Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Above the clouds, sweeping down below Xuanzang’s scolding Ding Li has a saying MMP doesn’t know if it’s appropriate or not: You are a mortal with naked eyes, and the previous bone spirit is not enough, right?Where does Fanzhi feel confident that he is better than the piercing Monkey King?Just like you, if you go alone on the road to learn Buddhist scriptures, you will be a dish on the table of goblins in minutes, okay?How dare you yell at the Great Sage?

He also heard Xuanzang pointing to Sun Wukong with righteous words: "You monkey, are you tired and lazy, and you don't want to rescue this child when he is hanging from a tree?"

Sun Wukong also knew that at this time the master had identified the child, and if he did not find out the flaw, the master would definitely save the elf.If so, don't you know how many routines are waiting behind!So I had to let the master get off the horse, but didn't let him go forward. Instead, he pointed to the child-like goblin and asked, "Tell me, why are you tied up here in this remote mountain, old forest, and deserted place?"

The little goblin is the literary and artistic backbone of the sales department, and she also performed on stage at the award ceremony, and she has already memorized the script.Hearing Sun Wukong's question, he was immediately possessed by a movie king, with sorrow on his face: "Masters, there is a withered pine stream in Shanxi, and there is a village on the other side of the stream. I am from there. My grandfather's surname is Hong, only Because of the extensive accumulation of gold and silver, the family property is huge, so it is called Hong Bai Wan. It has been a long time since I passed away in old age, and the family property has been passed down to my father. Lu Junjie lent the gold and silver for interest. How could he know that the homeless man was cheated, and the principal and profit would not be returned. My father swore a big oath and would not lend any money. The man who borrowed gold and silver was poor and penniless They plotted to form a murderous party, killing me in the daytime with open flames and sticks, plundering my wealth, killing my father, and seeing that my mother is a bit discolored, what is she going to do for Mrs. Yazhai? Save me, hold me in your arms and beg bitterly, and have no choice but to follow the thief. When I thought of this, the thief wanted to kill me again. Thanks to my mother's begging, I was saved from being killed by a knife, but he hung me on a tree with a rope , only taught me to freeze and starve to death, and those thieves took my mother away. I have been hanging here for three days and three nights, and no one has come to walk. I don’t know where I have cultivated. In this life, I have to meet my teacher. If you are willing to give up your great mercy and save my life and go home, you will sacrifice your life and repay the teacher's kindness, and even cover your face with yellow sand, let alone forget it."

When Monk Xuanzang heard this, he became compassionate and asked Zhu Bajie to come forward and rescue the child.

Zhu Bajie was fine when he was the Marshal of the Canopy, but since he was cast into a pig fetus, for some reason, he even lost his brain.Hearing Xuanzang's order, he also forgot the reason why Sun Wukong was vigilant before, so he went to untie the rope.

The little demon rejoiced meticulously, but never thought that Sun Wukong stopped Zhu Bajie again, pointed at the little demon and cursed: "What kind of thing are you, but I recognize you! Since your family has been attacked by bandits, how can you have any wealth to thank? We Who are you going to hand over after saving you? Be careful if you lie out of context, it won't work!"

Ding Li on the cloud smiled slightly, admiring Monkey King's quick wit.It's just that this problem was originally included in the script, and the little goblin had already rehearsed it.

Sure enough, the little goblin immediately shed tears when he heard the question from the great sage, and replied very aggrieved: "Even though my family's gold and silver were taken away by the strong, there are still real estate houses and fields. What's more, my aunts and aunts are all here." Nearby, even if I pawn the fertile land and house at home, I can exchange it for gold and silver to repay the life-saving grace of the masters, and the uncles and elders in the family will not lose their courtesy!"

"Good monkey brother," Zhu Bajie pulled Sun Wukong's clothes, "let's save him and go to his house quickly, there is still a place to eat and stay tonight!"

After speaking, he untied the child.

Xuanzang saw that the child was only seven or eight years old, and he was barefoot. How could he walk in the mountains?So let the child get on the horse and get off the horse by himself.

The little goblin was let down, with a bit of joy on her face, and she seemed a little embarrassed and said, "Master, I was just let down, and my body seems to be falling apart. Besides, people in the countryside are not used to riding horses." What about it? I'm afraid that my waist and hips will be dislocated, so please don't feel troublesome, Master." The expression on his face was cautious, and his voice lowered.

Xuanzang smiled: "If not, let some of my apprentices carry you behind your back!" Then he pointed at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie was about to squat down when he heard the little goblin say: "This master has a good heart, but my skin is frozen, so I dare not ask this master to carry him. He has a long mouth and big ears, and a hard bristle at the back of his head." , made me panic."

Pointing to Monk Sha again, he said: "When the gang of thieves came to my house, they all had such thick beards. When I saw this master, I remembered the tragedy. I lost my soul, and I dare not let him carry it."

In the end Xuanzang could only order Monkey King to carry the child.Sun Wukong cheerfully came forward to beg the child to carry it, thinking that it would be better for the child to be by his side than others to carry it, and if something unexpected happened, it would be bad if he couldn't make a move.

The master and apprentice started on the road again, and Monkey King walked at the end with the little goblin on his back.As soon as he got started, he felt that the child's weight was wrong: Whose six or seven-year-old child can't weigh this much?About once, it only looked like a little over two catties.

He sneered, "hum hum", and when he carried the little goblin on his back, he opened his mouth to point it out: "You bloody mountain spirit monster, dare to offend my old grandson! I know you!"

The little goblin was startled, and replied calmly and in a daze: "Master, what do you mean? I am a child of a good family, how can I blame you?"

"Since you are a child of a good family, why are you so light?"

The little goblin was stunned: This is a flaw!But then he calmed down, the king had already said that even if there was no flaw at all, this sleazy monk would see through.He couldn't help thinking that this monk was actually the king's uncle Gan, and he felt a little awed in his heart.

It's just that no matter how awe-inspiring you are, you still have to do what your majesty told you, so you still justify: "I have small bones."

"How old are you?" Sun Wukong didn't believe the little fairy's words.

"Seven years old." The little goblin replied tenderly.

"Since I'm seven years old and one catty per year, why don't you even weigh three catties when I'm here?" It must be that the elf's body weighs only three catties, and the child's appearance is just an illusion!

"I'm not born naturally."

Sun Wukong also knew that there would be no result if he said anything else, so he stopped talking, and just carried the little goblin on his back and followed his master and younger brother to the west.

Walking to the side of a barren slope, Monkey King saw the right time and was about to smash the little goblin on his back to the ground, but he never thought that the little goblin would have sensed Monkey King's murderous aura and would have already lost his original form and left.

Monkey King only felt that his back was light at first, and then heavy, as if there was a mountain pressing down on him.

Before he could get away, a swirling black wind swept past.Sun Wukong naturally knew that the child was showing his figure and playing tricks, so he didn't dare to neglect, so he hurried to Xuanzang's side to protect him.It was just a step too late, Xuanzang was still captured by the wind and disappeared without a trace.

Ding Li could see clearly from Yuntou, and nodded in satisfaction.But the mood of the people on the ground is not as good as his.

After the sandstorm, Xuanzang disappeared without a trace, and Zhu Bajie became obsessed with temperament after being cast into a pig womb. He is lazy and lustful.Seeing that Xuanzang was nowhere to be seen, he tried to tell everyone to share their luggage and go back to different places, and said that they would go to Gao Laozhuang to find Miss Yulian to continue their relationship.

Sun Wukong was very angry when he heard this, and he was also angry that Xuanzang did not listen to the advice and ended up following the way of the goblin.

Fortunately, Monk Sha is still clear-headed. Seeing that Monkey King is going to attack Zhu Bajie who is talking nonsense, he quickly persuades him.He also told Zhu Bajie his interests and interests, and finally appeased everyone.

Sun Wukong didn't have a clue for a while, after thinking about it, he still punched the ground, and shouted anxiously: "The land of the mountain god hasn't come out to see me yet!"

I thought there was only one mountain god and one land, but I never thought that dozens of them would come out.

Sun Wukong was also a little confused when he saw this, and asked, "Why are there so many land and mountain gods?"

"Speak to the Great Sage, this mountain is called the Six Hundred Li Drilling Mountain. We are one mountain god for ten miles, one land for ten miles, and there should be thirty mountain gods and thirty lands. I heard that the Great Sage came here yesterday, just because It will be inconsistent for a while, so the delay will cause the great sage to be angry, and I hope to forgive my sin!" Several land and mountain gods said in unison, obviously rehearsing many times.

"Forgive me!" Sun Wukong waved impatiently, "I just want to ask you, are there any monsters on this mountain?"

"Yes." The land mountain gods said in unison again, "The Holy Infant King of Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian is also!" Ding Li had taught this in advance.

Sun Wukong let out a sigh of relief, "Where is that cave? I want to see what this Holy Infant King is, and dare to take away my grandson's master!"

The land of the mountain god pointed out the way, but was swung back by Monkey King.Knowing the location of the cave and the name of the goblin, Monkey King didn't delay at all, and took Zhu Bajie to Huoyun Cave, leaving Monk Sha to watch the saluting horses so as not to lose anything.

When he got close to Huoyun Cave, Monkey King saw a group of goblins frolicking in front of the cave gate, so he shouted: "You little goblins, don't hesitate to report to your cave master, and teach him to send me Tang Seng." Master, come, save your life as a cave mountain monster! If you don’t obey, I will overturn your mountain field and level your cave mansion!”

"You are so arrogant!" Several goblins were angry at Sun Wukong's arrogance and rudeness, and stared at Sun Wukong with their hips akimbo.A few more rushed into the cave to report to Ding Li.

Ding Li was in the cave right now.Because he was angry with Xuanzang, he asked someone to strip off Xuanzang's clothes, leaving only the crotch cloth, but he was bound by his limbs like an animal waiting to be slaughtered and hung upside down in the cave. Xuanzang was so ashamed. He closed his eyes and recited scriptures, but the embarrassment on his face couldn't go away.

He was about to walk in and say a few words to provoke this ignorant monk, when a hand stretched out from behind covered his eyes: "Why are you going to see him? Is he as good-looking as I am?"

It turned out to be Fang Yang.

Ding Li was about to speak when a little goblin came in: "Your Majesty, two monks came to the door, one with a hairy face and the other with a fat head and big ears like a pig. When they came, they stood at the door and asked the King to send their master out." Otherwise, we will overturn our mountain farm and flatten our cave!"

"Here we come." Ding Li didn't care about Xuanzang anymore, he pushed Fang Yang to the inner room of the cave mansion, straightened his clothes and went to see Monkey King.

But he said that Monkey King and Zhu Bajie were waiting at the entrance of the cave, and after a while, several groups of goblins rolled out five small cars distributed among the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and the little goblins who were playing at the entrance of the cave also returned to the cave. go.

The five-element chariot is a magic weapon researched by Ding Li. It is specially designed to promote the production of the Huoyun Cave farm and plantation farm. It is used for cultivation and breeding on weekdays. Agricultural tools can be instantly turned into weapons.

Since they got these cars, their Huoyun Cave's production value has increased by a full [-]%, so these little goblins can't do anything to the little cars!If it weren't for the fact that Ding Li, the great king, finally realized the skill training of hand-made and repaired small cars, they would absolutely be reluctant to take them out at this moment when life and death are not life-or-death-if there is any mistake, the gain outweighs the loss!

Sun Wukong didn't know the psychological activities of these goblins. Seeing the formation of troops at the entrance of the cave, he knew that the master was coming out. He pulled Zhu Bajie and jumped off the big rock, stood at the entrance of the cave with his hips crossed, and waited. Who is the one who looks at it.

Ding Li was dressed in fiery red battle suit and soft armor, holding a pointed spear in his hand, and walked out as if there were flames rolling under his feet.

Zhu Bajie didn't see Ding Li's face clearly for a while, but with his acting, if he didn't know that the soul of the Santan Haihui would not grow up, he might have thought it was Shangshen face to face!

"Brother Hou'er, why do you look so much like the third prince Li?" Zhu Bajie bit his ear at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong blinked his eyes, and was just stunned after the person stabilized his figure.He pushed Zhu Bajie away, his heart changed from surprise to joy, and a smile appeared on his face, his golden eyes became a curved line: "My eldest nephew, we have flooded the Dragon King Temple!"

Ding Li Haoxuan didn't stumble, he didn't know how to say harsh words next.

Sun Wukong recognized Ding Lilai at a glance, and didn't intend to come out with the golden cudgel, he jumped up and down in front of Ding Li, "Eldest nephew, you didn't do this properly, why did you kidnap my master?" coming?"

"Uncle, who wouldn't want to live forever? Monk Tang is the reincarnation of the golden cicada. If you eat him, you will have the same longevity as the world. If you don't, uncle, don't go to the Western Paradise of Lao Shizi to get some scriptures. Go in with me." How about sharing the womb and being immortal with the world?"

"Don't make trouble!" Sun Wukong only took Ding Li's joke when he heard this, "I can stay with my eldest nephew for a night, let's catch up on the old days. It's just that my master is very impatient, and I'm afraid I can't stay for long."

After saying that, he turned his head and said to Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, why don't you go find Junior Brother Sha and come over, let's stay with the eldest nephew for a night and have a good rest!"

Ding Li: =_=, it’s over, it doesn’t make sense.If I knew I didn’t owe my son back then, I would have gone to the Marble Mountains!

"Uncle's words don't make sense. Even if my nephew has a good relationship with uncle and sees a bright future in front of him, he won't let it go." After finishing speaking, he sneered and brushed away Monkey King's hand, "Even if uncle was a flat peach again back then." It’s also an elixir, and I don’t care for the flesh and blood of Monk Tang, but I want it. It’s not easy for me, the goblins who are full of caves, to share a piece of flesh with me!”

Sun Wukong was stunned, he never imagined that his eldest nephew, who spent a month with him back then, would eat his master!

"Eldest nephew, why are you so disobedient?" Monkey King scratched his cheek.He has never encountered a situation where he needs to teach his juniors, so he naturally doesn't know how to speak, so he can only persuade first.

He thought, if the elder nephew didn't listen, he would have to beat the child well as an uncle, and he would lose his relationship with the Bull Demon King.If the child is disobedient, just give him a good beating!

Ding Li didn't know what Sun Wukong was thinking, but no matter what Sun Wukong said, he didn't care about it.Sun Wukong is a quick-tempered person, and being able to break up with Ding Li for a long time has already made Zhu Bajie's jaw drop in shock.

All the way to the west, whenever there is something wrong, Monkey King will definitely get angry in three sentences, and when he gets angry, he will twist his ears.Now seeing Sun Wukong like an old mother admonishing a monster who wants to eat his master earnestly, it really makes Zhu Bajie doubt life.

But soon, Sun Wukong saw that Ding Li was not letting go of his words, so he felt that it would be faster to beat up his eldest nephew.So to get started, he had to pull Ding Li over and give Ding Li a few slaps on his buttocks.

Ding Li waited anxiously for Monkey King to make a move. Seeing that Monkey King was going to make a move, he jumped away and let Monkey King catch him: "Uncle, if you want to go back to Monk Tang, I'm afraid you have to take it carefully." Show some real kung fu, so that my nephew can be taught well. Otherwise, my nephew will not obey!" As he said, he fired a pointed gun.

"You little calf, you are so arrogant!" Sun Wukong was also angry, "Let me teach you Kung Fu on behalf of your father!" He also took out the golden cudgel.

Sun Wukong held back his strength at the beginning, lest he really hit Ding Li badly.But then he found out that this elder nephew's martial arts were really good, and he became excited when he shot a gun!

Such an exhilarating fight only happened when he was fighting Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun back then. Monkey King only felt that the hairs on his body were being beaten happily, and he fought Ding Li from the ground to mid-air all the way.

The massive fight between the two shocked everyone, no matter the wise goblins or the unwise birds and beasts, they all ran away, only the group of little fairies in front of Huoyun Cave looked up at their home with great interest. The king showed his supernatural powers and kept applauding and cheering.

Zhu Bajie's voice alone couldn't cover the voices of this group of goblins, so he became sullen.

Monkey King played heartily, why not Ding Li?Fang Yang has never been too hard on himself. Every time he fights with him, he gives in to himself. The other goblins are not enough to compete with him. Now this battle with Monkey King is really fun!

"Haha, big nephew, your spear is really good! In the future, I will introduce you to the Li family's mistress, and you two should have a good fight!" After a round of fighting, Monkey King jumped out of the ring with a vain move, and faced Ding Ding cheerfully. Li said.