cupid battle

Friends not made with sympathy, but with the best.Even if he proposes to someone he loves, best friends still occupy a part of his life.

I said, "And you are an angel on earth. It's a pity that the poster only wrote that you broke my skateboard and made me wrestle in the hallway. When I finished my two days off, everyone in AllSa was carrying a card with my four The mug of the photo of feet falling over the sky, without writing that you made me eat a big bag of gummy bears, and that goddamn candy made me live in the toilet all night."

Xiaobai made a stop gesture and said, "First, the number of times I rebelled against you was less than one-tenth of the number of times you beat me. Second, during the gummy bear incident, you had a bad cold and didn't go to work for a week. , I went to your apartment to see how you were doing, and you vomited blood in front of my face—you really scared me."

So he bought a big pack of gummy bears and put his name on them and put them in the refrigerator in the pantry, knowing that I would steal his snacks.

I have a good reason: "But you owe me, I never hurt you physically."

That time when I was dehydrated, Xiaobai pressed the bridge of his nose again: "I have explained it a hundred times, I didn't know that your reaction to sugar alcohol would be so strong. And after two years, you are still using this to manipulate me guilt."

"Some knowledge is often used and always new." I pushed the meat pie plate and fork and spoon onto the coffee table: "Congratulations, you won the first prize tonight, washing the dishes."

He leaned on the sofa: "I don't want to do housework anymore today, I will wash it tomorrow, I promise."

"You're so lazy."

He looked at me with that silent accusation that he didn't bother to speak, and I shut up and handed him another beer.

We were at midnight, and he looked across the living room and asked me, "Have you ever played that piano, since last year?"

I received a piano last year, a Christmas gift of [-] kilograms, from an anonymous giver, Xiaobai and Fanghuang in partnership.

Of course these two people knew that I played the piano, or had played the piano.Until now, when I am bored, I put my feet on the table, put my hands on my thighs, and subconsciously play the piano with my thighs.

I didn't speak, Xiaobai asked softly: "Can I play your piano?" He has a kind of innocent cunning, maybe because of the beer, his eyes are like brown wet glass, shining brightly.I still didn't speak, he got up from the sofa, his movements were not as sensitive as usual, and he went straight to the piano.

The piano cover was lifted, and he put one hand on the keys, like many beginners who can't play the piano, put five fingers for a while, and played the piano key by key like a woodpecker.

Do——Re—Mi——Fa—Sol—Sol—Sol—Fa—Mi——

Fa——Fa——Fa——Mi——Re——Do——Mi——Sol——

The doll and the bear dance.

I can hear the children singing: the doll and the bear dance, dance and dance, one two one.

It's so boring and annoying.

Why can't he play songs other than the nursery rhyme etudes in the first lesson of the introduction.

Before I realized it, I stood up and walked to the piano. He turned to look at me, and played the nursery rhyme for two consecutive bars without stopping.I sat down next to him, and every key sound wanted to comfort and urge me to put my hands on the keys.

I haven't touched the keys for a long time, after I escaped from that place.I put my left hand on the keys, and he sat on the same piano bench as me, turned his head to look at me, but did not stop pointing and urging gently.

I tried to think only of the anger I had just had and nothing else.It was insulting for him to play a monosyllabic nursery rhyme in front of me, and I felt my left hand press the key, and soon the second note, thumb and little finger, then middle finger.Xiaobai can't play monosyllabic nursery rhymes in front of me, so at least I have to add a triad for him.Not for him, but for my ears and mind not to be damaged by nursery rhymes.

I miss beats, my sounds are flimsy, my fingers are rusty, my wrists are stiff.But he didn't change his constant speed, and I gradually regained my pace.There are fewer mistakes and omissions, and the gears that have not been turned for a long time are finally oiled, and they are running smoothly.We seem to have a tacit understanding naturally, like when I hand him the bowl when he is cooking, like his right hand cooperates with my left hand.The impromptu triad became an impromptu seventh chord, and I closed my eyes, Xiaobai could hear me showing off my skills even if he didn't know how to play the piano.He took his hand away and I was playing alone, half a note up.When I came back to my senses, the sound of my piano echoed in the whole apartment, and the light-effect flame of the fake fireplace was burning briskly. Xiaobai sat beside me with a loose shirt collar, looking at my hands very relaxedly, I He didn't ignore the slight curve of his mouth.

He wanted me to play, but never asked me why I didn't play.I don't remember how long I played it, it's strange how long after you resist playing you start playing again, get over the initial lag and you can't take your hands off the keys anymore.Your hands seem to spontaneously want to make up for the lost time. I even think I can play all night if Xiaobai doesn't sit by my side.

I stopped, Xiaobai handed me a can of beer and put it on top of the piano.I didn't want to sort out my thoughts and tell him how I felt about playing the piano, but he didn't ask me either.We acted like nothing happened, just sat on a piano stool and drank beer.Xiao Bai closed the lid of the piano and said with a smile, "You know, the post I was following mistakenly made a mistake about the occasion when we met for the first time."

I replied: "Ha."

He shook his shoulders and laughed at my answer.That person thought Xiaobai met me in Fang Huang's office on the day Fang Huang interviewed him.I put a push-type horn in the chair opposite Fanghuang's desk in advance, and when people sit down, they will fart.Only Xiaobai is not afraid of danger.But that wasn't the first time we met.

Xiaobai looked at me with shining eyes, and slowly said: "We met for the first time, and you were wearing an evening dress."

I said, "Shut up."

It was a fundraising dinner, and Phoenix would have killed me if I didn't go.I racked my brains to reach an agreement with her. I only kept my tuxedo, white shirt and black tie for half an hour, and I was not allowed to speak or offend anyone.

Xiaobai went on to say with a smile: "Either Fanghuang took time out of his busy schedule to arrange your outfits, or you chose the clothes yourself—in fact, you have excellent taste. Since Fanghuang was so busy last time, I gave you clothes. She leaves it to me to choose dresses, and I'll say you have great taste."

He came to AllSa for an interview the next day, and I had already changed into a crumpled overnight T-shirt.

Me: "Shut up. Which word do you not understand?"

With smiles in his eyes and watery lips, he said, "Are you embarrassed? You were embarrassed because you were the most attractive man in the audience that night, and embarrassed because you have good taste?"

Alcohol reduces our self-control, and I threatened impatiently: "Just say one more word, and we will start a war tomorrow."

Then I stood up, pushed open the glass door and walked to the balcony. He followed behind me, never leaving. We sat down on the wicker chairs on the balcony. The furniture on the balcony was also left by the previous tenant.It was cold outside, a layer of snow fell on the eaves over the balcony railing, our breath turned white, but the lighting was beautiful, my balcony was facing a large Christmas tree between several apartments, and the tree was already wrapped in lights , The property fee is worth the money.

Xiao Bai changed the subject and said, "You like Christmas better than Spring Festival."

I said, "Stop pretending, you too, you just don't have the guts to say it. We both hate the concept of being together."

Christmas can be a "family holiday", but you can also have a good time by yourself, with friends or strangers, exchanging Merry Christmas and listening to Christmas carols.It emphasizes "giving yourself a good time", not sitting and eating with people who have no connection except blood.

Xiao Bai didn't deny it, he laughed at himself and asked, "What gift do you want for Christmas this year?"

I said, "You didn't ask last year."

He said: "The piano I gave you last year was played tonight, and I decided to give you a present that at least you will open that night."

My mouth responds in front of my brain: "... a teddy bear."

He froze, unable to hear clearly: "What?"

I wanted to bite off my tongue, where did the idea come from.I stared at the shining star on top of the Christmas tree and said in a flat voice: "I want a teddy bear."

I downed myself half a can of beer.Xiaobai was not joking, he smiled happily, his cheeks were slightly flushed, he raised his soda can to me, and cheered.

I fell asleep this night and dreamed of a giant teddy bear lying next to me, so damn coy.

And then... I wanted to kiss him.

A giant teddy bear, I want to kiss him.I watch porn, a guy without a girlfriend watches porn.Sometimes I watch niche stuff, I watch lesbian porn, maids being reprimanded by mistresses, spanking and bondage, mechanical fucks, but not... teddy bears.

I touch it, it's crazy, who would want such a pair of fluffy and soft cuties.Why do teddy bears make people want to kiss?Who would kiss a teddy bear forcibly, and who would rest assured that little boys and girls could still sleep with teddy bears who might be kissed by force?

Hold.The teddy bear has a human face. He was shy when I touched him, and opened his mouth slightly in surprise. Should I be relieved or feel more perverted? This teddy bear is a person wearing a teddy bear skin and only showing his face. The face can't be named, but it's so familiar, so familiar that it makes me uncomfortable——

I woke up suddenly from the dream, covered in sweat, looking at the ceiling.

I heard beside me... breathing lightly, the hairs on my back stood up, and Xiaobai was sleeping soundly on my bed with his back to me.

I got out of bed like an electric shock, threw away the quilt wrapped around my feet, and stood stiffly on the spot.

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