I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

"Nannan, you're on vacation today, right? So, are you going to broadcast live today?" Song Ziping asked me while standing on the bedside while putting on his tie after washing and tidying up.

I was still awake this early in the morning, I rubbed my messy hair, sat up and said to him very weakly: "I haven't reported to Sister Li yet, wait until I get back to sleep and wake up Let's see."

Song Ziping grinned at the laziness of me lying back down again, he smiled and said: "Okay, then you go to bed first, I might come back late today, I'm going to work first."

I didn't want to say anything, I just waved him, and then I was rolled up, and the pillow touched me, and I fell asleep again.

After several hours, I finally woke up. I didn't wake up because the sun was shining on my lazy pig's ass, nor did I wake up naturally because I had enough sleep, but—how did this stinky boy crawl on me? body came?

I just felt an inexplicable pressure from an external force on my body just now, and then I opened my eyes very reluctantly, and before I could see clearly, the fur on my face was rubbed by that stinky cat.

"Xiaoguai, Song Ziping is not here, are you starting to bully me again?" I sat up with a "squeak" and grabbed the nape of the culprit who woke me up.

This time, it didn't confront me fiercely, but just said "meow meow meow" to show off its cuteness to me, as if it was coquettishly saying that it did something wrong just now.

After being stared at and rubbed like this, and then meowing a few times, my mood suddenly changed, and all the unhappiness of being awakened just now disappeared in an instant.

Cute things are really a magic tool to appease people's bad mood. Even though this little guy is still a mischievous face-changing master, I still bow down to its various offensives.

The hateful cats, they just took humans as their captives so easily!Now I can fully understand why Song Ziping said that the cat is very good that day, the illusion is all an illusion to confuse human beings!

While stroking Xiaoguai's back, I asked it: "Why don't you fight with me today, do you know that I am your master?"

Xiaoguai blinked at me with its big watery eyes, and was still rolling back and forth in my arms.I was so cute that my heart trembled, it even started to gently lick my finger with its cat tongue.

I clutched my chest, and fell into deep thought: Could it be, could it be that the cat was overwhelmed by my handsomeness, and was it showing its favor to me? ?

I can't help but start singing: oh, oh, oh~~ One dream after another flew out of the skylight, and one meow after another made me open my heart. I happily turned on my phone and started Baidu. The owner showed favor and acted like a baby.

After a few seconds, my head was full of "what should I do next when I am so popular with cats", "it's your fault that Jiang Nan is too attractive", "a man who doesn't even let cats off is really disgusting", and I saw the final search results :

"Thinking too much, your cat is hungry."

I:……

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!Now I seem to be a pure boy who was deceived by the beautiful meowboy, looking at the little boy who is eating cat food with resentment.

No, I can't just admit defeat like this, I can't swallow this breath, I want to expose this bad cat live!Let the netizens on the whole network see how it deceives my feelings!

A real man will do what he says.I immediately changed into a set of casual clothes, washed and dressed, and after I confirmed that I was as handsome as yesterday, I sent a message to Sister Li and Song Ziping that I would broadcast live today.

Next, I logged into the "Nanjiang Never Give Up" Weibo account that I hadn't used before and posted a live broadcast preview. The personal homepage of station D also posted the same live broadcast preview, and then I was going to broadcast live on the balcony. I pointed the camera at the little boy who was still eating, and entered the title of the live broadcast room "Expose the little villain at home!"

Then I clicked to start the live broadcast, hehe, today I will punish this bad cat!

"Good morning, everyone~ Unexpectedly, I suddenly decided to start a live broadcast."

[Awesome brother dei: I am number one! ! ! 】

[Magic Scorpion: Nan Nanzai's mother is here~~! 】

[Oranges are not oranges: Am I the only one who thinks this title means something? 】

[You Shuang 叕: I thought today was also a show of affection, why are the anchor and the cat in the camera?Could it be... the housekeeper turned into a cat? ? ? 】

Seeing the audience pouring into the live broadcast room, I had another illusion that I was really on fire?

I turned to the camera with a perfect business smile and said: "The anchor’s housekeeper is going to work today, so I’m the only one doing the live broadcast, but there’s also a new member of our family——Xiaoguai who’s going to live with me~ The broadcast suddenly started today It's also to expose this little villain who deceived my feelings!"

At this time, Xiaoguai, who was still immersed in eating, raised his head and meowed at me very appropriately.

[I'm Fire: My God, so cute! ! ! !Does Nan Nan have a cat?Envy~]

[Stop him: Damn it!The anchor announced that he had left the group in the last live broadcast, and this time he announced that he has become a cat clan, showing off, showing off naked! 】

[No one loves rags: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!So cute~!It looks so small, doesn't it? !Woooooo miss rua! ! 】

[Nine Lives Cat: Aww! ! !Be good, be good, be good!How can it be so cute! ! ! 】

Seeing that the barrage was full of envy and jealousy towards me and comments praising Xiaoguai's cuteness, I laughed in my heart: naive!You are all confused by the appearance of smelly cats!

I said: "Don't look at our little boy who is cute now, but when he is fierce, he looks like another cat, very bad." After I finished speaking, I poked Xiaoguai's tail lightly .

Unexpectedly, the little boy immediately gave up his plate and rushed towards him. I was so frightened that I, who was squatting on the floor, sat down on the ground with a loud sound, and I fell back.

"Ah! What are you doing? Fuck, you scared me to death!" What made me even more unexpected was that Xiaoguai was purely interested in the cat teasing stick and wanted to catch that thing, which scared me when I was a freshman Jump, I thought it was going to assassinate its master after eating and drinking enough.

Xiao Guai is really not good, she doesn't concentrate on eating!As I got more and more adept at grabbing the cat's nape, I let him off me and put him next to the cat food bowl, and let him continue to eat.

[Seven monkeys on the tree: Pfft—it’s okay for the anchor to swear by a three- to four-month-old kitten]

【Qi Se Sha Yao Le: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed my apartment building down】

【Oh, not bad: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the host is really stupid】

[Thump, thump, thump, thump: The cat is so cute, let my sister hug it! 】

Before I could continue chanting about this naughty cat, Song Ziping called me. I wanted to answer the call off-camera, but my butt hurts a bit, and I can’t move my nest now... I I had no choice but to connect the phone in front of the audience:

"Hey, aren't you at work, why are you calling me again?"

"Well, I just saw that you said you wanted to broadcast live, so I opened the live broadcast room and watched it." Song Ziping's sentence was full of smiles, as if the water in the sponge could be squeezed out.

I said a little depressed: "You saw my embarrassing appearance again."

He said: "No, Xiaoguai and you are both cute."

I said with some coyness: "Don't call me cute, and don't call it cute!"

He chuckled again: "Okay, I won't talk about it."

I said: "Don't call me now, and be careful not to be caught by the boss and deduct your wages! Go to work hard! Otherwise... Xiaoguai's cat food will be lost!"

Song Ziping smiled and said, "Okay, I'll work hard to earn cat food money, bye bye."

I bit my lip and said, "Well, bye."

After speaking, he hung up the phone and saw the little boy who was already full, obediently lying in the nest Song Ziping bought for him, curled up into a ball and sleeping.

I was amused by its cute appearance, and thought of the various appearances it made me love and anger, I stroked two cats and said: "It is really a good fortune to meet Song Ziping."

[Little Deer: Damn it, dog food is so unpalatable!Damn, hate, hate! ! ! 】

[Save the child: Was the anchor talking to the housing manager just now?Why are you so inexplicably shy? 】

[Magic Scorpion: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowie’s! 】

[Magic Scorpion will send out a lucky spaceship × 3]

[Waiting for the wind: I hit it again, thank you, thank you, I am the master of Songjiang CP! ! 】

After masturbating the cat, I looked up, and I was full of doubts when I saw these bullet screens:

What did you hit?Why did you start talking about it being so sweet again? I wondered if I didn't eat any candy?

[Question, why is there a group of fans who say it’s so sweet when I make a phone call with my male friend during the live broadcast? 】

[Shut up, you gay!Don't cover up the love between the two of you with the relationship of stealing big chickens! 】