I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

The two of us got out of the car, and one of us carried half of our things and got on the elevator.

When I got home, Song Ziping rolled up his sleeves and put on an apron. He gave me a bag of snacks he just bought and asked me to go to the living room to watch TV and play with my mobile phone, and then come over to help serve the food when the food is cooked.

I seem to be his adopted son... oh, oh, oh, how can I recognize a father for myself.

But someone is willing to cook, I am very happy, I groaned happily in my heart, took the snacks and went to sit on the soft sofa in the living room.

Not to mention, the company is really good to us. Just look at the furniture in this apartment. Although it looks a bit inconspicuous, it is very comfortable and easy to use. It is obvious that the company cares about it. Valuing us, I will vote for peaches and rewards for plums!

While eating potato chips, I swear in my heart that for myself, for my mother, and for the company, I will try my best to learn how to show affection, how to show affection naturally, how to make people feel sweet when they see you show affection, Really, beautiful.

Let everyone think that our dog food is sugar instead of shit!

I swear, I will eat the most meals with the most sincere heart!

I happily hugged the potato chips and started babbling. When the rice was cooked, I went to help serve the food. Looking at a table of delicious food, needless to say, my saliva was already ticking in my mouth.

I thought that there would be an embarrassing period when I first started cohabiting with strangers of the same sex and future colleagues, but I never expected that I would accept it so quickly, as if I had gained a super top-matched and invincible roommate in the legend on the Internet!

I looked at Song Ziping with admiration on my face, and praised unceremoniously: "Song... No, it's great that Ziping has you. If any girl marries you in the future, I will be so lucky!"

"Oh, if only someone would be willing to raise me like this in the future." I took a bite of the fish with my chopsticks and ate it into my mouth. The bean paste is so delicious that I am full of praise.

I boasted so casually, but I didn't expect him to reply seriously:

"Okay, I'll take care of you."

"Cough, cough, cough..." I was so scared by his words that I blushed and my heart beat as if all the bones on this fish appeared in my throat and kept irritating my throat. I began to cough non-stop, almost exhausting my heart and lungs The stomach is coughed up.

Meals can be eaten indiscriminately, but these words must not be said indiscriminately!I was so scared that I almost logged out of the earth again and became an orphan in the universe, petrified into a meteorite floating in the boundless universe.

He was busy looking for tissues for me, and even came over to help me pat my back. He asked very concerned and anxiously: "Are you okay? Eat slowly, these are yours, no one will snatch them from you."

No, brother, big brother, young man, this is not a question of whether to grab food or not, it is a question of what you say that is easy to be misunderstood.

I really want to say something to him:

Xiaohuoju, you, haven't you watched too many Xingye's movies?

No, no, it’s: I’m a straight man, it’s against the law to rape a straight man forcibly!

Song Ziping, you are committing a crime!I arrested you in the name of a straight man, do you know it's a crime?

I finally stopped coughing and wiped the corners of my mouth with a tissue.

I hinted politely and without losing embarrassment:

"Brother Song, I'm a straight man."

He seemed to be very pleased with Song Ge's name. The corner of his mouth curled up, as if he had eaten "Grandpa and grandma are so happy and bought me my favorite Xilang jelly", and he said, "Me too."

...you want to be an astronaut too?

Bah, are you straight too?How could I, like this, not believe it?

I looked at him suspiciously, and he looked at me with a smile. We were like two underground workers meeting. I said to him: "Comrade!" Before I could say the code word, he answered: " I am!"

No, no, no, this comrade doesn't recognize me!

I was silent, I started digging my head down, he was still laughing, he was laughing wildly, staring at me while I was eating.

I couldn't take it anymore, I looked up again, my mind was burning with anger, and the words came out in a whisper:

"you're not eating?"

He shook his head and said, "I don't eat. I'm trying to lose weight recently. People from the company say that my face is a little fat, and I won't look good on camera."

...Brother, you are working too hard, and your mental awareness of making money is too high!

"Are you really not going to eat it? Fish meat doesn't make you fat." I said tentatively again.

Hearing my caring tone, Song Ziping rolled his eyes with a smile, and said, "I'll be full just watching you eat."

When you put it that way, the fish in my mouth will lose its flavor in an instant.Do I have a beautiful face that can be transformed into food out of thin air?

In order to prevent me from being unable to eat, I didn't dare to ask Mr. Song Ziping any more questions, so I hurried to eat as soon as possible.

After eating, I volunteered to wash the dishes, and ran to the kitchen with the dishes and chopsticks to start cleaning.Song Ziping didn't say anything, he just told me a few words: "Be careful."

I snorted, thinking that there is no need to pay attention to safety when washing the dishes. I am not a three-year-old child, and accidents can happen just by washing the dishes.

As soon as I finished spitting, I turned around and smashed a rice bowl that had been washed away from the foam and was about to be put into the cabinet.

With a "clang", "crack" and "snap", it fell into pieces, petal after petal, like my little self-esteem, which was shattered to pieces.

Song Ziping heard the noise and walked over, I blushed, thinking that I can't do such a simple thing as washing the dishes, I'm just a trash brother, shit balls, rotten leaves that no one wants to throw at the vegetable market cabbage.

I hurriedly squatted down, trying to quickly pick up all the broken porcelain pieces with my hands, and wanting to immediately destroy these evidences that I accidentally missed.

Song Ziping hurriedly stopped me: "Don't pick it up with your hands, I'll get a broom and dustpan, be careful not to scratch your hands."

No, I want to be brave!

Then 1 minute later, I looked at the band-aid wrapped on my index finger, sat alone on the sofa, reflected on myself, and wrote a doggerel:

"Eat everything without leaving anything, and do nothing without knowing."

"What's the best thing to say? Bragging No.1."

After Song Ziping cleaned up the mess in the kitchen, he came to comfort me and said: "It's okay to break a bowl once in a while, if the old one doesn't go away, the new one won't come."

But that's a new bowl that I just bought this afternoon? !

I looked at him with dull eyes, and he deliberately moved his eyes away.

look!look!This man, he has a guilty conscience!

Song Ziping walked around in front of me for a long time, thought for a while, and then choked out another sentence:

"Small and safe."

I smiled and said: "Don't comfort me, I will be careful next time."

Song Ziping nodded: "I've just placed an order for a dishwasher. From now on, I only need to put the bowls in the dishwasher, so I don't have to worry about breaking the bowls."

Me: ...is this the power of RMB players?

He came over and rubbed my hair and said, "It's okay, I'll buy 10 new ones tomorrow."

"Ten is too much... Just buy a new one." I couldn't help but answer.

He smiled and said, "Just be happy."

This... Isn't this the most commonly used sentence pattern to perfunctory boyfriend and girlfriend?Song Ziping is really good at chatting the world to death, I sighed, thinking how much I will be able to treat the two of us who are cute as CP in the future.

I looked at my roommate, my cohabitant, and my fake boyfriend. His facial features were not particularly delicate, and he was good-looking but not particularly handsome.

Song Ziping is like the one with the most correct facial features among the passers-by. After watching for a long time, he can appreciate a somewhat handsome man, and sometimes he can even see the shadows of several popular male stars from his face.

Before signing the marketing contract of pretending to be a couple, I once asked my manager, Sister Li, this question: "Why don't you choose a handsome guy to partner with me to pretend to be a couple? Wouldn't that attract more people?"

Sister Li rolled her eyes at me, and she said: "You only have one advantage of being handsome, if there is another one who is more handsome than you, what advantages do you have?"

After listening to it, I was silent, I thought deeply, and I was in pain.

Sister Li's implication is that I want to use Song Ziping's handsomeness to set off my super handsome.

And I'm going to use my stupid trash to set off his cleverness and ability?

Alas, my roommate, he is so handsome.

I'm just plain stupid.

We are a good match.

Abbreviation, good match.

[Question, the more you look at same-sex cohabitants, the more pleasing you are, what's going on?By the way, he is also very warm to me, he is also very kind, and his personality is very gentle, I don’t blame me for breaking the bowl...]

[His closet or your deep closet, these two answers, please choose one of the two. 】

[Supplementary answer: It is also possible that you are both gay, then I wish you happiness in advance. 】