Hey, where is my knife?

As an associate professor at a research university whose main job is to hold meetings, go on business trips, do research, and occasionally substitute a class.Every new semester, in the "New Friends" column of Mr. Ji's communication software, there will always be a bunch of friend applications from fanboys and girls.

University is different from junior high school and high school. Teachers don’t need to control discipline or students’ life. What’s more, Ji Kai is teaching graduate students. Most of them are in their twenties. It belongs to the "one-semester relationship", and even many classes and exams have not been finished, and the teachers and students do not know each other.

However, there are always exceptions.

When the teacher is handsome and well-dressed, personable and funny.That really has its own scope effect. It should be a small class of more than [-] people, but every time the classroom is crowded.All kinds of foreign students who don't understand have to bring their own small benches to listen, and they also call themselves "appearance party" contentedly.

Ji Kai is already very cautious. He always only leaves a small mailbox number when assigning homework, and never reveals his mobile phone number and account number of any communication software. However, it is useless. Kind of "teacher teacher, I have a problem".

Ever since the advertisement of a certain light luxury brand started to be replaced by Qiang, the popularity has grown exponentially. What is the principal's name?I don't know that, but Mr. Ji from the law school knows that.

"Teacher, is this you?"

"No, it's a bit like it. I'm here to give you a lecture, how can I have time to shoot this thing?"

College students and graduate students are simply easy to deceive.

As a result, most people really believed that it wasn't him, and they posted pictures of Amway with various content: "Look! Look at our professor of civil and commercial law, who looks like a colossus of a sexy male model in a white shirt!"

Although he has always adhered to the principle of preventing someone from being jealous and keeping a distance from students, Ji Kai did not have the heart to hurt the flowers of the motherland.After all, there is still about a 1% probability that the people who come to join him really have academic questions to ask.

The solution is to pull into a special group after passing the verification, block your circle of friends, and talk about business as usual.

Unfortunately, one day a trembling hand passed someone who should not have passed.

The little white flower Ye Yin is different from the persistent rich old man who always clearly wrote "Li Changji" on the verification information.

He is especially good at changing avatars and nicknames, hiding in a wave of teenagers and girls in the prime of life, and finally one day he was slapped by Ji Kai and passed as a student.

As a result, in a sunny and sunny class break, Teacher Ji was laying on the podium and seriously answering his text messages at home, casually swiping through Moments, and suddenly saw Ye Yin taking a small fresh selfie with the green leaves in the background. The face is capitalized and confused.

The first reaction is to delete delete delete.

But people... sometimes, they are cheap.

Not only did he not delete it, but he couldn't help but brush up the little goblin's circle of friends.

Because it's really exciting, it's too weird, and I can't stop at all.

All kinds of states, all kinds of sad and miserable ancient poem pictures accompanied by the text "I want to talk about a fair and honest love", various sad love songs accompanied by the text "It is obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't have a name" , Excerpted from the wise saying "The one who is not loved in love is the third party", deep boudoir affection "I just hope to look at him from a distance", or pitiful "I think of him in the middle of the night and I cry again"...

It can be called a textbook of the little three white lotus, and Ji Kai is full of energy after reading it.

The latest selfie, the last of the Jiugongge is a coffee cup with a heart drawn on it, with the text: 300 days with my dear.

It's full of slots, because if the "dear" refers to Zhu Ling, then 300 days ago, Zhu Ling hadn't divorced yet, and you haven't broken up with Li Weidu either.After the passage of time, have you become so big-hearted and so undisguised?

Just gossiping and peeking at the screen occasionally, after about a week, after Ye Yan made a few posts about sunny weather, telegraph poles and coffee-drinking bourgeoisie, he decisively came to Gao Neng again.

That is a very classic composition.In the camera, only Ye Yin's fair and delicate hand was shown, which was held in another person's hand.Only the back of that person can be seen in the whole picture, and the background is the bright neon night.

Caption: "Honey, you finally came to take me home."

Ji Kai is very familiar with that back view, not to mention the broken diamond earrings on his ears are still very shiny.

"..."

Are those two people finally willing to openly admit that they are together?not easy!

Ji Kai breathed a sigh of relief.If it was said that on that rainy day, by the wall of the ivy, there was still a little inexplicable melancholy in my heart watching Zhu Ling's lost and leaving back, at this moment, the last bit of regret has finally disappeared.

Congratulations, congratulations.

It's really hard for both of you.This can be regarded as going through ups and downs and finally getting married. I feel that the red stamp is proper, and I really love it.

Hurriedly and happily dragging on the slippers, she hugged Li Weidu's particularly attractive waist from behind and reported the good news to him.Li Weidu was washing strawberries and oranges, and when he was hugged around the waist and kissed his ears, his whole body froze for a second, and the base of his cold ears began to feel slightly hot.

"I don't watch it, and it's none of my business."

"Why is it none of your business? Not only my ex, but also your ex?"

"...I have you, and I don't even remember who my ex was."

Facts have proved that, knowing that it is deceitful, she will still be happy when she hears such words. After she is happy, Teacher Ji will rub her chin on the other person's shoulder, and then she will be a good boy after getting the cheap: "My family is not like this before. Ruthless? Woo..."

A strawberry was stuffed in his mouth.

But before he tasted the sweetness, Mr. Li turned around and took the strawberry away from his mouth with a ruthless face.The whole process was fast, precise and firm, and the big bear was still in a daze, and the next second he was directly pressed against the wall. The strawberry-flavored kiss had a sour and sweet taste, which made people unable to close their legs.

Mr. Li has really been doing more and more tricks recently.

I can't stand it anymore, admit defeat...

In the next few days, Ye Yan continued to show her affection in various circles of friends, at least she seemed to be in a state of bliss, and sometimes she would bring Xiao Yan together, which seemed to be a harmonious reorganization of a family of three.

That's okay, I feel like I love Wu Jiwu, so I can be a good stepmother and not bully Xiaoyan.

Ji Kai felt relieved, and then he would look through it occasionally when he was bored, and at the same time secretly rolled his eyes to OS, Lao Tzu's dog food is much more delicious than the ones you two gave out!

There is an old saying that "sprinkle dog food in front of people, and throw dog bowls in back".Because Ji Kai distributes real dog food to the onlookers every day, he never gets the fact that there are fake dog food.

In fact, Ye Yan and Zhu Ling have only been together for a week.

And those various flowers and gifts that are photographed and displayed are nothing but a sporadic sugar slag in the endless swords, swords, and chickens and dogs in the trivial daily life.

……

From Zhu Ling's point of view, it was entirely Ye Yin's unilateral effort to find trouble.

Originally, he didn't take the initiative to reconcile.Walking out of Ji Kai's school that day, the rain became heavier and heavier, and gradually the whole street was almost deserted, making people feel that this is simply a dead city of zombies.

Before the traffic light, a nasty black landrover stopped there.The windows of the car were scratched in the rain, and the figures were blurred, but Zhu Ling recognized the car.

It must be warm in the car.With such a long red light, you don't need to think about it. Li will definitely take his hands off the steering wheel and rub the back of Ji Kai's hands.

The pads of bear paws are so cute, how could anyone resist touching them?Then, she would definitely be tempted by the hormonal smell all over her body, and couldn't help leaning over and kissing him.

I really wanted to rush over and kick it, but when it was about to explode, the green light jumped out, and Landrover flew away with a "hoo--", causing a splash.

After returning home, Zhu Ling was seriously ill and missed work for three days.

When Sister Tong broke in, she felt distressed and complained that there was a musty smell in the room and she couldn't hear it.It seems that the whole world is collapsing, just waking up in such a high fever, waking up from the cold and wet pillow every time, just like this for a whole week, just feel that the world is united, and you have become a fairy, Never love again.

Finally, the creature's last will to live forced him out of his dying state.Like Ji Kai taught him, he took a hot bath, although he almost suffocated himself in the shower room, he finally walked out warm and dazed.

Sunshine is good.

The light on his body made him want to fall in love with someone quickly, so that he could quickly erase the traces of that person, so that his heartache would no longer be so painful.

...so lonely and wanting "happiness".

But when he thinks that all the "happiness" in this life has nothing to do with him anymore, he feels that life is nothing to love.

……

It was at such a valley bottom that Ye Yin reappeared by his side.

Floating behind the brilliant spring light in May.Zhu Ling remembered that the last time he reunited with him was also a day between Maychun and Jingming.

It seems that the first time I saw it was also in May.A peach tree was planted in the school, and the peach blossoms were just blooming, and he was standing by the window gracefully.Such a scene had always been a dusty beauty in memory, but now Zhu Ling would rather not have walked under that window back then, and just passed by like this, never looking back.

I always feel like I have been cheated by someone for more than ten years.

The appearance in the mirror has not changed, and when he frowns, he is still handsome with a bit of evil spirit, but inside he seems to be dying.He always feels that there is a track line of established destiny pulling him, unable to resist, and can only follow the trend.

In the days when I was with Ye Yan, I didn't feel excited, but I felt very relaxed and at ease, and I could even lie to myself infinitely, so that's it, it's not bad to have such a person by my side.Simply skipping all the process of being in love and going straight to the daytime like an old married couple is quite suitable for him now.

After all, he is hopelessly childish and self-willed, and it is impossible for ordinary people to pamper and tolerate him unconditionally.

Only Ye Yin, only Ye Yin who had been silently waiting for him for a year could do it.

He said, "Zhu Ling, I love you, you are the only one in my world. Even if I wait all my life, I will never blame you."

……

However, it's not surprising that the war broke out in less than a week, and Ye Yan was still the initiator.

Zhu Ling is both innocent and incomprehensible. He really doesn't understand why Ye Yan secretly logged into his cloud disk account, which he has not managed for a long time.Because it has been synchronized with the old mobile phone, there are many photos in it, recording the various places he and Ji Kai went together, such as Nepal, Thailand, Japan, and all kinds of happiness on festivals and anniversaries.

Ye Yan took the mobile phone and asked him why he kept these photos.

"What's more, why did you take me to the store you went to with him?"

Zhu Ling felt very speechless, why else?Of course it’s because that store is delicious, and you said you wanted ice cream and asked me to recommend it.And what are you doing flipping through my old photos?

"Are you blaming me in turn? If you don't still think about him, why do you keep them?"

From that day on, in Zhu Ling's view, Ye Yan began to make more and more unreasonable troubles day by day.

Watch an old movie and ask if you watched it with him.Empty all the books on the bookshelf that Ji Kai might have bought.Even coaxing and hugging it turned into "Did you coax him like this before?"

Pressed again and again, Zhu Ling also has a temper.

"Can you stop talking about the past? You are the one with me now, why are you making trouble for no reason every day? Staring at my phone all day long, and using the trumpet to test me, you used to talk about Li Wei all day They are all crazy and staring at you, what is the difference between you and him now?"

"Yeah," Ye Yan laughed too, "That's right, even if Li Weidu is mentally ill, at least he thinks about me about everything. He will make lunch for me when I'm hungry, and feel sorry for me when I'm tired. Flip whatever you want. But what about you?"

Zhu Ling didn't panic: "Okay, psychopaths are better for you than me, then go back and find him."

In the end, it turned into a fierce quarrel, which lasted until midnight. In the end, Ye Yan gave in and obediently went to the kitchen to order some unqualified-looking tomato and egg noodles for Zhu Ling. Zhu Ling ate some for him, took a shower and fell asleep. .

Ye Yan was left holding the quilt alone, weeping silently.

……

I thought I could love each other, but I didn't expect to start hurting each other so soon—Sister Tong has been very busy recently, and she has been with an artist who is not worrying. Arguing with the new boyfriend to mediate the role, feeling overwhelmed.

And Ye Yan's manager, Shen Qian, is also very busy recently, listening to Ye Yan's various complaints, and occasionally sympathizing with him sincerely: "Little Ye Zi, do you really want to be with him?"

"People who make you worry about gains and losses usually don't really like you." It's just like him to you, just like you were to Li Weidu back then, but probably Ye Mo doesn't understand at all.

Sure enough, Ye Yan didn't seem to hear anything: "By the way, Qianqian, don't you just happen to be a part-time graduate student at X University?"

Shen Qian: "So?"

"What's wrong with that Ji Kai, it should be easier to find out in school, right?"

Shen Qian: "...what's the matter with your ex-husband again?"

What Ye Yan meant was that Zhu Ling's trumpet still followed his ex-husband's Weibo and Weibo. All in all, all the troubles between him and Zhu Ling were the fault of his ex-husband.

Shen Qian was a little helpless, although he was indeed studying at X University, he could still go to the class of his ex-husband brother.But want to dig black material in such a pure place as the school?I'm afraid it's not easy to handle.

What's more... the ex-husband, who looks very approachable and easy to hook up with, is actually completely repulsed by thousands of miles away.

……

Ji Kai no longer remembered Shen Qian.

Although I was in Lu's specialty store before, it was the time when Li Weidu confessed his love and then kissed him until his whole body became crispy, but I actually saw him and Ye Yin together.

But still the same sentence, Professor Ji has to meet waves of students every day, coming and going, and seeing everyone familiar.On the contrary, I also feel that this handsome young man who sits in the first row of every class is Mian Shan, but he only thinks that it might be a graduate student he has supervised before, and never thinks about it.

"Professor Ji, Professor Ji, shall we train for the relay race together?"

The upcoming sports meeting, teachers also have to participate.As the main force of the law school teachers, Ji Kai will also practice exercises and activities on the playground after get out of class recently.

However, facing the invitation of the young man, he refused in seconds.

Shen Qian looked puzzled: "But Professor Ji, you are here to train anyway, and if I can't run fast, I will be dragged down by everyone's blame. You are so good, why don't you teach me?"

He continued to be rejected in seconds, and in the next few days on the playground, Professor Ji was no longer alive and kicking.

"..." Shen Qian felt that he was beautiful, after all, this beauty cost him a lot of money.

What's more, Ji Kai once praised her beauty in Lu's shop, so this must not be the legendary "ugly rejection".

Then one day after class, I followed Professor Ji to the school gate, and saw the undressed president leaning on the car with a green face who came to pick him up from get off work.When two people meet, they hold small hands before getting in the car, like elementary school students, and they are inseparable.

So, if you have a beloved boyfriend, you will actively disconnect from other temptations.

Even if it's delivered to your door, don't want it.Even if there is no ambiguity, I know to avoid suspicion.

It's really... It's not the same as some people at all, no wonder they get divorced.

Although I don't believe in feelings all the year round, it still seems inexplicable... There is a little bit of envy.

……

In winter, Li Weidu bought Ji Kai a pair of brown fur slippers.

In May, the weather is already quite warm, and the man has his own electric blanket, so he can change into sandals, but he still wears them very well.

"Because it's convenient." Especially when you want to warm your feet.

Li Weidu's icy physique feels hopeless. Sometimes he works on the computer at home, and his feet get cold after sitting for a short while.

At such times, Ji Kai would sit beside him and read a book.The feet stick out from the fur mop, let him cover the cold feet, and continue to demonstrate the No. [-] skill of living artificial warm baby.

The heart is a house with two bedrooms, one for pain and the other for joy.One cannot be too happy, or the laughter will wake up the pain in the next room - Franz Kafka's Proverbs

Li Weidu really felt that his hypocritical illness had healed a lot recently.

But sometimes when I stick to the warm bear, I still occasionally suddenly think of the days when I was lonely, silently cutting and cooking vegetables in the cold kitchen, and finally tears fell into the pot.

Now that I am with him, I am so happy to cook every day.It feels like moving from the cold city of ice and snow to a place where springs are warm and flowers bloom forever.So I am trying to seal up the days I hated before.

... He doesn't want to remember, but someone always wants to come out to help him remember.

For example, his father recently started to harass Ji Kai again.

"It's just... about the wedding. He called me several times, as if he wanted you to attend no matter what. Of course, it was with that aunt, the female boss I mentioned earlier."

"I won't go. Just ignore him, forget it."

Ji Kai could only laugh: "You don't have to deal with him any way you want, but let's take my stand... He came to me, and I can't say I don't give him face at all, because no matter what he says, he is still our father after all. .”

The word "our father" made Li Weidu blush a little.

"But...you really don't have to talk to him, don't give him face for me, because he's not worth it at all, I mean it."

"When my mother left, although I was young, I didn't have no memory at all. I clearly remember that he had someone outside, and my mother kept crying at home. He insisted on going to get a woman, and was very rude Pushed her. I got on my knees and begged him not to leave, but he finally left."

"So later, when I saw his regretful look, I just thought it was fake. No matter how abnormal or crazy my mother is, she wouldn't have become like that without his stimulation."

"He deserves it all for betraying his relatives. He did it all by himself. He can find a woman and get married, but never think that I can bless him!"

"Because it is impossible to say that after you kill someone with a knife, you still expect the body to recover. All my feelings for the two words 'father' and 'home' have long since disappeared. How can it be possible now? ..."

Even when I mention it now, I still can't stop trembling.Ji Kai hugged his little puppet, there were so many injuries, how many holes in his heart could not be filled?

"How can you say you don't have feelings for 'home'? Isn't our home home to you?"

Li Weidu was stunned, his lips trembled, but he was warmly dragged to the oven by the big hand of Xiong Baobao: "Suddenly I want to eat something sweet, let's bake some biscuits together later, shall we?"

"But," Mr. Li looked at him suspiciously, "I'm going to make it for you last time... Didn't you say you'll get fat?"

"I thought about it later, and it should be okay to exercise more after eating. Weidu, I just want to eat the little biscuits you baked. Let's go to the gym together after eating. Next time I will teach you how to swim. How about it?"

Li Weidu really felt that his baby bear seemed to understand him more and more, to a terrifying level.

He can always dispel all his negative emotions in a second with a few words.

Sometimes I use praise, sometimes I use kisses and hugs, and sometimes I ask him what he wants to eat.Every time, every time, it hits the soft Achilles' heel, just like at this moment, I completely forget about the sad things, and only focus on making him the most delicious bear biscuits in the world.

When I went to the supermarket that day, Mr. Li bought an exquisite whiteboard for erasing and writing on a whim.

Just put it on the dining table, like a master chef in the cafeteria, write "Today's Special Offer" tirelessly every day.

"Carrot stew, mushrooms and vegetables, three shredded sugar, fried fish."

Then he watched Baby Bear secretly smear out "fried fish" and change it to "fish-flavored pork shreds", and secretly laughed behind his back until he almost suffocated.

Then one weekend when he went out to work overtime, Mr. Li suddenly saw the words "The weather forecast says it will rain today" written on the small blackboard.Rain is not a written word, but a small dark cloud with a few drops of rain on the bottom.

"Be careful on your way home from get off work and be safe."

Mr. Li couldn't hold back, and bought a new small whiteboard decisively, and secretly put away the old one.

Because that little black cloud is so cute, I will never be willing to wipe it off for the rest of my life, and I even really want to cover it with a film and hang it on the wall.

Ji Kai didn't realize that the small whiteboard had been replaced with a new one. He was recently asked by his department to attend an academic conference in a neighboring province. He was going to go for five days, so he drew five little bears on the new whiteboard.

"I'll go for a day, you wipe one off, and I'll be back when I'm done."

"...you can still draw!" Li Weidu seemed to have discovered a new continent.

Little Black Cloud is cute, but anyone can draw Little Black Cloud.

Bear is different!Such cute, such vivid brushwork, his baby bear actually has the talent to draw!

"Oh, because my previous ambition was to become a carpenter like Zhou Yi'an's father, so how could I not be able to draw? When Uncle Zhou was drawing drafts, I always copied them."

As he said, Mr. Li was staring at him in a nympho.

……

Qi Yang really thinks this couple is interesting.

On one side is the little bear, eating honey every day.

On one side is the little puppet, holding the little bear happily and unable to sleep.

Both of them have expressed to him in private that they "feel superior to each other", so they are also working hard to cultivate their morality and treat each other wholeheartedly.

All kinds of protecting each other's little fragility, all kinds of hard work, make people want to believe in true love.

Even on a business trip, Ji Kai would call and ask him to help take care of Li Weidu.

But this is not the "overprotection" that Qi Yang thought.

On the day before leaving, Mr. Li suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach.If this is another job, it can be said to be a temporary replacement, but Ji Kai not only leads the team, but also makes a report, there is really no way to say no to it.

"It's okay, you can go out at ease, it doesn't hurt too much, I'm fine by myself."

If you say it doesn't hurt, I don't feel relieved either!

Until it was time to catch the train, Ji Kai tried his best to drag a certain brat who hated the hospital to the hospital. It was only a five-day errand, and in the end it seemed like a farewell.

"Why not? The neighboring provinces are actually not that far away. If your company can be remotely controlled these days, why not go with me?"

Based on Ji Kai's understanding of Li Weidu, being able to keep an eye on people 24 hours a day is absolutely what he wished for.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Li lowered his eyes and shook his head.

"Ji Kai, you can't always pamper me like this, you have to give me a little... space to grow up."

I once heard a saying, "Kites are afraid of heights, but they trust the people who lead them."Li Wei felt that if most people were kites, then he might be a hydrogen balloon that would leave the ground at any time.

He is always habitually afraid that if others accidentally let go, he will suffocate and break at high altitude.

However, after meeting Ji Kai, he suddenly had infinite courage, which made him want to become stronger, defeat thousands of troops, and thrive in all directions.

That day, when Qi Yang went to the balcony to smoke a cigarette, Li Wei couldn't even look at it: "I really don't know what you people can smoke, aren't you afraid of getting cancer at a young age?"

Qi Yang smiled: "Because sometimes...you can't cry."

After being stunned, he turned his head to look at his baby bear, who was chatting with Wei Xuan, with a carefree smile on his face.

Since then, I have made up my mind to have more high standards and strict demands on myself, to become better as soon as possible, and let him completely rely on it.

……

On the first day of Ji Kai's business trip, Li Weidu began to wear his pair of flaming slippers.

It's okay to look down blankly, it's fluffy and warm.

I always feel that I will be able to survive seven days, become a better self, and be able to protect him better.

Ideal is plump, reality is skinny.

Just like aspiring to be a magnanimous boyfriend, this time's determination undoubtedly ended in failure, but in a sense, uh... opened the door to another new world.