I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food
Chapter 3 Cohabitation Day 1
My name is Jiang Nan, I'm in City H, I just got off a taxi, and now I'm pretending to be gay.
After signing the contract, the company allocated a small second apartment to the two of us, which is very close to where he works and where I work, but now there are only furniture in the house, and there are no other daily necessities, so the two of us had to Go to the supermarket together to buy.
Song Ziping was pushing the cart in front, and I silently followed behind him, bah, not following but following!The follower said that I seemed to be some kind of pervert plotting evil.
I quietly stared at the man in front of me who was pushing a cart to pick out ingredients, and unconsciously swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.
It's not because of how good-looking he is, he's not as handsome as me!It's not because of how crazy I am that I will suddenly have lust/lust in public places, staring at my prey like a hungry wolf and drooling, after all, I am still a real straight man.
It's just because I'm a little too nervous now, so nervous that my limbs are numb, and I don't know how to position my hands and feet.
Can you not be nervous?
I am a straight man who suddenly wants to live with a man because of a contract, pretends to be a sweet couple, and will show off his affection in front of the camera in the future.
When I think about the awkward situation of the straight man himself in the not-too-distant future, I am nervous, terrified, and uneasy.
But when I looked at the person beside me, his ordinary handsome appearance, flat expression and unflustered tone made me feel that I was too fussy, because I had never seen the world, and I was too shocked and nervous.
I admit, I am a younger brother.
I'mvegetable, I'm too vegetable.
Oh, forget it, I still won't show off my construction site English.
All in all, all in all, I feel as if I am so nervous that I will log out of the earth and wander in the center of the universe.
But I'm still trying to get used to it, pretending to be calm, and silently comforting myself in my heart: It's only natural to use money to do things, since I have signed everything, then I will honestly do things according to the contract.
Isn't it just living with a man and pretending to be a couple?
Isn't it just the usual show of affection to deceive fans?
Isn't it just playing the role of a beautiful wife and innocent character?
Jiang Nan, in order to make money, to eat well, and to live... You, if you can't do it, you have to do it for me!
Bah, bah, bah, a man can't say he can't do it!
"Jiang... Nannan, do you like fish?" The man I had been staring at just now suddenly turned around and asked me, this really shocked me who was still thinking wildly.
Wait, what did you call me, Nannan?Handsome guy, it's the first time we've met, isn't it appropriate?
Being called "Nan Nan" or something by a man who was almost a stranger was also too intimate!I, a straight man, heard my head go numb just now, and my brain swayed a few times, and I couldn't stand it.
However, if you can't stand it, you have to give it to me!I got my first month's salary.With all the money in hand, I can't back down!
So I tried my best to pretend to be the golden rooster, golden horse, golden monkey, and golden pig actor, and I pretended to be calm but actually responded a bit stammeringly:
"It's, it's okay, I'm not picky about food."
He lowered his head and let out a muffled laugh, then sighed, "It's really easy to feed."
Before I could react, he said to the fish seller: "Boss, pick me a silver carp that weighs more than three catties."
At this time, my barren mind suddenly recalled what my manager, Sister Li, told me. She asked me to take advantage of this time to hone my cooking skills, so that I can go to the hall or the kitchen in the future. Cooking good food or something will become a major marketing point for me.When I thought of this, I hurriedly said:
"Song Ziping, Sister Li said that I will be responsible for all the cooking!"
Hearing me call him by his name directly, he said to me with the same expression but a little nervous tone:
"Then Nannan, can you cook? I seem to have forgotten to ask you this question before."
I was stunned by this question, how can there be any other answer to this question, of course there are only two words, that is "no".
Apart from being able to cook instant noodles for myself, the rest of the time I either start the delivery software with one click, or use my righteousness to resist the feeling of hunger.
I mumbled and replied:
"For the time being, I won't..." Then I hurriedly added: "But I will start to learn soon!"
He seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Then let me cook until you learn it."
"By the way, Nannan remembers to call me by my first name from now on, remove my surname, and call me Ziping."
I was terrified by his words, and he seemed to have felt my resistance, and his eyes dimmed when he looked at me.
No, brother, there is no need to enter the drama so quickly, right?We haven't even started yet!
Of course I know that each other's nicknames must be more intimate, and this is what Sister Li ordered.We are both "couples", so we must call each other's names sweetly.
However, this straight man needs a buffer period, big brother!
My heart is weeping, my brain is withering.
But people are alive, so they have to bow their heads for Qiafan.
When the boss picked up the fish and went to deal with it later, and when I looked around and felt that there was no one there, I whispered in a low voice:
"Okay, Ziping."
Although his expression was still so flat, his tone changed slightly. He said:
"Nannan is so good."
Hearing this title again, I couldn't help complaining in my heart: Don't be too greasy, be careful when I buy degreaser!
Forget it, it's not easy to eat, just bear it if you can.
Who told me that I was ignorant in college. When I was in school, I was either sleeping or on the way to the Internet cafe every day. I barely passed every subject at the end of each semester, and I barely graduated in the end.
Just in response to the sentence: "As soon as you graduate from university, you will lose your job."
Ah, at this time, I really want to sing a song called "Water of the West Lake, My Tears".
"Let's go, Nan Nan, let's go home." Song Ziping patted my shoulder and said softly to me.
I was jittery all over, this is still the first day of our formal cohabitation, the two of us have too much physical contact, right?
My body wanted to resist, but those four big characters appeared in my mind again:
"Chafan comes first."
"Well, okay, let's go." I tried to evoke a smile and replied.
His eyes suddenly lit up, as if secretly muttering, "It's really useful."
I didn't care what he said in secret, I just wanted to go back early, it's really strange and gay for two big men to go shopping in the supermarket together.
The GAY in the GAY is angry, strangle it to death first... no, we were going to act as a gay couple?
That's fine.
After paying the bill together, the two of us carried our things to the car assigned to us by the company. After putting away our things, Song Ziping sat in the driver's seat, and I opened the front door and sat in the co-pilot.
Before I could sit still, he leaned over and leaned over, getting closer and closer to my handsome face...
Wait, what do you want to do?White, day-to-day prostitution is unacceptable!Could it be that you are going to practice kissing so soon?I haven't even hit a boo since I was solo in my mother's womb!
My first kiss is going to be for nothing?I was so frightened that I was in a trance, and my soul went out of my body.
How come Comrade Song Ziping has such a high awareness of playing gay, did he start practicing so soon?
Is the progress between the two of us a rocket?
In this second, I thought a lot, thinking of the bright smiling face of the braided civic committee member I had a crush on when I was in junior high school, and thinking of the latest model that I just bought today when I just moved to a new home. Game, and thought of the clauses in the contract signed half a month ago: "Accept hugs, kisses and other intimate methods...", as well as the sky-high compensation regulations for breach of contract.
After thinking about it all, I closed my eyes awe-inspiringly, okay, what should come will always come, stretching or shrinking is a knife, why not let it come earlier?
Let the storm and everything come a little more violently!
I clenched my fingers tightly, afraid that I couldn't accept it, and then decided to abandon the car and run away in embarrassment.
As a result, I didn't wait for any strange touch on my lips, I only heard a crisp sound, hey, it seemed to be the sound of the iron buckle of the seat belt being fastened.
Eh?Eh?Eh?Why is this development different from the plot I imagined in my mind?
I opened my eyes and looked at the person next to me with some doubts.There was a smile in Song Ziping's eyes, and he said:
"Co-pilot, fasten your seat belt."
...I, I, you, you are thinking about farting!
I don't need to look in the mirror to know that my handsome face must be blushing.
He didn't speak, and started the car wholeheartedly, while I slapped this handsome face beside me, thinking that my brain must have been gnawed.
I turned my head and opened the window. I wanted to use the wind outside to blow away the blush on my face, but it turned out that your uncle just got out of the underground parking lot, and the overwhelming heat wave outside almost drove me crazy.Seeing that I closed the car window urgently, Song Ziping immediately turned on the air conditioner and saved my life.
I murmured again in a very low voice: "Thank you," and added reluctantly, "Thank you, Ziping."
"You don't need to be so polite to me, Nannan." He answered me, and then drove while humming a song, feeling very good.
Don't call me Nan Nan, I'm too Nan, I huddled into a ball and complained silently.
Alas, my first day with my future cohabitant began with such an embarrassing but risk-free start.
[Anonymous question, a same-sex person who is still very unfamiliar with the relationship calls you by your nickname when they meet for the second time and makes physical contact with you many times. What is he trying to do? 】
[I came here uninvited, four characters: He wants to pick you up. 】
After signing the contract, the company allocated a small second apartment to the two of us, which is very close to where he works and where I work, but now there are only furniture in the house, and there are no other daily necessities, so the two of us had to Go to the supermarket together to buy.
Song Ziping was pushing the cart in front, and I silently followed behind him, bah, not following but following!The follower said that I seemed to be some kind of pervert plotting evil.
I quietly stared at the man in front of me who was pushing a cart to pick out ingredients, and unconsciously swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.
It's not because of how good-looking he is, he's not as handsome as me!It's not because of how crazy I am that I will suddenly have lust/lust in public places, staring at my prey like a hungry wolf and drooling, after all, I am still a real straight man.
It's just because I'm a little too nervous now, so nervous that my limbs are numb, and I don't know how to position my hands and feet.
Can you not be nervous?
I am a straight man who suddenly wants to live with a man because of a contract, pretends to be a sweet couple, and will show off his affection in front of the camera in the future.
When I think about the awkward situation of the straight man himself in the not-too-distant future, I am nervous, terrified, and uneasy.
But when I looked at the person beside me, his ordinary handsome appearance, flat expression and unflustered tone made me feel that I was too fussy, because I had never seen the world, and I was too shocked and nervous.
I admit, I am a younger brother.
I'mvegetable, I'm too vegetable.
Oh, forget it, I still won't show off my construction site English.
All in all, all in all, I feel as if I am so nervous that I will log out of the earth and wander in the center of the universe.
But I'm still trying to get used to it, pretending to be calm, and silently comforting myself in my heart: It's only natural to use money to do things, since I have signed everything, then I will honestly do things according to the contract.
Isn't it just living with a man and pretending to be a couple?
Isn't it just the usual show of affection to deceive fans?
Isn't it just playing the role of a beautiful wife and innocent character?
Jiang Nan, in order to make money, to eat well, and to live... You, if you can't do it, you have to do it for me!
Bah, bah, bah, a man can't say he can't do it!
"Jiang... Nannan, do you like fish?" The man I had been staring at just now suddenly turned around and asked me, this really shocked me who was still thinking wildly.
Wait, what did you call me, Nannan?Handsome guy, it's the first time we've met, isn't it appropriate?
Being called "Nan Nan" or something by a man who was almost a stranger was also too intimate!I, a straight man, heard my head go numb just now, and my brain swayed a few times, and I couldn't stand it.
However, if you can't stand it, you have to give it to me!I got my first month's salary.With all the money in hand, I can't back down!
So I tried my best to pretend to be the golden rooster, golden horse, golden monkey, and golden pig actor, and I pretended to be calm but actually responded a bit stammeringly:
"It's, it's okay, I'm not picky about food."
He lowered his head and let out a muffled laugh, then sighed, "It's really easy to feed."
Before I could react, he said to the fish seller: "Boss, pick me a silver carp that weighs more than three catties."
At this time, my barren mind suddenly recalled what my manager, Sister Li, told me. She asked me to take advantage of this time to hone my cooking skills, so that I can go to the hall or the kitchen in the future. Cooking good food or something will become a major marketing point for me.When I thought of this, I hurriedly said:
"Song Ziping, Sister Li said that I will be responsible for all the cooking!"
Hearing me call him by his name directly, he said to me with the same expression but a little nervous tone:
"Then Nannan, can you cook? I seem to have forgotten to ask you this question before."
I was stunned by this question, how can there be any other answer to this question, of course there are only two words, that is "no".
Apart from being able to cook instant noodles for myself, the rest of the time I either start the delivery software with one click, or use my righteousness to resist the feeling of hunger.
I mumbled and replied:
"For the time being, I won't..." Then I hurriedly added: "But I will start to learn soon!"
He seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Then let me cook until you learn it."
"By the way, Nannan remembers to call me by my first name from now on, remove my surname, and call me Ziping."
I was terrified by his words, and he seemed to have felt my resistance, and his eyes dimmed when he looked at me.
No, brother, there is no need to enter the drama so quickly, right?We haven't even started yet!
Of course I know that each other's nicknames must be more intimate, and this is what Sister Li ordered.We are both "couples", so we must call each other's names sweetly.
However, this straight man needs a buffer period, big brother!
My heart is weeping, my brain is withering.
But people are alive, so they have to bow their heads for Qiafan.
When the boss picked up the fish and went to deal with it later, and when I looked around and felt that there was no one there, I whispered in a low voice:
"Okay, Ziping."
Although his expression was still so flat, his tone changed slightly. He said:
"Nannan is so good."
Hearing this title again, I couldn't help complaining in my heart: Don't be too greasy, be careful when I buy degreaser!
Forget it, it's not easy to eat, just bear it if you can.
Who told me that I was ignorant in college. When I was in school, I was either sleeping or on the way to the Internet cafe every day. I barely passed every subject at the end of each semester, and I barely graduated in the end.
Just in response to the sentence: "As soon as you graduate from university, you will lose your job."
Ah, at this time, I really want to sing a song called "Water of the West Lake, My Tears".
"Let's go, Nan Nan, let's go home." Song Ziping patted my shoulder and said softly to me.
I was jittery all over, this is still the first day of our formal cohabitation, the two of us have too much physical contact, right?
My body wanted to resist, but those four big characters appeared in my mind again:
"Chafan comes first."
"Well, okay, let's go." I tried to evoke a smile and replied.
His eyes suddenly lit up, as if secretly muttering, "It's really useful."
I didn't care what he said in secret, I just wanted to go back early, it's really strange and gay for two big men to go shopping in the supermarket together.
The GAY in the GAY is angry, strangle it to death first... no, we were going to act as a gay couple?
That's fine.
After paying the bill together, the two of us carried our things to the car assigned to us by the company. After putting away our things, Song Ziping sat in the driver's seat, and I opened the front door and sat in the co-pilot.
Before I could sit still, he leaned over and leaned over, getting closer and closer to my handsome face...
Wait, what do you want to do?White, day-to-day prostitution is unacceptable!Could it be that you are going to practice kissing so soon?I haven't even hit a boo since I was solo in my mother's womb!
My first kiss is going to be for nothing?I was so frightened that I was in a trance, and my soul went out of my body.
How come Comrade Song Ziping has such a high awareness of playing gay, did he start practicing so soon?
Is the progress between the two of us a rocket?
In this second, I thought a lot, thinking of the bright smiling face of the braided civic committee member I had a crush on when I was in junior high school, and thinking of the latest model that I just bought today when I just moved to a new home. Game, and thought of the clauses in the contract signed half a month ago: "Accept hugs, kisses and other intimate methods...", as well as the sky-high compensation regulations for breach of contract.
After thinking about it all, I closed my eyes awe-inspiringly, okay, what should come will always come, stretching or shrinking is a knife, why not let it come earlier?
Let the storm and everything come a little more violently!
I clenched my fingers tightly, afraid that I couldn't accept it, and then decided to abandon the car and run away in embarrassment.
As a result, I didn't wait for any strange touch on my lips, I only heard a crisp sound, hey, it seemed to be the sound of the iron buckle of the seat belt being fastened.
Eh?Eh?Eh?Why is this development different from the plot I imagined in my mind?
I opened my eyes and looked at the person next to me with some doubts.There was a smile in Song Ziping's eyes, and he said:
"Co-pilot, fasten your seat belt."
...I, I, you, you are thinking about farting!
I don't need to look in the mirror to know that my handsome face must be blushing.
He didn't speak, and started the car wholeheartedly, while I slapped this handsome face beside me, thinking that my brain must have been gnawed.
I turned my head and opened the window. I wanted to use the wind outside to blow away the blush on my face, but it turned out that your uncle just got out of the underground parking lot, and the overwhelming heat wave outside almost drove me crazy.Seeing that I closed the car window urgently, Song Ziping immediately turned on the air conditioner and saved my life.
I murmured again in a very low voice: "Thank you," and added reluctantly, "Thank you, Ziping."
"You don't need to be so polite to me, Nannan." He answered me, and then drove while humming a song, feeling very good.
Don't call me Nan Nan, I'm too Nan, I huddled into a ball and complained silently.
Alas, my first day with my future cohabitant began with such an embarrassing but risk-free start.
[Anonymous question, a same-sex person who is still very unfamiliar with the relationship calls you by your nickname when they meet for the second time and makes physical contact with you many times. What is he trying to do? 】
[I came here uninvited, four characters: He wants to pick you up. 】
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