Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

Lord Mozun, who was short of fans, was even angrier when he came back: "Mom, it's the wrong call, and the one who invited is the pen fairy!"

When those four idiots said "Master Pen Fairy" tremblingly, Mozun's mood was like a grassland being trampled by ten thousand wild horses day and night, it was almost desolate!If it weren't for the embarrassment of self-reporting, Master Mozun would have screwed the heads of those four idiots off!However, capital crimes can be avoided and living crimes cannot be escaped. When the Lord Mozun left, he still left behind a cruel curse. No one can summon the Mozun without paying any price!

For these few people, within three years, the hairline will gradually move up, and finally become completely bald!All of them are young and have no hair when they are still in school. Let's see how they can meet people!This must be more uncomfortable than killing them, this deity is really a genius, killing without blood!

Yi Bei turned his back and covered his mouth and smiled for a while, but when he turned his face back, he had a serious expression, expressing his worries sincerely: "What is your situation now, can anyone call you?" ?”

Think about what if one day you have sex, your husband is suddenly summoned away... Or should you give up such a husband?Affecting normal use is a defective product, my husband.

Unaware that he was on the verge of being abandoned, the Mozun sat cross-legged on the bed in anger, his brows were furrowed, the corners of his lips drooped, and his displeasure was conspicuous: "The summoning ceremony is just a medium to send a request to the deity, whether to go or not depends on the deity." Mozun-sama casually grabbed the angry bird on the bedside and raised his voice, "I won't go, this deity will never go again, any stupid human would dare to face this deity!"

Husband can stay for a while, Yi Bei knelt and sat opposite Ye Xuan, took away the little red bird in Ye Xuan's hand, stretched his arms around Ye Xuan's neck, stuffed himself into Ye Xuan's arms, and said softly : "I'm not angry when you leave me to see others, why are you angry?"

Yi Bei has a faint fragrance all year round, which is the smell of men's perfume. They are both men. Ye Xuan and Yi Bei use the same perfume. They have a preference for this scent, not to mention the smell of "El Bei" The strong blessing of two words.

Yi Nan is already asleep, Baozi is already asleep, the curtains in the bedroom block the clear moonlight, and there is a warm yellow light at the head of the bed, which can only illuminate half of the hazy bed. It also turned into a honey color under the light, which looked very sweet.

Master Mozun is not angry at all. At this time, anger should not be wasted.

It's just that Master Mozun still made a decision the next day: "I must find trouble with those pen fairies today!"

Yi Bei: "..." It seems that the stalk of Bixian cannot be passed!

But it seems quite interesting. Yi Bei forgot the pain when his scar healed. One fantasy experience was not enough to deter the delicate young master, and he even thought he could do it again: "Or else, I will invite a pen fairy at home at night. How about you? How about grabbing the pen fairy and beating him up?"

The young master was in high spirits, and the Lord Mozun was a little apprehensive. It's not that the Lord Demon King couldn't protect the Queen, but he said, "My brother-in-law is still at home." Small report, what's more frightening is that you can't kill him yet!

Yi Bei also hesitated for a moment: "At night, after he falls asleep, I will ask Baozi to protect him, and invite him in the living room, how about it?"

Ye Xuan nodded: "Okay, I have to hit one today, otherwise I will feel very uncomfortable. I was actually bullied by a pen. I can't bear this insult!"

Yi Bei happily sent away his second-tier star husband who started work early in the morning, and his younger brother who went to school early in the morning, drove to the company by himself, and searched for the process of hiring a pen fairy.

Then I found out why most of them said that two people should hold the pen?

That is to say, there must be at least two people in this game, but is it necessary for Mr. Yi, who has always been a capable elite, to go to the secretary or the executive and tell the secretary or the executive that I want to play the Pen Fairy game at midnight, can any of you come home with me?No matter how you look at it, this looks like... that kind of hint, right?

Yi Bei sent a message to Ye Xuan to express his difficulties, and Ye Xuan, who had just put on makeup, replied: "It's okay my wife, let's go find those who hired the pen fairy to help them beat the pen fairy for free!!!" Anyway, it must be beaten!Definitely a hit! !Definitely a hit! ! !

Otherwise, the stalk of Bixian will never be over, and Mozun's face will never be repaired. How can he have the face to return to the Three Realms and shake the world!

If you want to talk about self-death, look at the Almighty Internet and you will know that there are definitely not a few such human beings. Yi Bei is not worried about finding people who are self-defeating. Things in this fantasy world are nihilistic superstitions in the world of ordinary people, and only those who have really set foot in that world will seek correct help.

Yi Bei sent a WeChat message in the son group: Find the Wucheng Bixian incident, there will be rewards.

During working hours, there were very few replies from my son, only Sha Diao, a kid from the Poison Sect, responded: My father recently received a commission, and he is in Wucheng. Brother, what are you doing?

It may be that when it comes to his own father, Yi Bei's seniority has been downgraded from father to elder brother. However, Yi Bei is the oldest and highest-ranking human being in this group, so it's not bad to call him elder brother, but Yi Bei feels very confused: "You guys Is the relationship between father and son harmonious?"

The name Sha Diao... It really doesn't look like something that my own father can do.

Sha Diao: "...As long as you don't call out your full name, it's quite harmonious." If it weren't for bad luck to get a bad name, Sha Diao would have changed his name a long time ago. Who can stand this.

Yi Bei: "I don't like Bixian recently. If it's convenient, I want to help my uncle solve it together. I don't need a penny for this entrustment."

Sha Diao: "What's wrong with you, Pen Fairy? Brother, my dad's phone number is 12345678901. Let me tell him that it's okay to collect money. At least I'm safe with my brother."

Elbe: "No, I'm not short of money, it's purely a personal hobby."

Sha Diao: "..."

Sha Diao quickly sent a kneeling animation: "Godfather, please accept my worship!"

Master Mozun worked hard for a whole day of filming, and at night he pushed invitations to a dinner party for several leading actors. With the joy of finally being able to catch a pen fairy, he happily went to the backyard of the Taoist temple. I dug a few good things from here and went home, but it's a pity that this Taoist temple doesn't raise strange animals, otherwise it would also eat meat for Yi Bei.But before the filming of the Taoist drama, these things should be enough to eat. The next filming location is Yinzhen, a famous film and television base, and there probably won't be so much food there.

Of course, Master Mozun is not the kind of demon who has no ambitions. Apart from concentrating on showing how handsome, powerful and domineering he is to the queen these days, he also took time to seriously think about some serious business. It's fine if you can't get back the land temporarily, but where is the magic core, it can't be sensed at all, it's really embarrassing!

After returning home, the Demon Lord made fire ginseng soup for the Demon Queen, and chatted with the Demon Queen every day: "The demon core of this Lord must have been hidden."

Yi Nan slowed down the speed of grilling the rice, and stretched out his two small ears.

Yi Bei: "No hurry, no rush, when the project negotiation between me and the management bureau is completed, the office system is launched, paperless office is implemented, information is collected through the back door, and big data analysis and forecasting, I can accompany you to find it."

Lord Mozun: "??? The back door? My wife, you are so good, do you still use the back door? Your system can definitely conquer them!"

Yi Bei gave Yi Nan a hand, and silently looked at Ye Xuan who said "I'm proud of you", but really didn't find any false elements of "I'm proud of you", the corners of his mouth twitched, and he gave up communicating: " ...Forget it, let’s talk about your magic core.”

When it came to this, Ye Xuan understood: "The magic core of this deity, how should I put it, it is like a kind of... aura of domineering!"

Yi Bei gave Ye Xuan a hand to add food, and silently looked at Ye Xuan who said "I'm proud of myself", but really didn't find any false elements of "I'm proud of myself", the corners of his eyes twitched, and the corners of his mouth forcibly raised: " You mean..." Mr. Yi felt that he was able to spend so long with Ye Xuan purely because of Ye Xuan's face, and there were really no other factors at all!

"For example, the magic core will suppress the aura of other demons, that is, when other demons get close, they will know that this is a demon king. I also heard from my younger brothers. I don't know what it feels like. , They said it was a feeling of unconsciously wanting to surrender." Ye Xuan served Yi Bei a bowl of soup, "Anyway, with it, I am the demon king with a certificate, just like the Jade Seal of Chuanguo Do you understand the props?"

Yi Bei watched helplessly as Ye Xuan brought the soup in front of him, stretched out his trembling hands to take the soup, pretended to be immersed in the topic, and put the bowl away: "Oh, I know the Chuanguo Yuxi, it's whoever has it Doesn’t that mean who is the emperor?”

Ye Xuan nodded, picked up the soup and handed it to Yi Bei's mouth, sincerely praised: "My wife is so smart! Come, take a sip of the soup, I've boiled it for two hours."

Yi Bei raised the corner of his mouth, and under Ye Xuan's concerned gaze, he lowered his head and took a sip: "..."

Otherwise, get a divorce.

Cooking all day, and watching Yi Bei finish eating by himself, who can resist it!

"Husband, bring me some pepper, it's better to add some pepper to the soup."

While Ye Xuan went to the kitchen to get pepper, Yi Bei quickly poured the soup into the large potted plant in the corner of the kitchen.

Baozi hiding in the potted plant: "..." The building is tall and the sky is close, it's cold and windy outside, Baobao just wants to stay warm inside, what did Baobao do wrong!

Damn, this soup has century-old fire ginseng?

Damn, how can century-old fire ginseng be so unpalatable?

The hands of the demons must have been cursed!