Hey, where is my knife?

Ji Kai roared, and Mr. Li's hands and feet immediately became honest.

In the suddenly quiet darkness, only the crashing sound of waves beating against the hull could be heard, one after another.

"..." Ji Kai pondered silently, whether the voice was too loud and fierce just now, scaring others.

Because the man in his arms not only didn't dare to move at all, he couldn't even hear the sound of breathing—the bones were enough to poke people, but now they are still hard?

Uh, it seems a bit ambiguous.Not "that" hard.

It's the stiffness of the whole body and limbs - if hugging Li Weidu before felt like hugging a zombie, now it feels like hugging a stone statue.

Ji Kai doesn't understand, Mr. Li, isn't it uncomfortable for you to always lie on your side in such an upright posture of drying salted fish?

Secretly exerted some force, trying to pull this man's waist, but he couldn't move it...

"Mr. Li, just don't pinch me, I didn't say you can't move!"

While speaking, the back of his foot rubbed against the opponent's hoof.Oh, hello, the stiffness is second to none, it's been a long time, and the person hasn't thawed yet?

"..."

Li Wei was devastated.

He doesn't want to be stiff, let alone hard, but all of this is out of his control!

Being hugged, forehead resting on the hollow of someone's shoulder.When the breath is exhaled, it will be instantly contaminated with the breath and temperature of "Ji Kai", and then spread back to the face, making people feel uneasy in the whole dark night.

Li Weidu thought, after all, he was also the one who just ate fish soup.Should not be that hungry.

But why?There was a hint of milky sweetness emanating from that person, which made him almost unable to suppress the urge to jump over and take a bite.

But he can't pounce, let alone gnaw on others.So deep in the heart, a group of small ants could only nibble on him thinly and densely.

……

The warm palm touched along the arms and waistline, all the way down.

Li Weidu was shocked——no, didn't you say you can't touch it?You, what do you want to do?

The slender thighs were caught.

Li Weidu was all hopeless, and at that moment he was even mentally prepared to "feed the sheep into the tiger's mouth".

Heh... there is nothing to argue about, admit the sheep.In front of the undoubted super-carnivorous wild animals, even if he insisted that he was actually a hunting carnivore, and he was a pure attacker with excellent physical strength, not a shivering sheep, he could it works? !

As a result, the wild animal just calmly picked up a leg of lamb and threw it on itself.

The boat continued to rock.

The ground was covered with a thick, soft plastic sheet that couldn't be hurt, but was tight and airtight.Li Weidu rested one thigh on his waist, enjoying the smooth texture that could hardly be held back.

In the thorny and torn blanket, all the places that Ji Kai rubbed were filled with a comfortable temperature as if they were ignited.But as expected, he was still the softest, warmest, and most resilient...

Unable to bear it for a while, Liang Liang's arm was put on it treacherously, and Ji Kai didn't say anything.

His fingertips were limp and resting on his back.I want to poke, but if I do, I'm sure I'll be yelled at again, right?

Li Wei can guarantee that the impulse of "wanting to poke" is definitely not out of any pornographic idea!Just simply... I really want to poke!Then, he silently wondered if he was in a daze.

Suddenly Ji Kai chuckled in his ear: "Your legs don't have much flesh."

"~~~"

"~~~~~~"

"~~~~~~~~~" Whoever said it is not allowed to pinch!You, what are you doing there!

Her thin lips began to tremble uncontrollably, but she couldn't speak.

The group of little ants realized the evolution beyond the species one after another, and began to cocoon, emerge, and turned into little butterflies fluttering and rampaging.

"Mr. Li, to be honest, I have eaten with you twice before, just because of your appetite... my cats used to eat more than you. If you eat more meat in the future, Auntie will be very worried about your health. gone."

The cat... Li Weidu couldn't think normally.

There is a strong illusion that when he opens his mouth now, he will probably make the meow of a little milk cat instead of the magnetic low-pitched voice of a normal human male.This is too bad.It's more than bad, it's just that the dignity of a man has been bloodbathed, and he's about to cry!

But he still spoke, and the voice that came out of all his strength was a little weak, but at least it was low and rough.

"You...clothes."

Ji Kai was puzzled: "What clothes?"

Mr. Li seemed to be having difficulty breathing, held it for a while, and then continued: "I think you are... In fact, everything else is pretty good. That is, I, I will wear the clothes I bought for you in the future! This kind of small vest, one Qi Yang is enough!"

Ji Kaixin said no, right?

From the first time you disliked Lao Tzu's clothing, you have always disliked it until now, so you really can't pass this threshold?

How could he have imagined that Mr. Li is not at the level of "clothing" at all at this moment - not at all!

There is only one word in Mr. Li's mind... Meat!

It was really Ji Kai who pinched his leg like that, and leaned his body to this side, and the large area of ​​exposed muscles was directly crushed to pieces by his fragile little heart!The last sanity left is some residual wailing...

You, did you do it on purpose?Why not wear a shirt with a little more fabric?Why do you have to wear this?

Go on like this, go on like this...

Ji Kai: "Mr. Li, have you read Mr. Wang Zengqi's "The Vegetation and Trees in the World"?"

"No." I only know meat, but not books!

"It's a collection of essays. It's about the world's customs, customs, flowers, birds, and trees. Mr. Wang's writing is very good. There's a sentence in it that I still don't think is quite classic. I'll recite it to you."

"—Gardenias are thick and thick, and they are so fragrant that they can't be dusted off, so elegant people don't take them, thinking they are not of high character. Gardenia said: 'Fuck you, I want to smell like this, so fragrant. Hurry up, do you fucking care'!"

Li Weidu: "..."

Li Weidu: "..."

The IQ has dropped completely, and it is already impossible to refute!What's even more frightening is that not only was he unable to refute, but he also fell directly into the imagery of those few sentences!

It seems to see a field of flowers and a tree of gardenias fluttering in the wind.Even the humid and cold air on the sea diffused a fragrance, blazing, rich, and full of the sweet smell of gardenia.

……

Li Weidu didn't plan to sleep that night.

After all, the quality of sleep has always been poor to death.Perennial neurasthenia, not only need to rely on alcohol and sleeping pills to maintain, but also must wear earplugs, blindfolded, counting sheep one by one in the complete, absolute darkness and silence around.

The sound of the wind outside the window, or even the breathing of the person next to the pillow, may wake him up and make it difficult for him to sleep again.

Not to mention that he was on a dilapidated ship dangling in the wind and rain, and he was entangled with a man he didn't know very well.

Unexpectedly, he fell asleep very quickly this time.

I also had a very strange dream, a really very strange dream.

I dreamed of a wedding banquet I attended when I was a child.That was the best Shangri-La Hotel in the city more than 20 years ago. Looking at it from the present point of view, of course the whole furnishings look very rustic.

At that time, he was only as high as the table. The bride and groom were wearing red wedding dresses on the stage.

At that time, the mobile phone was still as big as a brick. He picked it up, and an anxious, familiar female voice came from the opposite side.

"Weiwei, it's me, I finally got in touch with you! It's mom! Where are you, is dad by your side?"

Mother?

Li Weidu was a little stunned, and turned his head to look at the stage—that beautiful and light woman who was bowing, the newly married Aunt Bai, the gentle and kind person who raised her later, that is the "mother"!

"Weiwei, where are you? Why is it so noisy next to you?"

"I, I am..." So, who is it?Who is calling me "Wei Wei".

【Let's give the couple the most sincere blessings with applause. Let the bride and groom cut the cake! 】

"Weiwei, are you at the wedding? Whose wedding?"

Dad's wedding.

"Weiwei, listen to your mother..."

But, isn't there no mother anymore?Blood flowed all over the place, and after the ambulance left, my mother never came back.They all said that mother died.

"Weidu, Weidu! Why are you crying, Weidu?"

The scene changes, the mobile phone disappears, and so do the guests.Looking up suddenly, I saw a little Ye Yin standing in front of the bed:

"Weidu, don't feel bad. The new aunt is different, and she won't beat you like the last one. Don't cry, I will always be with you! I will be with you all my life, if no one loves you You, I will love you instead of them."

Li Weidu was very clear from beginning to end that he was in a dream.

I want to wake up, but I can't wake up.What's even more frightening is that he began to be unable to distinguish whether everything in front of him was the reality that happened before—did a woman really call him at the wedding of his father and Aunt Bai?

And Ye Yan at that time, did he really say that he would be with him and love him for the rest of his life?

……

Ji Kai was awakened by a slight sob.

Realizing that it was Li Weidu who was crying, he yelled a few times, then reached out his hand to touch the phone beside him to light up the screen, only to find that Mr. Li in his arms had his eyes closed and frowning, biting his pale lips, and he hadn't woken up.

What a sad dream, to cry like this in a dream.Ji Kai remembered that his aunt said that Li Weidu's childhood was not good, and he felt sympathetic and wanted to hold him tightly in his arms, but he heard a murmur: "...Xiao Yin."

Fuck!Now I can't sleep at all! .

"Hey!" "Hey!" With two simple and rude shakes, he woke up Mr. Li.

"Sorry to disturb your nightmare!"

When I was fishing with Qi Yang in the morning, I heard a lot of complaints from gods - how good was Li Weidu to the little goblin before?Spend money to support him and let him do nothing, and worry that he will not be able to afford to cook him various nutritious meals. Every time he finishes work, he will drive to the side of the road to wait late at night.Flowers and gifts are sent in large quantities, housework is all included, and pampering is indulged.

Simply 24 filial piety boyfriend is nothing more than that.

"Mr. Li, can't you forget the little goblin? Do you want to listen to brother Kai tell you the truth of life?"

I can tell you that there are no duplicate samples for one night, and there is no charge!

Li Weidu in his arms was stunned for a moment, then shook his head.

After Ji Kaixin finished speaking, during the day, Qi Yang held his hands and cried like a family member: "Thanks to Brother Kai for curing the brain damage we haven't had for many years!" This is completely useless!

Treating the symptoms but not the root cause, the goblin virus is making a comeback?

"I can't forget him...it's not what you think."

In the darkness, Li Weidu's voice was very low: "That day, after you told me those words in the hospital, I thought about it for a day. At first I resisted, but then I gradually realized that I don't love him anymore. You're right."

"However, there are some things... I still can't figure it out."

[I don't understand either, so what's wrong with Ye Yin? 】

When Qi Yang said this, his face was pained.

[It's also strange, can you say that Weidu is not good enough for him?Obviously more than enough!After so many years of loving and pampering with heart, even a stone should be tempted, right? 】

Ji Kai didn't think so.

After all, to love this thing requires fate.No matter how good you are, others may not love you.Nothing.

"I actually know why Ye Yan doesn't love me. What I don't understand is when and why did I stop loving him?"

"..." Ji Kai: "President Li, why do you have to figure this out?"

"Because you swore to 'take care of him for the rest of your life'? Are you still digging into this bullshit? How did you not listen to what I advised you last time? You don't need to..."

"Because maybe it's all my fault."

Ji Kai didn't say much, and waited for Mr. Li to continue with his logic that was different from ordinary people.

"Maybe it's all because I... spoiled him by being kind to him without a bottom line. When my mother persuaded me before, no matter who is spoiled like that, he will be spoiled. If, all of this It was originally my fault, but in the end, not only did I not love him anymore, but I even blamed him a bit as you said, then I..."

"Mr. Li, Mr. Li!" Ji Kai finally understood, and with an impulse, he directly hugged the person in his arms, "Trust me! Some people can't be spoiled. The 'spoiled' is definitely himself responsibility, heh...you are really a masochist, why do you think it is your responsibility?"

...It turns out that there are really such stubborn people.

I have been heartbroken by one person, and I still think that he is the most innocent person in the world, are you stupid?I can't blame Qi Yang for being "brain-dead" with an angry face.

Boss Li bumped his head into someone's chest, and the bridge of his nose hurt. He reluctantly raised his head and asked, "Then...have you ever seen someone who won't be spoiled?"

It is difficult for Ji Kai to answer this question.

After all, he himself seems to have spoiled someone, but in order to strengthen his position just now, he still said sternly: "It doesn't matter whether you have seen it or not!"

"..."

"Anyway, the next time I meet someone I like, I still have to pamper him! I will treat him very well. If he doesn't know how to cherish it, it will be his loss! I am mature, stable and in good shape. If you are not satisfied with being pampered like this, what else is he looking for? A fairy?"

"In the same way, like Mr. Li, you are handsome and can cook. You are definitely the ultimate ideal type for a large number of single youths of the right age. Little goblins don't know how to cherish, it is definitely a loss for little goblins! Men who are better than him are everywhere Yes, hurry up and grab one and go home, don't think about some things that you have and don't have!"

"..." Li Weidu actually had a lot to say.

He knew that Ye Yan didn't love him because he was a little afraid of him—after all, his mother was mentally ill, and others said it was inherited.What's more, as one of the people who knew the secrets of the Li family's big house, Ye Yan knew very well that he was also the son of a violent wife murderer.

However, Ji Kai's sentence "the ideal type of a large number of single youths of the right age" still made him smile a little bit.

Fortunately, there is him, much better.

Li Weidu suddenly discovered that with this person by his side, it always seemed to make him feel that everything was not so bad.

Recalling Ji Kai's words just now, thinking of him saying "I will still spoil someone I like again", for some reason, I silently envied that person.

I don't know what kind of person that person will be.He must be more handsome and better than Zhu Ling.

I don't know what kind of personality it will be, whether it will be stingy or a jealous person.

Because if, one day that person knows, there was such a day, a certain day before he came to appear.in a small boat.On a rainy night, with a torn blanket, someone has enjoyed the warm embrace of his lover, and was held tightly in his arms and said so many tender words of comfort.

Ha, haha, I'm afraid I will be out of shape with anger.

Ha ha ha ha……

Heh, why did that person in the fantasy suddenly become more hideous than Zhu Ling?

The trembling fingertips moved.

This time, it was no longer a naughty desire to poke.It's another kind, like the annoying impulse of hunger and thirst that comes from the bottom of my heart, Li Weidu's eyes are dim, and he doesn't understand what it is.

Until a long, long time later, when I went to the United States with Ji Kai, I passed by a small town’s bookstall, and the two bought a book at random.When I opened the window of the train, a sentence came into view——

"Some people think that the moment you know you're in love with someone should be an intense love at first sight."

"Or the urge to marry and have children with him, to spend a lifetime together, the kiss at six o'clock in the morning, the bliss of seeing his side face wanting to smile, maybe it is. But you know how I Want to?"

"I think the moment when you know you're in love with someone is the moment when you want to touch him and then withdraw your hand tremblingly."

The cabin is quiet and full of warmth.

Li Weidu counted the sound of his own heartbeat, and slowly fell into a peaceful sleep again.When he woke up again, the sun was shining, Ji Kai was steering the helm handsomely, and the coastline was close in front of him.

The author has something to say: "The hand that wants to touch and then retracts", the original sentence is based on Salinger's "The Heart of Broken Stories", it has been tampered with and processed by Youcheng, and it is beyond recognition.

Um!I believe everyone has also discovered that Mr. Li's "sick and delicate" is just an abbreviation for sick and delicate =w=. . .

And Li Weidu's mother is not crazy at all!So there is absolutely no genetic neuropathy!