Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?
Chapter 23 What Does a Pen Fairy Look Like?
When my father saw my father, the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Desert of Dushamen was very friendly when he received the phone call from Elbe, and told the whole story: "The employer this time is called He Qiu. He is a star. His situation is a bit special. According to him, he was hired at the age of 19. With the help of Bixian, he successfully entered the entertainment industry. Some people appreciate and have resources to come to his door, but recently this Bixian has gone too far, and he began to ask He Qiu to exchange his life in exchange for his future. He Qiu thinks that Bixian is crazy , so I found me through friends."
Elbe still doesn't know much about the way things work in this world: "Then why didn't the Administration come forward?" In Elbe's mind, the Administration should be the authorized law enforcement agency of this fantasy world, and the poison gate It should be a non-governmental private security company. If someone is about to die, why would someone go to the security guard instead of the law enforcement agency?
Desert laughed: "No wonder Diao Diao said that you don't know much about the Dao world. First of all, this Mr. He has a contract with Bixian. If the interests of an innocent third party are jeopardized, the management bureau will not take the initiative to intervene. Secondly, Mr. He did not seek help from the management bureau. Generally, the management bureau will not take the initiative to intervene in a contract because of "possible homicide". Mister has already found me, although I am not as powerful as the Administration Bureau, but I still have some status in the world, I have accepted the entrustment, and there is no need for the Administration Bureau to take the initiative to intervene."
Yi Bei hurriedly said: "I'm really sorry, this junior doesn't understand, I made you laugh."
The desert is very kind: "Where, Mr. Yi is the youngest nine-star demon slayer, but he lacks some experience. I just have a few more years of food, so I dare not think too highly of myself. But Mr. Yi, you help me this time , Have you reported it to the Administration?"
Yi Bei: "Huh?" Does this still need to be reported?
Desert: "Ah, you are a civil servant, and civil servants are not allowed to engage in part-time jobs related to their own duties."
Elbe: "Huh?" Civil servant?
Desert: "...Why don't you ask the leader?"
Elbe: "..."
Elbe called Director Jiang, and Director Jiang was very kind: "That's right, we are official police officers who rely on the state's finances, and abide by the relevant provisions of the Civil Service Law and the internal regulations of this bureau, but what about our department? Special, many things are not so strict in procedures, I know, I will go to the center tomorrow to record it for you, by the way, you said last time that you have a company, report it."
Elbe: "It's Yiqi Group Co., Ltd."
Director Jiang: "...Yi Qi...is it Yi Qi?"
Yi Bei: "Yes, Yiqi system, Yiqi processor, Yiqi game, and recently we are going to open a Yiqi online store."
Director Jiang: "..." I don't know why, but I suddenly want to kneel down and call Dad!Did such a rich person really appear alive? !With so much money, how can you threaten him with salary deduction in the future!
Director Jiang, whose bank balance is less than one millionth of his subordinates, was about to cry with real emotion, and couldn't speak at all. With such money, he is still a nine-star demon exorcist, and besides being an ancestor's offering, he is also an ancestor's ancestor's offering , What else do I need to say, I don’t need anything!
"You play well and have fun." Director Jiang's mature smile revealed the fatigue of poverty, and he even used honorifics unconsciously.
Oh, the bloody stench of copper, it's corrupting the soul of a processing center chief!
Yi Bei: "..." Although there is no video, I always feel that Director Jiang is suddenly tired, which is really worrying.
Handing Yi Nan who was asleep to Baozi's care, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan made some disguises before rushing to He Qiu's house.Also in Wucheng, this He Qiu, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan have met each other a few times, unlike the tepid Ye Xuan, He Qiu is a first-line male star, with good looks and strength, no scandals Rumors, fans are still true fans. When Yi Bei and Ye Xuan went to the cinema to watch a movie, Yi Bei taught Ye Xuan earnestly: "You, if you have half his acting skills, plus this picture Face, why don't you have a real fan?"
It's just that I didn't expect that such a request was actually made by a pen fairy.
So Yi Bei hated iron for being weak again: "Why is he popular with the pen fairy, but Mozun himself is not popular?"
Ye Xuan: "..." Mozun himself had the same doubts.
Yi Bei quickly came up with the answer: "What Pen Fairy gave him was Bole and resources. I'll give you all of these, and the rest is..." Strength!
It's a pity that Mozun has no strength in acting, not only has no strength, but also deducted points from the crew. How many people immediately abandoned the drama as soon as they heard that Ye Xuan was participating, which really hurt the devil's self-esteem.
Ye Xuan: "..." My heart has been pierced, my heart has already been pierced into a sieve.
Lord Mozun who was hurt was very unhappy and put a cover-up on himself and the queen before entering He Qiu's house.
When Ye Xuan and Yi Bei entered, there were six people sitting in the living room on the first floor, and a tall, thin middle-aged man greeted him with a smile: "Is it Xiao Yi? I'm the desert."
Yi Bei nodded, "Hello, Uncle Sha."
He Qiu had already gone to sleep, but he slept peacefully. Based on the contract, Bixian could not cause direct harm to him.
He Qiu's home is in the villa area, a two-story detached house with a small courtyard, which is very expensive in Wucheng City, where every inch of land is expensive.It was ten o'clock in the evening, and He Qiu's house was still brightly lit. Every light in every room was turned on, illuminating the whole house like a huge luminous body.Elbe has only recently participated in feudal superstition activities, while He Qiu has been with ghosts as early as 19 years old, and even goes deeper into this world than Elbe, and knows the rules of this world better.
This time, He Qiu not only recruited the Poison Sect, but also Hehe School, Guanyin Mountain, and Iron Lion Academy. The condition given was that each family would pay 50 tolls. This part is for each family as long as someone comes forward. After asking for a home, everyone will show their abilities. If the problem is solved, each family will give another 200 million tea money, and the one who contributes the most will add 200 million hard money. Money; if the problem is not solved, each family will pay 200 for the travel expenses in addition to the travel expenses of 500 yuan.
In short, according to the meaning of the desert, why is this not the first time someone has come here, but the contract matter, because of the relationship between humans and the demons, as long as no one is killed, it is not easy to intervene and forcibly expel the monsters. Ordinary people really can’t solve it .The people who came here are probably two ways, one is to beat the monsters, and they can't stand it and leave voluntarily, and the other is to persuade them with good words, coercion and temptation, and they also take the way to make the monsters give up by themselves.But this pen fairy is quite difficult to deal with. After so long, he just remains unmoved, and he can't beat him, just like a stalking fly, which is very troublesome.
Desert and Yi Bei whispered the summary of the past at the door, and then whispered: "The man and the woman are Heyang and Heyin couples from the Harmony School, the old man is Qi Laoqi from the Iron Lion Academy, and the big one and the young one are Wuya Wufa, master and apprentice of Guanyin Mountain, are well-known people in the world, let me introduce you."
Just like an old father who brings his son to the world.
Yi Bei knew that it was all because he was Sha Diao's friend, so he quickly thanked him and was led by Sha Diao to know each other.Yi Bei didn't know that he already had some fame in the Jianghu. People from the other three families seemed to have heard of his name, with a friendly attitude and a friendly atmosphere.
After getting to know each other, everyone sat together at He Qiu's house, kowtowed melon seeds and ate fruits, and had a tea party. Ye Xuan sat next to Yi Bei and played with his mobile phone for a long time, and finally couldn't help it: "Where is the pen fairy?" The one named Wu Ya The woman, who looks like a crow, keeps winking at Elbe, which is simply unforgivable!When I beat Bixian later, I will take the opportunity to beat her up!
Wu Ya, whose eyes just happened to be uncomfortable today and kept blinking: "..." Hey!Where did the smell of vinegar come from!
"Pen Xian already knows why he needs someone to deal with it, so of course he won't show up easily." Ye Xuan is Yi Bei's emissary, and Yi Bei was brought by the desert, so it is natural for the desert to explain, but for the demons, The tone of the desert was not as gentle as when it was facing Elbe, "But monsters must absorb popularity regularly, so it will definitely appear within a few days. We just need to wait."
Ye Xuan: "..."
Ye Xuan pulled Yi Bei out, looked worriedly at the social people eating sunflower seeds in the room, and was very worried about the missing Human Emperor: "Do these mentally retarded people mean that they should not sleep and guard that one?" What do you want?"
Yi Bei: "...well...it seems to be." It's strange that Yi Bei didn't ask clearly. He thought they had some special summoning method, but he didn't expect it to be a tactic.
Ye Xuan pointed to his nose in disbelief, lowered his voice but couldn't suppress his temper, "I! Demon Lord!" and pointed at Yi Bei, "You! Demon Queen! Let's guard him? He also match?!"
Yi Bei: "...Then let's go home and find a chance to summon a pen fairy by ourselves. Speaking of which, isn't it said in the movie that the pen fairy only answers questions? How can we cooperate for a long time?"
Ye Xuan: "I don't know, wow, ghosts were not under my control before, why do you think I have expanded my jurisdiction after sleeping and waking up?"
Yi Bei: "...then you should take care of it."
"No, I didn't tell me how to take care of it when it was assigned to me." Master Mozun felt at a loss for his new subordinates, "Or... I'll go to the underworld to borrow a manual or something."
Elbe: "..."
Lord Mozun, who has temporarily lost his aura of dominance: "I miss the Emperor." In the past, Lord Mozun just looked for the Heavenly Emperor's fault when he disliked the Celestial Clan, and only touched the Emperor's porcelain when he disliked the Human Race. Now he can't find himself. one.
Yi Bei: "..." Even the ghost clan doesn't understand and dreams of unifying the Three Realms. This IQ basically bid farewell to ruling the world.
Desert of Dushamen was very friendly when he received the phone call from Elbe, and told the whole story: "The employer this time is called He Qiu. He is a star. His situation is a bit special. According to him, he was hired at the age of 19. With the help of Bixian, he successfully entered the entertainment industry. Some people appreciate and have resources to come to his door, but recently this Bixian has gone too far, and he began to ask He Qiu to exchange his life in exchange for his future. He Qiu thinks that Bixian is crazy , so I found me through friends."
Elbe still doesn't know much about the way things work in this world: "Then why didn't the Administration come forward?" In Elbe's mind, the Administration should be the authorized law enforcement agency of this fantasy world, and the poison gate It should be a non-governmental private security company. If someone is about to die, why would someone go to the security guard instead of the law enforcement agency?
Desert laughed: "No wonder Diao Diao said that you don't know much about the Dao world. First of all, this Mr. He has a contract with Bixian. If the interests of an innocent third party are jeopardized, the management bureau will not take the initiative to intervene. Secondly, Mr. He did not seek help from the management bureau. Generally, the management bureau will not take the initiative to intervene in a contract because of "possible homicide". Mister has already found me, although I am not as powerful as the Administration Bureau, but I still have some status in the world, I have accepted the entrustment, and there is no need for the Administration Bureau to take the initiative to intervene."
Yi Bei hurriedly said: "I'm really sorry, this junior doesn't understand, I made you laugh."
The desert is very kind: "Where, Mr. Yi is the youngest nine-star demon slayer, but he lacks some experience. I just have a few more years of food, so I dare not think too highly of myself. But Mr. Yi, you help me this time , Have you reported it to the Administration?"
Yi Bei: "Huh?" Does this still need to be reported?
Desert: "Ah, you are a civil servant, and civil servants are not allowed to engage in part-time jobs related to their own duties."
Elbe: "Huh?" Civil servant?
Desert: "...Why don't you ask the leader?"
Elbe: "..."
Elbe called Director Jiang, and Director Jiang was very kind: "That's right, we are official police officers who rely on the state's finances, and abide by the relevant provisions of the Civil Service Law and the internal regulations of this bureau, but what about our department? Special, many things are not so strict in procedures, I know, I will go to the center tomorrow to record it for you, by the way, you said last time that you have a company, report it."
Elbe: "It's Yiqi Group Co., Ltd."
Director Jiang: "...Yi Qi...is it Yi Qi?"
Yi Bei: "Yes, Yiqi system, Yiqi processor, Yiqi game, and recently we are going to open a Yiqi online store."
Director Jiang: "..." I don't know why, but I suddenly want to kneel down and call Dad!Did such a rich person really appear alive? !With so much money, how can you threaten him with salary deduction in the future!
Director Jiang, whose bank balance is less than one millionth of his subordinates, was about to cry with real emotion, and couldn't speak at all. With such money, he is still a nine-star demon exorcist, and besides being an ancestor's offering, he is also an ancestor's ancestor's offering , What else do I need to say, I don’t need anything!
"You play well and have fun." Director Jiang's mature smile revealed the fatigue of poverty, and he even used honorifics unconsciously.
Oh, the bloody stench of copper, it's corrupting the soul of a processing center chief!
Yi Bei: "..." Although there is no video, I always feel that Director Jiang is suddenly tired, which is really worrying.
Handing Yi Nan who was asleep to Baozi's care, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan made some disguises before rushing to He Qiu's house.Also in Wucheng, this He Qiu, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan have met each other a few times, unlike the tepid Ye Xuan, He Qiu is a first-line male star, with good looks and strength, no scandals Rumors, fans are still true fans. When Yi Bei and Ye Xuan went to the cinema to watch a movie, Yi Bei taught Ye Xuan earnestly: "You, if you have half his acting skills, plus this picture Face, why don't you have a real fan?"
It's just that I didn't expect that such a request was actually made by a pen fairy.
So Yi Bei hated iron for being weak again: "Why is he popular with the pen fairy, but Mozun himself is not popular?"
Ye Xuan: "..." Mozun himself had the same doubts.
Yi Bei quickly came up with the answer: "What Pen Fairy gave him was Bole and resources. I'll give you all of these, and the rest is..." Strength!
It's a pity that Mozun has no strength in acting, not only has no strength, but also deducted points from the crew. How many people immediately abandoned the drama as soon as they heard that Ye Xuan was participating, which really hurt the devil's self-esteem.
Ye Xuan: "..." My heart has been pierced, my heart has already been pierced into a sieve.
Lord Mozun who was hurt was very unhappy and put a cover-up on himself and the queen before entering He Qiu's house.
When Ye Xuan and Yi Bei entered, there were six people sitting in the living room on the first floor, and a tall, thin middle-aged man greeted him with a smile: "Is it Xiao Yi? I'm the desert."
Yi Bei nodded, "Hello, Uncle Sha."
He Qiu had already gone to sleep, but he slept peacefully. Based on the contract, Bixian could not cause direct harm to him.
He Qiu's home is in the villa area, a two-story detached house with a small courtyard, which is very expensive in Wucheng City, where every inch of land is expensive.It was ten o'clock in the evening, and He Qiu's house was still brightly lit. Every light in every room was turned on, illuminating the whole house like a huge luminous body.Elbe has only recently participated in feudal superstition activities, while He Qiu has been with ghosts as early as 19 years old, and even goes deeper into this world than Elbe, and knows the rules of this world better.
This time, He Qiu not only recruited the Poison Sect, but also Hehe School, Guanyin Mountain, and Iron Lion Academy. The condition given was that each family would pay 50 tolls. This part is for each family as long as someone comes forward. After asking for a home, everyone will show their abilities. If the problem is solved, each family will give another 200 million tea money, and the one who contributes the most will add 200 million hard money. Money; if the problem is not solved, each family will pay 200 for the travel expenses in addition to the travel expenses of 500 yuan.
In short, according to the meaning of the desert, why is this not the first time someone has come here, but the contract matter, because of the relationship between humans and the demons, as long as no one is killed, it is not easy to intervene and forcibly expel the monsters. Ordinary people really can’t solve it .The people who came here are probably two ways, one is to beat the monsters, and they can't stand it and leave voluntarily, and the other is to persuade them with good words, coercion and temptation, and they also take the way to make the monsters give up by themselves.But this pen fairy is quite difficult to deal with. After so long, he just remains unmoved, and he can't beat him, just like a stalking fly, which is very troublesome.
Desert and Yi Bei whispered the summary of the past at the door, and then whispered: "The man and the woman are Heyang and Heyin couples from the Harmony School, the old man is Qi Laoqi from the Iron Lion Academy, and the big one and the young one are Wuya Wufa, master and apprentice of Guanyin Mountain, are well-known people in the world, let me introduce you."
Just like an old father who brings his son to the world.
Yi Bei knew that it was all because he was Sha Diao's friend, so he quickly thanked him and was led by Sha Diao to know each other.Yi Bei didn't know that he already had some fame in the Jianghu. People from the other three families seemed to have heard of his name, with a friendly attitude and a friendly atmosphere.
After getting to know each other, everyone sat together at He Qiu's house, kowtowed melon seeds and ate fruits, and had a tea party. Ye Xuan sat next to Yi Bei and played with his mobile phone for a long time, and finally couldn't help it: "Where is the pen fairy?" The one named Wu Ya The woman, who looks like a crow, keeps winking at Elbe, which is simply unforgivable!When I beat Bixian later, I will take the opportunity to beat her up!
Wu Ya, whose eyes just happened to be uncomfortable today and kept blinking: "..." Hey!Where did the smell of vinegar come from!
"Pen Xian already knows why he needs someone to deal with it, so of course he won't show up easily." Ye Xuan is Yi Bei's emissary, and Yi Bei was brought by the desert, so it is natural for the desert to explain, but for the demons, The tone of the desert was not as gentle as when it was facing Elbe, "But monsters must absorb popularity regularly, so it will definitely appear within a few days. We just need to wait."
Ye Xuan: "..."
Ye Xuan pulled Yi Bei out, looked worriedly at the social people eating sunflower seeds in the room, and was very worried about the missing Human Emperor: "Do these mentally retarded people mean that they should not sleep and guard that one?" What do you want?"
Yi Bei: "...well...it seems to be." It's strange that Yi Bei didn't ask clearly. He thought they had some special summoning method, but he didn't expect it to be a tactic.
Ye Xuan pointed to his nose in disbelief, lowered his voice but couldn't suppress his temper, "I! Demon Lord!" and pointed at Yi Bei, "You! Demon Queen! Let's guard him? He also match?!"
Yi Bei: "...Then let's go home and find a chance to summon a pen fairy by ourselves. Speaking of which, isn't it said in the movie that the pen fairy only answers questions? How can we cooperate for a long time?"
Ye Xuan: "I don't know, wow, ghosts were not under my control before, why do you think I have expanded my jurisdiction after sleeping and waking up?"
Yi Bei: "...then you should take care of it."
"No, I didn't tell me how to take care of it when it was assigned to me." Master Mozun felt at a loss for his new subordinates, "Or... I'll go to the underworld to borrow a manual or something."
Elbe: "..."
Lord Mozun, who has temporarily lost his aura of dominance: "I miss the Emperor." In the past, Lord Mozun just looked for the Heavenly Emperor's fault when he disliked the Celestial Clan, and only touched the Emperor's porcelain when he disliked the Human Race. Now he can't find himself. one.
Yi Bei: "..." Even the ghost clan doesn't understand and dreams of unifying the Three Realms. This IQ basically bid farewell to ruling the world.
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