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talk'. "

Of course, I would have slipped away by the time he got back from making coffee.Xiaobai will catch me and "talk" with me in his next life.

He sighed, put his hands on his hips, and said to me, "Are you going to stay here? I told you in advance that if I get back from making coffee and you're gone, I won't be making American meatloaf for the next year." I'll eat it for you."

He is so verbose.

I stood on the second floor, leaning on the railing, waiting for Xiaobai to come back amidst the crowds.In the midst of boredom, he saw Fang Huang approaching from the hall downstairs, with a breezy face and a smile on his face, kindly leading an idiot-looking dandy to visit one wing corridor.

If I didn't know that this was the legendary intern, I would have thought it was her illegitimate child.

Xiaobai came with two cups of coffee and gave me one. Before he could open his mouth, I said, "Bet, for 500 yuan, I can make that intern very miserable within one sentence."

Xiaobai poked his head out and glanced at Fang Huang and the intern who had walked downstairs, and said, "One thousand."

He will regret it immediately.I yelled downstairs: "Mom!" Fang Huang raised her head, Dandan stopped by her side, I took the coffee cup from Xiaobai's hand and poured it down, then quickly stuffed it back into Xiaobai's hand, the whole process was smooth and smooth.When the dandy who was drenched in coffee looked at us in horror, I held my own coffee in both hands to show my innocence, and said sincerely: "Little Bai slipped his hand, I prove that he didn't mean it."

Xiao Bai took a deep breath, smiled embarrassedly and shyly, and said, "I... I'm really sorry."

I took a sip of coffee complacently, and the next moment, it sprayed out and spilled all over myself.

The coffee is spicy and he spikes my coffee?I glared at Xiaobai, the little bastard.He stroked his hair calmly, and his smile was even more endearing.

Fang Huang frowned and gave the intern a wink. Wendy comforted the intern and took him to deal with the coat.Fanghuang looked at Xiaobai and me with a half-smile and a low voice, so he always spoke softly and creepily: "You two, come to my office in 10 minutes."

Ten minutes later, Xiaobai and I were outside Fanghuang's office.I murmured, "It's like going back to fifth grade."

Xiaobai lowered his voice: "The fifth grade is 11 years old, and you are at most eight years old."

Fang Huang opened the door, her chest almost hit me: "Come in." She supported the desk, saw Xiao Bai from me, and said to Xiao Bai: "You go back first." Then she turned to me: "Your question What is it?"

It's not fair!Why doesn't Xiaobai have to be reprimanded by the director of the teaching department?I watched Xiaobai walk out the door with a sigh of relief, and shouted: "I hate the intern you hired! I hate idiots, I hate the trash who walks through the back door. He can appear here not because he is qualified to work here, but because he Whose son, whose nephew."

Fang Huang took off her reading glasses: "You know, you can go to work at [-] o'clock and leave work at [-] o'clock every day as you like. It's because of me whether you love to come or not. And I can give you this permission because of the relationship between me and these young masters. Dad and uncle are on good terms, right?"

I shrug.

Fang Huang said: "You don't like interns. I have reached an agreement with his uncle and dad. He just wants your name to appear on his resume to make his resume look better. Sign his letter of recommendation, and he I won’t really come to practice.”

I pursed my lips.

She sighed softly and looked at me, her face was too hard for a woman, her eyes were soft without glasses: "You will sign his letter of recommendation, right?"

I said, "Swap." She gave me the answer, and I signed that idiot's letter of recommendation. "Are you Xiaobai's love interest?"

She paused for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Do you really think so? How much younger is Xiaobai than me, 22 or 23? I take this as your compliment to me. So Xiaobai——you these few days Avoiding him, because of this?"

I am silent.

She opened the drawer to get cigarettes and a lighter, but stopped halfway.I frowned, noticing that she was not looking well, God knows how long it took her to hide the bags under her eyes.Fang Huang said: "As long as I am still here, I will protect you for a day. But what if I am not here for a day."

I said stubbornly, "You won't."

She said: "I didn't fall in love with Xiaobai, Xiaobai didn't love me. Me and Xiaobai, to you, it's like a mother and a classmate. Your fragile little heart can't stand it, good son, 'Mom' won't give you this kind of stimulation. Now, get out and have a good talk with Xiaobai."

"Cupid's War" reset to zero when I thought it was going to be over, but I dare not restart it again.I didn't go to talk to Xiaobai either, I didn't plan to talk to him until I figured out what I was afraid of.I never fight an uncertain battle.

Next Monday I went to see Wu Qisheng and brought her favorite lesbian movies, as if everything was business as usual.We lay on two recliners and watched the screen, each with a tube of potato chips.I said casually, "It's not Fang Huang."

"Wow." She stuffed potato chips into her mouth again.

I said maliciously: "Is it a sigh of relief? It is still possible for you to get back together with her."

She stuffed another handful of potato chips: "Are we going to talk about my non-existent love life here, or something else? For example, what are your plans for Christmas, and this year you will go to LeSaint-Amour with Xiaobai?"

It was a French restaurant.I said, "Probably not."

She asked, "Oh?"

Because I'm still avoiding Xiaobai, but I don't want to tell her.I held my heart and said, "Because Xiaobai was shocked last year. The chef thought he and I were a couple and gave us heart-shaped pumpkin puff cakes."

She gave me a complicated look: "Well."

I glanced at her: "You 'um' what?"

Wu Qisheng said: "You and Xiaobai, two men, go to a French restaurant where you have to make a reservation and wear formal clothes for five consecutive years to have dinner for two on Christmas Eve. Even if you go to have Valentine's Day candlelight dinner for five consecutive years, it is not much better .”

I asked, "So what do you want to say?"

Wu Qisheng folded the empty bag of potato chips and said, "What I'm going to say next, I'm not your doctor when I'm talking... Logically speaking, I can't be your friend."

I didn't look at her, and she started saying, "You guys spend Christmas together every year, the only holiday you value, and you choose to be with him, and he chooses to be with you."

"He sleeps in your apartment, your second bedroom is reserved for him, you both slept in the same bed, you complained about him putting his conditioner, shampoo, shower gel, hair dryer in the bathroom of your second bedroom Hair cream and skin care products, he showers and sleeps in your apartment, even though you live 5 minutes away.”

"You're in the same squash club - if I'm wrong, feel free to point it out - you mentioned that there aren't enough showers, you guys usually eat at the weekend restaurant after squash, I'm assuming to save time, you're in the same shower take a bath."

"He cooks for you, and you allow him to feed you. You share food, eat each other's leftovers, and even share a spoon or fork when utensils are low."

"Your clothes are dry cleaned together. You think wearing a tie is a submission to social rules so you don't want to have a tie. Wear his tie when necessary."

I scoffed, "You want to prove how gay I am with my best friend?"

She shook her head and said in a tone of discovery: "I want to say that you enjoy each other's company, you understand each other, you can communicate effectively, and you know each other like your right and left hands. Except for the fact that you don't go to bed, you get along well. It's almost like a couple of 20 years, I actually don't think you don't have ... sexual attraction, you like physical touch, it's just overly familiar to cover up the sexual attraction."

I close my eyes.I haven't mentioned that teddy bear dream to Wu Qisheng yet.

When she couldn't see it, her voice became strange: "I find it very strange why you turn a blind eye to these things. Excluding yourself in the process of finding Xiaobai's sweetheart, there is really a list of 'suspects', You should be the first candidate...Don't say that you didn't think of yourself because you are too familiar with Xiaobai, you have always been a person who can dig out clues from the ordinary, and to be honest, you used this ability It's annoying when you're on your body. The only explanation I can think of is that you don't want Xiaobai to like you - it's too light to say 'don't hope', your hands are shaking, are you afraid that it's you? You What are you afraid of?"

I am silent.

In the silence I could hear her breathing and mine.

She finally took the initiative to speak, her voice was actually very gentle, and said, "I have some guesses, and I will tell them."

Me: "If I don't want to hear it, you won't say it."

She said: "No. But you don't have to answer." She asked: "Your relationship with your parents..."

I cut her off rudely: "No, we don't communicate."

She paused for a while and asked, "Which one of your parents used violence against you for a long time?"

I mocked: "He doesn't think it's violence, it's just necessary discipline."

She asked, "Your mother, didn't try to stop him?"

I said, "She doesn't believe me."

She asked, "Is this disbelief... related to your migraines?"

I am silent.

She had a migraine and couldn't believe I was having a migraine.She thinks I imitate her headaches, use them as an excuse to avoid anything I want to avoid, liar kid from Wolf Cry.

Wu Qisheng said: "Many people think that adults only have migraine headaches. In fact, migraine headaches can occur in children as young as three years old, and they are often ignored by parents."

For the first time, I was so painful that I vomited, covered in cold sweat, but felt vaguely relieved, thinking that this time I finally had evidence to prove that I wasn't pretending, but they still didn't believe me.see vomit very