I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

After I took the takeaway, I chatted and interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room while eating, and then staged a chasing scene with Xiaoguai, and finally ended today's live broadcast before Song Ziping got off work .

Seeing the final settlement, my live broadcast for nearly six hours this time, I was so moved that I was about to cry, and I completed one-tenth of this month's workload in one fell swoop, so Song Ziping couldn't let Song Ziping cook me something delicious Make up for it?

Coincidentally, Song Ziping also called me at this time, and I answered the call.

"Hello? Nannan, I'm off work and I'm on my way home now. What would you like to eat tonight?"

I said, "I want to have a good meal!"

Song Ziping said with a smile in his tone: "Then what would you like to eat today?"

This question is really difficult for me. I seem to have eaten everything I want to eat recently, and the recipes in my head are empty. I thought about it for a long time and said:

"Hmm...I haven't figured it out yet."

He said: "How about the two of us go to the vegetable market together and see what vegetables are available today before making a decision?"

I hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay, how long will it take for you to arrive, I will wait for you at the gate of the community!"

"There are still about five or six minutes. You can slowly pack up and prepare to go downstairs. Remember to close the door and window, and don't let the little boy slip out."

I said: "Got it, I'm not a kid anymore, I'm going out now, call me when you get there! Bye!"

"Okay, see you later."

After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone. After I found the key, I checked the doors and windows, and then slipped Xiaoguai into its den, and told it: "Don't run around, or you will be beaten when your fathers come back. ass off."

Xiaoguai was cleaned up by me just now, so now she is licking her hair very well, as if she understood what I said, I nodded in peace of mind, then went downstairs to find Song Ziping to go shopping in the vegetable market.

This kind of day when two people go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and cook together after work always gives me the illusion that Song Ziping and I are living a leisure life after retirement.

But it wasn't a bad feeling, and it even made me feel quite comfortable.

I feel that I am becoming more and more inseparable from Song Ziping.But after thinking about it, living with a handsome guy who can cook, live and take care of others for more than a month, everyone will become dependent on him... right?

Eh?Have I lived with him for almost a month?

I was in a trance, and the time passed too fast.When I think that he and I were completely strangers who didn't want to have sex a month ago, and now we are already sharing the same bed, my scalp feels a little numb.

No, why do I always feel that there is something weird... Song Ziping and I are now sharing the same bed, and then we live together, eat together, and broadcast live together. Why don't I feel that there is anything wrong with it?

Obviously living with a stranger I don't know at all, or a straight guy who is a little taller and stronger than me, and sometimes has a bit of inexplicable Kiriki... How can I accept it so easily.

Could it be that Song Ziping tricked me?

The more I think about it, the weirder it becomes, and the more I think about it, the more creepy I feel.Even though I've been a sleazy straight guy who doesn't care about details for the first 22 years, living with a same-sex guy was just living in a dormitory on campus, and I didn't sleep in the same bed with my roommates at that time Ah, let alone pretending to live as a loving young couple.

Now I am like an old and disrepaired computer that was suddenly disinfected one day and a 200-yard accelerator was installed, and suddenly I started to process the programs that I had forgotten in the past in my mind.

Many details of Song Ziping and I getting along in this short period of more than a month emerged in my mind. When I called to ask what I wanted to eat in the afternoon; at the dinner table, he smiled and watched me devour my meal... and when he rubbed my hair, I woke up that day and found that our bodies were close together when……

There is a big problem. Although it is a business requirement for us to pretend to be gay and gay, it is only required for us to show off in front of the camera. But now I suddenly wake up: why...why am I living with him in our normal life? Li also has such a Kiriki look?

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It's over, even if there is a 200-yard accelerator, my brain that has been abandoned for a long time still chooses to go on strike because it consumes too many brain cells.

At this time, I had already reached the gate of the community, and I stood there blankly. Anyone who saw me would sigh that this kid is really handsome, but why does he look demented, maybe he is not a fool, right?

I'm stupid, am I gay?No, I think I'm still the straight guy who can't even break it.

I haven't sorted out my identity as Schrödinger's straight man, but Song Ziping has already walked towards me.

There is still a warm smile on his face, like a gentle breeze gently brushing my cheeks, if I used to be, I would definitely smile back at him, and then happily walked over to complain to him about what happened during my live broadcast today Something interesting, or complain about daily trivial things like Xiaoguai didn't listen to me today.

But now I have only one thought in my heart:

"Why does my little heart start to beat faster when Song Ziping smiles, Jiang Nan, are you okay?"

Arrhythmia, heartbeat block, this, this is a disease, should I Baidu how to solve it?No, no, no, I must be dead or seriously injured after Baidu came out, I should go to the hospital for an examination.

Song Ziping also realized that something was wrong with me today, so he hurried over to me and asked, "Nannan, have you been waiting here for a long time?"

"Nannan, Nannan? What's wrong with you? Have you caught a cold? Why are you so red?" Song Ziping looked at me worriedly. He stretched out his hand and pressed the back of his hand to my forehead, and felt himself again. temperature, he frowned and said:

"Why is your forehead a little hot? Did you catch a cold while sleeping yesterday? Nannan, do you feel uncomfortable?"

At this time, I just recovered from all kinds of terrible fantasies. I waved to him hurriedly, smiled awkwardly and said: "No, no...Maybe it's too hot, I don't have a cold, and I don't have a cold." Uncomfortable place haha."

I don't have a little cold here, I began to suspect that I had some kind of sudden heart attack, why as soon as Song Ziping approached me, my little heart thumped like it was about to jump out of my chest.

Song Ziping's face softened a little, and he said: "Remember to tell me if you feel uncomfortable, don't hold it alone."

I nodded blankly and said, "Oh."

He went on to say: "Then let's eat lighter today, and go to the vegetable market to see if there are any fresh vegetables."

I still looked dumbfounded and headless, obediently following behind Song Ziping.The two of us went to a nearby vegetable market to buy some ingredients and fruits and returned home. Song Ziping let me play outside the kitchen alone as usual, while he put on an apron and started cooking dinner.

After putting down the ingredients, I ran to the toilet to have a look. Sure enough, my face was terribly red. It's over. I'm not really sick, am I?

After I got out of the toilet, I ran to the balcony and sat on the floor in a dull mood. The little boy in the cat nest poked out a small head and looked at me.

"Meow?"

I sighed and said: "You are still young, you don't understand Dad's pain."

Shakespeare once said: "Tobe, ornottobe, it'saquestion." The translation means, to be or not to be, this is a question.

When these famous sayings come to me, they become:

Straight man, or gay, this is a problem, a very serious problem.

I turned on the phone, and I wanted to Baidu first to find out what my arrhythmia symptoms were, but the next second I clicked on the chat box with my master, I bit my lip, and typed:

【Today at 19:43】

Me: Master, how did you find out that you like men?

master:?Why did you suddenly ask me this question? Are you bored or do you want to do social research?

Me: I’m bored and asked the master: Damn, what’s wrong with this, I knew when I saw a handsome guy have a physiological reaction when I was young.

When I saw the news, I breathed a sigh of relief. I only have a flat roommate relationship with Song Ziping, how can I have any physiological reaction?I'm straight, I'm still straight!

My master typed back to me again and said:

Master: But I can’t say that, after all, I didn’t have so many pornographic thoughts/shy/shy/shy about my first crush

Master: When I was in high school, the guy in the next class was very handsome. He was so handsome that he occasionally looked at me and made me blush and my heart beat. The blood flow in the cardiovascular system accelerated, and the metabolic rate increased.

I was shocked when I saw this news...

Master: Especially when I accidentally had physical contact with him a few times, ouch, my little heart seems to be beating just for him.

I panicked a lot, I was dizzy, I, my eyes went black.

Master: Actually, I was not sure about my sexual orientation before. It was only when I was with my first love that I realized that I couldn’t live without him, even though I broke up with him later hahahahahahahaha

My eyes were as big as copper bells, and I only saw those big characters: "So I can't do without him."

I was breathing hard, as if I had fallen into the deep sea, as if there were a hundred predators staring at me fiercely, seeing me as the meat of the knife on the plate.

It doesn't matter, life is ups and downs, not to mention that these are my master's family's words, there is no scientific basis, no theoretical support, no sample analysis, so don't pay too much attention to it.

I'm still me—an ordinary straight guy who is just a little handsome!

"Nannan, it's time to eat." Song Ziping's gentle voice poured into my ears from the kitchen like the wind, and my whole body was shaken.

I walked over to take a seat, looked at the table full of delicious dishes, and then glanced at Song Ziping, who seemed to be staring at me with watery eyes.

Isn't this dish delicious?Isn't this rice delicious?This person... oh, this person...

I never thought that the cooking skills of my housekeeper that I boasted in the live broadcast room today would become one of the evidences that I doubt whether I am gay.

Song Ziping looked at my sad and sad face, and the food was not delicious, he said: "What's wrong with Nannan, is the food too light today to suit your appetite?"

No, the problem is that this dish is too suitable for my appetite, and it makes me wonder if the person who cooks this dish is just right for my appetite.

[Question, I'm a male, straight male, I want to ask if I can't go back after pretending to be gay for a long time? 】

[Thank you, I'm not qualified to answer this question, because I'm just an ordinary gay guy. I don't understand why you straight men pretend to be gay and install double doors for yourself. Are you trying to prevent theft? 】