Most A group pet [entertainment circle]
Chapter 31 Chapter 31
"Call work, thank you for your hard work today."
"Yiyi is awesome, thank you for your hard work!"
In the evening, the commercial filming team, who had been busy all day, finally received the signal of the end.
After finishing the hours-long filming, Jing Yi circled around to thank everyone, and got compliments from idiots who said, "You are so cute" and "You are so cute".
Yes, I'm obedient, I'm cute...Jing Yi has become numb to these two adjectives.
[Just get used to it.jpg]
As soon as he left the green screen photography area, his manager Chu Yingying immediately came to meet him.
"Yiyi, do you have any important arrangements today?" Chu Yingying handed over the cell phone and wallet that were kept for him, and asked with concern, "The cell phone vibrated many times."
While speaking, the phone shook again in his palm, and two new notifications came.
Jing Yi glanced at it, and the notification box showed: 99+ unread messages.
He frowned, feeling that things were not simple.The group chats are obviously blocked, so how can there be so many news?
"Oh, there is indeed a place to go." Jing Yi took the phone and unlocked the screen.
Click on the message prompt to see the content clearly.He clenched his fingers unconsciously, trying to restrain his emotions on the verge of eruption.
While Jing Yi was obsessed with work and concentrated on taking commercial photos for Zoe for a few hours, the father and son of the Lu family who had agreed to meet sent messages one after another.
Because there was no response for a long time, the two unwilling men swiped their screens alternately and chatted awkwardly with Jing Yi one-sidedly.
The Lu family father and son chatted one-sidedly, but their conversation became coherent.
——Clearly separate the two dialog boxes, and forcibly create the effect of group chatting in the air, which is also quite powerful.
Lu Tingge: Brother Jing!I solemnly appeal to you, please care for the empty-nesters, and don't let waiting become a pity!
Lu Ze: Damn empty nesters!My father is not yet 50 years old, and his body is stronger than mine. He will love him after 20 years.Jing Yiyi, if you don't want to come to my house, let's go to the Children's Paradise tomorrow, shall we?
Lu Tingge: Children's Paradise games are too naive, big brother must want to pursue excitement, come with me to the secret room to escape~?
Lu Ze: Don't listen to the old man's nonsense!Jing Yiyi, you are timid, so you won't go to the secret room to escape
"...I have refuted rumors many times, can you believe me?" Jing Yi muttered softly.
I, Jing Yi, am so bold!
The chat history scrolled down dozens more, and a certain two sand sculpture father and son were chatting, and they actually started arguing in the air? !
They both breathe the same air, and may be back to back and heart to heart.As a result, through the private chat window with the third party, they quarreled across the air?
What a psychedelic act of the year!
Lu Tingge: That scoundrel Lu Ze is always against me, making me so angry that my heart aches, Brother Jing, help me take care of him!
Lu Ze: Am I a villain?My dad is old and disrespectful, he actually wants to show you a beauty swimsuit conference, he should be punished
Lu Tingge: He actually wants to discipline me?My son's rebellion breaks my heart, alas...
Lu Tingge: I think throwing him in the trash can, brother Jing needs a godfather?dear dad
Lu Ze: Jing Yiyi can't promise him, obviously I knew you first, so I can be your father too!
……
Goddamn godfather!
You two, don't suffer from me.
Jing Yi turned patiently for 3 minutes, and there were still 99 records left, Jing Yi was too lazy to continue reading.
He could even imagine the father and son discussing and replying to each other. As a result, the atmosphere gradually became anxious, and even almost severed the relationship!
Just to compare who can be the first to get Jing Yi's reply, I can't wait for the scene where they both die.
——It's really enjoyable, the father is kind and the son is filial, and others are envious.
In order to prevent their father and son from turning against each other over the topic of "why did he get the reply before me", Jing Yi simply didn't reply, and took a taxi directly to Lu's house.
It was exactly 07:30 when we arrived, half an hour earlier than the agreed time.
As soon as he got out of the car, Jing Yi saw the entire villa area, and suddenly felt the gap between the rich and the poor and the coldness of the world.
All properties in the Lu family have similar painting styles, with a sense of exaggeration in the luxury.
The security guards in Bieyuan knew that he was coming, so they waited outside early.
Seeing Jing Yi getting off from the opposite taxi, they immediately greeted him to help carry the things, and the taxi driver was so scared that he thought he was being kidnapped by blocking the road, and almost broadcast the call to the police.
"Mr. Jing, please come with us." Several security guards opened the gate of the other garden and said politely, "Mr. Lu and his wife have been waiting for a long time."
"...Okay." Jing Yi hooked off the mask with his index finger, and looked up at the Lu family's magnificent and majestic luxury villa, which was almost engraved with "I have money" on the eaves.
Then take a look at the security guards who surrounded him, dressed like gangster extras in a movie.
All of them were dressed in neat suits, and they wore big sunglasses in the evening, and there were about half a meter of long protrusions of unknown shape hanging from their waists.
Wait, what's so long?
"Is that a gun?" Jing Yi asked cautiously.
"This?" The leading man pointed to his waist, and after getting the answer from Jing Yi's gaze, he unbuttoned his pocket and took out the long object——
In the next second, Jing Yi opened a small pale pink umbrella above his head.
There is lace on the edge of the small umbrella, and there is a princess umbrella with tassels hanging around it.
"..." Jing Yi felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, suffocating.
Deciding to come to Lu's house was a mistake, Jing Yi suddenly had the urge to get back into the car and turn around to go home.
"What's more, Dangdangdang~" Another gangster boy in a suit and sunglasses pulled out a blingbling retractable crutch studded with precious stones from his pocket, "Crystal crutch, please use it!"
"There's more~"
The other boys turned into magicians and pulled out candies, dolls, and Barbie dolls one after another, making Jing Yi's silence more and more heavy.
I just arrived here, and for a few minutes I felt that they were very aura, like normal bodyguards.
I was really naive. I should have thought that there are two sources of sand sculpture infection, and ordinary people can't work in the Lu family.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised!"
The umbrella security guard said happily, "Bieyuan, friends of Mr. Lu often bring their children to play. We are mainly responsible for making the children happy."
"Coax Zai Zai, we are professionals!"
"That's great." Jing Yi clapped his little hands cooperatively, and discussed with them, "I see, put the umbrella away."
"No!" Several security guards refused in unison, "This service is not refundable or exchangeable~"
So, I am so mature and stable, do I have to wear the flamboyant princess umbrella all the time?
The corner of Jing Yi's mouth under the little flower umbrella twitched twice, and finally there was only a sigh, and he said resignedly, "Forget it, as long as you are happy."
Anyway, there were no onlookers nearby, so I just walked over.
Thinking of Jing Yi, who is surrounded by a group of big men like a princess.
Seeing Jing Yi's indifferent face, the security uncles tried their best to make the child happy.Everyone was beating gongs and drums, making it more lively than the New Year.
The father and son who were waiting in the room heard the movement and immediately ran out to welcome them.
"Hey, brother Jing!" Lu Tingge ran down the steps in two or three steps, stretched his arms like an old hen, and flew towards Jing Yi with flapping wings.
Jing Yi originally planned to go straight into the house, but when he sensed Lu Tingge's intentions, he reacted quickly and quickly hid to the side.
Lu Tingge ran very fast, even though he saw Jing Yi dodging halfway, he didn't stop the car for a while, and jumped straight on the fat and strong Uncle An Bao behind him.
"Ah!" Uncle Security was unprepared, and was knocked down by the boss who rushed over, and fell heavily on his buttocks.
"Hey!" Lu Tingge also fell on the security guard due to inertia, completely crushing him.
The two men were lying on the ground, staring at each other.
"Boss, can you get up?" Uncle Security asked.
"I also remembered," Lu Tingge moved, and howled twice, "but my old waist flashed."
"Hahahahaha!" The shockingly filial son Lu Ze who followed closely behind, saw his father's miserable state, and laughed so hard.
Not only did the crown prince not go to help the emperor, but he also hooked Jing Yile and said happily, "Jing Yiyi, did you see that? The sudden show will break your waist, don't imitate him."
Jing Yi stared at the chaotic scene in front of him, and suddenly recalled a sentence that flashed in his mind before he came:
The father is kind and the son is filial, and he is happy.
Well, harmonious and perfect, happy family.
"Lu Ze, I have a century-old problem and I want to ask you for advice." Jing Yi stared at him and said seriously.
Lu Ze smiled brightly, "Okay, since you asked sincerely, then I will show you mercy and tell you, just say it."
"Your family..." Is there anyone with a more normal style of painting?
Before Jing Yi finished his question, a woman suddenly called Lu Ze's name in the room, interrupting the second half of his sentence.
"Lu Ze, invite the guests to come in and stop making noise outside." A dignified, dignified and graceful woman appeared out of thin air and stopped on the steps to greet her.
"Okay!" Lu Ze responded, and introduced to Jing Yi, "She is my mother, her surname is He, you can call her Auntie."
"Hello, Aunt He." Jing Yi handed over the gift he brought and greeted him politely.
Lu Ze stared at the gift box enviously, exuding the sour smell of lemon essence.
Hey, it's obviously mine first, why don't I have a gift?
"Hi Jingyi." Aunt He smiled gently and gracefully, looking very kind, "I heard that my family, husband and son have mentioned you many times, and I finally met today. Please come in, I will cook a few meals myself. A dish, I hope you like it."
Aunt He's gentle tone and appropriate attitude made people feel cordial involuntarily.
Jing Yi was a little moved by the normal way of reception at Lu's house.
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to trouble you." Jing Yi treated Aunt He with a more polite attitude, well-behaved and polite.
There is no harm if there is no comparison, the father and son of the Lu family who were disgusted by Zai Zai were so angry that they blew their beards and stared.
The two big men cried and huddled together in the corner to keep warm, complaining in a voice that only they could hear.
"Brother, run! It will be too late when that woman reveals her true colors!"
"My mother is so despicable, she uses this trick every time to get close, don't be fooled by Jing Yiyi!"
"Yes, yes! Brother Jing is coming, she is obviously the most excited. Five days ago, she went shopping and cooking, first paralyzed him with gentleness, and then seduced him with delicious food! Hmph, the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart."
"When Jing Yiyi falls into the trap, Ms. He will reveal her snake and scorpion nature and steal Jing Yiyi from me!"
"Excessive! Shameless!"
"Despicable! Insidious!"
"You two..." Ms. He and the father and son get along day and night, and they know what to shit when they know how to fart.
Even without listening to the sound, they could guess what the two father and son were muttering, and stabbed him coldly.
Lu Ze and Lu Tingge shook their heads desperately, and closed their mouths aggrieved, unable to save Jing Yi who was about to enter the spider essence's lair.
"Jing Yi, come with me." Ms. He quickly changed her amiable attitude, and warmly invited Jing Yi into the room, "The recipe you gave me for stewing snow clams with papaya was very effective, and I haven't thanked you yet."
"Lu...well... Uncle Lu and Lu Ze usually take good care of me..." Jing Yi struggled to utter a few words, feeling his conscience hurt.
He didn't go further into the topic, but instead said, "That's what I should do, don't take it to heart."
"What a good boy." Ms. He perfectly played the role of a virtuous and loving mother, and said with a smile, "If my Lu Ze is half as sensible as you, I will feel relieved."
"Lu Ze is also very distinctive." Jing Yi praised vaguely.
Jing Yi walked and talked, followed Ms. He all the way to the dining room, and was attracted by the delicious food on the table.
Ms. He paid close attention to Jing Yi, noticed his surprised expression, and was secretly proud: "It's not in vain for my mother to prepare for five days, eight cold, eight hot, eight meat and eight vegetables!"
Jing Yi thought silently: The Lu family usually prepares so many guests, can they finish the meal?
If he could really finish it, his family might not have a big appetite and a fatty liver per capita.
"It was prepared in a hurry and the cooking skills are not good. I hope you like it." Ms. He said modestly and reservedly.
"It's over, it's over, it's over..." Lu Ze and Lu Tingge could see despair on each other's faces.
Ms. He's natal family runs a chain restaurant business, and several state-banquet-standard restaurants are all surnamed He.
Her ancestors used to be imperial chefs, and she has been studying the dishes by ear and eyes since she was a child. No one can resist her food offensive.
"Looks delicious, let auntie bother."
Jing Yi was still immersed in Ms. He's normal and ordinary way of hospitality, and was moved by the fact that "the Lu family still has normal people", numb all emotions, and did not notice any abnormal clues.
Ms. He prepared too many dishes, comparable to the standard of New Year's Eve dinner.
Under her warm greeting, Jing Yi tasted two mouthfuls of each dish, and was basically full.
Under the expectant gaze of Ms. He, he silently put down his chopsticks, picked up the glass and drank the strawberry-flavored sparkling wine slowly.
"Jing Yiyi, do you still eat?" Lu Ze and Jing Yi have known each other for a long time and have eaten together several times, so they know each other's eating habits very well.
When the glass of wine bottomed out, it meant that Jing Yi was full and would not move his chopsticks anymore.
"Well, I'm full." Jing Yi replied.
Usually at this time, you should feed the cub dessert and watch him eat sweet pudding or small cakes.
Ms. He saw that he only ate a little, and his reaction was too flat, so she asked tentatively, "What's the matter? Isn't dinner to your liking?"
"No, every dish is very delicious. Auntie's cooking skills are great." Jing Yi explained, fearing that he might misunderstand, "I usually eat less for dinner, and Lu Ze knows that."
"Yes, yes!" Lu Ze nodded and replied happily, "The last time we went abroad to record "Fantasy Journey", the dinner carefully prepared by the star chef, Li Li and Yan Liang couldn't walk after eating it. Well, Jing Yiyi didn't eat much either."
"That's it, I thought..." Ms. He's smile was a little stiff, and she didn't make it clear in the end.
She thought that with her superb cooking skills, Jing Yi would definitely eat two more bowls of rice than usual, and then become a food captive.
Obviously everyone else is like this, how can this kid in front of me be immune?
It's so weird...
Ms. He didn't know that Jing Yi's material desire was very low due to his occupation, and he had no obsession with basic necessities of life.
All Jing Yi's taste perception of 'edible items' is used to distinguish the difference between various medicinal materials, and the part left for gourmet food is quite scarce.
Therefore, no matter how delicious the delicacies others think, Jing Yi doesn't feel much after tasting them.
"Hahahahaha!" The food attack threat was lifted, and it is rare to meet someone who Ms. He can't handle. His son Lu Ze smiled heartlessly, and he walked around the entire table and squatted next to Jing Yi and asked, "Jing Yiyi, do you want dessert?" What? My chef is very good at making sweet-scented osmanthus cake, which is especially delicious when paired with flower fruit tea!"
"casual."
"Do you want it or not? There is panna cotta at the bottom of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake. Do you want dessert?"
"Whatever." Jing Yi avoids him and repeats.
"There is no such option as random, you can only answer yes or no."
Jing Yi stared at his stubborn nephew, thought for a long time, and gave in.
"Okay, I want to eat."
Lu Ze crossed his waist proudly, "Hahahahaha, look, I won!"
"..." Ms. He gritted her teeth angrily.
Lu Tingge, what a son you gave birth to!
"Yiyi is awesome, thank you for your hard work!"
In the evening, the commercial filming team, who had been busy all day, finally received the signal of the end.
After finishing the hours-long filming, Jing Yi circled around to thank everyone, and got compliments from idiots who said, "You are so cute" and "You are so cute".
Yes, I'm obedient, I'm cute...Jing Yi has become numb to these two adjectives.
[Just get used to it.jpg]
As soon as he left the green screen photography area, his manager Chu Yingying immediately came to meet him.
"Yiyi, do you have any important arrangements today?" Chu Yingying handed over the cell phone and wallet that were kept for him, and asked with concern, "The cell phone vibrated many times."
While speaking, the phone shook again in his palm, and two new notifications came.
Jing Yi glanced at it, and the notification box showed: 99+ unread messages.
He frowned, feeling that things were not simple.The group chats are obviously blocked, so how can there be so many news?
"Oh, there is indeed a place to go." Jing Yi took the phone and unlocked the screen.
Click on the message prompt to see the content clearly.He clenched his fingers unconsciously, trying to restrain his emotions on the verge of eruption.
While Jing Yi was obsessed with work and concentrated on taking commercial photos for Zoe for a few hours, the father and son of the Lu family who had agreed to meet sent messages one after another.
Because there was no response for a long time, the two unwilling men swiped their screens alternately and chatted awkwardly with Jing Yi one-sidedly.
The Lu family father and son chatted one-sidedly, but their conversation became coherent.
——Clearly separate the two dialog boxes, and forcibly create the effect of group chatting in the air, which is also quite powerful.
Lu Tingge: Brother Jing!I solemnly appeal to you, please care for the empty-nesters, and don't let waiting become a pity!
Lu Ze: Damn empty nesters!My father is not yet 50 years old, and his body is stronger than mine. He will love him after 20 years.Jing Yiyi, if you don't want to come to my house, let's go to the Children's Paradise tomorrow, shall we?
Lu Tingge: Children's Paradise games are too naive, big brother must want to pursue excitement, come with me to the secret room to escape~?
Lu Ze: Don't listen to the old man's nonsense!Jing Yiyi, you are timid, so you won't go to the secret room to escape
"...I have refuted rumors many times, can you believe me?" Jing Yi muttered softly.
I, Jing Yi, am so bold!
The chat history scrolled down dozens more, and a certain two sand sculpture father and son were chatting, and they actually started arguing in the air? !
They both breathe the same air, and may be back to back and heart to heart.As a result, through the private chat window with the third party, they quarreled across the air?
What a psychedelic act of the year!
Lu Tingge: That scoundrel Lu Ze is always against me, making me so angry that my heart aches, Brother Jing, help me take care of him!
Lu Ze: Am I a villain?My dad is old and disrespectful, he actually wants to show you a beauty swimsuit conference, he should be punished
Lu Tingge: He actually wants to discipline me?My son's rebellion breaks my heart, alas...
Lu Tingge: I think throwing him in the trash can, brother Jing needs a godfather?dear dad
Lu Ze: Jing Yiyi can't promise him, obviously I knew you first, so I can be your father too!
……
Goddamn godfather!
You two, don't suffer from me.
Jing Yi turned patiently for 3 minutes, and there were still 99 records left, Jing Yi was too lazy to continue reading.
He could even imagine the father and son discussing and replying to each other. As a result, the atmosphere gradually became anxious, and even almost severed the relationship!
Just to compare who can be the first to get Jing Yi's reply, I can't wait for the scene where they both die.
——It's really enjoyable, the father is kind and the son is filial, and others are envious.
In order to prevent their father and son from turning against each other over the topic of "why did he get the reply before me", Jing Yi simply didn't reply, and took a taxi directly to Lu's house.
It was exactly 07:30 when we arrived, half an hour earlier than the agreed time.
As soon as he got out of the car, Jing Yi saw the entire villa area, and suddenly felt the gap between the rich and the poor and the coldness of the world.
All properties in the Lu family have similar painting styles, with a sense of exaggeration in the luxury.
The security guards in Bieyuan knew that he was coming, so they waited outside early.
Seeing Jing Yi getting off from the opposite taxi, they immediately greeted him to help carry the things, and the taxi driver was so scared that he thought he was being kidnapped by blocking the road, and almost broadcast the call to the police.
"Mr. Jing, please come with us." Several security guards opened the gate of the other garden and said politely, "Mr. Lu and his wife have been waiting for a long time."
"...Okay." Jing Yi hooked off the mask with his index finger, and looked up at the Lu family's magnificent and majestic luxury villa, which was almost engraved with "I have money" on the eaves.
Then take a look at the security guards who surrounded him, dressed like gangster extras in a movie.
All of them were dressed in neat suits, and they wore big sunglasses in the evening, and there were about half a meter of long protrusions of unknown shape hanging from their waists.
Wait, what's so long?
"Is that a gun?" Jing Yi asked cautiously.
"This?" The leading man pointed to his waist, and after getting the answer from Jing Yi's gaze, he unbuttoned his pocket and took out the long object——
In the next second, Jing Yi opened a small pale pink umbrella above his head.
There is lace on the edge of the small umbrella, and there is a princess umbrella with tassels hanging around it.
"..." Jing Yi felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, suffocating.
Deciding to come to Lu's house was a mistake, Jing Yi suddenly had the urge to get back into the car and turn around to go home.
"What's more, Dangdangdang~" Another gangster boy in a suit and sunglasses pulled out a blingbling retractable crutch studded with precious stones from his pocket, "Crystal crutch, please use it!"
"There's more~"
The other boys turned into magicians and pulled out candies, dolls, and Barbie dolls one after another, making Jing Yi's silence more and more heavy.
I just arrived here, and for a few minutes I felt that they were very aura, like normal bodyguards.
I was really naive. I should have thought that there are two sources of sand sculpture infection, and ordinary people can't work in the Lu family.
"Are you surprised? Are you surprised!"
The umbrella security guard said happily, "Bieyuan, friends of Mr. Lu often bring their children to play. We are mainly responsible for making the children happy."
"Coax Zai Zai, we are professionals!"
"That's great." Jing Yi clapped his little hands cooperatively, and discussed with them, "I see, put the umbrella away."
"No!" Several security guards refused in unison, "This service is not refundable or exchangeable~"
So, I am so mature and stable, do I have to wear the flamboyant princess umbrella all the time?
The corner of Jing Yi's mouth under the little flower umbrella twitched twice, and finally there was only a sigh, and he said resignedly, "Forget it, as long as you are happy."
Anyway, there were no onlookers nearby, so I just walked over.
Thinking of Jing Yi, who is surrounded by a group of big men like a princess.
Seeing Jing Yi's indifferent face, the security uncles tried their best to make the child happy.Everyone was beating gongs and drums, making it more lively than the New Year.
The father and son who were waiting in the room heard the movement and immediately ran out to welcome them.
"Hey, brother Jing!" Lu Tingge ran down the steps in two or three steps, stretched his arms like an old hen, and flew towards Jing Yi with flapping wings.
Jing Yi originally planned to go straight into the house, but when he sensed Lu Tingge's intentions, he reacted quickly and quickly hid to the side.
Lu Tingge ran very fast, even though he saw Jing Yi dodging halfway, he didn't stop the car for a while, and jumped straight on the fat and strong Uncle An Bao behind him.
"Ah!" Uncle Security was unprepared, and was knocked down by the boss who rushed over, and fell heavily on his buttocks.
"Hey!" Lu Tingge also fell on the security guard due to inertia, completely crushing him.
The two men were lying on the ground, staring at each other.
"Boss, can you get up?" Uncle Security asked.
"I also remembered," Lu Tingge moved, and howled twice, "but my old waist flashed."
"Hahahahaha!" The shockingly filial son Lu Ze who followed closely behind, saw his father's miserable state, and laughed so hard.
Not only did the crown prince not go to help the emperor, but he also hooked Jing Yile and said happily, "Jing Yiyi, did you see that? The sudden show will break your waist, don't imitate him."
Jing Yi stared at the chaotic scene in front of him, and suddenly recalled a sentence that flashed in his mind before he came:
The father is kind and the son is filial, and he is happy.
Well, harmonious and perfect, happy family.
"Lu Ze, I have a century-old problem and I want to ask you for advice." Jing Yi stared at him and said seriously.
Lu Ze smiled brightly, "Okay, since you asked sincerely, then I will show you mercy and tell you, just say it."
"Your family..." Is there anyone with a more normal style of painting?
Before Jing Yi finished his question, a woman suddenly called Lu Ze's name in the room, interrupting the second half of his sentence.
"Lu Ze, invite the guests to come in and stop making noise outside." A dignified, dignified and graceful woman appeared out of thin air and stopped on the steps to greet her.
"Okay!" Lu Ze responded, and introduced to Jing Yi, "She is my mother, her surname is He, you can call her Auntie."
"Hello, Aunt He." Jing Yi handed over the gift he brought and greeted him politely.
Lu Ze stared at the gift box enviously, exuding the sour smell of lemon essence.
Hey, it's obviously mine first, why don't I have a gift?
"Hi Jingyi." Aunt He smiled gently and gracefully, looking very kind, "I heard that my family, husband and son have mentioned you many times, and I finally met today. Please come in, I will cook a few meals myself. A dish, I hope you like it."
Aunt He's gentle tone and appropriate attitude made people feel cordial involuntarily.
Jing Yi was a little moved by the normal way of reception at Lu's house.
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to trouble you." Jing Yi treated Aunt He with a more polite attitude, well-behaved and polite.
There is no harm if there is no comparison, the father and son of the Lu family who were disgusted by Zai Zai were so angry that they blew their beards and stared.
The two big men cried and huddled together in the corner to keep warm, complaining in a voice that only they could hear.
"Brother, run! It will be too late when that woman reveals her true colors!"
"My mother is so despicable, she uses this trick every time to get close, don't be fooled by Jing Yiyi!"
"Yes, yes! Brother Jing is coming, she is obviously the most excited. Five days ago, she went shopping and cooking, first paralyzed him with gentleness, and then seduced him with delicious food! Hmph, the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart."
"When Jing Yiyi falls into the trap, Ms. He will reveal her snake and scorpion nature and steal Jing Yiyi from me!"
"Excessive! Shameless!"
"Despicable! Insidious!"
"You two..." Ms. He and the father and son get along day and night, and they know what to shit when they know how to fart.
Even without listening to the sound, they could guess what the two father and son were muttering, and stabbed him coldly.
Lu Ze and Lu Tingge shook their heads desperately, and closed their mouths aggrieved, unable to save Jing Yi who was about to enter the spider essence's lair.
"Jing Yi, come with me." Ms. He quickly changed her amiable attitude, and warmly invited Jing Yi into the room, "The recipe you gave me for stewing snow clams with papaya was very effective, and I haven't thanked you yet."
"Lu...well... Uncle Lu and Lu Ze usually take good care of me..." Jing Yi struggled to utter a few words, feeling his conscience hurt.
He didn't go further into the topic, but instead said, "That's what I should do, don't take it to heart."
"What a good boy." Ms. He perfectly played the role of a virtuous and loving mother, and said with a smile, "If my Lu Ze is half as sensible as you, I will feel relieved."
"Lu Ze is also very distinctive." Jing Yi praised vaguely.
Jing Yi walked and talked, followed Ms. He all the way to the dining room, and was attracted by the delicious food on the table.
Ms. He paid close attention to Jing Yi, noticed his surprised expression, and was secretly proud: "It's not in vain for my mother to prepare for five days, eight cold, eight hot, eight meat and eight vegetables!"
Jing Yi thought silently: The Lu family usually prepares so many guests, can they finish the meal?
If he could really finish it, his family might not have a big appetite and a fatty liver per capita.
"It was prepared in a hurry and the cooking skills are not good. I hope you like it." Ms. He said modestly and reservedly.
"It's over, it's over, it's over..." Lu Ze and Lu Tingge could see despair on each other's faces.
Ms. He's natal family runs a chain restaurant business, and several state-banquet-standard restaurants are all surnamed He.
Her ancestors used to be imperial chefs, and she has been studying the dishes by ear and eyes since she was a child. No one can resist her food offensive.
"Looks delicious, let auntie bother."
Jing Yi was still immersed in Ms. He's normal and ordinary way of hospitality, and was moved by the fact that "the Lu family still has normal people", numb all emotions, and did not notice any abnormal clues.
Ms. He prepared too many dishes, comparable to the standard of New Year's Eve dinner.
Under her warm greeting, Jing Yi tasted two mouthfuls of each dish, and was basically full.
Under the expectant gaze of Ms. He, he silently put down his chopsticks, picked up the glass and drank the strawberry-flavored sparkling wine slowly.
"Jing Yiyi, do you still eat?" Lu Ze and Jing Yi have known each other for a long time and have eaten together several times, so they know each other's eating habits very well.
When the glass of wine bottomed out, it meant that Jing Yi was full and would not move his chopsticks anymore.
"Well, I'm full." Jing Yi replied.
Usually at this time, you should feed the cub dessert and watch him eat sweet pudding or small cakes.
Ms. He saw that he only ate a little, and his reaction was too flat, so she asked tentatively, "What's the matter? Isn't dinner to your liking?"
"No, every dish is very delicious. Auntie's cooking skills are great." Jing Yi explained, fearing that he might misunderstand, "I usually eat less for dinner, and Lu Ze knows that."
"Yes, yes!" Lu Ze nodded and replied happily, "The last time we went abroad to record "Fantasy Journey", the dinner carefully prepared by the star chef, Li Li and Yan Liang couldn't walk after eating it. Well, Jing Yiyi didn't eat much either."
"That's it, I thought..." Ms. He's smile was a little stiff, and she didn't make it clear in the end.
She thought that with her superb cooking skills, Jing Yi would definitely eat two more bowls of rice than usual, and then become a food captive.
Obviously everyone else is like this, how can this kid in front of me be immune?
It's so weird...
Ms. He didn't know that Jing Yi's material desire was very low due to his occupation, and he had no obsession with basic necessities of life.
All Jing Yi's taste perception of 'edible items' is used to distinguish the difference between various medicinal materials, and the part left for gourmet food is quite scarce.
Therefore, no matter how delicious the delicacies others think, Jing Yi doesn't feel much after tasting them.
"Hahahahaha!" The food attack threat was lifted, and it is rare to meet someone who Ms. He can't handle. His son Lu Ze smiled heartlessly, and he walked around the entire table and squatted next to Jing Yi and asked, "Jing Yiyi, do you want dessert?" What? My chef is very good at making sweet-scented osmanthus cake, which is especially delicious when paired with flower fruit tea!"
"casual."
"Do you want it or not? There is panna cotta at the bottom of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake. Do you want dessert?"
"Whatever." Jing Yi avoids him and repeats.
"There is no such option as random, you can only answer yes or no."
Jing Yi stared at his stubborn nephew, thought for a long time, and gave in.
"Okay, I want to eat."
Lu Ze crossed his waist proudly, "Hahahahaha, look, I won!"
"..." Ms. He gritted her teeth angrily.
Lu Tingge, what a son you gave birth to!
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