Who Stolen My Protagonist Halo [Transmigration Book]

In the inherent concept of Fu Tianyou and others, pigs should eat pig feed, and pig feed is probably similar to dog food and cat food, which can be bought and fed directly.

But the reality made them surprised, and... at a loss.

In the past ten years or so, almost every household in Xiaomei Village raised pigs. With the improvement of living standards, fewer farmers went to work in the fields, and fewer people raised pigs. The more sophisticated villagers are also unwilling to raise pigs.

Nowadays, there are only two households in Xiaomei Village raising pigs. They are middle-aged and elderly people with poor conditions. They are in poor health and have no children. They are too old to do farm work and can only raise pigs. make ends meet.

The program group asked the guests to cook and feed the pigs in order to take care of them, and it will be another wave of attention when it is time to sensationalize.

However, it is good to want to help others, but the question is, who can cook pig food?

"Don't look at me, I won't either." Ji Lingxi noticed that Fu Tianyou and other guests were all looking at him, and hurriedly declared to show his innocence. He had seen cooking pig food, but he had never done it himself.

Shu Huai: "Cooking pig food is easier than cooking. We have prepared the tools and ingredients for you, and it's up to you to do it."

Cen Hanyu raised his hand and asked weakly: "Teacher Shu, I want to ask, if I give up this task, will there be any punishment?"

Shu Huai grinned: "Of course."

Shan Ling asked, "What punishment?"

Shu Huai said meaningfully: "You don't want to know, so for your consideration, I sincerely suggest that you should complete the task with peace of mind."

Several people suddenly looked distressed.

Fu Tianyou looked at Ji Lingxi with hooked eyes, which means - Ji dog thief, our team depends on you.

Ji Lingxi leaned her face towards him, which meant—kiss me, and take on the task.

Seeing that the cameraman started to adjust his direction, Fu Tianyou patted Ji Lingxi on the back, and said in a low voice, "Be serious, it's recording a show, don't overdo it."

Ji Lingxi was unmoved: "Either cook with me, or live me, you rest."

"Hey..." Fu Tianyou was about to be defeated by his shamelessness. With so many cameras facing him, he had the nerve to ask for a kiss. Isn't that a joke?

Fu Tianyou was determined not to betray himself for this matter. However, when he learned that although the pig food was given to them ready-made, it still needed to be chopped up and cooked in a pot, he felt bad.

Not only Fu Tianyou was bad, but Ji Lingxi and others felt that this program group was poisonous.

The main ingredients for the pigs are big green vegetables specially grown for feeding pigs. Each one is about half a meter high, and it is placed in a big red pot. There are cutting boards and heavy kitchen knives. There are three pots in total, one in a group.

Fu Tianyou felt uncomfortable just looking at the dirty red pot, not to mention having to sit on the small stool and cut the vegetables into sections.

"Friendly reminder, there are only two pots for cooking, and the one who finishes first can cook first." Shu Huaiyang said.

Tang Zhixiao raised his hand: "Then I would like to ask Mr. Shu, do you pay attention to cutting big and small?"

Shu Huai took it for granted: "Of course it can't be too big, otherwise it will be fine if you just break off the leaves?"

Well, it can only rely on manpower.

Both Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao could only support their boyfriends mentally, and the two boyfriends looked at each other bitterly.

Luo Leyou complained: "I think this show is deliberately testing our male guests."

Cen Hanyu slapped him a bit, pouted, and motioned him to look at another couple...a male-male couple.

Then, in broad daylight, Fu Tianyou gnawed on Ji Lingxi's face. Ji Lingxi squinted, not satisfied, and even switched sides to ask for a kiss again.Fu Tianyou was a little ashamed, so he slapped his cheek heavily, and then slapped his head again when it was done, messing up his hair, and he laughed like a big fool of two hundred catties.

This handful of dog food is really heartbreaking...

Immediately afterwards, Ji Lingxi sat on the small stool and began to chop vegetables.

The yellow leaves on the outer layer of the green vegetables have been removed, and they have only been soaked in water, so it is not clean. Ji Lingxi took one and cut off the root, and pressed down the whole vegetable body one by one, a little stagnant.

"Don't be in a daze, hurry up and cook it earlier." Shan Ling urged.

Hearing this, Luo Leyou and Cen Hanyu didn't delay any longer, they just picked a stool and sat down, imitating Ji Lingxi's movements and started chopping vegetables.

all of these……

"Is there a sharper kitchen knife? It won't cut it." Cen Hanyu's knife got stuck halfway and couldn't get out.

Luo Leyou took a look and said, "Use a little more force to cut it off with one knife."

Cen Hanyu suppressed his dissatisfaction and disgust in his eyes, and nodded on his face: "I'll try again."

Facts have proved that cutting vegetables with a blunt knife is really terrible. Even if it is easier to cut vegetables than meat, it is really not very smooth to cut with a too blunt knife, and the energy consumed may be doubled.

"Yuzi, go get me a plate." Ji Lingxi said suddenly.

Fu Tianyou was taken aback: "What plate?"

Ji Lingxi said: "The kitchen should have the kind of plates for serving vegetables."

Although he didn't know why, Fu Tianyou did it anyway.

After getting the plate, Ji Lingxi turned the plate around, and then sharpened the kitchen knife on the bottom of the plate a few times, while explaining to Fu Tianyou: "Usually a whetstone is used to sharpen a knife, but it's hard to find a whetstone right now. You can grind it on the bottom of a porcelain bowl or plate, but the bottom of the bowl is a bit smaller, so it’s not as easy to use as a porcelain plate.”

Fu Tianyou was curious: "Can the knife really be sharpened like this?"

"Of course." After Ji Lingxi finished sharpening the knife, he handed him the porcelain plate, and then continued to cut vegetables. This time, he cut the knife much more smoothly.

Luo Leyou and Cen Hanyu were still watching, seeing that the knife seemed to be sharper after being sharpened, and they were also a little moved. Before they could find their girlfriends to pick up the plate, Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao had already brought the plate.

A few minutes later, Luo Leyou said, "It's really much faster, Ji Lingxi, your method really works!"

Ji Lingxi said with a smile: "Not only can this kind of iron kitchen knife be sharpened in this way, but also the stainless steel kitchen knives we use at home." The knife is slow when cutting vegetables.

The three of them were cutting vegetables, and the program group arranged for the three of them to feed the pigs some "snacks" first.

"Snacks" are potato vines. Pigs are omnivorous animals with a wide range of ingredients. People in the village don't pay attention to the taste of pigs when they raise pigs. They are all passed down from the older generation.

But to be honest, the smell of the pigsty is quite unpleasant.

Before getting close to the pigsty, Fu Tianyou couldn't help feeling sick.

"This smell is really bad..." Shan Ling also frowned, covering her nose and mouth with one hand, and clutching a handful of potato vines with the other, reluctant to enter the dark pigsty.

Tang Zhixiao stabilized his mind, took a deep breath outside, then grabbed two handfuls of potato vines, held his breath, rushed into the pigsty, threw them into the pen, and ran back quickly, because half of the pigsty There were still piles of miscellaneous farm tools, and there was even an old-fashioned dung bucket. She ran so fast that she almost tripped over the dung bucket, so she was supported by Shan Ling, so she didn't suffer from this disaster.

This time, Tang Zhixiao was a little bit cracked no matter how calm she was. She turned her back to the camera and said with a dark face: "What's the matter with the program crew, why didn't the pigsty be cleaned?"

Ask Shan Ling?Shan Ling also wanted to know why.

The two women exchanged a look, and then looked at Fu Tianyou together. Among the three people who came to feed them, Fu Tianyou was the only man.

Fu Tianyou: "..."

To be reasonable, no one stipulates that men must come to feed pigs, right?

"Grapefruit." When Fu Tianyou was in a dilemma, he suddenly heard Ji Lingxi's voice.

Fu Tianyou hastily turned to the source of Ji Lingxi's voice, and immediately wanted to say, "Ji dog thief, feed the pigs, I'll cut the pig vegetables", but before he could say anything, Ji Lingxi said: "I've cut the vegetables, Go and light the fire for me."

Fu Tianyou's expression froze, he looked at the potato vines on the ground, his expression was not very good: "I still have to feed pigs here..."

"That's all?" Ji Lingxi looked around, reasonably suspecting that the program team was letting the guests down.

Fu Tianyou complained in a low voice: "The smell is really bad, I feel a little sick to my stomach."

Ji Lingxi looked at his face, then looked at Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao, who were also disgusted, and thought: This is also thanks to being born in today's affluent era. If it is three or forty or four or fifty years ago, I am afraid that each one crazy.

But after thinking about it, each era has its own way of living. Maybe decades ago, people who have been exposed to these things since they were young will naturally get used to them when they grow up.

"You wait for me, I'll come." Ji Lingxi pushed Fu Tianyou aside, then bent down to pick up the potato vine frame on the ground, stepped into the pigsty, and said, "Brother pigs, come over for some snacks." .”

He is not like Tang Zhixiao Shan Ling, who grabs a dozen or twenty potato vines and throws them into the circle, but directly pours the whole box of potato vines in, and the three big fat pigs immediately start to eat , not at all.

Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao were dumbfounded. They didn't expect Ji Lingxi to solve the problems that troubled them so easily. And... Ji Lingxi helped Fu Tianyou with work, where was their boyfriend?

What are Luo Leyou and Cen Hanyu doing?Of course, it is a place to cook pig food.

"Brother Ji, please do us a favor and feed us too!" Shan Ling clasped her hands together and bowed to Ji Lingxi, pleading all over her face.

Tang Zhixiao also made the same gesture: "Sincerely request!"

Seeing the attitude of the two of them, Fu Tianyou felt a little bit uncomfortable. They both have boyfriends. You are not willing to feed pigs and find your own boyfriends. Why are you staring at other boyfriends for help?

The point is, Ji Lingxi actually nodded and agreed.

Fu Tianyou: "!!!"

Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao were overjoyed when Ji Lingxi's word "good" fell, but they heard him say again: "I can help you, but if the program team pays back the food expenses, you have to give us half of it."

Shan Ling & Tang Zhixiao: "..."

Ji Dangdang we advise you to be kind.

Shan Ling tried to play the emotional card: "Brother Ji, you see that the program crew is already so stingy, and they only give us 20 yuan for a meal, and I will give you half of it. Lao Luozhen and I will have to drink Northwest Wind ah!"

"No." Ji Lingxi was very serious, "I'll teach you the simplest way to fill your stomach."

"Instant noodles?" Tang Zhixiao looked bitter.

Ji Lingxi: "No, you can just buy a handful of leeks, get a few eggs, and then use the flour provided by the program group to roll out the dumpling wrappers to make dumplings. I promise, ten yuan is enough for the two of you to have a delicious meal of leek and egg dumplings."

Shan Ling and Tang Zhixiao looked at each other, and got a message from each other's eyes—is it still possible to operate like this?

"Two sisters, do you want me to help, or I will leave with Yuzi first." Ji Lingxi said.

"want."

"I want."

Ji Lingxi immediately looked at Fu Tianyou, Fu Tianyou understood, took out a small notebook and a pen from his pocket, wrote down two "IOUs" and handed them in front of the two of them, trying hard to press down the corners of his lips. Complacent, but still leaked a little, said: "Come, sign."

Shan Ling & Tang Zhixiao: "..." Why do you feel cheated?

The crew members of the program who originally planned to make things difficult for the guests: "..." Ji Lingxi, can you stop messing up?

"Dog thief, I suddenly have a craving for leek and egg dumplings." Fu Tianyou took the hand sanitizer he carried with him and washed Ji Lingxi's hands, while talking to him in a low voice.

Ji Lingxi nodded: "Let's see if the tasks arranged by the program team tomorrow are heavy. If not, you can pack some... But you have to help me, otherwise I can't do it alone."

Fu Tianyou: "You forgot my skill of making dumplings..."

"Come on, pretend that I don't know that you deliberately packed everything for the sake of laziness?" Ji Lingxi mercilessly pierced his evasive thoughts.

"...Then don't you just follow me at home?" A guilty conscience flashed in Fu Tianyou's eyes.

"If you push everything to me, I'm afraid that after the broadcast, I'll be sprayed by you. I'm being kept by you, so I'll lick you everywhere. It's hard to be hypocritical for your young master to do nothing." Ji Lingxi said.

Fu Tianyou: "..." He could completely imagine that scene.

Ji Lingxi took his hand and said seriously: "Since the purpose of the show is to let us show our affection, let's show it to them, so we won't be afraid that they will fight and choke them to death with dog food."

Fu Tianyou: "..." Jigou thief, you can do it, but it feels so good for no reason, how can you break it?

The author has something to say: "CP" will only write in detail in the first issue, and it won't be written later!

PS: The bottom of the bowl and the bottom of the plate can really sharpen the knife. If the knife at home feels blunt when cutting vegetables, especially meat, you can use a bowl or plate to sharpen it. Personal test, it is effective!