great abilities to make his eldest nephew bow his head.

After discussing for a few words, I really thought of it-when Avalokitesvara told Xuanzang to go west, he said that they called Tianying and Diling.Now that they are in trouble, naturally they still have to find this introducer!

It's just that Sun Wukong can't use his true energy even though his true energy is functioning now, so the matter of asking for help is left to Zhu Bajie.

Originally, according to the original book, Red Boy wanted to take the form of Avalokitesvara to play with Zhu Bajie, not to mention, but also to arrest Zhu Bajie into the cave.But after all, Avalokitesvara is a bodhisattva who has attained the right fruit, and Ding Li didn't want to accuse Niu Shengying of blasphemy against Bodhisattva, nor did he want this accusation to fall on the other goblins in the cave, so he didn't stop Zhu Bajie.Who knows how small the bodhisattva is, will it cut off the future of the spirit who changed her appearance?

Therefore, Zhu Bajie arrived in the South China Sea smoothly, and then went to the Purple Bamboo Forest to invite the Bodhisattva back.But how can his footsteps catch up with a Monkey King who is a hundred and eight thousand miles away?When Avalokitesvara was invited back, Monk Xuanzang lost all his weight in Huoyun Cave.

But Zhu Bajie invited Avalokitesvara to come, and before the Bodhisattva came, he made many arrangements, and invited a boy named Li Muzha from the Putuo sect to go to the heaven to borrow the Tiangang knife of King Tota.

When they arrived at Kusongjian, the Bodhisattva took Zhu Bajie to press the lotus under his feet to see Sun Wukong first, gave him a sigh of relief, and cured Sun Wukong's sequelae of the previous fire and water agitation.

Going forward to find the Huoyun Cave, I saw that the withered pine stream was full of traces of burning flames, and Guanyin sprinkled a few drops of nectar, which immediately moistened the earth veins, so that the active earth fire vents here were also diverted Now, the mountains are green and alive again.

Fang Yang, the son of Zhenyuan, naturally felt the changes in the earth's veins.But this change is good, and Huoyun Cave has benefited again, so he won't say anything more.

"Wukong, come here." The Bodhisattva beckoned to Sun Wukong, wanting to write the word "miserable" on his hand so as to attract Ding Li to come.She had heard from Bajie before that the martial arts of this Holy Infant King was comparable to that of Sun Wukong, and it happened that there was a boy missing by her side, so this Holy Infant King was perfect!

But Sun Wukong shook his head when he heard what Avalokitesvara said: "How can a Bodhisattva use this? I just go and call the door!" After speaking, he hurriedly went to Huoyun Cave to call the door.

"Nephew, I have invited someone, come out and meet me!" Monkey King shouted from outside the cave.

Ding Li knew that it was the arrival of Avalokitesvara, so he didn't delay, and asked the little fairies in the cave to quickly put Tang Monk down and wash it, put on the previous monk's clothes again, and poured some easy-to-reduce porridge into it, and then he took his time out.

When he saw Avalokitesvara and Sun Wukong in front of the cave, Ding Li cupped his hands without any hesitation: "Uncle is so talented that he even invited Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva from the South China Sea. I can't beat this man. Monk Tang sent it out!"

Avalokitesvara was a little confused, wondering why Ding Li didn't follow the routine?I still want to accept a boy, why just admit defeat like this?

"Uncle, if you don't dislike my nephew here, why don't you stay overnight in my cave. I, the Holy Infant King, say the same thing. Now that I have surrendered, I will never go back on eating that Monk Tang again." Ding Li glanced at Guan Yin. , turned to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "Of course I believe in you, nephew, but that idiot won't be. It's better to be annoyed by nephew and you can send us some food. I'll pick up Master and go back!"

"Alright, I'll let someone prepare it." He didn't want the red boy to be put on a golden ring, and then separated from his mother.Therefore, as soon as Avalokitesvara showed his face, he would go down the donkey, absolutely not giving this kind-hearted Bodhisattva any room to play.

Guan Shiyin wondered why things were not as good as he figured out by himself, and when Xuanzang, who was sloppy on his feet, was carried out by the goblins, his brows were slightly frowned, and he felt that this could be manipulated.

Thinking like this, she took a step forward: "Since you know me, are you willing to practice with me and accept my precepts?"

"I don't want to." Ding Li didn't snort at all, and directly choked back what Avalokitesvara said next.

Avalokitesvara was about to speak again, but felt a familiar coercion rising from the cave, only aimed at her—it turned out to be the Great Immortal Zhenyuan.

She was surprised in her heart, knowing that this was the other party's warning to herself that the boy would definitely not be able to accept it, so she took Mu Zha and left without mentioning the useless Tiangang knife, it was really embarrassing.

Ding Li sent Xuanzang away with a smile, who was already struggling to walk, and turned around to go back into the cave.Fang Yang had been waiting for a long time. Seeing Ding Li come in, he first told him something that was good for the dry pine stream: "A few drops of nectar from Kumarajiva diverted this breath, and because of the nourishment of this nectar, the future Before and after the Dry Pine Stream are all the Wothumin Mountains."

"That's good. I think this year's harvest will be much better and the fields will be expanded." Ding Li was naturally happy.He used the body of Niu Shengying, how could he not do some good deeds to complete the cause and effect?This can be regarded as a blessing to the world.

"Don't forget, there is Huoyan Mountain behind." After being happy for a while, thinking about looking around, Ding Li remembered that there was still such a thing.

"Now because of Zhen Yuanzi, Kumarajiva didn't let this red boy be her servant boy, but I don't know if there will be any trouble after you and I leave?" Fang Yang talked about Avalokitesvara again. Come.

"No problem, I thought that the red boy would not be so short-sighted after many years of experience in my illusion. He has formed an indissoluble bond with the Taishang Laojun since he was born, and he will naturally continue to do so in the future. Bi It would be better if you entered the Taoist sect from the Buddhist sect with the six senses cut off." This was Ding Li's idea, but he didn't know if there would be any changes in the future.

"By the way, the nectar fell just now, I'm not as quick-sighted as you, can I take it?" Ding Li was very curious about the nectar from Guanshiyin, so he naturally took the opportunity to collect some.

Fang Yang nodded naturally, and when he stretched out his hand, a ball of water floated out. Ding Li hurriedly took the nectar into the space world.

"Report to the king, the food has been delivered to those monks!" After receiving the nectar, a little fairy came to report.

Ding Li only waved his hand, said "Got it" and let the little goblin go down.He calculated that Tang Seng and his disciples still had some time to go to Huoyan Mountain, and he thought in his heart that he would take this opportunity to pay a visit.On the contrary, Fang Yang brushed his face against Zhen Yuanzi's shell, thinking that no one would disgrace him.

Fang Yang was not at all annoyed by Ding Li's occasional naughtiness, on the contrary he followed behind and supported him indulgently.This is an opportunity that you couldn't even ask for in the past, so you should cherish it!

The first place to go is the Xiansheng Zhenjun Temple in Guanjiangkou.This Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun didn't have the slightest airs. The guards of the temple received Fang Yang and Ding Li in fear, saying that their master and the six Meishan brothers had gone hunting, and they might not return until sunset.

To say that this true monarch, named Shang Yang Xiajian, was born of the union of the sisters of the same root of the Haotian Jade Emperor and a mortal. He was born with a pair of heavenly eyes between his eyebrows, and there is nowhere to escape the evil and illusions in the world.And because the mother was sunburned by the golden crow, she listened to the heavenly court and did not listen to the announcement.

Ding Li couldn't help but sigh in his heart when he thought that the real gentleman's nephew would have to relive his ordeals in the future and split the mountain to save his mother.

When the sky was getting dark, clouds floated in the distance, it was Yang Jian and others who were out hunting.Before they could press down on the cloud, a black shadow jumped out from the cloud and entered the main hall of the temple. It was the roaring dog who smelled a stranger.

That dog is really majestic, even the beast like the king of beasts is probably not as powerful as it. Its body is shiny, its muscles are tight, it is really a rare good dog!Ding Li's eyes widened.

"The Great Immortal arrived, but it was the little God who made the Great Immortal wait for a long time. It was the little God." Naturally, the little official who guarded the temple immediately informed Yang Jian that a visitor was coming, and named Fang Yang and Ding Li by name. Yang Jian Then I straightened my clothes and went into the main hall to meet each other.

Fang Yang and Yang Jian exchanged a few words, and Yang Jian invited them to have dinner together.In fact, the gods of their level have already bigu, but there are guests coming, and Yang Jian has always been a poor god, so only the prey he has just hunted can receive guests.

The atmosphere during the banquet was harmonious, and when Yang Jian knew that Ding Li also used Samadhi real fire and fire-pointed spears as weapons, he said, "This is just like my junior brother. I will send a letter to him some other day, and you just can Let's discuss."

Ding Li didn't know how to answer this question: Why does someone always want to introduce the Great God of Santan Haihui to him?