[Nie Wei] Ge Nie's mobile phone

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Three days after meeting that person, Wei Zhuang nestled on Gai Nie's sofa and ate chicken: "You must be scared, right? Why haven't you contacted her yet?"

Gai Nie put his face down and put the fried vegetables on the plate: "Xiao Zhuang, you seem to have forgotten that you are my mobile phone."

Wei Zhuang: "..."

After this meal, I will contact her, right away, right away, huh!

Stir fried beef is so delicious.

I don't eat green peppers, take them away.

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"Xiao Zhuang, don't comb your hair while walking, it will fall all over the floor."

Wei Zhuang ignored it, and threw the comb back to the sink.

Gai Nie could only pick up the white hairs on the ground one by one.When he picked up the fifth long white hair on the floor, he suddenly said: "I like you, Wei Zhuang."

Wei Zhuang remained calm on the surface, and he didn't even shake his fingers, but he felt that his processor seemed to be hot suddenly: "It's really inappropriate for you to say such things with this face."

"Maybe." Gai Nie rolled up the hair in his hand and threw it into the trash can: "What about you?"

"Maybe after today you'll regret saying that to me."

"That's what tomorrow's me needs to worry about."

"You never know today what you will be tomorrow."

"None of us know what tomorrow will hold, that's fair enough, isn't it?"

Only the two beings named Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang are currently in this position.

Not so different from anyone else, yet so different.

"What are you afraid of?"

Gai Nie's kiss landed on the side of Wei Zhuang's neck, very close to the main artery.

"What is this?"

What is this?

Confusion, hesitation, struggle and other complicated and indescribable emotions flashed across Wei Zhuang's face, mixed with a trace of pain.

Ge Nie knew that he was persecuting Wei Zhuang, but he didn't stop because this might be the last chance between them.

He won't allow him to escape.

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Wei Zhuang's reply was to bite Gai Nie's neck hard, leaving a deep bloody tooth mark, and said three words close to his ear.

Before Gai Nie had time to recollect, Wei Zhuang turned into a mobile phone and dropped it on the sofa with a bang.

...This is a shame.

Gai Nie touched his wound, weighed the phone in his hand a few times, but was still reluctant to throw him into the water after all.

Forget it, just call.

【Sorry, the number you dialed is out of service area, please try again later...】

... Sure enough, you still can't trust the author's integrity?

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"Ah, sorry, I just went to the 13th floor of hell, and the signal there is not very good."

... It's not that the signal is not good anymore, it's that it's directly out of the service area.

And what the hell is hell?Although I know that this article is a fantasy series, but you don't have to blow it up every time it comes out, okay?They still need a worldview.

do you need?

……perhaps.

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After simply agreeing on the time and place to meet, the other party hung up the phone first, as if they were very busy there.

Gai Nie was playing with the phone in his hand, suddenly feeling a little emotional.

This is the first time he has used this mobile phone to call a woman.

"Why are you doing this?"

If Wei Zhuang wants to talk now, he will definitely tell Gai Nie not to misunderstand, but because he can't flirt with girls, he intends to drag you along as a single dog.

It's definitely not because I care, it's just annoying.

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Yet we all understand.

I just don't want to be combed by shark teeth.

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Gai Nie Weizhuang arrived at the appointed place at the right time, the girl didn't do anything wrong, she just took out a pile of paper from her Two-dimensional pocket, spread it out, and coughed twice: "Well, the materials are all here, if I want to read it, it's up to you Look at this?"

Because the other party looked very unprofessional, Gai Nie Weizhuang chose to watch it by himself.

The content is as follows-

Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang were originally from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. They lived to modern times because of the two elixirs.

After the five declines, Wei Zhuang lost his body, and his soul was severely injured. Gai Nie sealed him into Wei Zhuang's own sword shark teeth to nourish his soul.

But at the same time, Gai Nie was too weak to take Wei Zhuang away because of his five declines.

It was at this time that the girl met them. To be precise, it was Ge Nie's soul and the shark teeth that had turned into the shape of a mobile phone.

The girl met them a few years ago and liked them very much, so she agreed to Gai Nie's request to keep the shark teeth temporarily.

However, Gai Nie never returned.

The girl waited for a long time, and finally flew to the city where Gai Nie was, and found Gai Nie. However, Gai Nie did not remember the entrustment she had with her.

——He forgot Wei Zhuang, everyone forgot Wei Zhuang.

This is Gai Nie's five declines, losing himself and his most important existence being obliterated by the world.

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"Wait, there is a bug. Since all the memories about Wei Zhuang have been erased by the world, why do you still remember?"

"Don't worry about the details~"

Are you sure this is a detail you can ignore?

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Wei Zhuang: "Since I know this is the case, why can't I stay away from Gai Nie for too long?" Even flirting with a girl will freeze up?

"Oh, this, the function that makes you crash is actually not a curse, it's a kind of contract, called a co-existence co-death contract, which is usually used by couples to prevent the other party from cheating, changing their minds, and thinking about spring. Those who have used it all agree .”

If you are married and still flirt with girls, the contract will naturally punish you.

Wei Zhuang: Did I become a married person without knowing anything?

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Wei Zhuang: "How to undo it?"

Girl: "I don't know, maybe it can be canceled if you die. o(*￣▽￣*)ブ"

Wei Zhuang: I'll cut you first, okay? →_→

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"I'm not afraid, anyway, I'm a ghost now, you can't cut me hahahaha..." The girl laughed with her hips on her hips like a dead pig, she was so crazy that she felt like she could go to heaven, and then she really went to heaven.

Ge Nie Weizhuang: ...

really dead?

In order not to be combed by shark teeth, you actually killed yourself first. What a weird brain circuit!Shouldn't there be a normal person here?

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"Don't worry, I will come back to life when I return to my body."

Is it removable?

What if you feel more frightened?

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The girl patted her chest and continued to explain: "At the same time, because of the existence of this contract, you can absorb Ge Nie's aura to speed up your recovery. Of course, the price is that you can't leave him for too long before returning to your original appearance."

Wei Zhuang: ...so he can return to his original appearance?

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Girl (with a kind smile): "Of course, what makes you think it's impossible?"

Wei Zhuang: Someone's integrity.

Oh, the integrity can be regenerated, what else is impossible?

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Wei Zhuang: "What do I need to do to restore my original appearance?"

"Just wait for you to recover your memory and practice for a while, because Mr. Wei Zhuang is now a spiritual weapon body, so it doesn't matter if you want to continue to make mobile phones or become a human being."

"Recovering memory..." This is what they have been worrying about.Ge Nie raised his eyebrows: "How long will it take?"

"Let me see," the girl looked at her watch: "About nine nine eighty-one minutes."

Oh, nine nine 81... minutes?

so fast? !

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Girl: Of course, if it is not recovered, is it possible to keep it for the New Year? ┐(-｀)┌

Don't be in a hurry!

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Girl: "Okay, is there any problem? If there is no problem, can you solve mine?"

Gai Nie: "What's the matter, girl?"

Girl: "Please sign me! And if there is a wedding, please give me an invitation card! ~(≧▽≦)/~"

fan girl?

It seems so.

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The girl is gone, now it's time to train my wife behind closed doors.

Gai Nie was expressionless: According to what she said, how many times have you cheated during this period? ←_←

Wei Zhuang: ... Did you actually accept this setting? →_→

Gai Nie: I said it, just get used to it.

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As for the follow-up behind closed doors this time.

"Brother, practice with me."

"Xiao Zhuang, at least let me finish my meal first." You can charge to eat, but your elder brother still has to eat whole grains.

"Humph."

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Gai Nie still hasn't changed his mobile phone, and plans to use this mobile phone for the rest of his life.

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postscript

That's right, it's over, it's just so sudden and unprepared

It may be a bit unfinished, please bear with me_(:з」∠)_Anyway, the author is going to run away (*￣3￣)╭?? Thank you for watching. Those who can persist until now are all little angels