I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

Forget it, anyway, it’s not just a matter of a day or two that I can’t understand the barrage. I think maybe this is the eternal generation gap between the anchor and the audience.

I scratched my hair, seeing Xiaoguai sleeping in its nest, and I don’t want to disturb it. If the speed of light is broadcasting, this month’s live broadcast task will not be completed, so I have to choose some barrage that I can understand Start a silly chat.

"Where did my room manager go? The room manager is at work. Why am I not at work? Because I am on vacation today."

"Where did the cat come from? The house manager picked it up, and where did I pick it up? How do I know that? The house manager didn't tell me."

"Where can I find such a cute boy as the anchor? I have already been picked up by the housekeeper, you have no chance!"

"Why doesn't the anchor cook today? Because the kitchen was blown up by me... Hahaha I was just joking, you don't really believe it, do you?"

[Help 999: I really believe it, the anchor is so unreliable, of course we choose to believe it]

[Under the pleated skirt is doge-faced safety pants: Brothers typed the word letter on the public screen! ! ! ! 】

[It's just luck: I believe it, I believe it, I believe it, I believe it, I believe it]

"Damn it, do you really believe it?" I was a little bit aggrieved, although my cooking skills are really not very good, but I can't reach the step of really frying the kitchen!

I looked at the camera and said very seriously: "I swear, I will make a very successful dish in the future, I will let you all swipe 666 on the screen, so that you can post without confidence: How does the anchor do it?" The food is so good~ Why is this anchor so handsome and so good at cooking~ I follow, how about you~"

[Thump, thump, thump: It's over, a good child will go crazy if he says he's crazy]

[Awesome brother: Don’t be obscene, the anchor, I have reported such unrealistic speech, how about you? 】

[Damn, hate, hate, don't eat dog food: #This anchor seems to have become stupid, let's steam him#]

[Sichuan people don't eat mandarin duck pot: #或带来热火锅吧#]

I was a little crazy: "Hey, you have to pay for looking down on me so much!"

I babbled and thought to the camera, I didn't expect the little boy to wake up from sleep, and he came over to rub my trouser legs in a daze, I felt something was wrong when I saw such a cute little cat, are you... Are you planning to plot against me again?I stared very vigilantly at the lazy boy who seemed to be doing stretching exercises, for fear that he would make me look ugly again.

Carefully and carefully, I stretched out my hand to touch Xiaoguai’s soft fur. It felt very comfortable when I stroked it, meowing at my feet all the time. Fallen.

Petting cats is one of the great blessings in life!Looking at the cute little boy at my feet, I finally understood the feelings of those cat slaves. I took out my phone and took several photos and sent them to Song Ziping who was working. I typed: "Look, the little guy suddenly recovered Stick to me!!!"

I giggled, hugged Xiaoguai up and said, "Quick! Call Dad!"

"Meow?" Xiaoguai looked at me suspiciously.

"No, no, it's Dad~"

"Meow meow~"

"Oh, my little boy is so cute~" I smiled kindly.

[Gou Limin: Is there something wrong with the anchor? ? ? 】

[Flourishing and in a trance: The anchor still understands cat language?I have known you for a long time]

[I'm pissed off: Nan Nanzai, stop being cute! ! ! 】

[Pleasant Autumn Colors Eleven Twelve: I laughed so hard, the anchor seems to be mentally retarded]

[Hehehe: Why do I want to watch the fool's live broadcast? 】

I put my arms around Xiaoguai, holding Xiaoguai's two front paws with both hands, and I said: "Quickly call the uncles and aunts in the live broadcast room good afternoon~"

Xiaoguai seems to have not woken up, instead of fighting with me this time, he meowed obediently, like a fake cat, which moved me so much that I wanted to give it a hot kiss online.

[Morning glory is also morning glory:? ? ? ? ?Aunt?Aunt? ? ?I think Nan Nan doesn't want me as a fan anymore! ! ! 】

[My roommate said hot pot is the best: #控关#]

【It’s okay to drop 719379:#一锯销关#】

[What did the shooter jungler do wrong: I am too old for the anchor's online connotation?Really vicious anchor]

I said solemnly: "My darling is only four months old, and the age of a human is only a child. If you don't call you aunts and uncles, what else are you called, grandparents? This is why you are taking advantage of me. "

The bullet screen began to use "calling brother" and "calling sister". I gave them a very disdainful look, and said earnestly: "One must know oneself."

"By the way, have you had lunch? I haven't had lunch yet. Let me hurry up and order a takeaway."

【Where is the photographer lighting: cooking anchor online ordering takeaway.jpg】

[Harmony Level [-] and Level [-]: I want to watch Nan Nan cook and eat by himself hhhhhhhh, watching Nan Nan cook is the real meal]

[nzkk7493794319: Remind me, I'm going to order takeaway too, I'm so worried about what to eat every day]

[If you eat too much melon, your stomach will hurt: I already ate it, Nannan should eat well!Also, it’s not good to eat too much takeaway, let’s try to make it by ourselves.]

As soon as I turned on the phone, I saw Song Ziping sent me a message, all of which were emojis, namely "spit out love", "love hug" and "bixinxin". I was thinking about why this person is so naive, While showing the screen of my mobile phone to the viewers and friends in the live broadcast room, I said: "I will show you the room manager with a girlish heart."

"Why does he have so many pink and tender emoticons, no, I'll download a few too."

[Uncolored Panda: Thank you host, I'm full of dog food]

[What's in the closet: Thank you host, I'm full of dog food]

[I also want to fall in love: thank you anchor, I'm full of dog food]

[17-year-old boy: Thank you host, I'm full of dog food]

At this time, Xiaoguai jumped on the tablet I put aside to watch the barrage. It seemed to be puzzled why there was a cat similar to it on the screen, poking at the screen all the time.I looked at the side and wanted to laugh. After I quickly ordered the takeaway I usually eat, I immediately caught the naughty little boy. During the time waiting for the takeaway, I could play with this weak, cute but fierce little boy. Barbara kitty.

I grabbed its paw and said, "Come on, let Dad give you a hug."

At this time, the little boy returned to his nature of the devil king in the world, kicking and scratching at me, and I was afraid of its meaty claws, so I didn't dare to force it, so I had to let it run away like a wild dog, I smiled awkwardly He said with a loud voice: "The child is growing up and is very naughty."

[Uncommon characters 137996: #拍猫Failed anchor is still quibbling#]

[Starfish in the dark ocean: screenshot taken, thank you]

【Send us to catch the jellyfish: #这个主题明明超世晚但从希望喜欢来者星#】

[Grass on the Qingqing Grassland: #在生活区的喜欢的主题是很乱计划#]

[Jiumei Jiumei's beautiful younger sister: A handsome guy who can cook x Tie Hanhan who was teased by a cat?]

Hey, so angry, the barrage started to play tricks and mock my mentally handicapped behavior just now. Although I wanted to refute it, I couldn't seem to find any reason to refute it.

I pursed my lips, so I had to find other topics and try to get angry with this group of viewers who know how to mock me all day long. I said: "Maybe the life of having a cat and a partner is so boring and boring."

"Hey, those who are still watching my live broadcast at this point in time must be solo players."

"Didn't I tell you that the housekeeper's cooking is very, very delicious? He can do everything. He is like my own little chef. Every day, he will ask me what I want to eat and cook it for me. I ate it the day before yesterday. The braised pork ribs, the dry-pot chicken that I ate yesterday, I haven’t told him what I want to eat today, I’m so happy——suffer—worse—ah—”

[I didn't cry because my tear point was low:? ? ? ? ? ?Very vicious anchor]

[Tutu is so cute, remember to add cumin: Besides, I will cancel it, cancel it, cancel it, cancel it]

[Little corn cannonball: Damn it, I also want a boyfriend like a real estate manager, it makes me sour! 】

[Lemon Wholesaler: Do you want me to continue picking lemons?Lemon juice is running in my veins, 55555555 What a badbad streamer!I'm pissed off I'm pissed off! 】

"Since the housekeeper knows how to cook, why don't you let him come to the live broadcast?" I read a barrage word by word, and replied without thinking: "Because the housekeeper only wants to cook it for me, not for you guys." look."

"Besides, he is so good at cooking, the program has no effect at all, I still have fun cooking!" I said shamelessly.

[Eating a Cow Raw: The Effect of the Program: Scrambled Eggs Without Oil? Sliced ​​Tomato Slips Out of Hand?]

【Hey chirp chirp chirp chirp: Cooking is interesting: How can the performance be scalded by oil under full armor?】

[7197 trillion: Nan Nanzai is really thick-skinned, ashamed]

I continued to quibble: "Wouldn't it be a pleasure to watch me cook? Otherwise, how could I have attracted tens of thousands of attention after four or five live broadcasts, you duplicity people! You obviously like it very much!"

[Hehehe: enjoy: always worry about the explosion in the kitchen]

[I came quietly: This anchor is so thick-skinned, why don't we blow him up and make the children next door cry...]

[Regret to take the wrong medicine: Nannan is really arrogant and loves face, a child, I'm going to die laughing here]

Looking at these barrages that keep tearing down my channel, my face turns red with anger. Is there such a viewer who bullies the anchor?How strange!If Song Ziping was here, I... I could go up and taunt them with a big charge, but it's still not enough to fight alone.

[Ask a question, how to quickly improve your cooking skills]

[No, no, ask about suicide again. 】