[Nie Wei] Ge Nie's mobile phone

251

Anyone who knows Gai Nie knows that Gai Nie seems to have successfully escaped the status of single dog recently, why do you know?Listen to what he said on the phone now?

"Xiao Zhuang, what's for dinner tonight? There's still some beef at home, do you want me to buy some onions and go back to eat beef rice?"

Ge Nie held the phone by his ear with one hand, and picked and picked among the onions with the other.

"I have to eat it, the onion is very sweet when boiled."

"Okay, goulash."

Listen, listen, this is simply the tone of coaxing children.

How embarrassing is this bunch of single dogs!Another good Chinese cabbage has been arched!Resources are running low again...

252

"Yo, Ah Nie! Are you on the phone with brother...brother?"

What you wanted to talk about just now were definitely siblings, don't think that no one will know if you swallow it back.

253

Gai Nie has recently entered into a strange cohabitation state, and the only person who knows about it is Jing Ke.

But even Jing Ke didn't know that Ge Nie's cohabitant was his mobile phone.

How would you describe the feeling of cohabiting with your own phone?

Gai Nie felt like he was serving an extra uncle.

Wei Zhuang: Hehe, if you have the ability, you should go to your uncle.

254

At the same time, it's like bringing a child with you, who is still a picky eater.

Even the recent grocery shopping needs to be adjusted according to the other party's taste, but fortunately Ge Nie's taste is actually similar to his, and there is not much change.

In addition to worrying about the other party lying on his sofa every day openly and using his laptop to play games, playing games on his own when he is not allowed to play on the computer, and playing games while charging when he runs out of battery.

To be honest, playing with the phone while charging is really not good for the battery of the phone. Does Wei Zhuang still need his kidney?

255

This is called a strange cohabitation state?Those of you who are not blind in this state now know its scientific name as Old Couple and Old Wife.

256

It’s not bad if it’s like this for the rest of your life, but it’s also possible if you can marry Wei Zhuang. Gai Nie conceived his fantasy of his future partner in his mind, and then replaced the character with Wei Zhuang and found that there is no sense of disobedience.

"..." Gai Nie paused for a moment with his hand holding the potato. How can they say that they have only known each other for three months, why do they have the idea of ​​making a lifelong relationship with each other?

So he is this kind of person?I'm so worried.

257

No, in fact, you don't have to worry about this problem at all. There are a group of people who want you to fall in love, get married, and live happily ever after.

258

While waiting in line to pay the bill, Jing Ke asked Gai Nie, "Have you been inquiring about the whereabouts of that child recently?"

"No, the clues are too slim."

In the past three months, Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang have found many children who worked as temporary workers at the entrance of the supermarket. In the end, the whereabouts of the child who gave away the mobile phone is still unknown.But through the past investigation of the found children, it was found that it was impossible. After the exclusion method was carried out and other people were excluded, they understood that if there was a last chance, it should be the child who had not been found.

So they put in a lot of effort to find it, but in the vast crowd, it was really hard to find a child who was in the growth stage ten years ago and even the only photo was blacked out of the roadside camera.

"...Ah, that's it, then let's not be in a hurry, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, whoever wants to be in a hurry is in a hurry o(*￣▽￣*)ブ" Jing Ke waved his hand heartily: "If the Emperor of Europe doesn't come, I will give you points Is there a lottery?"

Gai Nie: "No..." Last time it was an accident, how could someone have been obsessed...

The girl at the counter: "Congratulations, you have won the special prize. The prize is an oven!!!"

Genie: "..."

259

Ignoring Jingke Ouhuang's African behavior of hugging his thigh and rubbing his European spirit, Gai Nie calmly asked the girl at the counter: "Did we meet somewhere?"

Girl at the counter: Such an old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation, but the other party's appearance alone can completely forgive this. (*/ω＼*)

Jing Ke: "Ah Nie, don't you have younger siblings? Why do you want to hook up with other people's sisters? If you step on two boats, you will be struck by lightning!!!"

Wei Zhuang almost couldn't control his phone mode: What?I was green?Still green in front of me?

260

Others are excited by Gai Nie's words, but they don't know that Gai Nie is also excitedly restraining the urge to complain.

What the hell?Collecting all the supermarket Jingke mobile phone lottery and the staff can trigger the conditional plot?

This is indeed a game to develop love.

261

That's right, the girl at the counter is the legendary Seventh Princess. What an input method, she is the last person in the legend.

It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.

So what were you working on all day long? _(:з」∠)_

262

After a brief exchange, recalling something that happened ten years ago, the girl at the counter readily admitted that it was her fault.

It's so crisp and neat, there is no sense of accomplishment at all!

263

"What? You've been looking for me?" The girl at the counter was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "I remember I left my cell phone number back then? It's in the cell phone." No call came back, so I changed the number.

The culprit who deleted all the women’s numbers from Ge Nie’s phone → Wei Zhuang: “…”

It's so windy I can't hear it.

264

Ge Nie subconsciously looked up at the ceiling.

Isn't this indoor?

265

Gai Nie wanted to ask more questions, but the guy at the counter who had been holding the oven's arm quit.

The guy at the counter next door: "Hey, how long are you two going to chat? Do you still want the oven? Don't let me take it away."

The aunt in the back: "That's right, a bunch of us are still waiting for the lottery!"

The girl at the counter quickly took a post-it note and wrote a number: "This is my number. For details, let's make an appointment next time."

Genie:  …

She tilted her head and looked at Gai Nie's calm face: "I swear by the author's integrity, this is not fooling you."

Gai Nie: Worry more, okay?

266

The author's integrity is a magical existence that can be regenerated from pieces everywhere!

By the way, didn't she disappear for that—for such a long time?Why did it suddenly appear again at this time?Why didn't they smooth things over when their brains were short-circuited? Why did you say it out of your mouth when everything was settled? !

267

Author: Of course it is to keep you together|ω｀)

Appeared ah hello!Be the author! ! !

It is a living author! ! !

268

Ge Nie Weizhuang: ...

Author: You're welcome This is what I should do.

Wei Zhuang: Can I chop her up? →_→

Gai Nie: Forget it, it's almost over, let her brush up on her sense of existence.

Wei Zhuang: You are nothing, anyway, you are the one who took advantage. →_→

Ge Nie thought for a while and found that there seemed to be nothing to refute, so he waved his hand: chop it up.

Author: Hey!So brutal!Girl save me! QQ

269

"I have no objection to chopping it up, but..." Here, the girl at the counter raised the knife and fork silently【Where did it come from? ]: "It's the first time I've seen a real author! I feel like I can eat it after removing the head."

270

Author: The world is so dangerous, I'd better run! |ω｀)

Goodbye! :)