[Nie Wei] Ge Nie's mobile phone

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Ge Nie suddenly thought of an idea: "Have you investigated those children?"

Wei Zhuang: "What child?" Who cares about children?

"The child who sent you out at the roadside stall back then, when I recall him, I always feel that something is wrong with him. He may be the author."

Author: This is slander.

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Wei Zhuang: "Are you talking serious nonsense?"

"But you think about the author's brain."

"I'll have someone investigate those people tomorrow."

Author: hello.

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Gai Nie: "Okay, now let's talk about our cohabitation issue."

……

Wei Zhuang: "Huh?"

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Author: Wait, did I hear some py deal?

Zi Nu: I just left for half an hour and then came back to ask if you want some tea and what did you hear?

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Zi Nu: What did you do to my box?Said we are legit.

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[Wow——] Go to the hotel, hello!

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Ge Nie: No, I'm not...

Zi Nu: Do you want to start in chaos and end in abandonment?

Gaine: No...

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Zi Nu: I didn't expect Zhuang to get married so soon, the dowry I saved was moldy [wiping away tears]

Wei Zhuang: Did you use the wrong vocabulary?

Zi Nu: Could it be a bride price? !

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Gai Nie: ...can I finish my sentence?

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Listen to the explanation! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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"So you actually invited Wei Zhuang to live together because Wei Zhuang couldn't leave you too far away for too long, and you two had to live under the same roof for his own good?" Zi Nu spread her hands: "Do you believe it? Anyway, I I don't believe it."

Wei Zhuang: "Hmph."

Ge Nie: "..." What are you humming?

Wei Zhuang: "It's boring."

Gai Nie: "..." Does this kind of thing need to be interesting?

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When Gai Nie finally brought Wei Zhuang back home after all kinds of hardships, he just wanted to take a good bath and then go to bed, dinner or something, forget it.

Wei Zhuang, who was left alone in the living room, sat silently on the sofa watching TV, changing channels non-stop.

So when Gai Nie came out of the shower, he could only stare at the distressed TV remote control and complain silently.

It was born from the same root, so why is it too anxious.

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In order to save Wei Zhuang's TV remote control and his own TV, Gai Nie asked, "Do you want to take a shower?"

"Wait!" Ge Nie suddenly thought of something: "Since the battery is your kidney and the phone case is your clothes, will water get in when you take a shower? Or do you not need to take a shower at all?" Could it be a wash? Will it explode?Judging from Wei Zhuang's performance today, it's very possible.

Wei Zhuang, who is flammable and explosive: "...I can even drink wine, but am I still afraid of water?"→_→

Ge Nie: Oh, _(:з」∠)_Why didn’t you say it earlier?

Wei Zhuang: You are so stupid.

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"What do you want to eat tomorrow morning?" Gai Nie: "Since you can drink, will you eat human food? Or do you just need to charge the battery?"

"... Buns, meaty ones."

"I heard from Tianming that you snatched his chicken leg. Do you like chicken? Or pork?"

With a snap, the remote control in his hand was completely scrapped, and Wei Zhuang said flatly without raising his head: "It's the first time I found you so wordy, what is this? The nervousness of suddenly realizing that there is an unknown creature in the house?"

Ge Nie's face was paralyzed: "I'm not nervous." You see, my face is still paralyzed.

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Wei Zhuang sneered: "I've been looking at your face for ten years, so I don't know you? Look at the two paragraphs above, how many words you said in one breath, and count them yourself."

Ge Nie glanced up subconsciously, and then only saw the ceiling.

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Genie: "..."

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"Okay," Gai Nie admitted, bowing his head, "I'm really nervous, but you're not much better."

Wei Zhuang: "Ridiculous remarks."

"Although I only met you two days ago, I can probably see that you are strange." Ge Nie leaned down and leaned into Wei Zhuang's ear: "Haven't you noticed that you have changed in the short time we talked? How many stations are there?"

Wei Zhuang: "..."

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Jing Ke pushed the door open and entered: "Ah Nie, I brought back medicinal wine for nourishing the kidneys, do you want to try it... I'm sorry to bother you."

Gai Nie: "...come back."

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Jing Ke ran away without looking back: "No need, no need, I put the medicinal wine at the door, remember to give it to younger brothers and sisters, brothers should also drink some, take it easy and don't make trouble for others~"

Gai Nie: "..." As long as he doesn't torment me.

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Gai Nie is considering whether to make friends cautiously in the future.

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At least things like the rear door key cannot be handed over to him casually.

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Wei Zhuang: "Who are the siblings?"

Gai Nie: "This is a misunderstanding. It's a long story. I don't want to explain it to you. Let's have a drink."

Wei Zhuang: "You want to take the opportunity to have sex after drinking?"

Genie: "..."

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Gai Nie gave up on himself: "I think, will you give it?"

"Row."

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Gai Nie: "..." I didn't expect that I would have auditory hallucinations at such a young age, ha ha.

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Just kidding, should be kidding.

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What did I just promise?

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For a moment, Wei Zhuang wanted to take down his stereo and soak it in water.Then he thought about it, forget it, it's better to die directly.

But before you die, you must drag the person in front of you into the water.

a bit difficult.

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Forget it, just do it. [in two senses]

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So, Wei Zhuang: "Who goes up and who goes down?"

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Ge Nie's head completely crashed.

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Gai Nie, who had been fighting [in various senses] all night, woke up from the bed the next day, and seriously reflected on his mistakes last night.

The next time you have a sex date, you must prepare condoms and lubricants in advance, otherwise the other party will hurt you and you will feel uncomfortable.

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... The point seems to be a bit wrong, but it seems to be right?

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Sure enough, if the sluice is closed for a long time and released, it will release the flood. My back hurts and I need to drink some medicinal wine.

Gai Nie thought about it and decided that it would be better to eat something before drinking.

He pushed Wei Zhuang who was lying beside him: "Wei Zhuang, change your phone, I want to order takeaway."

Wei Zhuang: I don’t care, I don’t want to move, my butt hurts, and the battery is dead.

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Gai Nie looked at Wei Zhuang who completely ignored him and pretended to be asleep, and thought that he and he had slept together before, so calling him "Wei Zhuang" seemed a little unreasonable.

Change your nickname?Gai Nie thought about it seriously, and called Wei Zhuang affectionately: "Er Gouzi."

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Wei Zhuang: "?!!"

Fuck you, Er Gouzi, who is Er Gouzi?Who are you calling Er Gouzi!

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Gai Nie touched his newly injured chin, no matter what he said, he finally stopped pretending to be asleep: "Change my phone, I want to order takeaway, and ask for a day off." Seeing that the sky was already high, he must be late.

"roll!"

Gai Nie: "..." The joke seems to be getting too big, is it really okay to have such a big temper?

"...Then...Xiao Zhuang?"

Wei Zhuang: "..." Is this your point?

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Too many slots.

Is this world abnormal?Or am I out of order?

It must be the world's problem.

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"……Um."

"So Xiaozhuang, what do you want to eat?"

"……steamed stuffed bun."

"Okay, I'll do it."

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Let's forget about asking for leave first, anyway, Gai Nie is not short of the perfect attendance award.

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All in all, all in all.

To put it simply, it is what happened within three days when Ge Nie met Wei Zhuang.

Congratulations to Gai Nie for achieving achievements such as "same bed at first meeting", "meeting parents on second day of meeting" and "having sex on first day of cohabitation".

Please continue to work hard and achieve better results.