Self-Help Handbook of Strange Flowers to Die [Comprehensive]

Tang Monk and his disciples arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, and what they saw and heard, Bajie and Wukong couldn't help laughing at the stern tone of the temple master.

Xuanzang was afraid of talking too much, so he urged a few disciples to drink horses and cook a meal, and he meditated alone in the guest room.Just at this time, the Qingfengmingyue Erdaotong sent two fleshy, pink and tender fruits, like a sleeping child, half sitting on a piece of emerald green leaves.

That Xuanzang is only a mortal child with naked eyes now, so naturally he doesn't know the treasures of the fairy family, he regards the ginseng fruit as a newborn child, no matter how Qingfeng Mingyue explains it, he doesn't believe it, so he just asks them to take it away quickly.

Qingfeng Mingyue had no choice but to take the two fruits back to the house and eat them all.During the period, there was some talk about the magic of the ginseng fruit, but Bajie next door listened to it.

Zhu Bajie has a good mouth, hearing that there is such a treasure in this temple, how could he not be moved.But he also knew that his abilities were not good, and now that he was in the pig's womb, his abilities were only three or two levels left, so he instigated Monkey King to find the magical fruit.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong took the golden hammer without hesitation, and then went to the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple to look for the ginseng fruit tree.When I got to the deepest part of the temple, I found a courtyard in which there was a tree more than a thousand feet high and seven or eight feet in circumference.

The branches of the tree really bore a lot of children-like fruits, which looked familiar.

Sun Wukong thought about it, and recalled that at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, didn't his little calf's eldest nephew give him such a fruit to eat?

Probably because the memories of that time were too comfortable, the taste of the fruit was beautified thousands of times in Sun Wukong's mouth, which made him salivate.

He didn't think too much about how his eldest nephew got the fruit, he just thought that he must taste it again, so he took the golden hammer and knocked down a fruit without the slightest hesitation.

He never thought that after the fruit fell to the ground, he turned over and burrowed into the soil and disappeared. He is not a good-tempered person, but he immediately felt that the land was greedy for the delicious fruit, so he stamped his feet to summon the land to come out.

"Great Sage, what are your orders for summoning the little god?" Although the land is a righteous god, he is only a low-level Sanxian cultivation base, and he dare not be negligent in the slightest.

Sun Wukong said "hey hey", "My old grandson is a famous thief in the world. Back then, no one dared to share with me when I stole flat peaches, imperial wine, and elixir. How come you stole one of his fruits today and you whipped me?" The head is gone!"

How dare the land touch this fruit?Even if I have been working here for many years, I can only smell it on weekdays.So he talked about the characteristic of the fruit that can drill when it meets the soil, and that the ground where the fruit tree is located is so hard that even pig iron can't drill a hole.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong tried it with the golden cudgel. The ground was really hard, and he knew that he had wrongly blamed the ground, so he waved him away.

After the land was gone, he never gave up. He picked three fruits on his own, pocketed them in his lapel, put them in his arms and went back to the kitchen.

The brothers and sisters did not mention eating ginseng fruit, but Qingfeng Mingyue heard about it.The two boys suspected that they had eaten the fruit, so they went to count the number in the garden, and sure enough, there were four missing, so they scolded Xuanzang with eloquence, and the obscenity lost the slightest demeanor of a fairy.

It is not easy to find such two light-hearted, short-tempered and sharp-tongued little Taoist boys in the Wuzhuang Temple. In fact, the layout and planning began more than a thousand years ago.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong was enraged, couldn't stand the insults, and turned into a figure, but his real body went to the place where the spiritual roots of heaven and earth were. The tree also arrived, its roots were broken, the fruit fell on the ground and got into the soil, and the branches and leaves scattered miserably around.

After finishing this encounter, Monkey King returned to the past, put away the fake body, and pretended that he never left.

The two Taoist boys also scolded dryly. Seeing that Tang Seng was silent at all, he also felt that he had acted too much just now. He guessed that he might have made a mistake, so he went to the garden to count them again, lest the trees be tall and the leaves dense. Yes, I really missed which one, it would be bad to offend Master's old friend.

It's just that when the two of them opened the gate of the garden, they immediately felt like a thunderbolt - the ginseng fruit tree fell to the ground, its branches were scattered, and there was no trace of the spiritual root of heaven and earth?

The two of them languished on the ground, and after a long while, Mingyue said first: "It must be that monk with a sloppy face and a thunderous mouth!" .

The two agreed to only say that they had made a mistake in counting, so as to keep the monks safe and cook when the master returned.I never thought that Sun Wukong would use a few sleepy bugs to overwhelm two Taoist boys in the middle of the night, and then he would lead the horse and lead the people away.

The master and the disciples ran all night, Xuanzang blamed Wukong for stealing the fruit, and he was so tired that he stayed up all night and fled with the name of infamy.

Seeing that the sky was bright, the five of them finally slowed down.At this time, Fang Yang also returned to Wuzhuang Temple.

Qingfeng Mingyue was fascinated by Monkey King's spell. After the spell was solved, naturally there was no reason to be troubled, so she complained to Fang Yang, saying that the monk from the east stole the fruit and pushed down the ginseng fruit tree.The two of them managed to trap the master and the disciples, but they were fascinated by the spell again and let those people escape.

Ding Li also found it funny to see the two thousand-year-olds suing like children.It's just that this trick has to go on forever, so Fang Yang ordered his disciples to prepare torture tools, saying that he was going to arrest a few people and come back to avenge his fruit trees.

He was impatient to toss about this, so he waited in the courtyard.Sure enough, after one hour and three quarters, Fang Yang came back with his master and apprentice.

At this time, Fang Yang had a beard on his face, and his face was a little older.Sun Wukong is impatient to remember irrelevant people, so naturally he can't recognize Fang Yang as the person who accompanied his eldest nephew to see him.

Fang Yang also just pretended that he had never known him before, and asked someone to bring a whip to beat a few people to vent their anger.Xuanzang blamed several apprentices for being thieves and hurting himself, and Sun Wukong also felt a little guilty, so he let out the hard words, and he alone received the number of whips from everyone.

Although Sun Wukong is only the cultivation base of Taiyi Sanxian, he also ate countless heavenly spirits and earthly treasures back then, and Laojun used a gossip furnace to help him digest the mana in his body. Even though the whip is not a mortal thing, it is just a tickle generally.On the contrary, the torturer who was whipped was exhausted first.

The four masters and apprentices were tied to the pillars in front of the hall. Seeing that it was getting late, Fang Yang knew that there would be another one tomorrow, so he ordered today to stop.

At night, the four masters and apprentices escaped again, but were taken back by Fang Yang's Qiankun sleeve.

This time it was not as easy to talk as yesterday. An oil pan was set up in the open space in front of Wuzhuang Temple, and Fang Yang pretended to be angry and wanted to fry Monkey King in the oil pan.

Even though Sun Wukong knew that it was a trivial matter for him to put the frying pan on, he just didn't want to, so he dropped a thousand catties, and no matter how many people came, he finally lifted him up with difficulty.It's just that when Sun Wukong was thrown into the pot, Wukong was made of a stone lion, and the pot was leaked.As for True Wukong, he had already escaped and hid in the clouds in the sky.

Fang Yang was amused, so he pointed to Xuanzang and said, "If you can't blow him up, you can blow up his master." Then he ordered his disciples to change the pot and add oil to turn the fire on again.

As soon as these words came out, Sun Wukong couldn't stand on the sidelines, so he had no choice but to press Luoyun's head and put his hands on his hips to help his master put the oil in the pan.

Fang Yang is angry and funny. Although this monkey is stubborn, his sincerity is more sincere than anyone else in times of crisis.

He stepped forward, stretched out his hand to grab Sun Wukong's wrist, and said without further embarrassment: "If you want to expose this matter, you must save my ginseng fruit tree. Otherwise, even if I go to Leiyin Temple in Lingshan, the Tathagata will die." Give me one back." He looked at Xuanzang, who was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a little disappointed.

When Ge Yinzhen Yuanzi and Fang Yang entrusted themselves, their memories were also entrusted.At that time, Jin Chanzi was not as annoying and irresponsible as he is now.

Sun Wukong didn't notice Fang Yang's gaze. When he heard Fang Yang's words, he laughed "hey hey": "You said it earlier, but you want to live a tree. What's the problem? You said it earlier, where is it?" And this entanglement?"

Fang Yang smiled lightly and said nothing, without this entanglement, wouldn't you be a catastrophe?

Seeing that Fang Yang didn't speak, Sun Wukong didn't need him to answer: "If you let my master go, how about I save your tree?"

Fang Yang thought of Zhen Yuanzi's previous entrustment, and changed it to entrustment, holding Sun Wukong's wrist and said: "If you save my tree, I will become a brother of your eighth acquaintance!"

Sun Wukong was naturally happy, made a three-day promise, explained it to his master and younger brother, and left with somersaulting clouds.

Here Monkey King left, Tang Seng and the others remained in Wuzhuang Temple as hostages, so Fang Yang led Ding Li, who had never shown himself in the apse, to the courtyard of the ginseng fruit tree.

I saw the ginseng fruit tree lying on the ground, its branches and leaves scattered, it was really desolate.However, Fang Yang knew that the fruit tree would definitely survive, and he was not sad. Together with Ding Li, he picked a branch that was full and had no fruit stems, broke it off, and put it in the mutton fat jade bottle in the space world to keep it.

The mutton fat jade bottle was originally able to rejuvenate a dead tree, but it is a pity that this ginseng fruit tree is the spiritual root of heaven and earth, and it needs a lot of vitality. Now it is inserted into the bottle, but it only has a little vitality. There is no such thing as thousands of years.

But this is enough, after all, there is still a bunch of hair that Fang Yang cut off by himself, which has taken root and grown into a ginseng fruit forest.

Fang Yang touched the ginseng fruit tree that fell on the ground, and couldn't help but sigh: "This was originally one of my fingers. After years of nourishment, it has grown like my arm. If Kumarajiva comes, this arm will change again. Finger back."

The fingers and arms in his words were not real. After all, Zhenyuanzi was originally a ginseng fruit tree, and the current ginseng fruit tree is just a branch of the original body.

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But he said that Sun Wukong left the Wuzhuang Temple and visited the Four Emperors and Three Islands but found nothing, so he had to ask the three elders to go to the Wuzhuang Temple and share with Zhen Yuanzi for more time, and he finally asked for Nanhai Guanshiyin.

Avalokitesvara had long been concerned about the ginseng fruit tree, so naturally she didn't make it difficult. She followed Monkey King to Wuzhuang Temple, and wrote a character of "resurrecting the dead" on Monkey King's hand, asking him to bring the fruit tree back to life.

Fang Yang watched clearly from the side, this Avalokitesvara was clearly using Sun Wukong's mana realm to save the ginseng fruit tree, but he used the nectar in the mutton fat jade bottle as a cover.

It's a pity that Sun Wukong doesn't know now. From then on, I'm afraid his cultivation level will never increase again. This person taught by the West is really hateful!

Fortunately, Zhen Yuanzi had expected it a long time ago, so he used the incident of sworn worship to break the calculation of the Western religion.At that time, Monkey King will achieve the great sage and escape from the Three Realms and Five Elements, and he will naturally understand the joints.

Therefore, after the ginseng fruit tree was rescued, Fang Yang stepped forward and pinched Monkey King's wrist, followed the life gate on Monkey King's wrist, and made up for the realm that Monkey King lost because of saving the branched ginseng fruit tree. Arm in arm, they bowed to the heaven and the earth, and swore an oath of sympathy.

The smile on Avalokitesvara's face could hardly be maintained, but she still responded to the scalp's fake relief, as if she was very satisfied with the fact that the two of them turned their fight into a jade silk.

Afterwards, Fang Yang asked someone to knock down ten more fruits and held a small fruit party. After the host and guests were happy, the three elders and Avalokitesvara left, and the five masters and apprentices went on the road, and Longevity Mountain returned to calm.

Fang Yang and Ding Li calculated that the master and apprentice were still a long way from the Kusongjian, so they were not in a hurry to leave.Fang Yang was also happy to see that Qingfeng Mingyue finally grew up after experiencing this incident.After all, Zhen Yuanzi entrusted his apprentice to him so that he could act cheaply under Zhen Yuanzi's shell, so he couldn't do nothing, right?

He stayed in the temple to teach his disciples, and occasionally helped Ding Li enter the space world to maintain ginseng fruit trees, and the time passed quickly.Ding Li, on the other hand, experienced the way of nourishing and nourishing in the water through the spring of resurrection transformed into the realm of Monkey King, and he didn't feel bored for a long time.

One day, when Ding Li was exhausted from researching the way of nourishing and nourishing, Dao Tong came in to report.

It turned out that the little goblin from Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian came to report that monk Tang and his disciples had arrived in Wuji Kingdom.Seeing that after the Wuji Kingdom is the Withered Pine Stream, although the little goblin doesn't know why the king asked them to watch the progress of several monks' footsteps, she still came to report.

"It's about time." Ding Li calculated that it had been more than three hundred years since he came to this world.At the beginning, Zhen Yuanzi said that he would entrust his body to Fang Yang for 400 years, and Iron Fan Xian also said that he and the Bull Demon King had been married for 400 years. Now it is not long, and the time is coming.

Thinking about it this way, they may not have much time in this world, but there are still many things they want to do!Ding Li has always wanted to meet Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun in Guanjiangkou, and also wanted to meet the Great God of Sanyuan Haihui.It's just that we haven't seen each other all the time, it seems that we have to hurry up.

In addition, there is the "Eight Nine Xuan Gong", with 72 changes, even though Ding Li can't learn it by himself, he can't resist his curiosity and wants to have a look.

In this way, I really wasted a lot of time before.

"Come to your master and tell me that I'm going to visit the withered pine stream." Ding Li was thinking about other things, and ordered the little Taoist boy.

Xiao Daotong naturally obeyed the order and left immediately.

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The master and apprentice left the Wuji country for about half a month, when they suddenly saw a high mountain that soared to the sky.The clouds on the high mountain are really strange, there are both misty white clouds and mist like fairy clouds, and there are also dark and frightening monster clouds.After walking for more than ten miles, I felt hot and dry.

The original lush trees were all gone, but there were many dead trees standing on both sides of the path.A few miles further on, there was a red glowing cloud of fire churning and rolling in the mountains, enveloping the whole valley, making it hard for people to see the situation in the valley clearly.

It's not that Ding Li is playing tricks, but that the valley is the breeding base of the Huoyun Cave Collective Breeding Farm in Kusongjian.If Ding Li didn't cover up that place, he might reveal his secrets. After all, no monster that raises livestock wants to eat people!

The little goblin in the sales department of the breeding base looked at the five masters and apprentices coming from afar and felt angry: Just to scare these monks from the east, their king ordered the mountain to be closed!Business can't be done!Because of this, several of the orders he got had to be pushed!

You must know that the sales department has a share. Who doesn't envy their sales department among the little monsters in the base?If he wins those orders, he will be the sales leader next year!Now it's all messed up by these few monks, it's really hateful!

It's just that even though I think these monks are hateful, what the king told me must be done!So the little goblin turned into a seven-year-old child, naked and without any clothes. He tied his hands and feet with hemp rope and hung him from the top of a dead pine tree, shouting: "Help! Help!"

Originally, Ding Li should have done this, but how could Fang Yang like Ding Li hanging naked like this?And wait a while and let Monkey King carry it on his back!

Even though Ding Li was only using Hong Boy's body at this time, Fang Yang was not happy.So in the end this job can only be handed over to a goblin.

Xuanzang was walking on the horse, and vaguely heard a child crying for help, so he couldn't help reining in the horse: "Apprentices, why did I hear a child crying for help?"

Someone asked for help in the deep mountains and old forests, and Monkey King naturally suspected that there were monsters.He persuaded Xuanzang to stop, saying that he was a servant.Xuanzang was not very sure at first, but he was shaken after being persuaded by Monkey King, so he had to move on.

But it was more than one mile back, when Xuanzang heard the cry for help again.How could Sun Wukong not know that there is something weird in it?So he resorted to a trick and fooled Xuanzang away again.

The little demon in the sales department was suffocating and holding her breath, and felt that these monks were very hateful, so she recovered her body and went forward with flapping wings. She must stop the road to let the king's plan come true!

So not too far away, the little goblin hung at a place where Xuanzang could just see it.Xuanzang naturally wanted to go forward to rescue him, but he was about to get off his horse when Sun Wukong stopped him: "Master, don't go, I'm afraid it's a monster!"

Xuanzang scolded Sun Wukong, "That's clearly a child, so what kind of monster is it?"