cupid battle

There was a traffic jam on the road—a car accident—a series of 21 collisions, and I could hear the sound of blood rushing in the aorta.

He didn't fuck me, I didn't have nightmares because he fucked me.He had nothing to do with this dream, he slept soundly.I actually dreamed that I molested a teddy bear while my best friend was asleep in my bed.

I ran out of the room like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. I didn't have time to put on slippers on my bare feet. I didn't know what I was afraid of.

What a fucking morning.

I'm going crazy.

First, "Cupid's Great War" was deadlocked, and then I dreamed that I molested a teddy bear, shouldn't that thing be asexual?

I asked Hei Zai to hang a repair sign on the outside of the men's room, let people who hold back their urine climb the stairs, and listened to the Vienna New Year Symphony in the men's room.

I asked Hei Zi to read the quotations from Sherlock Holmes, and he recognized them word by word, sometimes with a long pause between words: "'Don't let a person's appearance affect your judgment, this is the most important thing. Feelings affect reason of.'"

Completely correct.I said, "It turns out that it's a bad idea to observe Xiaobai up close. I'm too close to him to damage my objectivity."

Hei Zi went on to read: "Crime is like a red thread that runs through the ordinary and unentangled life. Our duty is to find it, strip it off, and show it to people in every detail..." "

I suddenly said, "I shouldn't observe Xiaobai up close, I should observe Xiaobai from a long distance."

Hei Zai was still at a loss: "'Everything in the world is like a chain; we only need to see one link to know the nature of the whole...'"

I said: "I'm going to focus on 'Cupid's Great War' - if there is an unknown woman, I must have seen her name at least once on a certain ring..." Now the question is how to get from so many names, Locate her among so many people.

Hei Zai read: "'No matter how flawless a crime is, as long as it is committed by humans, there is no unsolvable reason...'"

So who is the nameless woman? "Hackers, regard themselves as the center of the universe, paranoid, do whatever it takes to achieve their goals", add a little more, maybe more than one or two years older than Xiaobai.

...a thought came to mind.

An outstanding hacker who refuses to obey social norms, has close contacts with Xiaobai but has never aroused my suspicion, and is more than three or five years older than Xiaobai.

A skylight opened with a bang, and Hei Zai said seriously: "'First of all, we must rule out all impossible conclusions, then the rest, no matter how bizarre and unbelievable, must be irrefutable facts... Maybe the rest are Several explanations, and if so, must be confirmed one by one, until at last only one well-founded explanation remains . . . '"

That unknown woman.

The most unlikely and irrefutable fact.

Too much familiarity blinds my eyes.

The prime suspect is, I never considered—

Hold.Fang Huang.

Venus2247, I didn't think of Fang Huang, because no one thought of her as a female hacker during her active period.Everyone thinks Venus2247 is a man, hackers are sexist, and everyone who can climb to the top of a field is a man.

She is also the most mysterious person, Venus2247 is no longer active, changed her name and surname to "Fanghuang".I have known her for ten years, and I have searched countless times, but I can't find her offline identity when Venus2247 was active before she was "Fanghuang".

But I know who knows.

Next Monday I took the initiative to meet Wu Qisheng.

She opened the door and saw me, closed the door and checked the schedule again, opened the door again and said, "If I remember correctly, I should see you for two hours next Monday instead of one hour this Monday and one hour next Monday? "

I said, "I took the schedule apart."

She clicked her tongue to confirm: "You hacked my schedule. Did you know that there is a way of communication called calling my assistant to reschedule."

I looked fake and confused: "I called your assistant to reschedule, isn't your assistant going to change your schedule? Can we skip these details, Dr. Wu?"

She sat down comfortably on the recliner: "Didn't you bring any lesbian adult movies to share with Dr. Wu today?"

I said: "I suspect that I have a brain lesion, the biggest possibility is Alzheimer's, but I have not noticed memory loss. I will do neuropsychological evaluation and memory tests to confirm. At the same time, I will be given CT, NMRI and PET to rule out Other possibilities."

She opened the memo: "If you must suspect that you have a disease beginning with 'Az', try Azberg." specification.I didn't bother to pay attention to her, so she raised her head and looked at me vigilantly: "Are you serious? Tell me first, what makes you think that your brain may be diseased or degenerated. I can't just scan your brain."

I said, "You are not the only psychiatrist. If you don't give it, I will give it to another."

She said disapprovingly: "You know your boss; I also know your boss, she will let you change doctors even if I lose."

"'You know my boss'." I repeated, staring at her.

Her expression changed slightly, and finally her face showed fatigue.

She "knew" Fang Huang, but she didn't even dare to call her by her name.Wu Qisheng pouted, pressed his temples, and said: "You don't worry about you having Alzheimer's at all, you know you say that, I will start to worry about you having Alzheimer's. You let me focus on whether you have Alzheimer's or not. Maybe there's Alzheimer's on, so you can get the word out. You want to know about my relationship with... her."

I am silent.

She said: "You took advantage of my worry about you, but I only worry about you if I care about you. It's not a good habit to take advantage of other people's concern for you, Xia Qi. "

I continued to remain silent, and then said: "Xiaobai may... be with Fang Huang."

She bit her lip like a little girl: "It's...unlikely, but nothing is absolute. Why are you telling me this?"

I know what she thinks, I am unhappy and I want to make others unhappy.Xiaobai and Fang Huang are together, hiding from me together, which means I have been double-betrayed.The only two people in my life, the strongest and most persistent people, finally ran out of energy and decided to get out of my life.The most ironic thing is that I believed that this day would come, but I didn't expect these two people to leave together in this way.

I said, "I'm sorry."

She winked at me and said as nonchalantly as possible: "I want to tell you that it's impossible for her and Xiaobai. It's too long. I... don't know her now."

That day I received a message from Fang Huang asking me to return to AllSa temporarily.We were eating potato chips again, Wu Qisheng licked his fingers and asked, "Why?"

I shook my phone at her: "Work is calling."

Walking into the gate, Wendy was still sitting at the front desk, and I went up and knocked on the countertop: "Show me the votes and bets."

Her slender and high eyebrows raised: "Are you avoiding Xiaobai these days?"

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, and stared at the votes on the little angel list, Xiaobai was only a little short, which is good.

Wendy's expression suddenly became very subtle: "By the way, congratulations."

what did I say?"

She gloated and said: "Congratulations, you are about to welcome an intern you directly report to. This matter has been spread all over this morning, but no one likes you, so no one mentioned it to you. Xiaobai wanted to tell you, but you I've been avoiding him for the past few days."

Everyone hates me, but I hate going to work.

I chant falsely: "This is the warmth in the world, the mutual love among colleagues."

Wendy glanced behind me, and said with a very happy face: "You just missed the last chance to escape - Xiaobai is behind you at eight o'clock."

I have heard Xiaobai's voice, gentle and polite: "Thank you, Wendy." I turned my head away, and he said calmly, "Are you avoiding me these days?"

Why is this the first thing everyone says when they see me?Me: "Wow."

We walked into the elevator, Xiaobai looked directly at the elevator door, and said, "But you are not angry with me, you ate American meatloaf sandwiches, and the breakfast I brought you every day these days."

I stared at him: "How do you know?"

I haven't appeared in front of him these days, but I keep track of his movements.Hei Zai would bring me his trash every day at noon, yes, I would dig through his trash.The second day of his sleepover, he woke up long gone and brought me an American meatloaf sandwich, but my office door was locked.He couldn't give it to me, and finally gave up by the afternoon, throwing the sandwich in the trash.I rummaged through the cleaners' storage room that afternoon to find sandwiches, his trash cans were as clean as his drawers, and the used tea bags were all back in little paper bags.

The sandwiches were wrapped carefully, long before they spoiled, I lay on the water tank in the storage room to take apart the sandwiches and ate them, foraging for Xiaobai’s American-style meatloaf from the trash can, so what, I wanted to fill my stomach I've had worse.

But how does Xiaobai know that I rummaged through his trash, unless——

I said, "You went through my trash."

Xiaobai pressed the bridge of his nose: "I'm sorry... no, why should I apologize. I learned from you."

The corners of my mouth could not be controlled to rise: "Nice job." You were spoiled by me.

Xiao Bai smiled, then sullenly knew he shouldn't laugh, and said, "We need to talk."

I was surprised: "Your tone is as if we have been married for ten years and now we are going through divorce and property division."

Then he said, before he covered his face in despair: "Go make two cups of coffee and I'll talk to you"