Most A group pet [entertainment circle]

The standard dinner for a state banquet was over, it was already quite late, and the outside of the house was filled with darkness.

Jing Yi still has work tomorrow, so he didn't stay long, got up and said goodbye to the Lu family couple, "Thank you for taking care of me today."

"Brother Jing, I want to play again next time, I'm waiting for you~" Lu Tingge was happy, drank two more glasses, leaned against the door and waved a toilet paper note at him drunkenly.

With this figure, if he was several decades younger, he could be the procuress of Yichun Courtyard.

His son Lu Ze pushed him away with disgust on his face, put his arm on Jing Yi's shoulder, walked out affectionately, and at the same time suggested, "Jing Yiyi~ It's getting dark, I'll take you home."

"Don't bother." It was too late. After Lu Ze sent himself back to the dormitory, it must be late at night when he returned to the other garden. Jing Yi didn't want to cause him any trouble.

Jing Yi dodged to the side, but did not dodge, pursing his lower lip and looking at him helplessly.

"What's the trouble? Why are you being polite to me. Besides, you don't have a driver's license yet, do you?"

Jing Yi shook his head honestly, "Do you have any?"

This guy has all the talents of a road killer, can he really get a driver's license?

"I have it, old driver!" Lu Ze took out his small notebook, waved it in front of his eyes, and said triumphantly, "It's so desolate here at night, no taxi is willing to come here. If you don't let me take it, then Just walk home by yourself."

What Lu Ze said was the truth.

The Lu family is surrounded by villas, and each household has more private cars than people, and together they can hold an ultra-luxury car show.

Moreover, every household has hired a professional driver, and taxis will definitely not be able to bring in business. Who wants to travel thousands of miles for nothing?

In fact, Jing Yi himself can drive.But he is only 17 years old this year, and he is not old enough to get a driver's license, so he can only ride a battery car.

Is it possible that the Lu family has something like a battery car that is exclusive to the poor?

Unless Lu Tingge declares bankruptcy tomorrow and runs away with his little wife and stupid son.

Jing Yi looked up at the dark sky, and then thought of the densely packed itinerary.

After deliberating over and over again, I finally had no choice but to say to Lu Ze, "Okay, I'll trouble you."

"Hey~" Lu Ze crossed his hips and said 'yeah', smiled triumphantly, and cast a look at Lu Tingge behind, arrogant and embarrassed, "Dad, do you know why I don't drink with Jing Yiyi?"

"..." Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving.

The moment he picked up the wine glass, he lost the qualification to send Zai Zai home.

Lu Tingge came to his senses, turned around and hugged Ms. He tightly, whimpering, "I lost."

Ms. He hugged her husband, patted him on the back twice like a child, and said with a gentle smile, "I'm sorry, my husband and son are incompetent, I made you laugh."

Jing Yi noticed her little movement of patting her back, and said with emotion, "You must be very hard usually, right?"

After all, it is not easy to take care of two bear children.

Lu Ze beside him shook his head frantically, screaming in his heart: No, no, no!Jing Yiyi, you haven't seen Ms. He's true face yet!

She's the hardest one!

"Just get used to it." Ms. He pursed her lips and smiled, still dignified and generous.

Used to it.

From these four words, Jing Yi felt the sadness that he felt the same way.

Sigh... It's not easy to get along with the Lu family father and son.

After watching her son and little friends go away, Ms. He slowly put away her decency and elegance, stretched out her hand to pinch Lu Tingge's cheek, squeezed and tugged, forcing him to show a funny expression.

"Lu, you're drinking again! You're still drinking yourself like this, have you forgotten our family rules?"

"I, I..." Lu Tingge's body trembled, he was half sober, and explained to his wife tremblingly, "I'm happy..."

"You can't be happy! How many times have I said, no smoking, no drinking, no staying up late!" Ms. He spread her palms, flattened and rounded him, and said angrily, "Lu Tingge, I want to give you some color today Look!"

"My wife, calm down! I was wrong, suck—" Mr. Lu's face was rubbed back and forth, and his saliva almost dripped down.

He quickly sucked it back, and said inarticulately, "You can't take it out on me just because brother Jing blocked the temptation of delicious food."

"You, what, what?!" Ms. He was caught off guard and got even more angry when she was poked in a sore spot.

She glared at Lu Tingge with lowered eyes, then suddenly turned to cover her face, and asked, "Tell me, after I got married, my cooking skills have deteriorated, and the cooking is not as delicious as before?"

"How can it be!" Lu Tingge had a strong desire to survive, and immediately mouthed rainbow farts, "My wife's cooking skills are the best in the world!"

"But since I married you, I haven't cooked well a few times."

"Young lady Huarongyue looks delicate and expensive, why is your husband willing to let you wash your hands to make soup? I can marry you, and I am happy to eat steamed king crab every day!"

Mr. Lu's speech was spread on the Internet, and it was absolutely popular.

He actually used steamed king crab as an example, listen, is this what people say!

We are also very happy eating king crab, the problem is that we can't afford it!

Ms. He had a lot of sweet talk, and it became more and more difficult to coax, so she said awkwardly, "I'm already in my 40s, what else is there to look like?"

"Honey, you will always be in my eyes! Don't be sad, the food tonight is really delicious, brother Jing is special, he has a problem with his sense of taste! If you don't believe me, look at my belly, it's bulging."

"Really, you are so fat! A beer belly is not good for your health, Lu Tingge, please lose weight for me!"

"Ah? But my stomach is full of love for you~"

"I do not want!"

The love words of the old couple followed each other, and the moon hid in the dark clouds.

The dark clouds gradually gathered, blocking the moon tightly.

So, when Lu Ze sent Jing Yi back to the Huanyu dormitory, there was sudden thunder and lightning outside, and a sudden downpour of rain.

"Phew, it's a good thing I run fast, and if I'm a little later, I'll be struck by lightning."

Lu Ze drove into the Huanyu underground garage, staring at the rain on the windshield with lingering fear.

"Then don't welcome the scourge for now, do you want to go in and have a cup of tea?" Jing Yi unbuckled his seat belt, heard the roar of Thunder God outside, and told him with common sense, "The thunderstorm will stop soon, and we will go home after the rain stops. "

"Okay, Uncle Xiaojing~" Lu Ze agreed, unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car with Jing Yi.

He was very curious about the staff dormitory, asking endless questions along the way.

"Jing Yiyi, do you have a game console in your dormitory?"

"No."

"Where's the PSP?"

"nor."

"Huh? Then we can only drink tea and watch TV?"

Jing Yi reminded cruelly, "There is only tea, not even a TV."

"..."

Not even a TV?Does he live in primitive society?

Many question marks popped up in Lu Ze's head, and the slums that social news often reported appeared in his mind.

The small and shabby room was dark and messy, the electric lamp had no lampshade, and the bulbs were exposed to the air, and the sound was rattling due to poor contact, as if they were about to explode at any time.

Lu Ze couldn't stop thinking about it, and couldn't help but want to donate fifty cents to his little uncle so that he could replace the flashlight with new batteries.

The prince was lost in his mind and couldn't extricate himself, he dragged his body and walked straight forward, as if there was really a slum at the end of the corridor.

After walking several meters, I suddenly heard Jing Yi shouting from behind, "Hey, you passed by."

"Huh?" Lu Ze stopped, slowed down and turned around.

Jian Jingyi took out the key, opened the door of the slum at hand, and walked into the room first.

"Come in. Sit whatever you want, I'll make tea." Jing Yi put the key back in his pocket, and found the tea bag prepared by Zhang Yang from the drawer.

Compared with green tea, Jing Yi actually likes coffee, which is more refreshing.

But Chu Yingying insisted on asking Zhang Yang to bring tea bags, saying that in case he invites friends to the dormitory, at least he must prepare tea to entertain them.

——At that time, Jing Yi still felt that with his personality, he should not invite friends to the dormitory for tea.

Who knows, flag recycling is always so fast.

Lu Ze came to the door in small steps, poked his head in first, and looked at the dormitory environment curiously.

The Jingyi dormitory is very ordinary, and there are books everywhere.

Books are mainly divided into two categories, performance-related and medicine-related. There are small lamps and many notebooks on the desk, which should be used frequently.If he hadn't known Jing Yi, he would have thought he had broken into the room of some high school candidate.

The dormitory environment was too different from the slums in his imagination. Lu Ze breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt disappointed.

It's boring, just plain boring.

What should be in the room of an ordinary 17-year-old boy, such as basketball and skateboard game consoles, are not found in the Jingyi dormitory.

Please have the playfulness that 17-year-olds still have, okay?

"Jing Yiyi, don't you feel suffocated living in this kind of room every day?" Lu Ze glanced at the professional books whose titles he couldn't even read, and said in awe, "If I live alone, I'm sure Can't take it."

"It's okay." Jing Yi replied lightly.

The dormitory didn't prepare disposable paper cups, so he found an unused glass cup to make tea for him.

When he was serving tea to Lu Ze, he saw him pick up a detailed anatomy book, and asked, "Don't you think this book is very interesting?"

"Destroy your whole corpse book? What's the fun?" Lu Ze was shocked.

"It's very interesting, every punctuation is interesting." Jing Yi leaned over, pointed to the densely packed words on it and said, "For example, here, the author wrote 'taking bones is similar to pulling a turtle out of its shell', don't you think this Is the metaphor visually appealing?"

"Hmm..." Lu Ze tried to imagine pulling the tortoise out of its shell. He always felt that the tortoise was a bit pitiful, so he hugged himself tightly and tremblingly said, "I don't think so! Is the tortoise still alive if it leaves the tortoise shell?"

"...It should be possible to save it." Jing Yi thought carefully for ten seconds, and then said sincerely.

"You will die after being rescued! The little tortoise is so cute, why take it out? It's too much!" Lu Ze asked angrily, "Didn't you raise a little tortoise to death when you were a child, and then cry secretly for days? ?”

Jing Yi shook his head and quickly denied it, "No, I don't keep pets, let alone die."

It's strange that there are children who don't like keeping pets?

Lu Ze felt curious and asked, "You don't keep pets, play game consoles, or play ball. What did you do when you were a child?"

"Study." Jing Yi recalled the past, and answered frankly, "Study is very interesting. For example, the detailed explanation of anatomy in your hand is very interesting. Do you want to try it?"

"No no no no!" Lu Ze shook his head frantically, and expressed deep sympathy for Jing Yi.

"Okay..." Jing Yi was a little disappointed.

Obviously, the detailed explanation of anatomy is so interesting, it is rare for him to want to teach Lu Ze personally, so that he can inherit his mantle.

Isn't it fun to shave chicken bones and put together a complete skeleton when eating?

A few minutes later, all the netizens who followed Lu Ze saw the same Weibo post.

Lu Ze: Jing Yiyi had a miserable childhood!He's not really happy!

Jing Yi replied in the comments:? ? ?

Lu Ze replied to Jing Yi: I am much more interesting than the detailed explanation of anatomy, don't you think?

Jing Yi replied to Lu Ze: ...

[Witnessed that my family Yiyi went online, slowly typed three question marks and then slowly went offline]

【Hahahahahaha, Zai Zai is still so cold】

[Zai Zai: The joys and sorrows of human beings are different, I just think you are a sand sculpture]

[God damn it, I just think your sand sculpture hahaha Lu Xun's coffin can't be held down]

[Jing Yi said, I would rather choose anatomy and detailed explanation]

[Let’s talk about it later, let’s first analyze what the crown prince’s microblog means, and why my Yiyi’s childhood was so miserable? 】

【...Maybe it's because you only had to study in your childhood, so you lived too hard?But Zai Zai is only seventeen this year, barely considered a childhood, right? 】

[Yes, yes, it’s okay to have a miserable childhood, we can help Zai Zai make up for his childhood]

【Yiyi is only seven years old!He is still a baby! 】

【Give back my Zai Zai a childhood】

Yi's parents, who are full of love, are full of emotions, and they all ask to make up for Jing Yi's childhood, so that Zai Zai can experience innocence and childish happiness.

As a result, there was too much commotion, and Jing Yi was forced to come forward to explain himself.

Jing Yi: Please don’t get me wrong, I had a good childhood.Learning makes me happy, and learning enriches me. Thank you for your concern.

Jing Yi: I really don't need pets, I don't need to play games, and I don't like to play with other children.

Jing Yi: I'm fine, you believe me!

The taciturn Zai Zai posted three Weibo posts for the first time, all of which had nothing to do with work.

However, it failed to seal the fans' minds, and instead suffered countless misunderstandings because of its uncharacteristic behavior.

On the surface, Yi's parents and mothers followed Zai Zai's intentions, saying "Mmmmmm", "Got it" and "Don't worry, Zai Zai". When they switched to the fan group, they quickly turned into another set of rhetoric.

-: I must have hit a sore spot, I feel sorry for Zai Zai

-: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu Zaizai is so good, he must want to comfort us and not let us worry

-: That's right, Yiyi has never even raised a game console or a pet, and there are no children of the same age to play with him, it's very pitiful to think about it

-: The trailer for the third issue of "Fantasy Journey" said that Yiyi started to study in the theater when he was very young.The theater system is so strict, it must be hard work

-: No wonder Zai Zai is so sensible now, I really want to travel back and hug him

-: It's too late to hug now!Even if Zai Zai is sensible, we have to pamper him to heaven!Yiyi had a wonderful childhood

-: Go, go, go

-: Raising cubs in the cloud is so happy, mother Yiyi loves you~

Chu Yingying, who sneaked into the fan group, secretly took screenshots and sent the records to Jing Yi.

Through the screen, Jing Yi felt the flood of doting, and for a moment didn't know what expression to put on.

Chu Yingying: Thanks to them, Yiyi, you have a new job.

Jing Yi: ...What job?

Jing Yi: [I have a bad feeling.jpg]

Chu Yingying: There is a children's amusement park that wants to find celebrities to promote and promote, and they think you are the most suitable, and you must be the publicity ambassador

Chu Yingying: So, you will soon be able to enjoy a happy childhood.

Jing Yi: Sister Chu, my childhood was really happy, do you believe it?

Chu Yingying: Okay, I will help you prepare clothes and snacks for the amusement park.

Chu Yingying: You child, what are you trying to do with me?

Jing Yi: ...