Hey, where is my knife?

"So that's it! Why can't affectionate people be together sweetly, and they are all fucking bullied by ruthless scum? If you want me to say, just let those two cheating scumbags hurt each other by themselves. You two are happy together, isn't everyone happy?"

In the Zhongxin District of S City, inside a pet shop called Petty.

Qi Yang, with messy hair like a bird's nest, was carrying a kettle, wearing an old man's shirt with a hole in it, and dragging his shoes, "slapping" passing by in the hall.

Li Weidu was leaning against the counter, watching the pet shop owner Wei Xuan feeding the cat.

Hearing this, the whole body froze and hit the cabinet with a loud bang.

"..."

Qi Yang, what does he know?

Guess what?Or was it me, was he seeing through my restlessness, or was he staring at me when I was always looking at my phone?Could it be that he didn't go back at all that day, but hid near the boat and watched the whole night?

No, how is it possible?

From yesterday afternoon to this morning, Li Weidu's mobile phone was completely deserted except for his subordinate's reporting work, and he did not receive a single important message or call.

a little frustrated...

I still remember that when the mobile phone recovered its signal when it landed early yesterday morning, the swarm of thousands of group messages couldn't stop it.

Zuo Yan, Ying Jian and the others in the group "Take medicine to fight against the Hongxing gang in East China" have been in trouble almost all night.

"Where's Brother Kaikai? Brother Kai isn't online on Saturday night?"

"Brother Kai, come out and talk!"

"Brother Kai has disappeared and been trafficked! He has a great body and can work, whoever buys it will earn money!"

"Aha, Brother Kai is abducting and selling others, right? He must have gone out to have an affair, hehehe, maybe he tricked some long-legged beauty into blocking the door tomorrow morning!"

"Brother Kai, don't call the police tomorrow~"

Some people care about, some people look for, some people care about, Li Weidu silently looks at his side again.

Qi Yang, no news.

Wei Xuan, no news.

Auntie Bai, the mother of City A, has no news.

No one found out that he hadn't returned overnight!This... even if there is a real shipwreck, no one will rescue him, let alone report the missing person!

As for popularity, Li Weidu began to think seriously about whether he really had to start making friends widely.

His eyes dimmed, his slender fingers trembled, and he sent a red envelope in the group.

Decided!After that, it will be sent regularly every Saturday!In this way, if something goes wrong, even if this group doesn't think about his people, they at least think about his red envelope?

Um!It is right to have a good relationship with Ji Kai's friends!A group of people have everything from construction workers to mutton kebab sellers to painters, doctors, and public prosecutors. If they win their favor, there will be no harm in the future!

With a red envelope, live fish exploded in an instant.

"Wow, Brother Weidu gave out red envelopes again!"

"Hello, Brother Weidu! Good morning, Brother Weidu!"

"Where is Brother Weidu? When will you come out and hang out together?"

Li Weidu calmly stared at the screen as messages popped up one after another.good.Money really can buy friends.

Ji Kai: "..."

Ji Kai: "You... pay attention to your morals."

Jiang Xiaobai: "Hey? Wait, as soon as Weidu brother appeared, our Kai brother also appeared! It feels like there is something inside! You don't know..."

A huge "hehehe" expression appeared.

What nonsense!Li Weidu wanted to frown, but suddenly found that the corners of his mouth were rising unconsciously, so frightened, he decisively put on an awkward face.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a shadow cast on the phone screen.Looking up, I saw breasts, sexy neck, and Adam's apple... Ji Kai suddenly got very close to him.

Face to face, and even stretched out his hands, Li Weidu felt at that moment that he was about to be kissed!

"Necklace." As a result, the sexy lips slowly spit out two words.

……what?

"Your tourist souvenir necklace, just fell on the boat. Now, I picked it up for you. Although there is only a glass case left, and the salt is gone, it may be able to be decorated with other things."

As she spoke, she brushed the broken hair around his ears with both hands, and helped him put the necklace on for him.

"..." The pendant hung down and hit the heart hard.Li Weidu had the feeling of being picked up into the sky by an eagle, flying high and low, and then safely put back on the ground.

"The sand on this beach is quite good, and there are small colorful shells. In fact, if you say that the sea on this earth is not the sea, you can get some here. In the future, if you tell people that this is the sand of the Mediterranean Sea, they will not believe it."

Ji Kai probably wouldn't know.

After he said this, from the seaside to the parking lot, Li Weidu lowered his head and searched, staring at the soft, white sand under his feet, skimming countless small shells and snails, trying to find Then one or two can be completely beautiful and fit into his glass case.

But I never saw anything I liked.

Ji Kai got into the car, and Li Weidu became unwilling again: "Wait for me."

Silly ran to the blind corner behind the car, rubbed some fine crystal sand from the ground and poured it into the glass cover.

Obviously, the sand in the parking lot feels a lot rougher than the seaside, and the color is also yellowish, not as white as before, and there are no small shells. If I knew it, I might as well grab a handful just now...

Not in line with aesthetics.But the point that can be put into the glass cover is reluctant to fall back to the ground.

He said... let's put on a little bit.

Li Weidu is also in his twenties, and he is not a young boy.Although he didn't want to admit it, he probably already knew what his current depressed and brain-twitching situation meant.

But how could this be?

How did that happen!That... is not the type he likes!

After all, the figure... It's really not good to have a figure like that!Too, too what... will always want to touch!If you keep it by your side, you won't be able to concentrate on your work at all!I'm afraid the body will collapse soon!

looks more...

Ahhhhh!

……

"Isn't it Weidu?" Qi Yang's handsome face was suddenly close at hand, pulling Mr. Li back to reality from the flying horses and beasts in his thoughts, and the little Tuya looked a little sinister.

"..." Li Weidu once again realized clearly that he was probably a mindless rabbit who had fallen into a big carrot pit that he couldn't get out of.

Also being so close, Ji Kai's temperature and breath made him so nervous that his heart almost jumped out every minute.

And after changing to Qi Yang, um, there was no fluctuation in his heart.

"You think so too, don't you think it's better to let the two cheating couples get together and live together, don't you think?"

Li Weidu's brain exploded: "We are... I, I have nothing to do with him!"

At the same time, he stepped back subconsciously, and the pet food on the counter fell to the ground.Fortunately, they were all neatly sealed with sealing clips, and they were not scattered everywhere.

The orange cat in the cage, which was still in the period of castration and recuperation, heard the sound, excitedly supported its delicate body that had lost its balls, and looked at the bulging Miaoxian Bao.

"Huh?" Qi Yang was stunned, "Weidu, what are you talking about?"

Li Weidu: "...you said it first!"

Qi Yang pointed to the muted TV behind Li Weidu, but the screen was still moving: "I'm talking about the TV series that's been on, haven't you chased after the popular ones recently? It's just that the heroine and the hero both cheated." It's a drama that moves the heavens and the earth, it made me so mad! It's you, what were you talking about just now?"

"..."

"What's wrong with you, Weidu? Why are you so red? Wei Xuan, Wei Xuan, take a cat thermometer and see if our sickly gentleman has a fever again?"

Wei Xuan, the owner of the pet shop, was crouching in front of the cage to feed the cat.

Hearing this, he raised his head and looked at Li Weidu quietly, as if he had seen through everything.

"Qi Yang, is that person you met that day really that nice?"

"Who are you talking about? Oh... You said you cured the big-breasted migrant worker who has been disabled for many years? Why, didn't you report to you the first time you came back that day? I am so handsome! You have amnesia Huh? Wait, shit—what the hell!"

In the middle of the episode, there was a chocolate advertisement - Zhu Ling's various silkies, and Qi Yang was pregnant and sick on the spot.

"Change channel, change channel! Hurry up! This person is annoying to watch! To please the director and change the script randomly, stealing my role as the leading actor! Now I'm sent to South America, hahaha!"

Li Weidu: "Speaking of which, Qi Yang, you... don't have to work recently? Come to the store to fish every day?"

"What! My name is Cherishing Feathers, I don't want to accept commercials and endorse bad dramas." Actually, this is called lazy, but it's not important, "Let's not talk about me, Ye Yan hasn't had the face to look for you recently, has he?"

"..." Actually, I found it.

……

Back home from the beach yesterday morning, Ji Kai said that he wanted to try the feel of his landrover.

It was the first time in Li Weidu's life that he sat in the passenger seat of his own car. At first, he was not used to it, but after adjusting the seat and stretching his long legs, everything seemed so leisurely.

Originally, this was Ye Yin's exclusive seat.There are his fur slippers, favorite snacks and drinks.Li Wei is glad that the car wash the day before yesterday collected those, otherwise...

The road back to the beach is considered a remote suburb, so it is spacious and smooth with almost no people.The ginkgo trees are towering all the way, which is very beautiful.

"...I will drive to the city later, let's have breakfast together? I know a very good place for morning tea. I invite you."

Li Weidu originally thought that the food temptation was 100% effective in Ji Kai's place.

After all, what happened before?He can even eat sukiyaki just after fighting all night and coming back from the hospital, and there are any feasts he dare not attend.

Result: "To be honest, today is Sunday, and I have to prepare..."

Ji Kai swallowed the word "lesson" temporarily, and almost revealed his secret: "I still have to prepare some things for moving bricks tomorrow."

... What can I prepare for moving bricks.

Li Wei was not happy.He even began to silently wonder if he was too boring, so it was the limit for others to stay with him all night, and he couldn't wait to get rid of him.

Ye Yan also said before that he is very boring.

……

Just as he was falling, Ji Kai suddenly slowed down and stopped the car on the side of the road.

Li Wei didn't understand, but saw a child-like smile on the corner of the man's eyes: "Come on, come down and have a look!"

After getting out of the car, the ground was full of song and colorful flowers.

In autumn, ginkgo and maple leaves are falling down like butterflies.The whole world is gorgeous and silent, as if in the rich picture of Xin Haicheng flowing under the infinite extension and brilliant autumn light.

"I just felt that this place seems to be more beautiful than Qiufeng Mountain Scenic Area. Sure enough."

Li Weidu was speechless.

Slowly thinking about what kind of eyes that person has to discover beauty.But I also feel that in this clear blue sky and an endless white ground mixed with green leaves, the people in front of me seem to be the brightest touch of color in this picture scroll.

The originally gloomy mood suddenly became bright again.There was something suppressed in the blood, which almost made his normally cold skin start to boil.

But I couldn't do anything. Looking at Ji Kai standing under the huge red maple, stepping on the creaking red and yellow leaves, I suddenly wanted to take a picture of him, the scene in front of me.

Trance picked up the phone, freeze frame, perfect picture, just about to press "shoot" moment.The screen changed.

The caller——Ye Yan?

Li Weidu was stunned, very surprised.Because, even when they were dating, Ye Yan would never take the initiative to call him if he was fine.After breaking up, I never found him.

But speaking of it, there were indeed some things that belonged to him at home that he hadn't taken away.A few documents, as well as his shoes and watches that were packed out of the car earlier...

A bit sadly glanced at Ji Kai's back, it was only a little bit... It was obviously such a good picture just now!Sighing and picking it up, Ye Yan's coquettish voice sounded from the other end: "Weidu? Why haven't you contacted me recently?"

Li Weidu: "..."

I don't know what to say next.Ji Kai was picking up a piece of ginkgo and looking at it carefully, when he turned around and saw his embarrassed face.He raised his eyebrows and walked a few steps over.

"Ye Yan, didn't we... broke up?"

"We can still contact you even after breaking up."

"..." Li Weidu didn't know what to say now: "After breaking up, we usually don't contact each other."

It was just a few replies, but Ji Kai had already understood everything, and raised his chin to signal, "Mr. Li, you have to hold on, don't be captured by sugar-coated shells."In the end, I don't know how Li Weidu understood it, so he cut off the hands-free directly.

I heard Ye Yin's soft voice complaining: "Can't you continue to treat me well after breaking up? Weidu, is your so-called 'like' nothing more than that?"

Fuck - there are such brazen people in the world, Brother Kai wants to kill someone after hearing this.

But before he had time to teach Mr. Li how to respond to the little goblin, the other party suddenly hung up with a "beep--".

Ji Kai murmured: "This annoying little goblin... what is he thinking?"

Wait, could it be, did Ye Yin regret it?

Is this putting down face and trying to go back to Li Weidu?

So, have you finally experienced the loneliness and hardships of life after being thrown aside by Zhu Ling, without a financial supporter, and without a good man to dote on and cook for you?It's over and want to turn back?

Ha ha ha ha!Another good cycle of heaven...

You, why are you smiling so happily?Li Weidu blushed.

"Mr. Li, why don't you laugh? You have to take revenge! Are you unhappy?"

"..."

According to Ji Kai's understanding, there seem to be only two basic laws of revenge in the world.

One is to directly tear the opponent apart, kill the way ahead, withdraw resources, and make the little goblin miserable in the entertainment industry.But Li Weidu, who is nostalgic for the past, should not be able to do that kind of thing.

Fortunately, there is a second rule, the Spiritual Crushing Revenge Act.

That is, the rich president himself continues to be handsome and rich.Not long after the little goblin left him, he suddenly found that he was out of touch, his previous living standard couldn't keep up, and the person who loved him unconditionally didn't serve him anymore.

"Mr. Li, let me tell you, you, hurry up, hurry up and find a good partner!"

"Then treat that person madly in front of the goblin. Let the goblin know that losing you is the biggest loss in his life, and he will never, ever want you back!"

"In the future, he can only watch you treat others well, biting the corner of the quilt and regretting it, haha, it should be!"

Really, it's cool to think about it.

Li Weidu was hardly listening to what he was saying, all he could think about was...don't laugh, please!

That smug smile is really...brilliant.

It feels warmer than the sun, and it's so bright that the ground is full of fallen leaves, it doesn't look like autumn anymore.

……

At the same time, in the attic on the second floor of a small western-style building, the dust stars flying around were illuminated golden by the sunlight.

Before a large pile of packed luggage could be dismantled, a young man with mixed race, three-dimensional facial features, and slightly curly hair was sitting on the window sill holding a stolen mobile phone, stretching out his long legs wrapped in ripped jeans and rolling his eyes.

Ye Yan's face was confused: "Qianqian, why did you hang up on me?"

Shen Qian: "Little Ye Zi, are you stupid?!"

Ye Yan: "But, you asked me to call Li Weidu."

"I asked you to call! But what was the main idea of ​​our call just now?"

"Yes, let Li Weidu...continue to be the sponsor of my acting career! You said that I shouldn't break up, I can't let Big Yu go easily, even after breaking up, I have to hang him. I didn't completely Just as you said..."

Shen Qian: What did you do as I said, hello?

My old lady wants you to say sweet words to bring back memories!Or pretend to be weak and coax him to continue to care about you and never forget you. Fuck you are really capable, and forcefully choked out the words "Can't you continue to treat me well after breaking up" to my old lady? !

It's the same as who should treat you well!Have you been spoiled by him before so that you can't take care of yourself and your mind has degenerated!

Really, if the guy surnamed Li is still stupid and doesn't realize it, and he still doesn't like you, it's fine. If he wakes up, won't he beep the dog when he hears this sentence? !

"You beat him again later! My old lady will teach you every sentence!"

The author has something to say: Not only did the dog beep, the dog also ran away with others.

Qianqian, also known as Shenqian, calls himself "Old Lady" and is male.The character design is even more difficult to describe than Zha Ling.

Brother Kai is not far away from being tempted, but he will be more serious~~ and Mom, I was told by my friends today that I was on the thousand-character gold list on the webpage =w=+The previous day was also a victory, thank you for chasing the party and caring about the author of kidney deficiency!