I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

Shock!Why would a straight man pretend to be gay in public, and continue to play shamelessly in public? The truth of the story is so terrifying... Men will be silent when they hear it, and women will cry when they hear it.

After all, the reason is only one word:

poor.

Well, let's revisit:

I, Jiang Nan, a fresh graduate in 201X, with poor grades, no mining at home, no work experience, and no various certificates. After three months of drifting in various job fairs, I still haven't found a job.

Seeing that after I paid the rent, I was almost too poor to eat meat. My college roommate and class monitor gave me a contact information and asked me to go to an online celebrity training opened by his cousin’s girlfriend’s uncle. The company gives it a try.

After I repeatedly confirmed with him that this Internet celebrity company is not a pyramid scheme, I took the business card he gave me and wandered around the entrance of this company called Hongying Entertainment.

Finally, I mustered up the courage and finally took a firm step.I thought to myself that I have been rejected so many times anyway, one more time is not too much, and one less time is not too little.After I figured it out, I dashed in for the interview with great arrogance, and then I actually——passed?

Before I chatted with the manager of the HR department for a few minutes, she said that I had a good image and asked me if I had any special skills. I bit the bullet and said that I was good at playing games.In other companies, this answer received the interviewer's blank eyes, but here it received the manager's smile and affirmation!

Could it be that I was rejected so many times before because I was waiting for this predestined dream romance company?After passing the first and second sides with ease, I am now in a very high mood, and finally I even received a good news that couldn't be better:

The company may train me as a game anchor, and now several big anchors in the game area of ​​station D are my fellow brothers and sisters.After hearing the news of the explosion, I was as happy as if I drank a catty of Wang? milk, and jumped three feet high!

Is there any job in this world that can make him happier than letting a gaming nerd directly become a game anchor?

Then I got the trainee certificate and started to take classes in the company. I had half a month of training classes and half a month of assessment. After passing the assessment, I could sign a contract with the company to start the next training plan.And there is only one content of the assessment, which is the live broadcast, and the standard of assessment is the effect of the live broadcast.

I thought that I would listen carefully in every class, as if I was possessed by myself in the third year of high school, and I would be able to perform outstandingly during the live assessment, which surprised my teachers and managers who assessed me.

The result surprised me in the end. When I started the live broadcast for the first time, it was like handing in a blank paper on the spot.Obviously I'm fine at ordinary times, but I can't say anything to the camera, and my face is frozen, as if a simulated AI is broadcasting live—it's still the most boring model.

I get nervous too easily when I'm streaming.When I was nervous, I couldn't speak, and when I couldn't speak, I wanted to drink water, and I kept drinking water... Then I ran to the toilet three times an hour.

On the first day of the live broadcast, I was almost a "chair" agent, and naturally I was scolded by the manager.

I didn’t mention it for a few days afterwards. There were almost no people in the live broadcast room, and the effect of my live broadcast was not very good. I would forget to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room when I was too busy playing games. Forget about me.

The assessment period was coming to an end, and I thought I was going to type "GG" on the screen and continue to wander the recruiting market miserably.

As a result, within two days, my current agent, Sister Li, called me and asked me to go to the company to sign the contract the next day.

I was in mourning, and after hearing the good news, I spent an afternoon on a cycle of "good days" and "good luck" in my one-room rental.

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true~"

"Good luck comes to us, good luck comes, and we will prosper and travel around the world with good luck~"

Hey, it's true that mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers!

On the second day, I happily rode a shared bicycle to the company to sign the contract, thinking that the company still couldn't let go of my handsome face, and I could do my favorite game live broadcast again!

Then when I arrived at the company, Sister Li said to me: "Since you have no other advantages except being handsome, then pretend to be gay and sell people to set up a foundation for me."

I was a little confused, and replied dully: "Huh?"

I can understand all these words that Sister Li said, but when they are combined together, I can only look at her in a daze, pretending to be gay?What gay?What character sets are you selling?What are you doing?

Although I am indeed handsome, I am just an ordinary straight man. This request is too sudden, and I cannot bear it alone!

"Ah, what? Just let you know, come with me later to meet your future cohabitant and partner, and then sign the contract."

"No, I'm a straight man!"

Sister Li squinted at me: "I didn't ask you to be gay, do you understand role-playing? You just pretend that you want to cosplay a homosexual who is created by someone. You understand? After signing the contract, we need to discuss the details marketing direction."

"Don't you want to do it? It's okay if you don't want to do it. Anyway, there are a lot of newcomers who want to sign a contract. You can think about it here." Sister Li was ready to go out after saying this.

My soul seems to have been struck by lightning at this moment, but the reality forces me to sign this insane and humiliating contract.

I gritted my teeth and said, "I'll sign! As long as I can make money, I can do anything."

When Sister Li heard my words, she stopped in her tracks, turned around and looked at me with raised eyebrows: "Yes, I like this courage and determination."

"Your project is the company's first attempt in an unknown field. There are quite a lot of bloggers marketing themselves as gay in China, and there are also many heterosexual couple bloggers, but same-sex couples are rare, and almost no one is doing it. We decided to Let’s try first and try to be the first one to eat crabs.” Sister Li is still vigorous and resolute, she walks like flying on 10cm high heels, I reluctantly followed her into a small conference room.

My future partner, cohabitant and fake boyfriend, Song Ziping, and I met for the first time in that small conference room.

Sister Li briefly introduced each other to the two of us, and then she followed the assistant out to sort out the materials, and asked us to sit down and get acquainted with each other first, and the official meeting will start in 10 minutes.

I walked over and sat next to him, he looked at me and the ground, the air seemed to be silent.

Embarrassment, the whole room is full of embarrassment, and I am not a particularly proactive and familiar person, so it is remarkable that I am not trembling with nervousness now.

I turned my head to look at him a few times, and found that he was still staring at me intently... It was like a horror movie, and I was a little panicked and frightened by his staring.

exist?Have you ever seen a handsome guy?I started to complain crazily again in my heart, and even vaguely felt that something was wrong, how could anyone stare at the same sex so straightly, could it be that they coveted my beauty and were fascinated by me at the first sight?

Before I could continue to make up my mind, he broke the silence between us, and said to me with a smile:

"Hi Jiang Nan, my name is Song Ziping."

I was a little overwhelmed by his sudden conversation, so I nodded and said to him:

"Hello."

I took advantage of this time to look at him a few more times.He looks clean and has very clear facial features. Although he is definitely not as good-looking as me, he can barely be regarded as handsome, and he is quite handsome when he smiles.

After saying hello, he suddenly said to me:

"You look so handsome."

... I have known this since I was a child, so I don't need to remind you anymore!You, what do you want to do?

What's more, it always feels very weird to be praised by a strange man for his appearance.

I was so stared at by him that I blushed and felt flustered, so I had no choice but to reply very politely:

"You are handsome."

After saying this sentence, he also felt that the two of us were having an awkward chat. He didn't continue to have nothing to say, and I didn't have the desire to speak.

Then the air was quiet again, he secretly looked at me, I quietly looked at the ceiling.

Embarrassing, still embarrassing.

It was as if the two of us were caught and forced to go on a blind date, I complained silently in my heart.

When I met him for the first time, it seemed that a hundred claws were constantly scratching the soles of my feet, which made me restless, and the whole process was full of torment.

The discussions at the meeting afterwards were even more boring, and I almost fell asleep.

But when I was half asleep, half awake and ignorant, we became a fake gay couple.I also blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Up to now, I have no choice but to play a song "Men are not afraid of hardship, men are not afraid of tiredness" in my heart.

In order to make money, in order to have a good meal, I can, I can do anything!

Wait, why is my character set as a beautiful wife, but I still have to go to the hall and get good dishes from the kitchen?

My eyes were darkened, and I almost couldn't read the words on the contract.

When I just moved in together, I seriously asked my cohabitant:

"Do I look like a beautiful wife?"

Song Ziping was a little shy after hearing my words, he nodded first and then shook his head: "Beautiful, but not a wife."

"Huh?" I was also confused.

I then looked down at the company's personal design for Song Ziping:

"Gentle and kind boyfriend with overwhelming attack power."

Why does his personality sound so normal!What kind of beautiful wife is she here?Or the recipient?

The company can't just target me because I'm trash, I really hate it, why I seem to be in a coma when drawing up the contract and various terms and conditions!

I, Jiang Nan, have been a straight man for more than 22 years, and now I have suddenly changed into a beautiful wife.

The problem is big, and I'm afraid.

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