Who Stolen My Protagonist Halo [Transmigration Book]

There are no vegetable markets or large supermarkets in rural villages, and you have to go to the village to buy vegetables.

For urbanites, a journey of ten minutes is not too far. After all, it is normal for office workers to take a bus or subway or drive a car for an hour.

Closer to home.

Luo Dan, Cen and Tang got the 20 yuan they were given by the program group, and they walked to buy food under the guidance with a sad face. At this time, Ji Lingxi took Fu Tianyou and knocked on the door of the neighbor's house where they were temporarily staying.

The neighbor was a simple middle-aged woman, she was quite curious when she saw the battle of the program group, and when she saw Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou approached her, she was quite at a loss.

"It's like this sister, we are recording a program here, and we need to solve three meals a day by ourselves. We are not familiar with the place where we live, and we don't know where to buy vegetables. I just want to ask if your family grows vegetables and can sell them for you. Us?" Ji Lingxi looks good, her mouth is sweet, and her attitude should be as sincere as possible.

The neighbor is almost 50 years old, and she was called sister by a young man, who was full of enthusiasm, with a smile on her dark face and bright eyes: "No need to buy, no need to buy, I have it in my vegetable field, what do you want? Go pick it up for you."

Program staff: "..." Is there such an operation?Isn't that a violation?

The neighbors are very enthusiastic. The back of her yard is her own private land. There are several kinds of vegetables in the field, such as bright red peppers, cabbage balls, orange and yellow tomatoes, fat eggplants, old cucumbers, and beans. ...

Within a few minutes, the neighbor picked a basket full of vegetables, and Ji Lingxi tried her best to stop her from picking more.

The neighbor also said: "It's all cooked. If you don't pick it, my family and I can't finish it."

"Sister, we're only staying for two days this time, and we won't be able to eat much in two days." Ji Lingxi could only say so.

"It's okay, you young people, eat more if you have a good appetite..." The neighbor paused after speaking, and continued: "Oh yes, this old cucumber is delicious when roasted with meat, and you have to use lard. ?”

Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou looked at each other and shook their heads.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I have lard at home, I will scoop some for you later... You haven't had lunch yet, why don't you eat it at my house?" The more the neighbors looked at Ji Lingxi, the more pleasing Fu Tianyou was, and besides there was The cameraman and the machine were nervous and excited, and their faces were almost frozen with laughter.

Fu Tianyou hurriedly refused: "Our program team has a rule that we have to cook for ourselves. Thank you very much today."

"You're welcome, you're welcome... Hey, I'll bring you some more eggs, oh, and vermicelli and sausages."

Ji Lingxi & Fu Tianyou: "..." This eldest sister is really too enthusiastic.

Although the neighbor said to give them food, Ji Lingxi still gave her ten dollars. The neighbor almost didn't fight him for the ten dollars, but Fu Tianyou, a city resident, was taken aback for a moment. .

"How about this, sister, we want to borrow your electric car again, and I'll see if I can ask for a way to cut some pork." Ji Lingxi said.

Neighbor: "Sure, my electric car just got fully charged this morning."

Ji Lingxi: "You have to take the money, otherwise we'd be really embarrassed to borrow a car from you."

After all, the neighbor accepted the ten yuan with a look of embarrassment, and then the neighbor showed them a way to buy meat.

Sitting behind the electric car, Fu Tianyou couldn't help asking: "That basket of vegetables is enough for us to eat for two days, is ten yuan too little?"

Ji Lingxi smiled and said: "Ten yuan is enough to buy two catties of tomatoes in the vegetable market or retail outlets, but in rural farmers, they are basically self-sufficient in growing vegetables, which is not worth much. Especially after a week at most, those The food should be old, even if it is not given to us, it will be given to neighbors and friends."

Fu Tianyou didn't understand much, but it didn't prevent him from thinking that everything Ji Lingxi said was right, so he said with emotion: "The country people are so enthusiastic."

Ji Lingxi smiled without saying a word.

Ten yuan is really not enough in front of the current price of 31 catties of pork. At least compared with that basket of vegetables, ten yuan of pork is not as big as a palm.

"This pork is really fresh. Brother Ji will prepare something delicious for you when we get back." Ji Lingxi was very satisfied with the meat he got.

Fu Tianyou looked at the small piece of meat, seriously doubting whether he could taste some meat.

Therefore, when Luo Dan, Cen and Tang were still walking on the vegetable shopping path under the sun, Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou had already finished the ingredients.

It wasn't without trouble, though.

The trouble is that although this newly built house has all the host, guest, bathroom and kitchen, because no one lives there, although there is a gas stove in the kitchen, the gas tank is out of gas, and the only thing that can be used is the earthen stove.

Fu Tianyou felt that the show crew did it on purpose.

"Little cripple, you don't understand this. Brother Ji told you that food made from an earthen stove is delicious." Ji Lingxi gave him a calm look.

"Really?" Fu Tianyou was still skeptical, it was the first time he had seen this kind of earthen stove in his two lifetimes combined.

"When have I lied to you?" Ji Lingxi leaned over and slapped him on the face, "Come on, help me wash and chop vegetables."

"...Can I not wash the vegetables?" Fu Tianyou resisted. When he was at home, Ji Lingxi told him to wash the vegetables in a perfunctory manner.

"Washing vegetables and lighting a fire, which one do you choose?" Ji Lingxi raised her chin towards the stove.

Fu Tianyou looked at the not-so-clean pile of firewood, and at the dishes in front of him, he really wanted to say that he would choose neither.

Ji Lingxi pushed a handful of beans in front of him: "Okay, just peel the beans for me."

"Peel? Didn't it be cut and fried?" Fu Tianyou was puzzled.

Ji Lingxi replied: "This bean is old. You probably don't like it when it's fried and stewed. I'll put it on the rice and stew it for you, as an appetizer."

Fu Tianyou pouted: "I don't drink."

Ji Lingxi tilted her head and thought: "It's better to peel it off. I saw that the program crew prepared flour for us. I'll paste bean cakes for you later."

"it is good!"

Not long after, a fire was lit in the stove. Considering Fu Tianyou's obsession with cleanliness, Ji Lingxi specially cleaned the farm iron pot several times before starting to add oil to stir-fry.

Oh, by the way, it was Cao Yan who lit the fire.

If there is another bad thing about this kitchen, it is that there is no range hood in the kitchen, and the cooking fumes are extremely strong. After frying two dishes, the kitchen is already full of fumes.

But I have to admit that using firewood to cook a pot on an earthen stove, the fried dishes are really fragrant.At first Fu Tianyou thought it was because he was too hungry and was blessed with a filter, but after he tasted it, he found that it was really delicious.

Ji Lingxi made four dishes and one soup, which were stir-fried cabbage, fish-flavored eggplant, ants climbing a tree, braised cucumber and egg minced meat soup. saliva.

In the end, there were two sausages on the meal, but Ji Lingxi didn't plan to use the sausages as a dish, it was very salty.

Fu Tianyou was already hungry, so he couldn't wait to taste a piece of red braised cucumber with chopsticks. The cucumber was so badly stewed, slightly sour in the mouth, and rich in sweetness.

"This, this is good!" Fu Tianyou's eyes lit up.

Seeing this, Ji Lingxi also smiled: "The cucumbers in grandma's vegetable garden should be old when we go back. I'll ask her to keep two for us, and I'll make them for you then."

"Yeah." Fu Tianyou nodded repeatedly.

Xiaoqiu couldn't hold back, and asked, "Brother Ji, why haven't you made this egg and meat foam soup before?"

"This is also my first time." Ji Lingxi replied.

Egg minced meat soup, as the name suggests, is a combination of egg + minced meat. Ji Lingxi divided the two or three pieces of meat that Ji Lingxi bought into slices and shredded them into braised cucumbers and fish-flavored eggplants. The remaining three The second thing is too little to stir-fry shredded pork, so he chopped all the meat into minced meat, gave a little bit to the ants to climb the tree, and the rest was beaten into egg whites, mixed with salt, and cooked directly in boiling water. Oil, vinegar and chicken essence are done.

Not to mention, although the method is simple, the minced meat wrapped in egg liquid is tender and fragrant. Ji Lingxi specially added a little salt, which makes it a good dish for dinner.

The four of them ate with great enjoyment, thanks to Ji Lingxi's foresight to cook a pot of rice, otherwise it would not be enough for them to eat.

As a result, Cao Yan was still thinking about the rice in the pot while he was eating. Ji Lingxi saw his movement and hurriedly stopped him: "Brother Cao, give me a rest."

Cao Yan was puzzled: "It's okay, I can still burp—" Before he finished speaking, he burped.

Xiaoqiu rolled her eyes: "Brother Cao, you have already wrapped up the vegetable soup, and there will be no side dishes if you eat it again."

"Isn't there sausage here?" Cao Yan pointed to the sausage Ji Lingxi put in the bowl.

"Brother Cao, don't try to get me wrong. I'm going to add something to the fire later. This is the breakfast for me and Yuzu tomorrow." Ji Lingxi said.

Fu Tianyou, who was full, didn't pay much attention to it at first, but when he heard that the crispy rice had something to do with his food, he immediately cheered up: "Brother Cao, don't worry about my breakfast."

Cao Yan: "..." The boss has already spoken in person, what else can he do?

After dinner, Cao Yan and Xiao Qiu retreated quietly, leaving room for Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou.

Fu Tianyou stood beside Ji Lingxi and watched him press the rice. After shoveling off the rice, the rice still stuck to the bottom of the pot. He needed to heat it up again so that the rice would get off the bottom of the pot and become more crispy.

"It smells so good." Fu Tianyou sniffed.

Ji Lingxi looked at a similar piece and folded it down and handed it to him: "Try it, it's an authentic farmhouse rice cracker."

Just as Fu Tianyou was going to pick it up, when he thought of something, he hurriedly turned around and washed his hands, wiped them carefully before picking up the pick up.

Originally, Fu Tianyou thought that the crispy rice without any seasoning was crispy and crispy, but it was almost the same taste, but after tasting it, he found that the crispy rice still had an oily aroma and was slightly salty.

Ji Lingxi motioned him to look at the sausage: "When I cook, the sausage is placed on top of the rice. The sausage is very fat, and the oil flows down, so the rice crust has a little taste."

"Oh..." Fu Tianyou nodded thoughtfully, "No wonder I felt that the food tasted a little bit when I ate before. So it's not my illusion."

"of course not."

"Then how do you eat this sausage?" Fu Tianyou asked. He tasted a slice when Ji Lingxi was cutting it. There was a lot of fat, lean meat, too much salt and monosodium glutamate, and the taste was not good at all.

Ji Lingxi said, "Cook more rice tomorrow at noon, and I'll make fried rice for you in the evening, dice the sausage and add it."

Fu Tianyou: "Actually, I prefer to add ham sausage, this sausage..." He was quite disgusted.

"I cut it into cubes to make the taste less obvious, so it's delicious." Ji Lingxi was full of confidence.

"That's okay... Hey, I suddenly remembered, didn't you take out the sour bamboo shoots?" Fu Tianyou paused as he was about to walk, thinking of this.

Ji Lingxi was puzzled: "Sour bamboo shoots?"

"I thought that the program team might make things difficult for us in terms of food, so I stuffed a bottle of sour bamboo shoots in the suitcase, didn't you see?" Fu Tianyou had already gone to the main house while speaking.

Ji Lingxi: "..." Can he say that his eyes are dizzy just looking at those bottles?

After lunch, the program team gave a two-hour break. Ji Lingxi took a nap with Fu Tianyou in her arms, and then yawned and was dragged by Fu Tianyou to the first courtyard to gather.

Seeing the three groups of guests, Shu Huai smiled and asked, "How was everyone's lunch?"

Shan Ling's eyes showed a little resentment: "Mr. Shu, my mouth still smells of instant noodles when hiccupping. Can I ask for compensation for mental damage after the program is finished?"

Shu Huai smiled slyly: "That must not work, but we paid you food expenses, and the rice and noodle seasonings are also provided for free. Naturally, you can have a good meal when you buy vegetables and cook."

Tang Zhixiao pretended to be sad and sighed: "That's worth it, Cen Cen and I went to the kitchen, thank God for not blowing up the kitchen."

Cen Hanyu echoed: "Cooking is definitely the hardest thing in the world, bar none."

"But, when you were eating instant noodles, there were two of you who had a delicious meal~" Shu Huai turned his small eyes to Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou.

Ji Lingxi was yawning, and when she saw several people looking at her, she lazily said, "At this point, you know how important it is to find someone who can cook, right, Yuzu?"

Fu Tianyou nodded seriously: "Well, it's very important to find someone who can cook."

Others: "..." Instant noodles are really unappetizing, and dog food is also very, very, very bad! ! !

Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou had enough hatred, and Shu Huai took over the topic only after the materials were almost collected.

"Considering that five of the six guests in our three groups are not good at cooking, we are eager to improve the skills of the guests, so the next task is tailor-made for everyone-cooking pig food and feeding pigs!" Said Later, Shu Huai's ending sound was raised by at least eight degrees.

Everyone: "!!!!!!"

why?

why? ?

why? ? ?

Why pig food again? !

The author has something to say: Yuzu: Hee hee, I'm so smart, I found someone who is good at cooking.

Brother Ji: mua~

Luo Dan Cen Tang: Bah!

There is one thing to say, I am really hungry after writing this chapter, and I really want to eat! ! !