Yi Bei's mobile phone was lost at some point, and it took a while to reissue the phone card. All the information on the original mobile phone was lost. Although it was a pity, the important data were all backed up, so I didn't really worry about it.Just installed a calling card on the new mobile phone, accepted Director Jiang's friend application on WeChat, and the phone played its role, bringing greetings from afar.
"Beibei, you finally answered the phone!" Although the number was unrecognizable, the voice was still memorized. Although Yi Ma spoke in a hurry, she was relieved to be able to contact her son, "You Why did you go there for two days? Didn’t you say you were sick and rested? There is no one at home, no hospital records, and no one answers the phone. Mom is almost... Nan Nan is almost dying of worry!"
Yi Bei: "..." These stubborn parents are so frightening, Nan Nan is only four years old and can't see her brother all day long, so why worry about it!
"Brother, Nan Nan is really worried about you." A soft voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Nannan is good, brother is fine, brother lost his phone these two days," Yi Bei smiled, although Nan Nan was born to let the Yi family have successors, but there is a 24-year age difference between Yi Bei and Yi Nan. I didn't feel threatened by this little doll, but I was subdued by the little guy when we met for the first time, "Nan Nan misses my brother, do you want to come and live with him for a while?"
Yi Nan chuckled: "Nan Nan can live with her brother again, Nan Nan is going, now."
Hanging up the phone in a happy mood, Yi Bei's attention on his younger brother returned to the dazed Mozun and Baozi before he realized his current situation.
A demonic husband who is always the queen of demons... plus a steamed stuffed bun boy who spits out people's words... Is this a place where human children can live? !This is a haunted house!
"You go filming!" Yi Bei pointed to the Mozun who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa and gave instructions, and before the Mozun had time to show his aggrieved face, he moved to the next target, "You are just an ordinary bun, a flowerpot on the balcony hide in it!"
Baozi: "..." What did Baobao do wrong again? !It's so inhumane, it's reckless, and it's unreasonable to make trouble!
Ye Xuan was indignant: "It's not that the spy sent by the father-in-law and mother-in-law is coming to live at home, and it's not like I haven't seen it before!" My wife is really stupid and naive, and she doesn't know that the little spy secretly beats the father-in-law and mother-in-law every time. Report, and all the bad things about Lord Mozun, dedicated to sowing the relationship between father-in-law and mother-in-law and Lord Mozun!Master Mozun couldn't bear to tell the simple devil queen the true face of that little spy!
Yi Bei: "...Go to filming, and you are not allowed to go home at night."
Lord Mozun: "..."
The pain of bearing the truth is too heavy, Master Mozun has nowhere to tell, he can only secretly post on gossip forums: My wife is too innocent to realize that his four-year-old brother is a spy that even the devil hates.Here's the thing, my wife and I are perfect, we're perfect together, we're in love, but my father-in-law doesn't like my job, they did it after my wife and I got married A test-tube baby gave birth to my wife's younger brother, who is also my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law will report to my father-in-law and mother-in-law as long as I can remember. To be honest, even if I am a demon, I like such a brother-in-law not used to.
First floor: To be honest, as the Jade Emperor, I also think such a brother-in-law is normal.
The second floor: To be honest, as the Tathagata Buddha, I also think such a brother-in-law is normal.
Third floor: To be honest, as the first honest person, I don't think your wife doesn't know, but she doesn't care.
Fourth Floor: To be honest, I heard that a guy named Mozun has recovered. Why would a demon name himself Mozun?Is it funny?
Fifth floor: To be honest, as a demon, I also think that the name Mozun is low, and the drama is badly written, okay?
Sixth floor (host): Mozun is not a name, but a profession, profession, hello!
Seventh floor: What's the situation?Is there any fairy tale drama coming up recently?By the way, what is popular now is the pen fairy, okay?Who's still playing Demon King meme? It's a bad street, okay?
Eighth Floor: Speaking of Pen Fairy, last time I played with my friends, nothing happened.
Ninth floor: The method is wrong, my friend invited me.
……
……
Then the building was completely crooked and became a summoning building. This year's netizens were simply uneducable, and the ability to focus on key points even Mozun felt hopeless. The Mozun whose authority was challenged had to post a Weibo angrily: Pen fairy?Oh, it's just spicy chicken!
Erha laughed contemptuously with the picture.
This time, in addition to the brainless fans who wanted to take selfies, a large group of superstitious passers-by poured into Weibo, and they all gave lectures on the spot, and staged one story after another that they had personally experienced or heard.
Ye Xuan was about to be annoyed by these sand sculpture netizens, and he didn't worship a good demon. There is nothing to be afraid of such a thing as a pen fairy. No matter how hot he is, he dares to compete with the demon for prestige, he is simply tired of life.The Demon Lord has been away from the Three Realms for too long, the Heavenly Emperor and the Human Emperor have become legends, and the defeated Demon Lord, even the legends are rarely circulated, and this inexplicable ghost has suppressed the Demon Lord's limelight. What a mess these years really are Everything can come to step on the demon king? !
"Ye Xuan, make up the scene just now." Unlike Mozun, who was so angry and had a headache, the director has passed the early stage when he was so angry that his whole body was uncomfortable, and entered the calm moment of "I don't have any demands on him anymore". , and even smiled at Master Mozun who had zero acting skills.
Master Mozun worked diligently to complete today's work. Although the results were not good, at least the quantity passed. He brought back the progress made in the past few days. , decided to go home.
Master Mozun went out of the living room to the kitchen, found a recipe and fiddled with the things he dug up in the kitchen. Before he had studied why this thing was so difficult to get along with, Yi Bei came back with his brother-in-law who had just finished school from kindergarten. Ye Xuan, who was covered in flour, was both happy and angry, and had nothing to say.
Yi Nan's brother-in-law was wearing plaid suspenders and carrying a small schoolbag. He bent down to Ye Xuan in an innocent and cute way and said, "Hi, sister-in-law, Nan Nan is here to disturb you again."
Take a look, how cunning human children are nowadays, whether Elbe is present or not is completely two faces!Isn't it just acting skills? Master Mozun has been an actor for so many years, and his acting skills are professional!Ye Xuan stretched out two evil hands covered in flour with a smile, intending to make fun of the innocent face of the evil brother-in-law: "Oh, Nan Nan is here, how long will you stay this time?"
Yi Nan hid behind Yi Bei, opened his eyes wide and said softly, "Stay for two weeks."
How could Mozun allow this cunning little human being to be arrogant again and again, chasing after his brother-in-law with both hands: "Oh, Nannan, brother, give me a hug."
Yi Nan wittily circled around Yi Bei's legs, and Ye Xuan followed Yi Nan's circle. Yi Bei couldn't laugh or cry, and grabbed Ye Xuan's wrist: "You are such an adult, what are you doing with a child."
Damn, I was escaped by the cunning brother-in-law again, but how could Mozun have the heart to let his innocent and lovely wife find out that his brother-in-law was cheating, the wife would be sad, so the Mozun, who endured the humiliation, had to go back to the kitchen and continue making noodles.
Recipes are really unreliable, sometimes a moderate amount, a little bit, half a spoonful, and a bowl. Is the measuring tool used by human beings uniformly customized by the market?Is there a textbook that specifically explains the amount of human beings?Mozun tossed and tossed for a long time, wasting three 500-year-old ginseng, and finally made three ginseng steamed buns. The steamed buns were not much bigger than steamed buns, but Yi Bei's body couldn't eat too much at once, so three were enough.
Ye Xuan took out three small steamed buns from the kitchen and placed them in front of Yi Bei who was accompanying Yi Nan to do his homework, with a calm expression on his face: "Baby, try my handicraft." It must be very good!The wife will definitely praise the deity crazily, how should the deity respond, should he accept it with a smile or calmly?Hey, the deity is so calm and calm, but he can't let the joy of the little wife be disappointed, it's really embarrassing!
Yi Bei took a sip, chewed, looked at Ye Xuan, gritted his teeth and ate them all. Fortunately, the steamed buns were not big, and Yi Bei could still show a look of surprise and praise, with the three big characters "quick praise me" written on his face. Zun kissed him on the face, and praised him vigorously: "My husband is really good, my God, it's so delicious! My husband is really all-rounder, he can make money and cook, he is very good!"
Ye Xuan calmly showed a reserved smile: "Well, what I should do, there are two more, finish eating quickly."
Yi Bei: "...it's so delicious, why don't I save it for tomorrow?"
Yi Nan, who was doing homework, looked at Ye Xuan, then at Yi Bei, and stretched out his paw: "It's really so delicious, Nan Nan wants to eat it too."
Ye Xuan glared at my brother-in-law, you are everywhere!This is for Beibei to eat, what's the matter with you!
Yi Bei grabbed Yi Nan's little hand, smiling like a warm spring breeze: "Nan Nan, there is a cake that Nan Nan likes to eat in the refrigerator, how about Nan Nan eating cake?"
Ah, the deity made it with his own hands, and Beibei is not willing to let his cunning brother-in-law eat it!Ye Xuan proudly watched his defeated brother-in-law go to the refrigerator to find a cake, watched with concern as Yi Bei ate the remaining two steamed buns with a smile on his face, and shared today's life with his wife: "I'm filming today. The director said Well, it’s all one-way.”
Yi Bei: "..." Oh, is that the director who called two days ago and cried and complained that he couldn't make the film?The director has given up on himself to this point now?
"Did you see the Weibo I posted today? I gained followers again today!"
Yi Bei: "Husband is amazing!" Actually, he didn't look at it, and went to pick up his younger brother as soon as work was over.
Ye Xuanbai grinned for a while under Yi Bei's adoring gaze, and then his face suddenly changed: "But what kind of pen fairy, sooner or later, I will beat it to find its teeth all over the place, dare to compete with the deity for followers, although I don't rely on this for a living, but I absolutely don't allow anything to be above my deity!"
Not knowing why the topic changed to Bixian, Yi Bei asked cautiously, "What happened to Bixian?"
Ye Xuan stared deeply at the pen that my brother-in-law had put in the middle of the homework book: "Now among humans, it seems to be scarier than me. I will never allow them to mention that I haven't mentioned that I am afraid of the pen fairy!"
Yi Bei: "..." What's the point of arguing over who is more scary? !You look like a peach trap, how can you be scary with that kind of thing!
Ye Xuan just forgot about being angry when he started to get angry. He raised his head and looked out the window with joy, "Wow, my wife, someone is calling me with a blood curse. Let me see which believer is praying to me for strength. I ordered takeaway You and brother-in-law go to bed early after eating, I'll go back soon."
Elbe: "???"
Before Yi Bei could speak, Lord Mozun disappeared like a runaway Erha.
Lord Mozun, I really lack fans!
"Beibei, you finally answered the phone!" Although the number was unrecognizable, the voice was still memorized. Although Yi Ma spoke in a hurry, she was relieved to be able to contact her son, "You Why did you go there for two days? Didn’t you say you were sick and rested? There is no one at home, no hospital records, and no one answers the phone. Mom is almost... Nan Nan is almost dying of worry!"
Yi Bei: "..." These stubborn parents are so frightening, Nan Nan is only four years old and can't see her brother all day long, so why worry about it!
"Brother, Nan Nan is really worried about you." A soft voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Nannan is good, brother is fine, brother lost his phone these two days," Yi Bei smiled, although Nan Nan was born to let the Yi family have successors, but there is a 24-year age difference between Yi Bei and Yi Nan. I didn't feel threatened by this little doll, but I was subdued by the little guy when we met for the first time, "Nan Nan misses my brother, do you want to come and live with him for a while?"
Yi Nan chuckled: "Nan Nan can live with her brother again, Nan Nan is going, now."
Hanging up the phone in a happy mood, Yi Bei's attention on his younger brother returned to the dazed Mozun and Baozi before he realized his current situation.
A demonic husband who is always the queen of demons... plus a steamed stuffed bun boy who spits out people's words... Is this a place where human children can live? !This is a haunted house!
"You go filming!" Yi Bei pointed to the Mozun who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa and gave instructions, and before the Mozun had time to show his aggrieved face, he moved to the next target, "You are just an ordinary bun, a flowerpot on the balcony hide in it!"
Baozi: "..." What did Baobao do wrong again? !It's so inhumane, it's reckless, and it's unreasonable to make trouble!
Ye Xuan was indignant: "It's not that the spy sent by the father-in-law and mother-in-law is coming to live at home, and it's not like I haven't seen it before!" My wife is really stupid and naive, and she doesn't know that the little spy secretly beats the father-in-law and mother-in-law every time. Report, and all the bad things about Lord Mozun, dedicated to sowing the relationship between father-in-law and mother-in-law and Lord Mozun!Master Mozun couldn't bear to tell the simple devil queen the true face of that little spy!
Yi Bei: "...Go to filming, and you are not allowed to go home at night."
Lord Mozun: "..."
The pain of bearing the truth is too heavy, Master Mozun has nowhere to tell, he can only secretly post on gossip forums: My wife is too innocent to realize that his four-year-old brother is a spy that even the devil hates.Here's the thing, my wife and I are perfect, we're perfect together, we're in love, but my father-in-law doesn't like my job, they did it after my wife and I got married A test-tube baby gave birth to my wife's younger brother, who is also my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law will report to my father-in-law and mother-in-law as long as I can remember. To be honest, even if I am a demon, I like such a brother-in-law not used to.
First floor: To be honest, as the Jade Emperor, I also think such a brother-in-law is normal.
The second floor: To be honest, as the Tathagata Buddha, I also think such a brother-in-law is normal.
Third floor: To be honest, as the first honest person, I don't think your wife doesn't know, but she doesn't care.
Fourth Floor: To be honest, I heard that a guy named Mozun has recovered. Why would a demon name himself Mozun?Is it funny?
Fifth floor: To be honest, as a demon, I also think that the name Mozun is low, and the drama is badly written, okay?
Sixth floor (host): Mozun is not a name, but a profession, profession, hello!
Seventh floor: What's the situation?Is there any fairy tale drama coming up recently?By the way, what is popular now is the pen fairy, okay?Who's still playing Demon King meme? It's a bad street, okay?
Eighth Floor: Speaking of Pen Fairy, last time I played with my friends, nothing happened.
Ninth floor: The method is wrong, my friend invited me.
……
……
Then the building was completely crooked and became a summoning building. This year's netizens were simply uneducable, and the ability to focus on key points even Mozun felt hopeless. The Mozun whose authority was challenged had to post a Weibo angrily: Pen fairy?Oh, it's just spicy chicken!
Erha laughed contemptuously with the picture.
This time, in addition to the brainless fans who wanted to take selfies, a large group of superstitious passers-by poured into Weibo, and they all gave lectures on the spot, and staged one story after another that they had personally experienced or heard.
Ye Xuan was about to be annoyed by these sand sculpture netizens, and he didn't worship a good demon. There is nothing to be afraid of such a thing as a pen fairy. No matter how hot he is, he dares to compete with the demon for prestige, he is simply tired of life.The Demon Lord has been away from the Three Realms for too long, the Heavenly Emperor and the Human Emperor have become legends, and the defeated Demon Lord, even the legends are rarely circulated, and this inexplicable ghost has suppressed the Demon Lord's limelight. What a mess these years really are Everything can come to step on the demon king? !
"Ye Xuan, make up the scene just now." Unlike Mozun, who was so angry and had a headache, the director has passed the early stage when he was so angry that his whole body was uncomfortable, and entered the calm moment of "I don't have any demands on him anymore". , and even smiled at Master Mozun who had zero acting skills.
Master Mozun worked diligently to complete today's work. Although the results were not good, at least the quantity passed. He brought back the progress made in the past few days. , decided to go home.
Master Mozun went out of the living room to the kitchen, found a recipe and fiddled with the things he dug up in the kitchen. Before he had studied why this thing was so difficult to get along with, Yi Bei came back with his brother-in-law who had just finished school from kindergarten. Ye Xuan, who was covered in flour, was both happy and angry, and had nothing to say.
Yi Nan's brother-in-law was wearing plaid suspenders and carrying a small schoolbag. He bent down to Ye Xuan in an innocent and cute way and said, "Hi, sister-in-law, Nan Nan is here to disturb you again."
Take a look, how cunning human children are nowadays, whether Elbe is present or not is completely two faces!Isn't it just acting skills? Master Mozun has been an actor for so many years, and his acting skills are professional!Ye Xuan stretched out two evil hands covered in flour with a smile, intending to make fun of the innocent face of the evil brother-in-law: "Oh, Nan Nan is here, how long will you stay this time?"
Yi Nan hid behind Yi Bei, opened his eyes wide and said softly, "Stay for two weeks."
How could Mozun allow this cunning little human being to be arrogant again and again, chasing after his brother-in-law with both hands: "Oh, Nannan, brother, give me a hug."
Yi Nan wittily circled around Yi Bei's legs, and Ye Xuan followed Yi Nan's circle. Yi Bei couldn't laugh or cry, and grabbed Ye Xuan's wrist: "You are such an adult, what are you doing with a child."
Damn, I was escaped by the cunning brother-in-law again, but how could Mozun have the heart to let his innocent and lovely wife find out that his brother-in-law was cheating, the wife would be sad, so the Mozun, who endured the humiliation, had to go back to the kitchen and continue making noodles.
Recipes are really unreliable, sometimes a moderate amount, a little bit, half a spoonful, and a bowl. Is the measuring tool used by human beings uniformly customized by the market?Is there a textbook that specifically explains the amount of human beings?Mozun tossed and tossed for a long time, wasting three 500-year-old ginseng, and finally made three ginseng steamed buns. The steamed buns were not much bigger than steamed buns, but Yi Bei's body couldn't eat too much at once, so three were enough.
Ye Xuan took out three small steamed buns from the kitchen and placed them in front of Yi Bei who was accompanying Yi Nan to do his homework, with a calm expression on his face: "Baby, try my handicraft." It must be very good!The wife will definitely praise the deity crazily, how should the deity respond, should he accept it with a smile or calmly?Hey, the deity is so calm and calm, but he can't let the joy of the little wife be disappointed, it's really embarrassing!
Yi Bei took a sip, chewed, looked at Ye Xuan, gritted his teeth and ate them all. Fortunately, the steamed buns were not big, and Yi Bei could still show a look of surprise and praise, with the three big characters "quick praise me" written on his face. Zun kissed him on the face, and praised him vigorously: "My husband is really good, my God, it's so delicious! My husband is really all-rounder, he can make money and cook, he is very good!"
Ye Xuan calmly showed a reserved smile: "Well, what I should do, there are two more, finish eating quickly."
Yi Bei: "...it's so delicious, why don't I save it for tomorrow?"
Yi Nan, who was doing homework, looked at Ye Xuan, then at Yi Bei, and stretched out his paw: "It's really so delicious, Nan Nan wants to eat it too."
Ye Xuan glared at my brother-in-law, you are everywhere!This is for Beibei to eat, what's the matter with you!
Yi Bei grabbed Yi Nan's little hand, smiling like a warm spring breeze: "Nan Nan, there is a cake that Nan Nan likes to eat in the refrigerator, how about Nan Nan eating cake?"
Ah, the deity made it with his own hands, and Beibei is not willing to let his cunning brother-in-law eat it!Ye Xuan proudly watched his defeated brother-in-law go to the refrigerator to find a cake, watched with concern as Yi Bei ate the remaining two steamed buns with a smile on his face, and shared today's life with his wife: "I'm filming today. The director said Well, it’s all one-way.”
Yi Bei: "..." Oh, is that the director who called two days ago and cried and complained that he couldn't make the film?The director has given up on himself to this point now?
"Did you see the Weibo I posted today? I gained followers again today!"
Yi Bei: "Husband is amazing!" Actually, he didn't look at it, and went to pick up his younger brother as soon as work was over.
Ye Xuanbai grinned for a while under Yi Bei's adoring gaze, and then his face suddenly changed: "But what kind of pen fairy, sooner or later, I will beat it to find its teeth all over the place, dare to compete with the deity for followers, although I don't rely on this for a living, but I absolutely don't allow anything to be above my deity!"
Not knowing why the topic changed to Bixian, Yi Bei asked cautiously, "What happened to Bixian?"
Ye Xuan stared deeply at the pen that my brother-in-law had put in the middle of the homework book: "Now among humans, it seems to be scarier than me. I will never allow them to mention that I haven't mentioned that I am afraid of the pen fairy!"
Yi Bei: "..." What's the point of arguing over who is more scary? !You look like a peach trap, how can you be scary with that kind of thing!
Ye Xuan just forgot about being angry when he started to get angry. He raised his head and looked out the window with joy, "Wow, my wife, someone is calling me with a blood curse. Let me see which believer is praying to me for strength. I ordered takeaway You and brother-in-law go to bed early after eating, I'll go back soon."
Elbe: "???"
Before Yi Bei could speak, Lord Mozun disappeared like a runaway Erha.
Lord Mozun, I really lack fans!
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