Who Stolen My Protagonist Halo [Transmigration Book]

Cook pig food?Feed the pigs?

impossible!Absolutely impossible!

The three groups of guests included Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou, and it was impossible for them to do this.

Therefore, even if they are "Bajie", they have to complete the task.

"Hey, since everyone has decided to participate in the mini-game, let's put on a scale before we start." While Shu Huai was speaking, a staff member already pushed an old-fashioned scale over.

Shan Ling immediately wailed: "Mr. Shu, are you a devil?"

Shu Huai laughed twice, and said: "This is an arrangement of the program group, so I can't be blamed."

Ji Lingxi looked at the big scale, and communicated with Fu Tianyou: "This scale has definitely weighed a pig."

The corner of Fu Tianyou's mouth twitched: "...Can you talk?"

Ji Lingxi's nose twitched twice: "If you don't believe me, smell it, it smells like pigs."

Fu Tianyou: "..." He suddenly didn't want to stand up at all.

Weighing is not very difficult for male artists, but it is not very friendly for female artists... at least for Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao, it is very unfriendly.

In fact, just looking at the appearance, Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao are both thin, because they will appear fat on camera, so female artists pay more attention to body management. .

It is also said: Women weigh no more than a hundred, either flat chested or short.

Shan Ling and Tang Zhizhi, one looks 1.6 meters seven or six eight meters, and the other is at least 1.7 meters. They have everything they should have, so Ji Lingxi is very sure and sure that they both weigh over a hundred.

Six people lined up to get on the scale under the urging of Shu Huai. Luo Leyou was the first one. He was about 1.8 meters tall, but his muscles were bulging, and he looked very strong. When he got on the scale, he weighed 92kg.

"My God, Lao Luo, I didn't know you were so heavy!" Shan Ling exaggeratedly widened her eyes.

Luo Leyou was not angry, but instead said slowly: "I will return this to you after you finish weighing."

Shan Ling immediately pointed at him with her arms akimbo: "Lao Luo, let me tell you that you are finished!"

Shu Huai asked in a comfortable manner, "How much does Lingling weigh, Leyou?"

Luo Leyou stroked his chin cooperatively, and after a while, he said, "I guess it's at least 120 catties."

"Get lost, how could I be 120?!" Shan Ling stepped on him.

Luo Leyou didn't move: "Anyway, it's definitely not 46kg in your encyclopedia." After speaking, facing Shan Ling's death gaze, he added: "I weighed it, trust me."

The atmosphere was warm, and Shan Ling also knew that it was too late, so she stopped joking with her boyfriend and said it quickly.

55 kg.

"My God, if my manager knows that this is my real weight, he will definitely force me to work out like crazy. I can completely foresee my miserable life after recording these two episodes..." Shan Ling wiped her face miserably, and then Looking at Ji Lingxi again: "Brother Ji, how do you maintain such a good figure?"

"Ah?" Ji Lingxi seemed to be out of shape, and she came back to her senses after she asked: "Oh, I didn't deliberately maintain my figure. I was born and won't gain weight."

Shan Ling: "I got a lemon..."

Soon it was the turn of Tang Zhixiao and Cen Hanyu's group. Compared with Shan Ling and Luo Leyou, who were a bit of a happy friend, Cen Tang's group had a bit of an old couple, and the two got along very maturely.

Cen Tang group 84kg and 52kg.

Then came Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou, Shu Huai asked: "Before weighing, why don't you guess each other's weight?"

Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou looked at each other, Ji Lingxi's lips curled up and said, "66kg."

Fu Tianyou was silent for two seconds, and said, "66kg."

"Guess 66kg?" Shu Huai was curious.

Ji Lingxi made six gestures: "Because of six."

Shu Huai: "..."

As a result, Ji Lingxi said again: "Yuzi, I think you may be around 68."

Fu Tianyou nodded: "I feel it too." He said and stood on the scale.

One scale, 68kg.

"Wow, it's really 68kg. Brother Ji, how did you guess it? Did you weigh it before you came here?" Shan Ling asked.

"I didn't say it recently... Just before filming, the director kept urging Yuzu to gain muscle. I reckoned that he should be a little fatter than before, but he really gained four catties." Ji Lingxi stretched out her hand to Fu Tianyou's arm as she spoke. Squeeze it up, "It's a big pile of pork if four catties are replaced."

Fu Tianyou almost sprained his ankle, and gave Ji Lingxi a sharp look: "Shut up!"

"Hahahahaha." The others laughed heartlessly.

In the end, Ji Lingxi said, as expected, 66kg.

"Okay, next is the start of our first game 'Bajie Carrying Daughter-in-law'. There is no need to worry about who is Bajie and who is the daughter-in-law between our Luodan group and Cen Tang group. Then come to our grapefruit side, who is Bajie? Who is the daughter-in-law?" Shu Huai smiled like a fox, "Friendly reminder, our road to carrying a daughter-in-law is not short."

"Can another person carry it?" Ji Lingxi asked, "For example, if I carry grapefruit for 200 meters, grapefruit will carry me for another 200 meters."

"That's too unfair to our two groups!" Tang Zhixiao objected, "Mr. Shu, I think that in order to ensure the fairness of the game, we should recite it to the end!"

Shan Ling also raised her hand: "I agree."

Luo Leyou and Cen Hanyu also raised their hands: "I agree."

Shu Huai then looked at the two of them, shrugged, showing a helpless expression.

Ji Lingxi said: "It's okay, we still have luck."

"Success, we can't compare in weight, we can't compare in luck, come on." Fu Tianyou said, walked up to Ji Lingxi, and squatted down slightly.

Ji Lingxi was stunned: "Are you carrying me?"

Fu Tianyou said in his heart that this is the time to verify the attack, even if he is right in front of Ji Lingxi, but he must not lose his face outside!

"Come."

Ji Lingxi didn't think as much as he did, and just said, "If we're tired, let's walk slowly. As long as we don't slack off on purpose, we won't be able to cook pig food."

"Really?" Shu Huai showed a meaningful smile.

October in Licheng is still hot, and Shu Huai's so-called "the road is not short" is not too short. The group of people walked around at least 1000 meters before finally reaching their destination.

Of course, Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou were the last group.

It would be unrealistic to say that Fu Tianyou is not aggrieved. When filming "Abyss II", he also gained muscle and exercised to look good for the camera, but he was still not as good as the sportsman Luo Leyou. Cen Hanyu was about the same size and muscle mass as him. However, the weight of the "daughter-in-law" on their backs is different. Ji Lingxi and Tang Zhixiao have a weight difference of 15kg. To apply Ji Lingxi's words, it would be a lot of weight to replace [-] catties of pork, so they still suffered from the "carrying weight".

The last two people have no right to choose, they can only wait for the top two to pick the rest.

The first Luo Dan group chose card No. 1, the second Cen Tang group chose card No. 3, and only No. 2 was left for Grapefruit.

"I think there may be a surprise on the 2nd card." Ji Lingxi got the 2nd card, and the old god said something.

Hearing this, Shan Ling smiled and said, "Brother Ji, I think our No. 1 also has a surprise."

Cen Hanyu also said: "Personally, I think number 3 is the surprise. You must know that I am the lucky one who is sure to win the lottery!"

"Who will be the lucky one?" Shu Huai began to play tricks again, and after scanning a few people around, he finally revealed the answer: "Now, please tear off the stickers on the cards in your hands, and the stickers will appear on the cards after removing the stickers." The house you see is your residence!"

Unexpectedly, there is even a card with hidden secrets. Ji Lingxi said that recording a reality show also increased his knowledge.Fu Tianyou was similar.

"Hey, it looks pretty good." Ji Lingxi looked at the house on their card and raised her eyebrows.

"Haha, we are a building!" Shan Ling laughed exaggeratedly.

Only on Cen Tang's side, the two of them had bitter faces.

The next step was to find their own rooms. Ji Lingxi was observing the scenery and houses along the way when Fu Tianyou ran on his back. He had a good memory, and when he saw the photos, he pulled out the location from his mind, and immediately pulled Fu Tianyou to leave.

In less than 5 minutes, Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou were standing in front of this house, which was obviously built not long ago. This house has a large yard. After entering the yard, there are houses on the left and right in the middle, which is a bit like a courtyard.The kitchen is on the right hand side of the yard, the utility room and the garage are on the left hand side, the main house is in the middle, the main room is the entrance, and there is a room on the left and right. All the tables, chairs and furniture are brand new.

The cameraman revealed to them: This house was built by the owner and his wife for their son. It was only two months after the decoration was completed, and the son only lived there for two days before returning to work in the city. The couple lived in another house. After obtaining the consent of his son, he rented it to the program group.

"My hunch was indeed right." After looking around the inside and outside of the house, Ji Lingxi whistled.

"Yeah." Although the layout of rural houses is obviously different from that of urban suites, and the furniture is quite ordinary, Fu Tianyou is still quite satisfied, "Ji Lingxi, let's clean up the room first."

"OK."

The two of them... three suitcases.

That's right, there were three. If Fu Tianyou hadn't put his 24-inch suitcase into Ji Lingxi's 28-inch suitcase before coming here, they would have been four.

Fu Tianyou is very particular about food, clothing and housing. It's okay when he's at home, but once he lives outside, he has to make his bed again, just like now——

His 28-inch suitcase contains mattresses, pillows, sheets, pillowcases and blankets. This is also because the bed is not easy to move, otherwise he would definitely move the bed.

After being with Ji Lingxi, Fu Tianyou tidied up his bed more and more neatly... There is no way, Ji Lingxi is the one who throws the quilt casually after getting out of bed, if he doesn't tidy up, Ji Lingxi can always let it go.

Ji Lingxi didn't pack up the mess when he was tidying up. He took out personal care products from another box, from shampoo and shower gel to toothpaste, toothbrush, mask, and face cream. He brought a complete set. Anyway, Ji Lingxi still has skin care products. Can't figure out what works.

Program staff: "..."

Ji Lingxi saw a few people standing at the door of the room, then glanced at the cameras in two corners of the room, and asked casually, "Is there any task after cleaning the room?"

"No." Several people shook their heads.

Ji Lingxi looked at them strangely, what does that mean—why don't they just stand around when there is no task?

One of them teased, "Brother Ji, don't you help Brother Fu tidy up?"

Ji Lingxi looked at Fu Tianyou who had packed the bed and started to arrange the clothes and hang them in the closet, and said, "If I help, it will be a waste of help, and I will be kicked out every minute."

Fu Tianyou took time to glance at him, his eyes flicked over the nursing supplies he had arranged, his eyelids twitched, "Ji Lingxi, the toothpaste and shower gel are misplaced."

Ji Lingxi looked at the past, and after a while, said, "These two look so much alike."

Fu Tianyou said lightly: "I put a label on it, do you have beautiful eyes?"

Ji Lingxi: "I just want to see you look good."

Fu Tianyou: "..." I was really caught off guard.

The staff: "..." A handful of dog food caught off guard.

"By the way, buddy, where are we going to have lunch?" Ji Lingxi was more concerned about the people's livelihood. He was hungry just after traveling from Yancheng to Licheng for a few hours.

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, as if hesitating whether to tell him.

"...Don't tell me, you have to complete a task before eating." Ji Lingxi had a bad feeling, didn't she say that there was no task?

Soon, his premonition came true.

The three groups of guests gathered after packing up their respective residences, and Shu Huai announced the next task: "Hand in your mobile phones, and the program team will give each group of guests 20 yuan for food expenses. You need to use the 20 yuan to buy vegetables and cook for yourself."

"20??" Several people were shocked at the same time. This amount of money was not enough for a cup of milk tea.

"Ji Lingxi." Fu Tianyou looked at Ji Lingxi.

Ji Lingxi raised his hand: "Mr. Shu, let us buy the vegetables ourselves, don't we need the rice? Can all the seasonings in the kitchen be used?" When he visited the temporary house, he took a close look at the kitchen, The rice and seasonings were unopened, obviously prepared for their guests, but just in case, he still needed a safeguard.

"You can use whatever you have in your respective kitchens," Shu Huai said.

"OK!" Ji Lingxi nodded in response, then leaned into Fu Tianyou's ear and whispered.

Fu Tianyou looked doubtful: "Is this okay?"

Ji Lingxi patted her chest: "Trust me."

Cen Hanyu raised his hand again: "Mr. Shu, if we cooperate in two or three groups, is it considered a violation?"

Shu Huai shook his head: "No, what we are watching in "CP" is the cooperation between your lovers."

Tang Zhixiao spread his hands: "That's over, we are both kitchen killers." Then he glanced in the direction of Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou, "I was really looking forward to Brother Ji's craftsmanship."

"Instant noodles, you are worth having." Ji Lingxi didn't answer her words.

The author has something to say: Yuzu: Although it is a subject, I have the dignity of attacking!

Brother Ji: Depending on you, everything depends on you.

PS: There are still some pig food for cooking and feeding, so don’t worry!

PPS: Estimated wrong, can't finish at the end of the month, sorry TAT