Hey, where is my knife?

Shen Qian really felt that some people really couldn't afford to support them.

The greenery of a small plant by the balcony window, the sun shining on Ye Yin's transparent, pitiful, and heart-wrenching little face—oh, if it were my old lady who had a face like yours back then, it would be great to have such a hand like you Cards have long been ups and downs, wind and water are booming, and you can get what you want!

Still need to work so hard, step by step to bear the burden of humiliation until now?

He squinted at the mirror.

However, anyway, the delicate face in the mirror is no worse than Ye Yin at all.

I think of the time when I could only live in the shadow of others, inconspicuous and no one cared.Silently envious of Ye Yan being held in the hands of the young master, he was afraid of melting. Even Zhu Ling, the heartthrob, was attracted by his unique youthful and innocent aura among the crowd.

However, in this world... Sure enough, there are gains and losses.

see?She was protected and pampered so well from beginning to end, and she never felt wronged at all.They are all old and young, but they are still so self-willed, childish, ridiculous and heartless.Making a mess of a life that others would not envy and not knowing how to reflect on it, I still have the face to be wronged and cry here.

The people at the bottom are convinced.

"Little Yezi, Li Weidu...is he really that bad?"

This is what Shen Qian didn't understand the most.

Zhu Ling is indeed different, indeed seductive, and indeed has a unique temperament like a poppy that confuses people.

But when it comes to the conscientious, rigorous and meticulous young master Li, in fact, many people have always secretly admired and worshiped him.

It's just that, after all, he is a rich man who is difficult to climb, and he always has a serious and indifferent face.Besides, everyone knew that Ye Yan was the only one in his eyes, so they were not willing to make fun of themselves.

Shen Qian was looking horizontally and vertically, left and right, and felt that Ye Yan's face was written "I don't know the blessings in the blessings" - he may not know it until now, when he was envious and jealous of his good life at school, he stabbed him behind his back. How many little paper figurines are there?

If any other person could have his unique opportunity to be favored and protected by Li Weidu, he would definitely try every means and try his best to crazily win over the benefactor.That's Ye Yun's evil sect, who actually shook his feathers and stretched his short legs, kicking the benefactor!

incomprehensible.From Shen Qian's point of view, it was like a psychopath who had just been released from a lunatic asylum, holding a whole sack of money, standing on the top floor and throwing coins crazily!

However, Ye Yin has his own reasons.

"Qianqian, you don't know! Li Weidu is always in charge of me, and I'm so annoying! His temper is depressed, and sometimes he is nagging. Being with him is so depressing and not happy at all! You know that being with him Every hour when we are together! Every hour I can see the 'greeting' text message from him, I am just..."

"Okay, okay!" Shen Qian hurriedly interrupted, too lazy to listen to him complaining about these things.

"Anyway, no one has ever bullied you, right? They gave you resources and everything, right? Served you like they were serving their ancestors, right? What's wrong with taking advantage of these benefits—they didn't give them to you at Zhu Ling's side Before the 100% promise, you can choose not to break up! How passive you are now, and you have to turn around and beg others!"

"It's not that I want to ask him~" Ye Yin pursed her mouth.

"I don't want to cause unnecessary misunderstandings after Zhu Ling comes back. If Zhu Ling knows that I'm still in touch with Li Weidu, I'm afraid he will be angry..."

"Please, little leaf! Wake up! Open your eyes and see, Li Weidu is not hugging you, what have you done with your resources recently! Wait for Zhu Ling to come back in three months, and see that you are piercing through the center of the earth. I won't want you anymore!"

"..."

"Do you really think that the sparkling little star Ye Yan and the cute little Ye Yan who has no income and free food can be the same in Zhu Ling's eyes? Ask yourself, does he love you so much? Can he love you so much? Is it a kind of indifference to the world?"

"The current situation is really serious - a vile battle in front of you! But you, alas! You want to fight without any preparation at all. I really want to kneel down to you!"

Ye Yan looked suspiciously at the exaggerated shouting of the person in front of him, and blinked his eyes weakly: "But Qianqian... We didn't, didn't we already make preparations a few days ago?"

……

A few days ago, under Shen Qian's instruction, Ye Yan called many relatives in Zhu Ling's hometown.

Informed them that Zhu Ling had divorced, and followed the instructions, emphasizing that Zhu Ling had given Ji Kai the house, car, and a lot of savings.

Most of the relatives of Zhu Ling's family were originally scattered in other provinces. After Zhu Ling became popular, they moved into S city one after another. A group of people are not very conscious, and all kinds of messy things always come up to trouble Zhu Ling all day long. Stir things up.

So, such a news exploded among relatives like a grenade thrown in a baking pan.

At the restaurant where we met, three aunts and six wives appeared one after another from all directions, and a large family of relatives blushed and had thick necks, and they yelled happily in the private room.

"Look, look at this fierce fighting power." Shen Qian crossed his arms very proudly, "When the time comes to rob the house, I'm afraid I'll tear up my original partner on the spot, ahahaha!"

Ye Yan didn't understand: "Qianqian, there is only one apartment and one car worth less than 20 yuan. If you give it to that person, then give it to that person! Anyway, I didn't like Zhu Ling because of those things. Why are you so petty?"

"No, I have to come back." Shen Qian raised his eyebrows with cold eyes, and his long eyelashes cast a layer of shadow on his three-dimensional face.

"Little Ye Zi, you have to show your courage and come forward in person. With the support of Zhu Ling's family, take back all the things that person took from Zhu Ling, without leaving anything behind!"

"But I don't hate that person too much," Ye Yan was still hesitating, "I heard that he was paid a dead salary, so he only lived in that apartment. If it was taken away, wouldn't he even have a place to live... ..."

"Ye Yan!" Shen Qian was furious, and poked at the little handsome man's temple with his finger.

"Please find out if the situation is good or not! Now it's not a question of whether you hate him or not—it's about that person, if he wants to mess with you, one finger can keep you from turning over forever, you know?"

"I asked Zhu Ling's friend. Zhu Ling actually hated that person."

"He doesn't want a divorce at all! He has admitted his mistakes and coaxed him. It's that person who is determined to leave Zhu Ling with a strong temper! If that person is willing to turn around, it is very likely that Zhu Ling will be able to do it right away without delay." Fly back and remarry with him, then you will really cry without tears!"

"So, what we have to do now is to make that person completely disappointed and chilled by Zhu Ling!"

"Never forgive again, never want to return to Zhu Ling's side, so that the two of them will never be able to continue their relationship in this lifetime!"

"So you not only have to be ruthless in teasing him, but you also have to be justified under the protection of Zhu Ling's family! By the way, you have to gain the favor of his family and make them feel that you are really for their family."

"After three months, when Zhu Ling comes back, he should be relieved, and let his family do his ideological work well. It will be much easier for you to enter their house in the future, won't it!"

Ye Yan was completely confused by the indiscriminate bombardment of words, tilted her head and thought for a while, and thought it made sense: "...Qianqian, you are really smart and thoughtful!"

Oh, Shen Qian shook his head modestly.

what is this?There are many "surprises" waiting for you in the future, so stay tuned.

……

Ji Kai sometimes feels that life is so fucking amazing.

Chance, coincidence, good and evil come around.Sometimes it may be true that God can't stand the little goblin's acting as a demon, so he simply puts him on the gleaming stage, and let the audience join hands to watch his exquisite performance silently.

Less than 5 minutes after Li Weidu hung up the "brazen" call that Li Weidu had just received, a string of calls from unfamiliar numbers appeared on the screen of Ji Kai's phone.

Once picked up, heh, what a coincidence, it's a goblin again!

"Anyway... Uncle and Aunt have already said that you are limited to one week, please return all the houses and cars that Zhu Ling paid for!"

Suddenly became very hard!It was completely different from the obedient and soft voice just now.

Ji Kai thought it was funny and went hands-free for a second.

Mr. Li, Mr. Li!Are you not a programmer?You are welcome to personally evaluate your little bitch 2.0 as a demon scene!

He shook his phone with a playful smile, but saw Mr. Li stunned for a moment, then lowered his eyes with a blank and apologetic expression.Ji Kai said in his heart, uh... I was just joking, and I didn't mean to blame you or anything, so he reached out his hand in a friendly manner, and handed the ginkgo leaf that he was playing with just now to Li Weidu to play with.

Li Weidu took the leaf silently, and in the next second, his shoulders were suddenly embraced.

In the slightly cool autumn light, the sudden warmth makes people instantly stiff.Ji Kai hugged him and led him to the side of the road - there was a wire bench covered with apricot leaves.

...It should be the kind of hug of a buddy.But, to put it bluntly, is there any inevitable difference between the Lou shoulders of buddies and the Lou shoulders of lovers?

In particular, sitting on the bench so close together, it's more like a couple enjoying the autumn maple together.

If it wasn't for the strange phone calls.

……

On the other end of the phone, Ye Yan was still listing the things Ji Kai took away one by one: "Zhu Ling also said that he has a deposit with you on a regular basis! A total of 13, please return it too!"

About the 13, Shen Qian got the news from Zhu Ling's friend Ning Zhen.

When Zhu Ling married Ji Kai, he deposited a fixed deposit of 131452 for him.Ye Yan became angry when she thought about it, and added something that Shen Qian didn't teach: "If you withdraw it before the due date, it doesn't matter if you lose interest. Zhu Ling said, the money doesn't matter!"

[Even if the house and car are not needed, the 13 deposit must be wiped out.Xiao Yezi remembers that we are not asking for money, but just to completely disgust him. 】

... This is disgusting, but it is actually quite successful.

Anyway, Ji Kai really missed his beloved watermelon knife again.

Although he won't really give money to the little goblin obediently, and he no longer cares about Zhu Ling's cheap "lifetime", he still doesn't understand why Zhu Ling would even tell the little goblin about this.

So far, all the good memories of the three-year marriage have been completely defiled.

Zhu Ling, whether it's your intention or not, you've really fucking... I have nothing to say to you from now on.

Clearing his throat, he replied to the little goblin with a smile: "Later, Zhu Ling also called me [-] yuan a day. Would you like to transfer it back to you together? Now it seems that I still ask my agent to call me every day. It's really annoying. , can you tell him not to fight?"

The little goblin probably has never heard of fifty thousand a day, so she was stunned for a while, and said very depressedly: "You, you all come back!"

"Okay! No problem, just treat it as a gift money for your second wedding (although it won't be repaid). By the way, I will send you a wedding poem——Outside the long pavilion, by the side of the ancient road, and in Fangcaotian. Really, it's especially suitable for the two of you." , take it away, no thanks."

"Pfft." Shen Qian monitored the whole process, and couldn't hold back for a moment, almost causing internal injuries.

This ex-husband!

Didn't expect it to be interesting?

Although Ye Yan didn't understand, she knew that she was being scolded, and her face turned red: "Anyway, anyway, Zhu Ling's family also said that after paying back the money, don't contact Zhu Ling again if you're fine. ! Anyone who still calls his ex after breaking up, is, is cheaper than a pug wagging his tail!"

Ji Kai: "Don't tell me, since we separated, I really haven't called him a single time."

"It's him, he calls me and texts me when he drinks too much, and the blacklist can't stop him. If you are so sharp-toothed, why don't you take good care of him? Oh, forget it, people I probably wouldn't listen to you, otherwise I wouldn't have dumped you and gone to hide in South America..."

"You! In short, pay back the money quickly!"

Beep beep—it's hung up over there.The goblin got away again.

Ji Kai was not in a hurry.

Turning his head slowly to look at Li Weidu, he had an inexplicable premonition.Next, Li Weidu's cell phone may still ring. Maybe today's little fairy is planning to finish all the stories he has saved up in one day. This drama is far from reaching its climax.

Ten seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds.

It was rare for Li Weidu to see Ji Kai's so focused expression.

He didn't smile, and didn't show any extra expressions, just quietly staring at his phone and waiting.He knew that Ji Kai looked better when he smiled, but now he seemed to have a strange intellectual temperament, which suddenly made people feel novel and not enough to see.

Very punctual. Within 5 minutes, Li Weidu's cell phone received a call from Ye Yan again.

"Weidu, it's me. I, I accidentally sprained my leg just now, and my stomach... hurts too. It's very uncomfortable, and now I'm the only one at home. Woo, can you... can you come and see me?"

"……Feel sorry."

Li Weidu was about to hang up the phone, but a gust of wind blew by, and the ginkgo leaf in his hand bent and tapped on his fingertips.He lowered his head, staring at the leaf with perfect veins in a trance, looking at the man who gave him the leaf beside him:

"Actually, I'm watching Maple Leaf with my new boyfriend right now, and I can't make it through."

It seemed to be daring to make a mistake, and it seemed to have stolen a candy.In fact, he really wanted to see Ji Kai's reaction, but he looked away first and lowered his head.

So he didn't see it, and Ji Kai almost jumped up next to him—the image of Mr. Li in his mind suddenly became glorious and tall!

This, this is a flexible use of learning!It hits the nail on the head!Hahaha, the little goblin is about to vomit blood.

"New, new relationship..." Ye Yan really didn't expect such an answer at all, obviously flustered, took a few deep breaths, "Oh, hehe, since you have a new love so soon, then I will do not bother……"

"Tsk!" Shen Qian threw a paper airplane over and stared.What are you doing!Don't flinch!

Ye Yan could only bite the bullet: "But, but Weidu, I, I'm really uncomfortable, my stomach hurts. I remember when I was at home, my stomach hurt from eating too much seafood, and you would..."

"...I will rush to the 24-hour pharmacy in the middle of the night to buy medicine for you, take you acupuncture and scraping therapy, cook Chinese medicine for you, and cook health porridge for you. In short, everything is about you, right?"

Ji Kai took the mobile phone from Mr. Li's hand.

"Yes, you also know that people treat you well? But when they are sick, when they have no strength to cook and can't get out of bed, what do you do?"

"Refused to accompany him, played outside until midnight, and brought him a small cake when you came home. You have been with him for so many years, don't you know that his stomach can't eat those low-quality small cakes on the street? His relatives Yang knows it as a friend, why don't you know?"

"What the hell is rummaging through the medicine drawer to find a bottle of expired medicine, and throwing it on someone's bed two or three meters away—anyone with a bit of humanity, after getting along for so long, even if there is no love, there is still family affection? There is also an obligation to take care of each other, right? Really Ye Yan, who can do things like you are probably considered an endangered species. Do you know why it is endangered? Because the living ones are basically beaten to death!"

Speaking of this, I feel really wronged for Mr. Li.Although it is true that part of it is the fault of the local tyrant president himself who has a brainless mind and does not love himself to be trampled on by others, but as expected...it is still too wronged!

Ye Yin's voice trembled a little: "...Yes, is it you?"

"Well, it's me."

Who else could it be?You just called me, and you only reacted to such a magnetic and recognizable voice now?

However, what Ji Kai didn't expect was that Ye Yan didn't recognize his voice until now - he said "it's you" because he heard the familiar style of swearing, and he still remembered this person !

He, isn't he the one who hated him like a cannonball that day, the new love that Li Weidu found?It's just the small muscular migrant workers who came out of nowhere in the tabloids!

"Oh, I didn't expect you to be the 'new boyfriend'?"

"Why is Weidu's taste so strong now that anyone dares to want it? But anyway, congratulations on finally taking the position! You don't need to move bricks at the construction site, just lie on the bed and take care of him. Life has become a lot easier, right? "

Ji Kai: "That's not true! My dear, I know how to care for people, live well, cook and wash clothes, buy me a house, a car, take me to play around, and let me buy whatever flowers I want. Life is so easy and fun now. Great! Thank you so much for being so generous and selfless and willing to give me such a good person."

"..." You, what are you talking about? !You, what are you doing with your hands!

It may be that Ji Kai was a little excited while talking, and when he said "good work", he reached out and touched Li Weidu's thigh, touched it again, and even patted it. Mr. Li was molested so much Simply suffocating.

"So, he will be taken care of by me from now on. Don't worry, with your predecessor who is so unselfish and dedicated to helping others, it's really... the successor can take away the most outstanding employee award in the universe in a matter of minutes, sincerely Thank you! Oh yes, we broke up, don't call me again, you know?"

Ye Yan: "What are you, why do you care whether I call him or not?"

"Hey..." Ji Kai was very helpless, "Who said that just now, whoever calls his ex after breaking up will be cheaper than a pug? You can forget what you just said. It is simply the world, no one is bigger than Ye Take care of the piece of mind you lack."

"..."

"..."

"!!!"

Not to mention that Ye Yan was as completely stupid as if he had been struck by lightning, even Shen Qian, who was monitoring the whole process by the side, was stunned.

Fuck?Fuck!

This, how could this be the original partner just now? !

Wait, did you dial the wrong number?Grab it and have a look, the number is correct!Ah, so that's why the original partner is with Li Weidu now? !

Why, why are you together?Wait, got a new boyfriend?The original partner is the new boyfriend?

Fuck!You snatched Zhu Ling from someone else, and he backhandedly pulled out the bottom line to snatch back Li Weidu, your benefactor? !

Shen Qian's mind was quick, and within minutes, he had already made up a whole twists and turns, different from the reality, but in fact, there were some similarities in the same way and the same effect.

...It seems to be richer after the exchange, is this wave not a loss?

Super awesome man, ex-husband brother!