cupid battle

shadow instrument.Two black leather sofas that recline flat.

Half a minute later, Wu Qisheng came in.She cuts her boyish short hair with distinct layers, but she has a strange charm.The secretary sent two large tubes of potato chips.She said thank you, took off her high heels, threw them away, tiptoed to take out a blanket from the bookcase, nestled comfortably on the recliner, handed me the remote control, and said, "Let's get started, Xia Qi."

I pressed a key and the projector showed a picture.Last night's lesbian porn, "Smack the Neighbor Girl's Peachy Ass".

She is my psychiatrist, a Chinese-American, and a foreign psychiatrist is actually a psychiatrist, like all oncologists and cardiologists, who have finished medical school and have been a resident physician.

Fang Huang threw me to her five years ago, didn't give me a chance to choose, escorted me to her clinic every Monday, and paid her directly from my salary every month.

She told me on the first day: "I'm not going to force you to talk, you can do whatever makes you feel at ease until you're willing to talk to me about anything you want to talk about."

I said, "Anything?"

She winks at me.

So I downloaded a bunch of lesbian porn, BDSM, and put it in her clinic.She actually pulled up a recliner to watch with me, and bought Coke and potato chips from the vending machine.

I eat junk food with her and watch lesbian porn for two hours every two weeks, and in the midst of ummm boobs and ass, she asks, "How was your two weeks?"

The pink areola was close-up on the screen. I licked my lips and said, "Xiaobai is in love. He dare not tell me."

She also looked at the screen and said intently, "I heard you had a migraine on Friday, is that because of it?"

Of course Doctor Lesbian knew, Xiaobai told Fang Huang, and Fang Huang told her.

But is my headache because Xiaobai is in love?I didn't answer.She changed the question: "You don't want Xiaobai to fall in love?"

I said, "I don't want him dating someone I don't know."

She asked: "Why? Xiaobai is an adult. According to what you said, he is a person who is more mature than his age and likes to take care of others."

I said, "The problem is that he likes to take care of people. He doesn't refuse people at all."

She said, "Like?"

I said: "I have known him for six years, and I eat with him almost every day. I have never paid for it myself. He doesn't think it's a problem at all. He even buys for me on weekends and sometimes cooks breakfast for me." Fang Huang Having said that Xiaobai is almost raising me, I said: "If he falls in love, the relationship between us... will change."

She said: "You want me to believe that you don't want Xiaobai to fall in love, because after he falls in love, he will no longer be your good friend, and you can no longer take advantage of him."

I am silent.

She added: "I remember you said that Xiaobai once had a relationship with a girl. The hacker girl who sent you a link and wanted to challenge you."

She was talking about Huo Xiao. Huo Xiao sent me a link, trying to hook me up and hack me. In the end, I threw him into overlapping wormholes.She was able to crawl out within three days, she must have asked Xiao Bai for help.

Wu Qisheng asked: "When Xiaobai fell in love with her, did his attitude towards you change?"

She challenges me, she wants to become a better hacker.Xiaobai will stay up late at night to help her escape the wormhole, but will not simply ask me to undo the attack.

I said: "No." His attitude towards me has not changed.

"You know that if he falls in love again, it won't change his attitude towards you or your friendship." Wu Qisheng bit a piece of potato chips and said, "But you would rather tell others that you don't want him to fall in love because you Selfish, and you dare not let others know that you are afraid. You are afraid that he will hide who he likes from you, because he knows that the person he fell in love with this time will never get your approval. You are afraid that he loves the wrong person, You are afraid that his good intentions will be used maliciously—you are most afraid of him getting hurt.”

Yes, I'm afraid he'll get hurt.I can't even admit that I'm afraid of Xiaobai getting hurt.I said, "Enough!" Still staring at the screen, "Could you be more professional? I paid you to watch lesbian porn, not to analyze me."

Her potato chip hand stopped, not like a psychiatrist with ten years of medical training, licked her fingers, looked at me and said, "I'm sorry."

I had an agreement with her early on that I would come see her every two weeks and she would not analyze me.Not all psychiatrists want to drill into your head to dig out your deep rotten subconscious shadow of childhood trauma and dirty little secrets. She doesn't want my secrets, she just wants my little trust.She doesn't mind if I watch porn, listen to rock, read manga, sleep in her clinic, she promises that if I break down, she will spot the signs before I break down and give me the help I need.

I know my brain can throw my mental state off a cliff at any moment, it's in the family, it's written in my genes.I knew before I was 20 that I was a high-risk group, and the reasonable thing to do was to tie a safety rope around my waist before jumping off the cliff.

Xiaobai and Fanghuang can't be a safety rope. Many people have this kind of misunderstanding, thinking that love can solve spiritual and mental problems.This is an illiterate fantasy. Your brain is like the circuit in your home. When the circuit is seriously broken, what problems can your lover and friends solve?You don't need love, you need an electrician, a professional.Check your brain and take your meds, if you're not a self-pitying idiot.

I may be crazy, but not an idiot.Wu Qisheng is not an idiot either.Since she's not an idiot, and I've paid her, and she's restricted by a doctor-patient nondisclosure agreement from telling anyone what I told her, it would be a waste not to use her brain.

I said, "I have a plan with a cool name."

Let me stress that it's cool so she can't laugh at that name.She ate potato chips again: "Oh?"

I said, "'Cupid fights'."

She was silent for a while, trying to suppress the evaluation, and said, "Actually... quite appropriate."

Cupid has two kinds of arrows, the golden arrow makes people who don't love fall in love, and the lead arrow makes people who love each other separate.I might match up Xiaobai and the nameless girl, or break them up.

We started to watch Lily love to play detective games, and Wu Qisheng said: "Do you have a list of 'suspects'?"

I replied in a nasal voice: "Probably locate the range of the suspect, I am asking someone to help me investigate."

She raised an eyebrow: "You mean someone consciously blackmailed your suspect for you. What did you do?"

I said sadly: "Why doesn't everyone believe me, why can't you assume that I have a gentle and cheerful personality, smart and cute, civilized and polite, well-loved among colleagues, and everyone is willing to help me, all I have to do is Kindly emailing a few people I know to do a little research for me. By the way, I also used 'please' and 'thank you'."

"Wow," she said, not sure whether to respond to the unexpectedly perfectly shaped butt on the screen or to my words: "By the way, doesn't 'kindly request' mean a threat of blackmail? "

I shrugged. Threats and extortion are all details, so why bother with details.

Wu Qisheng suddenly laughed: "If all your 'suspects' are found to be innocent, what backup plan do you have? Let them go black and white?"

Xiaobai is mine, only I can hack him.I said, "If I don't black out anything useful about Xiaobai, what can they find out?" As for the backup plan, I said, "Now the whole company is talking about Xiaobai's secret relationship."

She quickly caught my meaning: "You leaked it, and you must have fanned it."

What can I say, I am that big spider lurking in the web of AllSa gossip.The gossip network is not just a metaphor, AllSa does have an anonymous gossip network, which can only be accessed through the wireless network in the AllSa building. .

No one doubted that I built it, all the elders of AllSa were suspected, but they subconsciously excluded me, because I " regard myself as the center of the universe so I don't pay attention to others", a group of pathetic misguided idiots lack.

I played with the remote control and said: "This step has two functions. First, Xiaobai will be nervous, and he will be in a hurry when he is nervous. As long as I observe him closely, I will definitely find his love partner. Unless he is with A transparent person falls in love."

"Second?" she asked.

"Freshness, a Xiaobai in love. The fifth little angel award." I imitated my imaginary childhood Xiaobai's tone, and said innocently: "You know, limp, silly, like a XXXL Tai Baby Dixiong. Dreamy pink bubbles are blowing out of every pore of his body. Everyone will look at him again with infinite tolerance and joy. A Xiaobai in love will definitely win a lot of votes .”

She gestured to stop and said, "This is kind of disgusting, please do me a favor, we'll watch serious adult sex movies again."

"I refuse. I'll pay you to be my emotional trash can." I continued, not without malice, "That's why Xiaobai doesn't have a regular girlfriend. Women like to cuddle with teddy bears, but with Teddy bears are too strong for bed."

Wu Qisheng rolled his eyes when he heard it, and told Cupid's battle in front of her, and I felt much better.

I walked out of the clinic, and Fang Huang came to check the post, so I turned off my phone and went home to sleep.

Wu Qisheng and Fang Huang are very interesting, I suspect they had an affair, at least once.It's not because they are ambiguous, some people come and flirt with each other, in fact,