Most A group pet [entertainment circle]
Chapter 30 Chapter 30
According to industry regulations, before the broadcast of variety shows, everything that happened at the recording site should be kept secret.Audiences participating in the recording should abide by the confidentiality agreement.
But having a close conversation with their own cubs, Yi's father, Yi's mother, who was raised to heaven by the child's cuteness, can't suppress the enthusiasm in his heart, and can't wait to show off... Oh, share a wave.
Therefore, due to various reasons, fans who failed to make it to the recording site, logged on to Weibo to take a bite of the little idol.
As a result, I saw a series of live reports that made people make countless question marks——
Five hundred people on the wall: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jingyi's only real mother on the whole network: Hahahaha, Yiyi agrees with the fan name we chose, and I will be a little pajamas from now on!
Moving bricks to raise cubs: So thin, tall and eyelashes are so long, I am super good-looking! ! !The voice is better than the voice coming from the microphone, Yan Gou's real name is crying
The ID doesn't have a hash key: You don't know until you're offline, Jing Yi is so damn unphotogenic! !
11 horizontally and vertically: yes! !Although the videos and photos are very cute, but Yiyi is really not photogenic, he looks super good-looking when he is up close!Zai Zai was standing in front of me at that time, the distance was less than half a meter, oh my god, the beauty crit woo woo woo!It's embarrassing for me to patronize and lick Zai Zai's face, slender waist, long legs, and didn't say a word
Money and life to you: I die.Happy and peaceful.
The rest of the fans: ? ? ?
What did this group of people go through, why can't I understand it?
Fans who participated in the recording of "Bright Stars" went into a state of madness almost at the same time.
Hundreds of people swarmed in Jing Yi's personal super chat, and posted inexplicable idiot remarks, which aroused more and more curiosity from the onlookers.
The rest of the fans ate lemons crazily, and their hearts were soured into a vat of 82-year-old mature vinegar.
Mingming is very jealous that they can go to the scene, but they can't control their little hands typing on the keyboard, and want to know what their cubs did.
[Yi Yi agreed to the fan name?Pajamas?My cub must not know the meaning, hahahahaha]
[Small pajamas sound so cute!This fairy will make pajamas every day~]
[Wait, I found a blind spot!close range?Half a meter? Is the stage of "Bright Stars" so close? I'm envious of my real name! ! ! 】
[Please record details!Why do you hear my own voice!Did Yiyi whisper to you?Crying with envy]
[Crazy, why didn't I go to the scene!What human suffering is this! 】
Everyone's questions are like pieces of snowflakes, which together create an avalanche effect.
However, the offline fans of Bundi in Chaohua just now, even though they were all buried in the snow, did not reply with a single word.
Because, at this moment, they are all concentrating on gathering the crowd to suck the cubs.
As a national-level variety show, "Bright Stars" has played many classic games in previous episodes, and various game interaction modes are quite mature.
Knowing that Jing Yi is going to participate, after carefully investigating Zai Zai's background information, the planning and design process mainly revolves around four words: Lively and cute.
Therefore, the three games that day were: 123 wooden figures, cartoon version of you guessing, and role-playing.
The "lively and cute" in capital letters in the program flow seems to be standard for coaxing children.
'123 Wooden Man' and 'You Guess Than I' are classics among the classics, and even kindergarten children can play them.
Although when playing You Bi, I guessed, Jing Yi was very unfortunate to be drawn to form a team with Lu Ze, which caused the scene to be very sandy.
When Jing Yi was in charge of the gestures, all the audience guessed the answers correctly, but the little prince's IQ seemed to be eaten by zombies, and he could always perfectly avoid all the correct answers.
Jing Yi couldn't bear it any longer, rubbed the center of his eyebrows vigorously, and asked in a cold voice, "Did you do it on purpose?"
The hostess next to her was holding her face, smiling like an idiot aunt, "Yi Yi's angry look is so cute, I'm about to fall into the trap!"
Lu Ze, who insisted on guessing 'stand out from the crowd' as 'oral ulcer', was innocent, and defended himself with aggrieved expression, "I'm wronged, I played it seriously!"
Jing Yi: ...
You are serious!
Fortunately, the rules do not require you to guess the answer correctly.
Even if the whole group of uncles and nephews is wiped out, it will take time to complete the task in the end.
Xu You was so teased by the two of them that he happily came over with the script, "The next game is amazing! Yiyi will definitely like it: role-playing."
"Cosplay? Is it Cosplay?"
Yan Liang's face instantly appeared in Jing Yi's mind. That second-year-old child likes cosplay, and always feels that he is the Wing of Darkness Night Emissary.
"Although there is that kind of gameplay, the role-playing we are talking about refers to film and television roles." Xu You compared the game rules on the script and explained to him, "The program team will randomly give a scene, or set a certain For the plot, the guests choose the roles they want to play, do you understand the rules?"
"Yes, I understand." The two guests nodded in unison.
"Very good, let's start the first scene directly." Xu You unfolded the task card, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration, "Wow, when we collected before, this part of the audience was the most popular."
"What's the question, let me have a look." The hostess next to her came over and covered her face cooperatively after reading the task card, "I really want to see it!"
She was too exaggerated and realistic, which made Jing Yi a little curious.
"You are so excited, what is the topic?" Lu Ze stretched out his arms to take the task card, and went to Jing Yi to read the topic with him.
Seeing the text on the task card clearly, Jing Yi instantly understood why everyone was excited.
[Title setting: In the first episode of the hit drama "Yao Ge", the two actors, Xiu Zuo and No. 1842, switched roles to reproduce the plot of the hospital interview. ]
"So I will play Xiu Zuo, and you will play No. 1842?" Lu Ze clapped his hands and greeted happily, "I'm looking forward to it too, let's start!"
"Come on, the wheelchair is ready!" The host pushed the wheelchair up, and at the same time pretended to ask casually, "Hey, I heard on the Internet that in the play "Yaoge", you should play Xiu Zuo in the first place, But Jing Yi stole your role... Is there such a thing?"
"Bright Stars" not only helps the stars to promote, but also clarifies the platform.
Many things that are inconvenient to say on other occasions can be said through gags to cleanse oneself, and the effect is surprisingly good.
Lu Ze happily sat in the wheelchair, and took off his coat to cover his lap.
Facing the question, he and Jing Yi didn't answer directly, but asked instead, "Have you seen "Yaoge"?"
"Look!" The audience answered in unison.
Lu Ze shook the wheel of the wheelchair, turned two circles on the spot, and then asked, "Then what do you think if I play Xiuzuo well?"
"emmmm..."
"...Do you want to hear the truth?"
Both on stage and off stage were in entanglement.
"Don't turn around, dazzled." Jing Yi went around to support the wheelchair, pulled down the coat on his knees, and then held Lu Ze's shoulders to make him sit upright.
After adjustments, Lu Ze assumed the same pose as Xiu Zuo in the play, but there was still a world of difference in temperament and aura.
Prince Lu has a noble status, but his appearance is particularly friendly.
Coupled with the ancestral sand sculpture character, the audience will think hahahaha when they see him, and it is impossible to equate with the arrogant and noble Doctor Xiu Zuo.
If Lu Ze is really allowed to play Xiu Zuo, "Yao Ge" may become an annual sand sculpture drama.
Everyone took a second look at Lu Ze, and decided to cross out "maybe" confidently——
"Yaoge" will definitely become an annual sand sculpture drama!
"In fact, everyone can guess that no one can take away the role I want to play." Lu Ze's shoulders slumped, and he returned to his usual lazy and boneless casualness. He grinned and said, "I give up being the leading role myself. , I didn't even attend the audition, lest Director Meng scold me."
The audience understood: Director Meng is worthy of being the conscience of the film industry, even the prince dares to scold him, he is convinced!
Lu Ze continued, "Besides, if you know you can't act, why bother yourself and the audience."
Jing Yi stood behind the wheelchair, listening to him quietly, thinking to himself that Lu Ze is really amazing.
Obviously most of the time people think he is a bitch and funny, but he can perceive his transparency from just a few words inadvertently.
Great wisdom is like stupidity, but that's all.
Xu You nodded, and asked again, "Oh, why did it become Jing Yiyan later?"
"The company arranged for me to audition." Jing Yi accepted the words and answered truthfully.
"Jing Yiyi's performance in the audition was so good that I was so scared that I lost my melon seeds. Director Meng is so picky, so I'm very satisfied with him!"
Lu Ze explained the cause and effect in a few words, and then added casually, "Jing Yiyi only got to know Mo Li and the others later, but somehow, he became Sister Li and used me to flatter him. You said it was funny, I was the one who came first !"
"Can this stalk get over it?" Jing Yi heard him complain countless times, and his ears were already immune.
"Jing Yiyi, I'm your best friend, right?" Lu Ze raised his head to confirm.
Jing Yi shook his head indifferently, "No, Dabai is."
"Hey." The prince cried aggrievedly.
When Xu You heard the unfamiliar name, he couldn't help interjecting, "Who is Dabai?"
"..." Lu Ze gritted his teeth and said reluctantly, "The two on the promotional poster of "Yaoge"."
"Yaoge" promotional poster?
Everyone remembered the two little white mice in the middle of the promotional poster, and burst out laughing one after another.
The F4 heavenly groups fought back and forth, and it turned out that Yihuang favored the two mice the most.
Hahahaha laughed so hard!
"I really want to connect with Li Li and interview her at this moment." Xu You naturally changed the scene, "It's a pity that the recording is about to time out. Hurry up and act!"
The hostess immediately replaced her dress with her hands and shouted, "The first scene of "Yao Ge", let's start!"
Lu Ze, who played the role of Xiu Zuo, quickly entered the scene, sitting in a wheelchair, stretched out his hand, pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a wave of his big hand, "Where is number 1842? Hurry up and announce him into the palace!"
"...Zha!" The guy said a few words in the first sentence, Xu You pinched his thigh, tried not to laugh, turned around and said to Jing Yi, "Go in, don't forget what I told you."
Jing Yi exchanged a knowing look with him, and quickly entered the scene, "Eunuch Xu, don't worry."
The host next to him turned off the microphone, and laughed so hard that he turned his back and beat the ground, "Hahahahaha, I can't help it!"
"Yaoge" was originally a medical-themed drama, but how did Lu Ze turn it into a court drama in one sentence, and even pulled out a hidden plot of conspiracy and revenge.
Moreover, it obviously contains the elements of conspiracy and vengeance, why is the evil wind of the sand sculpture still blowing in the face?
Toxic!
Jing Yi walked around in front of Lu Ze, just about to read out his lines, bringing the impromptu performance back to its original track.
As a result, the first sentence was still brewing, and Lu Ze took the lead, "Aiqing, raise your head up."
"..." Aiqing, your sister!
Jing Yi held back the line No. 1842, and cooperated with him with a blank expression, "I never bowed my head."
"Presumptuous! Why didn't you bow your head when you saw me?!" Lu Ze slapped the armrest of the wheelchair heavily, and said in a deep voice, "Are you afraid that I will see your double chin?"
As soon as the words came out, Lu Zefan and Yima quit.
"Lu Ze, act seriously! Don't bully Jing Yi!"
"I don't have a double chin! No!"
"Hahahaha Prince, if you forget the words, just say it!"
Lu Ze was already possessed by drama, and said with a cold snort, "Who is making a fuss? Drag it out and kill it!"
"The emperor calms down." Jing Yi was about to cry stupidly, and asked simply and rudely, "Did you really forget the words?"
"Nonsense! How could I forget my words!" Lu Ze got emotional and stood up from the wheelchair.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes from the audience cast their gazes over at the same time, landing on his free legs.
Jing Yi narrowed his eyes, and said coolly, "Did you not only forget the lyrics, but also the character settings?"
"I didn't!" Lu Ze proudly puffed out his chest, and said triumphantly, "This proves that the cripples have been tricked into standing up by you! No. 1842 has excellent medical skills, and I decided to make you an imperial doctor."
"..." Get lost, God damn is good at medicine.
Lu Ze raised his chin, "Why don't you accept the decree to thank you soon?"
"Thank you Lord Long En, but..." The corners of Jing Yi's lips curled into a line, and he looked at Xu You, who was acting as a temporary guest chief eunuch, from a distance, and success flashed in his eyes for a moment.
"But your majesty, you were once cursed by a wizard, as long as you stand up from the wheelchair..."
"I've heard this story!" Lu Ze covered his chest and was moved, "I will fall asleep when I stand up. Only the princess can wake me up with a kiss. I'm ready!"
"No." Jing Yi denied his statement and announced cruelly, "As long as you stand up from the wheelchair, you will become a comedian, and everyone will laugh when they see you."
"..." Lu Ze's head was full of question marks, "Is this considered a curse?"
Lu Ze disagreed, feeling that this curse was useless.
However, when this episode of "Bright Stars" was broadcast, the barrage audience shouted that the curse was poisonous.
[Hahahahaha the curse has come true]
[What the hell are you acting!How should I watch "Yaoge" in the future? ! 】
【Fortunately Lu Ze didn't play Xiu Zuo, otherwise Xiaoyao would definitely become a sand sculpture drama】
[Woc's impromptu performance is extremely frightening!Lu Ze's family has the throne to inherit, so there is nothing wrong with him playing the role of emperor.The wheelchair may refer to something. After he gets rid of the 'wheelchair', he will become a comedian. This curse is really good】
[What is the curse?Learn more about sand sculptures handed down by the Lu family]
【...Maybe the one who is cursed is not the prince, but the real emperor Mr. Lu? 】
[Thinking, thinking, fear, extreme! 】
The 'curse' that Jing Yi made up at random, was spread by netizens.
In the end, even the person involved, Lu Ze, became suspicious and dragged Lu Tingge over to watch TV.
"Father, have you been cursed before?" Lu Ze asked.
Lu Tingge roughly watched the variety show clips and barrage, and his face gradually became solemn.
"It's been hidden for so long, but you still found out." Lu Tingge sighed, his eyes long and far away, "Think about it, more than 40 years have passed."
"Yeah." Lu Ze nodded earnestly, concentrating on waiting for Lu Tingge to tell his story.
"Alas..." Lu Tingge narrated sadly, "It was a dark and windy noon, your grandma suddenly called me, and I saw him secretly wiping away tears."
"And then?" Lu Ze asked nervously.
"Then—" Lu Tingge's tone quickly changed from cloudy to sunny, and he said happily, "She said it! Your personality is exactly like your father's!"
"……"That's it?Lu Ze felt that he had been deceived, "Wait, why is she weeping for this kind of thing?"
Lu Tingge looked innocent, "I asked! She said she just chopped an onion."
"???" Lu Ze was stunned and understood a fact:
Their sand sculptures are indeed ancestral.
Lu Tingge ignored his son who was being teased, rubbed his hands excitedly and asked, "Compared to that, my elder brother promised to come to our house for dinner today, why hasn't he arrived yet?"
"Daddy! Jing Yiyi said to arrive at eight o'clock."
Lu Tingge looked at his watch, and became even more worried, "It's already 07:30, and he hasn't arrived yet, so maybe something happened on the way?"
"It's only 07:30 in the morning, and Jing Yiyi is still in bed!"
"Huh? He actually stayed in bed?!"
"Ah-choo—" Jing Yi sneezed in his dream, wrapped himself up in the quilt and turned over, curling up his body to continue a new round of dreams.
But having a close conversation with their own cubs, Yi's father, Yi's mother, who was raised to heaven by the child's cuteness, can't suppress the enthusiasm in his heart, and can't wait to show off... Oh, share a wave.
Therefore, due to various reasons, fans who failed to make it to the recording site, logged on to Weibo to take a bite of the little idol.
As a result, I saw a series of live reports that made people make countless question marks——
Five hundred people on the wall: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Jingyi's only real mother on the whole network: Hahahaha, Yiyi agrees with the fan name we chose, and I will be a little pajamas from now on!
Moving bricks to raise cubs: So thin, tall and eyelashes are so long, I am super good-looking! ! !The voice is better than the voice coming from the microphone, Yan Gou's real name is crying
The ID doesn't have a hash key: You don't know until you're offline, Jing Yi is so damn unphotogenic! !
11 horizontally and vertically: yes! !Although the videos and photos are very cute, but Yiyi is really not photogenic, he looks super good-looking when he is up close!Zai Zai was standing in front of me at that time, the distance was less than half a meter, oh my god, the beauty crit woo woo woo!It's embarrassing for me to patronize and lick Zai Zai's face, slender waist, long legs, and didn't say a word
Money and life to you: I die.Happy and peaceful.
The rest of the fans: ? ? ?
What did this group of people go through, why can't I understand it?
Fans who participated in the recording of "Bright Stars" went into a state of madness almost at the same time.
Hundreds of people swarmed in Jing Yi's personal super chat, and posted inexplicable idiot remarks, which aroused more and more curiosity from the onlookers.
The rest of the fans ate lemons crazily, and their hearts were soured into a vat of 82-year-old mature vinegar.
Mingming is very jealous that they can go to the scene, but they can't control their little hands typing on the keyboard, and want to know what their cubs did.
[Yi Yi agreed to the fan name?Pajamas?My cub must not know the meaning, hahahahaha]
[Small pajamas sound so cute!This fairy will make pajamas every day~]
[Wait, I found a blind spot!close range?Half a meter? Is the stage of "Bright Stars" so close? I'm envious of my real name! ! ! 】
[Please record details!Why do you hear my own voice!Did Yiyi whisper to you?Crying with envy]
[Crazy, why didn't I go to the scene!What human suffering is this! 】
Everyone's questions are like pieces of snowflakes, which together create an avalanche effect.
However, the offline fans of Bundi in Chaohua just now, even though they were all buried in the snow, did not reply with a single word.
Because, at this moment, they are all concentrating on gathering the crowd to suck the cubs.
As a national-level variety show, "Bright Stars" has played many classic games in previous episodes, and various game interaction modes are quite mature.
Knowing that Jing Yi is going to participate, after carefully investigating Zai Zai's background information, the planning and design process mainly revolves around four words: Lively and cute.
Therefore, the three games that day were: 123 wooden figures, cartoon version of you guessing, and role-playing.
The "lively and cute" in capital letters in the program flow seems to be standard for coaxing children.
'123 Wooden Man' and 'You Guess Than I' are classics among the classics, and even kindergarten children can play them.
Although when playing You Bi, I guessed, Jing Yi was very unfortunate to be drawn to form a team with Lu Ze, which caused the scene to be very sandy.
When Jing Yi was in charge of the gestures, all the audience guessed the answers correctly, but the little prince's IQ seemed to be eaten by zombies, and he could always perfectly avoid all the correct answers.
Jing Yi couldn't bear it any longer, rubbed the center of his eyebrows vigorously, and asked in a cold voice, "Did you do it on purpose?"
The hostess next to her was holding her face, smiling like an idiot aunt, "Yi Yi's angry look is so cute, I'm about to fall into the trap!"
Lu Ze, who insisted on guessing 'stand out from the crowd' as 'oral ulcer', was innocent, and defended himself with aggrieved expression, "I'm wronged, I played it seriously!"
Jing Yi: ...
You are serious!
Fortunately, the rules do not require you to guess the answer correctly.
Even if the whole group of uncles and nephews is wiped out, it will take time to complete the task in the end.
Xu You was so teased by the two of them that he happily came over with the script, "The next game is amazing! Yiyi will definitely like it: role-playing."
"Cosplay? Is it Cosplay?"
Yan Liang's face instantly appeared in Jing Yi's mind. That second-year-old child likes cosplay, and always feels that he is the Wing of Darkness Night Emissary.
"Although there is that kind of gameplay, the role-playing we are talking about refers to film and television roles." Xu You compared the game rules on the script and explained to him, "The program team will randomly give a scene, or set a certain For the plot, the guests choose the roles they want to play, do you understand the rules?"
"Yes, I understand." The two guests nodded in unison.
"Very good, let's start the first scene directly." Xu You unfolded the task card, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration, "Wow, when we collected before, this part of the audience was the most popular."
"What's the question, let me have a look." The hostess next to her came over and covered her face cooperatively after reading the task card, "I really want to see it!"
She was too exaggerated and realistic, which made Jing Yi a little curious.
"You are so excited, what is the topic?" Lu Ze stretched out his arms to take the task card, and went to Jing Yi to read the topic with him.
Seeing the text on the task card clearly, Jing Yi instantly understood why everyone was excited.
[Title setting: In the first episode of the hit drama "Yao Ge", the two actors, Xiu Zuo and No. 1842, switched roles to reproduce the plot of the hospital interview. ]
"So I will play Xiu Zuo, and you will play No. 1842?" Lu Ze clapped his hands and greeted happily, "I'm looking forward to it too, let's start!"
"Come on, the wheelchair is ready!" The host pushed the wheelchair up, and at the same time pretended to ask casually, "Hey, I heard on the Internet that in the play "Yaoge", you should play Xiu Zuo in the first place, But Jing Yi stole your role... Is there such a thing?"
"Bright Stars" not only helps the stars to promote, but also clarifies the platform.
Many things that are inconvenient to say on other occasions can be said through gags to cleanse oneself, and the effect is surprisingly good.
Lu Ze happily sat in the wheelchair, and took off his coat to cover his lap.
Facing the question, he and Jing Yi didn't answer directly, but asked instead, "Have you seen "Yaoge"?"
"Look!" The audience answered in unison.
Lu Ze shook the wheel of the wheelchair, turned two circles on the spot, and then asked, "Then what do you think if I play Xiuzuo well?"
"emmmm..."
"...Do you want to hear the truth?"
Both on stage and off stage were in entanglement.
"Don't turn around, dazzled." Jing Yi went around to support the wheelchair, pulled down the coat on his knees, and then held Lu Ze's shoulders to make him sit upright.
After adjustments, Lu Ze assumed the same pose as Xiu Zuo in the play, but there was still a world of difference in temperament and aura.
Prince Lu has a noble status, but his appearance is particularly friendly.
Coupled with the ancestral sand sculpture character, the audience will think hahahaha when they see him, and it is impossible to equate with the arrogant and noble Doctor Xiu Zuo.
If Lu Ze is really allowed to play Xiu Zuo, "Yao Ge" may become an annual sand sculpture drama.
Everyone took a second look at Lu Ze, and decided to cross out "maybe" confidently——
"Yaoge" will definitely become an annual sand sculpture drama!
"In fact, everyone can guess that no one can take away the role I want to play." Lu Ze's shoulders slumped, and he returned to his usual lazy and boneless casualness. He grinned and said, "I give up being the leading role myself. , I didn't even attend the audition, lest Director Meng scold me."
The audience understood: Director Meng is worthy of being the conscience of the film industry, even the prince dares to scold him, he is convinced!
Lu Ze continued, "Besides, if you know you can't act, why bother yourself and the audience."
Jing Yi stood behind the wheelchair, listening to him quietly, thinking to himself that Lu Ze is really amazing.
Obviously most of the time people think he is a bitch and funny, but he can perceive his transparency from just a few words inadvertently.
Great wisdom is like stupidity, but that's all.
Xu You nodded, and asked again, "Oh, why did it become Jing Yiyan later?"
"The company arranged for me to audition." Jing Yi accepted the words and answered truthfully.
"Jing Yiyi's performance in the audition was so good that I was so scared that I lost my melon seeds. Director Meng is so picky, so I'm very satisfied with him!"
Lu Ze explained the cause and effect in a few words, and then added casually, "Jing Yiyi only got to know Mo Li and the others later, but somehow, he became Sister Li and used me to flatter him. You said it was funny, I was the one who came first !"
"Can this stalk get over it?" Jing Yi heard him complain countless times, and his ears were already immune.
"Jing Yiyi, I'm your best friend, right?" Lu Ze raised his head to confirm.
Jing Yi shook his head indifferently, "No, Dabai is."
"Hey." The prince cried aggrievedly.
When Xu You heard the unfamiliar name, he couldn't help interjecting, "Who is Dabai?"
"..." Lu Ze gritted his teeth and said reluctantly, "The two on the promotional poster of "Yaoge"."
"Yaoge" promotional poster?
Everyone remembered the two little white mice in the middle of the promotional poster, and burst out laughing one after another.
The F4 heavenly groups fought back and forth, and it turned out that Yihuang favored the two mice the most.
Hahahaha laughed so hard!
"I really want to connect with Li Li and interview her at this moment." Xu You naturally changed the scene, "It's a pity that the recording is about to time out. Hurry up and act!"
The hostess immediately replaced her dress with her hands and shouted, "The first scene of "Yao Ge", let's start!"
Lu Ze, who played the role of Xiu Zuo, quickly entered the scene, sitting in a wheelchair, stretched out his hand, pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a wave of his big hand, "Where is number 1842? Hurry up and announce him into the palace!"
"...Zha!" The guy said a few words in the first sentence, Xu You pinched his thigh, tried not to laugh, turned around and said to Jing Yi, "Go in, don't forget what I told you."
Jing Yi exchanged a knowing look with him, and quickly entered the scene, "Eunuch Xu, don't worry."
The host next to him turned off the microphone, and laughed so hard that he turned his back and beat the ground, "Hahahahaha, I can't help it!"
"Yaoge" was originally a medical-themed drama, but how did Lu Ze turn it into a court drama in one sentence, and even pulled out a hidden plot of conspiracy and revenge.
Moreover, it obviously contains the elements of conspiracy and vengeance, why is the evil wind of the sand sculpture still blowing in the face?
Toxic!
Jing Yi walked around in front of Lu Ze, just about to read out his lines, bringing the impromptu performance back to its original track.
As a result, the first sentence was still brewing, and Lu Ze took the lead, "Aiqing, raise your head up."
"..." Aiqing, your sister!
Jing Yi held back the line No. 1842, and cooperated with him with a blank expression, "I never bowed my head."
"Presumptuous! Why didn't you bow your head when you saw me?!" Lu Ze slapped the armrest of the wheelchair heavily, and said in a deep voice, "Are you afraid that I will see your double chin?"
As soon as the words came out, Lu Zefan and Yima quit.
"Lu Ze, act seriously! Don't bully Jing Yi!"
"I don't have a double chin! No!"
"Hahahaha Prince, if you forget the words, just say it!"
Lu Ze was already possessed by drama, and said with a cold snort, "Who is making a fuss? Drag it out and kill it!"
"The emperor calms down." Jing Yi was about to cry stupidly, and asked simply and rudely, "Did you really forget the words?"
"Nonsense! How could I forget my words!" Lu Ze got emotional and stood up from the wheelchair.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes from the audience cast their gazes over at the same time, landing on his free legs.
Jing Yi narrowed his eyes, and said coolly, "Did you not only forget the lyrics, but also the character settings?"
"I didn't!" Lu Ze proudly puffed out his chest, and said triumphantly, "This proves that the cripples have been tricked into standing up by you! No. 1842 has excellent medical skills, and I decided to make you an imperial doctor."
"..." Get lost, God damn is good at medicine.
Lu Ze raised his chin, "Why don't you accept the decree to thank you soon?"
"Thank you Lord Long En, but..." The corners of Jing Yi's lips curled into a line, and he looked at Xu You, who was acting as a temporary guest chief eunuch, from a distance, and success flashed in his eyes for a moment.
"But your majesty, you were once cursed by a wizard, as long as you stand up from the wheelchair..."
"I've heard this story!" Lu Ze covered his chest and was moved, "I will fall asleep when I stand up. Only the princess can wake me up with a kiss. I'm ready!"
"No." Jing Yi denied his statement and announced cruelly, "As long as you stand up from the wheelchair, you will become a comedian, and everyone will laugh when they see you."
"..." Lu Ze's head was full of question marks, "Is this considered a curse?"
Lu Ze disagreed, feeling that this curse was useless.
However, when this episode of "Bright Stars" was broadcast, the barrage audience shouted that the curse was poisonous.
[Hahahahaha the curse has come true]
[What the hell are you acting!How should I watch "Yaoge" in the future? ! 】
【Fortunately Lu Ze didn't play Xiu Zuo, otherwise Xiaoyao would definitely become a sand sculpture drama】
[Woc's impromptu performance is extremely frightening!Lu Ze's family has the throne to inherit, so there is nothing wrong with him playing the role of emperor.The wheelchair may refer to something. After he gets rid of the 'wheelchair', he will become a comedian. This curse is really good】
[What is the curse?Learn more about sand sculptures handed down by the Lu family]
【...Maybe the one who is cursed is not the prince, but the real emperor Mr. Lu? 】
[Thinking, thinking, fear, extreme! 】
The 'curse' that Jing Yi made up at random, was spread by netizens.
In the end, even the person involved, Lu Ze, became suspicious and dragged Lu Tingge over to watch TV.
"Father, have you been cursed before?" Lu Ze asked.
Lu Tingge roughly watched the variety show clips and barrage, and his face gradually became solemn.
"It's been hidden for so long, but you still found out." Lu Tingge sighed, his eyes long and far away, "Think about it, more than 40 years have passed."
"Yeah." Lu Ze nodded earnestly, concentrating on waiting for Lu Tingge to tell his story.
"Alas..." Lu Tingge narrated sadly, "It was a dark and windy noon, your grandma suddenly called me, and I saw him secretly wiping away tears."
"And then?" Lu Ze asked nervously.
"Then—" Lu Tingge's tone quickly changed from cloudy to sunny, and he said happily, "She said it! Your personality is exactly like your father's!"
"……"That's it?Lu Ze felt that he had been deceived, "Wait, why is she weeping for this kind of thing?"
Lu Tingge looked innocent, "I asked! She said she just chopped an onion."
"???" Lu Ze was stunned and understood a fact:
Their sand sculptures are indeed ancestral.
Lu Tingge ignored his son who was being teased, rubbed his hands excitedly and asked, "Compared to that, my elder brother promised to come to our house for dinner today, why hasn't he arrived yet?"
"Daddy! Jing Yiyi said to arrive at eight o'clock."
Lu Tingge looked at his watch, and became even more worried, "It's already 07:30, and he hasn't arrived yet, so maybe something happened on the way?"
"It's only 07:30 in the morning, and Jing Yiyi is still in bed!"
"Huh? He actually stayed in bed?!"
"Ah-choo—" Jing Yi sneezed in his dream, wrapped himself up in the quilt and turned over, curling up his body to continue a new round of dreams.
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