cupid battle

There is no shit, but the kind of avoidance, God knows what happened.

Xiaobai and I get along as if nothing happened. I did something wrong, but he looked helpless.Until Wednesday, I confirmed that the Cupid battle was heavy.I blackmail everyone I can. Blackmail and threats are an art. How many great achievements in human history have been built on blackmail and threats.The handle is a consumable material that can only be used to threaten a specific person once.As long as you're not threatening idiots, they'll plug a loophole as soon as you exploit it.Three days passed, and I still found nothing, and the list of suspects was clean.

I have only one choice, as I said to Wu Qisheng, observe Xiaobai closely.

Close means, under the same roof.

Since I don't want to leave my apartment, let Xiaobai leave his apartment.

On Thursday afternoon, I set up a program to locate all the people whose address is Xiaobai's apartment, and three families went out for vacation.Then I hacked into the computer of the real estate company in Xiaobai's apartment and entered the fire alarm system.How do fire detectors work?It is not a human being, and it cannot really smell smoke. All it can detect is a signal.Now I can signal it.

That is to say, at any time, I can make the fire alarm of the three families going on vacation in the Xiaobai apartment building ring loudly, and the entire apartment will be evacuated, until the duty manager of the apartment confirms that this is a false alarm, and by then the residents have already been outside the apartment. Waited in the wind for 10 minutes to half an hour.

Whenever I do this kind of thing, I always think with compassion: If this kind of technology falls into the wrong hands, how insecure will the safety of the people be?Later I would rewrite the signature, the hacker's code had each hacker's unique signature embedded in it, and if anyone analyzed the attack, the signature would tell them that the code came from a hacker I didn't like.

Back to the topic, Xiaobai still has a place to go when he is evacuated during the day, if he is woken up from sleep in the middle of the night, where can he go?Do you drive to a hotel and spend half an hour checking in and continuing to sleep, or come to my place that is only 5 minutes away?

At one o'clock in the morning, I sent a signal to turn off the computer. 10 minutes later, someone knocked on my apartment door.

I climbed out of the warm bed and opened the door. Xiaobai stood outside the door with his hands in his pockets. When he saw me open the door, he rubbed his face, as if to drive away sleepiness, took a deep breath, and said in one go: "My apartment building I don’t know why the fire alarm was sounded, can I… can I stay with you tonight?”

He is an idiot, of course I will agree.But I just look at him.

The light in the hallway outside the apartment shone over his head, and his hair was slightly messed up, and he looked sleepy and confused.Underneath the dark blue horn button coat is pajamas, with blue silk edges, white cotton texture, a line of buttons from top to bottom, and the kind of pajamas with pockets on the chest.He looks like a well-behaved little boy, with a pair of furry slippers under the matching pajama pants.

I stared at his pajamas and slippers in a T-shirt and pants and said, "How old are you?"

He said in a low voice, "Please, Xia Qi, I know you don't like people coming uninvited."

I said, "I let you in, what good am I doing?"

He took another deep breath and said, "What do you want to eat tomorrow morning? As long as you have it in your refrigerator. I'll take you to work and pick you up. You don't have to drive all day tomorrow."

He knew I hated the parking lot in AllSa and driving in the snow.I said, "Three days."

Xiaobai pressed the bridge of his nose and said, "Deal."

I sideways let him in.Go to the closet and find out the shirt and tie he left with me the night before, and throw it to him in the second bedroom.He sat cross-legged on the bed, suddenly he didn't feel sleepy at all, and laughed: "You send my clothes for dry cleaning?"

I turned around and went out, and he continued to ask, "Have you ironed everything?"

I turned my head and said, "Shut up!" I slammed on the bedroom door, and even though the wall was covered with a sound-proof layer, I could still hear his laughter.But this... It didn't feel bad, I covered my head with the quilt, knowing that Xiaobai was next door, and for the first time in a few days I was able to sleep well.

I woke up the next morning to the smell of baking bread, forcing me to get out of bed, tousle my hair and head to the kitchen.Sitting at one end of the dining table, Xiaobai has already put on his shirt, buttoned his cuffs, and said with a smile, "Xia Qi, good morning." He pushed a plate in front of me, walked past me, and went to get the tie from the back of the chair. , Facing the mirror, circle the light gray thing.

He made toast and I didn't even know I had a toaster.I looked at the clock: "It's only eight o'clock."

He put on his tie and said helplessly: "Xia Qi, you can't eat the breakfast I brought you just because you come to work at eleven o'clock every day, and think that breakfast should be at eleven o'clock. Let me tell you a common sense: everyone Most people eat breakfast at eight o'clock."

I said, "The smell of your breakfast woke me up."

Unaffected at all, he put on his tie, sat down across from me, and explained nicely: "I want to make fried eggs for a sandwich, but the eggs in your refrigerator have been expired for a month. I want to make a salad, but you have even Not a single green vegetable. The only thing you can eat in your fridge is this bag of bread."

I said, "You're staying with me, and you still have a problem with my refrigerator?"

He sighed and looked at the ceiling: "I will go shopping after get off work today."

He knows what I like to eat and I know he will buy it.This realization gave me a little appetite and started to eat breakfast.Xiaobai put a few small packages of butter and honey on my dinner plate. I spread thick butter on the crispy toast, poured honey, and the butter and honey mixed together and spread.I opened the refrigerator and announced to him: "You are wrong, I can eat more than one kind in the refrigerator." I took out a large jar of peanut butter, and spread a layer of peanut butter on the toast.

Xiaobai looked at the triple sauce sandwich on my plate, with such a pretty face, and said with a sigh: "If you continue to eat like this, your cholesterol will be before the age of 35—"

I took a big bite out of the sandwich toward him, tossed the bitten piece onto the plate in front of me, licking the peanut butter on my fingers.

He gave up, and pressed the bridge of his nose helplessly.

Xiao Bai put the tableware in the sink and came back to wash. He didn't want to be late for work.He'll keep making dinner and I don't want to do the dishes.I got in his car and said, "Bet."

He backed up: "What?"

There is snow outside the parking lot, and the sun reflects strongly on the snow.I looked at the piles of snow and calculated: "Bet I'm going to work on time today, Fang Huang won't make any comments. If I lose, I'll give you 200 yuan, and if you lose, you wash the dishes."

He thought for a while and said, "Actually, I don't mind if you just give me 200 yuan to do the dishes."

I glanced at him pretending to be surprised: "I didn't expect you to be so cheap?"

He couldn't help laughing in a low voice, the smile was actually very bright.I turned to look outside the car.

I took Xiaobai's car to AllSa at 08:30 in the morning. Fang Huang looked at me upstairs with raised eyebrows.

I raised the corners of my mouth and said, "I won."

Xiaobai asked innocently: "Really?" We walked forward side by side, and he came to the office before me, and opened the door: "We didn't say whether it was verbal or body language, and her body language clearly made a comment. .”

This cunning little bastard who won't admit defeat.

He pushed the door open, wondering if I was going into his office.I took two steps back and retreated to the corridor outside the door. His expression suddenly changed, predicting what I was going to do.I made an announcement: "That's not what you said when you were sleeping on my bed last night. Now that you got out of bed, you want me to give you 200 yuan?"

I’m not going to lie, the furniture in the entire apartment is mine, and the bed in the second bedroom is technically my bed.

What other people think is wrong is someone else's problem, not mine.The corridor was silent for a few seconds, and all the people talking with coffee cups froze into statues, staring at us blankly.Xiao Bai sat at the other end of the desk, propped his elbows on the desk, and covered his face in pain.

This is so funny.It's fun to watch Xiaobai crumble.

I snapped my fingers, pointed at him and said, "You do the dishes." With the final word, I walked to my own office in glorious triumph.

At noon, Xiaobai bought a sandwich and came to my office. He must have spent the whole morning adjusting his mentality and cheering himself up before entering the door, because he didn't knock on the door.He pushed the door open—probably trying to intimidate me—and said, "We're going to talk."

I looked up from the screen and saw him carrying the tray from the restaurant downstairs with egg sandwiches and chicken Caesar salad and pasta, orange juice and berry yogurt, and a packet of mixed nuts, and I reached for his plate Holding a sandwich, he opened my hand: "Everyone is talking about us."

That's why instead of asking me to meet downstairs in the cafeteria, he came to my office with a dinner tray.When we sit and eat together, we will be surrounded by countless pairs of eyes like two cloned animals locked in a glass cage.

I stare at him, there’s no way he’s going to finish the egg sandwich and salad and pasta all by himself, so the egg sandwich is for me: “So what.”

He tosses me berry yogurt, then a yogurt spoon, then tosses the scotch tape off an egg sandwich triangle and throws it at me: "Did you see AllSaNest this morning, there was more than one post about us—one It became popular in the morning, and the people I met, including my subordinates, looked at me strangely..."

I said, "You have no problem with others talking about you and an unknown woman, but you can't stand others talking about you and me?"

He paused, sat down opposite me, did not speak for a while, and opened the small bag of nuts