Hey, where is my knife?
Chapter 30
South America, three months.
That can be said to be the longest and most painful three months in Zhu Ling's life.Fortunately, the movie was a big success later, and his status in the showbiz also took a leap, and he was called "turning a cocoon into a butterfly" and "a fish leaping over a dragon's gate" by fans.
However, all that is not important to him at all.
Under the continuous harsh applause and pale flashlights, no one knew what he had lost.
If I could have predicted the outcome of this walk in advance...
Really, even with a knife on his neck, he would never go away.
He will definitely beg for nothing to be by his baby bear's side.Shameless, shameless.Every day I go to school to block, go to the house to chase, beg bitterly, and try my best to hug and make up for it.
That way, maybe there is still a chance.
……
Zhu Ling sometimes felt that his life was just bad.
Why did God send temptation to him when he had everything and was originally very happy.Poked his good life to pieces.
And why is he so stupid, he ignored the words of his manager when he should listen to them, and listened blindly when he shouldn't, and finally chose the path that was completely wrong.
The trip to South America was entirely advised by the manager, Sister Tong.
"Hey... Tai Sui has really been annoyed recently. The variety shows and new dramas that were originally discussed were all snatched by Qi Yang!"
"I've inquired about it. The price he offered is ridiculously low. It's clearly trying to pressure you against you! Little Zhu Ling! You just don't listen to my advice from Sister Tong!"
"How many times have I told you that Ye Yan is a member of President Li of "Prosperity"! Keep a distance from him, keep a distance!"
"It's good for you... I've been working so hard to help you connect, thinking that one day I can send you on the live broadcast of "Prosperity", but you, you, you! Did you get divorced because of him? Offended Li Weidu to death, Qi Yang helps him to press the pressure, let's see how you turn around!"
"In the end, if you two really love each other, I have nothing to say, Sister Tong!"
"But what's going on now? It's been more than a week since we got divorced, and you're still talking about baby bear and baby bear all day long. If you really like the one in your family so much, then what did you do with Ye Yan before?" Yes?!"
At the beginning of September, facing the extremely severe situation, sister Tong, the manager, was really about to collapse.
During the mere half hour of waiting for the recording, Zhu Ling spent three times on makeup, and the makeup artist was getting impatient!Also, the eyes are swollen and can't be covered at all!
This is a fucking funny variety show later!How can you do it with such a sad face!
Do you want to take money and be disrespectful like last time, and be used as a background board to be complained about?
"Oh, by the way, hehe, Ye Yan is still waiting for you outside, you still refuse to see him?"
That Ye Yin, speaking of it, is also a master who refuses to give up.
It's been more than a week, and I stick to Zhu Ling with lunch every day.Every time I saw her, it was like seeing a family member. Every minute, I would gather around to ask if Zhu Ling had eaten well and had a good rest, with worry and distress flickering in his big eyes.
It's a pity that the singing is completely a one-man show.
"...Sister Tong, just ignore him."
Because of the divorce, Zhu Ling blamed Ye Yin and refused to see her.
Sister Tong thought it was very funny.
It was obvious that a month ago, the two were so close that they were inseparable as if they were one person!Zhu Ling even skipped work and took him to eat, go shopping, go shopping and buy flowers. Didn't he feel guilty about how much he valued the family?
However, as soon as this side gets divorced, the flowery radish on the other side will change in seconds.Suddenly all the flowers and plants outside were gone, and suddenly there was only "Baby Bear".
A man's heart is also a needle in the sea?
Thinking of this, Zhu Ling was trembling again, taking out "that little book" from his pocket and reading it.
In the past few days, he got a small notepad the size of a palm from somewhere, and opened it whenever he had nothing to do.I cry when I see it.
Sister Tong couldn't bear it this time, she wanted to see what her family's second idol youth was looking at!
Putting his feet on the back of the chair and taking a closer look, there is a torn page in the palm-sized notepad—it should be torn from an old book. The pages are a little yellowed, and the black ink writing on them is very clear. Just two sentences.
[Scarlett, I was never that kind of person. 】
[I can't patiently pick up the pieces, put them back together, and tell myself that the repaired thing is like new.When something is broken, it is broken - I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and spend my life watching the cracks. 】
"..." Uh, what the hell?Isn't this "Gone with the Wind"?
Divorce hit Zhu Ling against literature and art?Suddenly started to study world famous books?
The smell of woman's perfume came from behind.Zhu Ling curled his lips, his slender fingers began to tremble.
"Sister Tong, I've always felt that this kind of book has a slow plot, too many people's names, and I can't remember it. It's just that every household has a copy on the bookshelf, and I just got this one, and I have never looked through it. .”
"But you know... how he bullied me that day?"
"He didn't even want to talk to me! He just dragged me to the bookshelf, swept the book down, flipped through it, and tore this paragraph out for me!"
"Hey, he came out to work knowing that I didn't graduate from university. It's not like he is an associate professor and a researcher at the Civil Law Research Institute. He has read so many books, and he can find such heart-wrenching words just by flipping through them! He, He just thinks I'm uneducated and not worthy of him, so he bullies me with this kind of thing, woo... woo..."
"Zhu Ling." Sister Tong was helpless.
From the beginning to the end, you are the one who bullies others, okay!
Then you are still wronged?Moreover, he was wronged so seriously!
Sister Tong is considered an elite in the industry, but she used to lead other idol groups, and she has only been Zhu Ling's new manager for half a year.
She only met Zhu Ling's "ex-husband" once - she remembered that he was very handsome and dressed casually, which was completely different from the exquisite Zhu Ling.The most important thing is that the eyes are sincere, which makes people feel good, and the smile is particularly flavorful, with a mature and gentle temperament.
That was two months ago.
During a four-day location shoot, Zhu Ling didn't bring any stomach medicine, so he drove here to deliver it.She took the medicine: "It's all here, don't you see each other?"
"It's okay, you can just bring him and tell him. Isn't he busy? It's not good for me to disturb you here. It's not that I won't be able to see it when I go home. I'll go back first."
Sister Tong looked at the man's back that day, and she had mixed feelings—Little Zhu Ling, you are lucky to find a good man who cares about you and spoils you.
But still doing it outside, don't regret it when you die.
[If a man can tolerate you infinitely, even accepting your waywardness, vanity and arrogance, then he can also make you cry and lose your shape. 】
Sister Tong didn't know where she saw this sentence, but she didn't expect that with the FLAG in her mind, Zhu Ling really saw the results immediately, so she directly acted as a dog leash!
"Little Zhu Ling! Sister Tong, I beg you...I just got cold compresses!"
"You! The marriage is divorced, and now only the career is left! Don't you want the career too!?"
Qi Yang is really hot recently.He took the lead in isolating Zhu Ling, almost driving half of the entertainment circle.Go on like this, eat jujube pills!
"Then I don't want it!" Zhu Ling was still stubborn and didn't know the seriousness of the matter. "Anyway, I have nothing now, so I might as well die!"
Yes, you can die.
But I can't drink northwest wind with you!Sister Tong felt that as a manager, she had to be a female!
"You son of a bitch! Can't you think of something positive in your mind? If you've got nothing left, go earn it back. If your ex-husband ran away, go after him! What's the use of crying, you should act!"
"Sister Tong, you don't understand," Zhu Ling felt even more uncomfortable, "Brother Kai, he, he will never forgive me again!"
Sister Tong raised her eyebrows and raised her voice higher than him: "Who said that! It's really not certain!"
"..."
"Zhu Ling, have you heard of a theory about couples getting back together... called 'Second Attraction'?"
***
In the following time, Sister Tong quickly told Zhu Ling a story of an inspirational counterattack and a broken mirror reunion.
It was a model couple in the circle, the famous wife Guanyan, the shameless Dao Xia and the charming wife Xingjie (Xiaxia's parents) who loved him and ignored him when they were young.
Looking at the current Dao Xia, he is a typical wife slave.Handing in wages, obediently obeying, chasing after his wife every day, sending boxes and boxes of food to his wife's film crew, every little trouble makes me nervous.
But who would have thought that this typical proletarian domestic fear.When he was young, he was so insane that he unilaterally withdrew his wife's marriage.
"At that time, it was Sister Xing who first fell in love with Director Xia."
"Director Xia belongs to the group who is very individual and talented. Sister Xing especially admires him. If there are beauties who take the initiative to throw themselves into her arms, why wouldn't ordinary men do it? So, the two got together soon. "
"Actually, Sister Xing was quite popular at the time, and her reputation and status were not bad for Director Xia. But you know, in the entertainment industry, where is there a shortage of beautiful female stars in front of directors?"
"At that time, Sister Xing had a hot head, and she was glued to Director Xia every day. Many people are cheap, and they don't know how to cherish them when they are easy to come by. Director Xia gradually began to dislike Sister Xing for being immature, stupid, lacking in spirit, and dumping others. It was really ruthless at the time, the wedding date was set and made public, and one-sided one month before the wedding, if you don't get married, you won't get married!"
"At that time, my sister happened to be Sister Xing's little assistant. It is said that Sister Xing's whole body collapsed, and she cried every day and every night like you. She lost ten pounds in two weeks, and she didn't want to work. I don’t want to live anymore. Every day I shout to jump into the river.”
"In the end, do you know what Sister Xing did after she shouted to jump into the river?"
"I went to Bali. Anyway, I want to cry. I can't get out of the past and cry. Why don't I go to the tropics and cry in front of the coconut trees on the sunny beach!"
"Actually, starting from here, the first step of the counterattack begins. The scientific name of this step is 'disconnection', which is to temporarily cut off all ties with the past, first find a place to calm down and adjust your mentality first-find out Focus on the shortcomings of the first failure and focus on self-improvement."
Zhu Ling's eyes were red, and his handsome face was completely white.
Sister Tong understood him.Reasoning with this guy, his brain is usually not able to bear the load, so he still has to present the facts——
"For example, Sister Xing calmly thought about what Director Xia disliked her at the beach, and then tried to adjust her mentality and change!"
"If you think she's not independent, that's nonsense. Can a female star who is alone be really not independent? It's just that she takes him too seriously. If you think she is innocent, then buy a gauze skirt and pretend to be a coquettish slut on the beach If you think she doesn't have a life of her own, try to have one—in a word, this improvement can be achieved in terms of appearance, interior, quality of life, and way of speaking."
"Like Zhu Ling, don't you know what's wrong with you?"
"..."
"Let me ask you, can you accept your flirtatious heart? Can you change the bad habit of seeing things differently?"
"Yes! Yes!" Zhu Ling was so busy that he almost fell off the chair, "Sister Tong, I, I didn't change my mind. I love Brother Kai, and I only love Brother Kai! It was just a momentary confusion with Ye Yan, I, I……"
Sister Tong: "It's useless for you to tell me that. Let me ask you again, if you don't read enough, can you make up for it and learn if you don't have any education?"
"Yes! Yes! As long as Brother Kai can turn back, I am willing to do anything! I can do anything!"
"So," Sister Tong slammed down a notebook in front of him, "You should take a good look at this movie script!"
"The subject matter is very good, and the theme is very positive. It is just going to South America for three months to shoot, and the conditions are very difficult. Others think it is too tiring, and Qi Yang will not fight you. He is currently crushing you in all aspects in China, and deliberately In a bullying situation, it's your best — or your only option."
Back then, Xia Xia's mother wandered on the sunny beach for three months before returning to the country calmly.
I am not in a hurry to contact Director Xia. I just send out various food, shopping, cakes and go skiing every day. I feel that life is wonderful, rich, relaxed and happy.
Facts have proved that some men are really cheap.
Others didn't take him seriously, but instead he secretly poked and turned on the screen-snooping mode.The more I look at it, the more I feel that he is not the same as him, but it becomes more beautiful and nourishing.
At first, I was unhappy and unwilling.At an awards ceremony two months later, Sister Xing directly put on a big red deep V jersey.During the whole process, she was beautiful, lively, charming, charming and indifferent to answers. Director Xia was completely blinded.
That regret, that intestines are all green, dog-crawling style of admitting mistakes and seeking reconciliation.
Gifts from super luxury houses, proposals with huge diamond rings, all kinds of confessions and mistakes, dream weddings in ancient castles, and they have become slaves to their wives and sons ever since.20 years have passed since then, and until now I can't hold my head up in front of Sister Xing.
After Zhu Ling listened to the story told by Sister Xing, she was so envious all the time, her whole face was full of crying, laughing and bitterness.
"But don't just look at the success and beauty of others' counterattacks. Do you know how cruel Sister Xing is to herself behind her back? No one can be stable overnight! In the past three months in South America, apart from working hard on filming, you have nothing to do in your free time. You have to reflect, read, hone yourself, and strive to be reborn!"
"When the time comes, become a better version of yourself. Going back to him will shock him, and make him attracted to you again—Zhu Ling, you have potential, you must have confidence in yourself!"
"However, if you really get back together, you must cherish her next time, and don't make mistakes again!"
Zhu Ling nodded desperately like pounding garlic.
After a while, he hesitated again: "But it's been so long for three months... What can I do if he forgot about me?"
"Hehe, Zhu Ling, don't you understand? Your ex is like WIFI, as long as no one changes the password, you can always connect."
"..."
"..."
Zhu Ling: "Then, what if someone changes the password?"
"You stupid, three months, where can he find someone better than you?"
Zhu Ling looked blank: "...I'm not good."
Sister Tong was so frightened that she almost smashed her new lipstick—such a narcissistic person!How dare you say such a thing for the first time?Ru, Ru Zi can teach?
"No, no, you are very good in terms of conditions alone! You are handsome, sweet-mouthed, and willing to work hard, aren't you? Besides, he supported you in the first place, so he decided to divorce you because you made him feel too uncomfortable!"
"But I don't think he's feeling bad." Zhu Ling was a little dazed.
"..."
"He forced me to divorce. You don't even know how powerful you are. He didn't miss me at all. I cried and begged him, but his expression didn't change."
"I'll go, he must be much more uncomfortable than you!" Sister Tong was about to go crazy, "You are simply...you should go to South America quickly! With your logic, if you don't hurry up and practice hard For a moment, if you want to get him back, let alone three months, I'm afraid it will be useless to give you another three or 30 years!"
Hearing this, Zhu Ling was about to cry again.
Sister Tong hurriedly used a cotton pad to protect the powder on his face: "It's okay, don't cry, don't cry! It's hard to fix the makeup when you come back!"
***
When Zhu Ling's plane slowly lifted into the sky, followed the signal lights and circled across the Yellow Sea in the middle of the night, and then flew towards the American continent.He didn't know—
His cub, at that moment, was actually floating in the sea under his plane on a rainy night.
With Li Weidu, his old enemy in life.A bowl of fish soup and a blanket were trapped in a small rickety fishing boat.
Although it has not been "changed the password", but it is infinitely close to "successfully changed other people's password" - but that moment came very quietly, and no one realized it at the time.
Sitting in the cabin, Ji Kai felt a sense of fateful sadness, and of course Li Weidu also felt it.
Various endless loops of crashing, catching rape, being trapped, hospital, and not being able to sleep.The two of them seemed to have never met each other, so it was impossible for them to get out of the situation.It is to be able to go out happily and return home safely.
Although most of the times, it was Ji Kai who Li Weidu took the initiative to find; but there was also one time when Ji Kai rear-ended Li Weidu's car.
So this time, whose fault is it?
Li Weidu: Qi Yang is all to blame!
Fei clamored to see "the reinvention benefactor from the tabloids who helped you cure your brain damage and break up successfully"!If, if it wasn't for satisfying your friend's curiosity, who, who would ask him out when they have nothing to do?
Ji Kai: Well, Qi Yang is all to blame!
……
As an office worker, it's hard to stay up until the weekend, and I originally planned to sleep in.
Reluctantly woke up by an inhumane phone call early in the morning, when Li Weidu asked coldly and stubbornly on the other end, "Are you...are you free to meet my friend today", Ji Kai was overwhelmed by ten thousand trampled by the beast.
"Brother! It's six fifteen!"
"..."
"Your own insomnia and neurasthenia, please don't harm others?"
Li Weidu: "I sent you a message last night, but you haven't replied to me."
"..." Ji Kai took a look, and there was indeed an unread message lying in the inbox!
What a meeting!not see!I really want to find various reasons to prevaricate, but I have no choice but to wake up, not to mention that the next sentence of President Li is-"Let's go fishing together, do you want to go?"
Ji Kai actually does not have a hobby of fishing.
But you must know that the genes of all men are naturally engraved with the hunting instinct handed down from ancient times.Activities like "grabbing food" are instinctively helpless, lawless, resisting, resisting!
Of course, when I got up to get dressed and looked at the tall and handsome man with sharp eyes in the mirror, I had another purpose in mind.
...Are you sure it's fishing?
Mr. Li, do you really want to fish, or do you want to fish Lao Tzu?
If you really want to catch Lao Tzu, that's just right, you can politely but firmly refuse in person, this President Li, tell him to retreat in spite of difficulties!
Of course I chose to refuse.
"Rich people are handsome and cook delicious food. Although they are crazy, it doesn't matter?" No, no, even Ye Yan knows that the endless love of crazy people can't accept it. Is he stupid?
Going out, Mr. Li drove the landrover directly to the gate of his community.Originally, Ji Kai was full of reluctance, and he was fully prepared-most of Li's friends would be as wonderful as him.
Qi Yang was once Zhu Ling's rival in career.
Over the years, Ji Kai has heard a lot about how hypocritical, smart, and vicious Zhu Linghei is.
However, he got into the back seat and sat side by side with the legendary "new first-line actor" Qi Yang for about 2 minutes.Hmm... Successfully refreshed the impression!
No hypocrisy at all!Super fun!Incomparably congenial, meet each other late!
Some fate, after seeing it for the first time, there is no need to say anything more - Qi Yang, the big star on TV who is more delicate than Zhu Ling and deceitful, is wearing big fishing pants, flip flops, Not pretending to be X, not combing hair, social idlers sitting in the back seat like sitting or not.
According to visual inspection, the whole body will never exceed 100 yuan, and the shirt has a hole!
Obviously he is very tall, handsome, and has a bronzed and wild face, but when he smiles, he doesn't mind showing the little rabbit teeth that are full of disobedience, which is very special and cute.
When the two met for the first time, they immediately recognized each other's clothing.
Then, in a surprisingly consistent manner, they both put on disgusted faces and looked at Mr. Li who was in a suit and leather shoes in the driver's seat and combed his hair to participate in fishing activities.
They understand each other and hit it off immediately.
It's been a long time since Ji Kai had such a happy half-day experience in his life - a whole morning, with his new best friend Qi Yang, while bragging wildly and exchanging fishing skills, while dissing Mr. Li like no one else.By the way, listen to Qi Yang's gossip about Mr. Li's bloody and dark history.
Li Weidu hovered behind the two of them like a ghost, with a grim expression and helpless——
Ji Kai guessed it was because after all, he had only two friends in total.
This Qi Yang directly accounted for half of the country, if he was accidentally offended, and the circle of friends crashed and he would lose half of it, that would be too miserable.
……
Throughout the Saturday morning, the air was sunny and warm, and there were many beautiful yachts for rent on the clear seaside.
Qi Yang and Ji Kai had surprisingly the same opinion—besides yachts, there were also many fishermen's broken iron boats on the seashore, with red paint, cinnabar-colored rust, and fishy smell full of seafood.Much more handsome, rough, and manly than a luxury yacht!
Boss Li couldn't hold back those two people, and he had no face to fall in love with during the whole process.
Watching the two handsome boy bands leaning against the red rusted side of the boat, with oil marks all over their bodies, happily fishing without any obsession with cleanliness.The whole person endured the cleanliness obsession, restless, stuck on the deck, not knowing what to do and what to do.
At noon, the sky seemed to turn cloudy for some reason.
Qi Yang, this cheating bastard, even answered a phone call, waved and shouted "I'm sorry to make an appointment later", and hurriedly rowed a small kayak to get ashore!
"Ah, I'm really sorry~~ There was an unexpected situation in Weixuan's store, he can't drive, I have to go back to pick him up!"
Ji Kai: "..."
Ji Kai: Hello!
Ji Kai: Can't drive, can't you take a taxi?
Don't know how to find a reasonable excuse?After driving forty kilometers to this seaside where birds don't lay eggs, you just leave me in the vast sea, with this big-eyed, small-eyed Li, alone in embarrassment?
It wasn't intentional, was it?
Deliberately creating an opportunity to be alone—to allow Mr. Li to develop a relationship with Lao Tzu in this vast sea and no one around?
And if the training fails, you can go crazy and push Lao Tzu into the sea, doing it cleanly and without anyone noticing.
Ji Kai felt that he might have a big brain.
But no matter how big his brain is, it’s not as big as God’s brain—it’s just a small theater in his head for a few minutes, just waiting for the next fish to catch the bait, and then quickly find an excuse to close the rod and go home, but waited until the tick tick A few drops of coldness fell on her body.
……It's raining.
Actually!It's raining!
Before going out to play, it is ridiculous that none of the three people read today's weather forecast.But this is not the most ridiculous point——
The most absurd point is that at the moment when the raindrops fell, the coast, which was clearly visible just now, was instantly submerged in the misty mist of the drizzle, gone, gone.
Ji Kai was very calm: "It's okay! I remember very clearly that the shore is that direction! Let's sail the boat there!"
Li Weidu frowned, and pointed in the opposite direction: "I remember that's the shore, right?"
Ji Kai: "..."
Li Weidu: "..."
Ji Kai: "Otherwise, don't drive indiscriminately?" If the car is reversed and plunges into the open sea, the search and rescue team will find a needle in a haystack, and it will be really miserable.
...I never expected that it was just going out to catch a fish.
With Li Weidu's venomous physique, he can catch a shipwreck alive by fishing!
At the same time, Ji Kai began to regret very much-before he insisted on choosing a broken fishing boat in order to be handsome.
I heard that the luxury yacht is not only sheltered from wind and rain in all directions, but also has computer TV, sofa speakers, champagne and imported chocolates in the cabin.Even if you are stuck at sea and cannot go ashore for the time being, you can enjoy eating and singing without any worries.
However, what's in the "handsome" broken fishing boat?
A small coal stove from the 70s that was half fired.A big black pot, a few broken bowls, a few broken oil barrels, and a few large pots of fresh water.After the rain, the sea temperature dropped sharply, and the only big blanket in the boat that could keep out the cold was so dirty that Mr. Li, who was shivering from the cold, gritted his teeth and refused desperately.
Nothing else, really.
It cannot be said that there is no mobile phone signal at sea.
But it can be said that yes is equal to no.Obviously there is a frame, but nothing can be sent out.
Hehe, life...
For the next few hours, even Ji Kai, a fierce man who always came to cover up water and earth, was a little depressed and at a loss, and Li Weidu fell into a trance directly.The two big men looked at each other silently in the slightly leaky cabin.
To the extent that there is nothing to say, Ji Kai can't wait to change his life with that young man who is also a fallen man in the world——
real.Mr. Li will leave it to you to deal with, and I will go to the tiger.
We both win.
Time passed by, and the surroundings were completely dark.No stars, nothing.
Fortunately, Ji Kai smoked by himself.
When I took out the lighter, at least I lit the dilapidated small coal stove, and finally there was a little light, a little light.
Then, he found himself hungry.
It's dinner time and my stomach is growling.
Ji Kai doesn't like fish.But right now, there are only two things on the boat that can be used as food, no matter how you look at it, there are only two kinds - the sea fish he and Qi Yang caught before, and this President Li in front of him.
He decided not to eat Boss Li yet.
Because at least Mr. Li can help him with the work, scraping fish scales and so on.His slender fingers gripped the small Swiss Army knife on his key, and quickly processed the fish scales with the skill of a chef.
Set up a small black pot and a small stove to light the last half of charcoal, and slowly boil the fish soup.
After a while, the fragrance was overflowing.
"...no salt."
Li Weidu frowned and tasted a little with the bottom of the bowl.The tasteless fish soup is really hard to swallow no matter how fresh it is. He thought for a while, and seemed to have a flash of inspiration. He pulled out a glass pendant from his neck, opened it, and crystal white powder rolled into the soup.
From Ji Kai's point of view, there is quite a sense of eerie and weirdness of "take the poison, die, let everyone die".
"Mr. Li! Mr. Li, do you want to open it?"
"..."
"We're not far from the coastline. We'll sleep all night and wait until the rain stops tomorrow. Maybe we can find our way home without help. At least don't despair so early?"
"...This pendant contains Mediterranean sea salt."
"what?"
"When traveling, I bought souvenirs on the Mediterranean seaside."
"Uh, tourist souvenirs, is it really good to just eat them?"
Li Weidu glanced at him: "You can go to the Mediterranean Sea again, do you want to drink tasteless fish soup?"
Suddenly, at this moment, Ji Kai began to admire this Mr. Li's strange brain circuit.
……
After drinking the soup, my body finally warmed up.
——Ji Kai's body warmed up by himself.
He didn't know what was going on with Li Weidu either.How can I achieve consistent cold hands and feet, chills, and shivering at a fairly normal temperature.
But there is one thing that Ji Kai already has experience with.As far as Mr. Li's physique is concerned, if you leave it alone now, you will definitely be able to fix any problems in a while!
There is no hospital in this vast area, so I really died, and I am afraid it will be another horror story at sea.
The charcoal fire in the furnace... looks like it is about to burn out.
Ji Kai: "Come here."
"what?"
In the darkness, Mr. Li's breath was a little faint.
Ji Kai was wrapped in the big, prickly torn blanket, very warm: "Come here! You'll freeze to death tomorrow after a night like this!"
"I'm fine, I'm leaning against the stove..."
The sparks flickered, and the charcoal fire in the furnace was completely extinguished in this second without shame.
Li Weidu: "..."
In the dark, there was silence for a few seconds.The intriguing masculine breath suddenly rushed towards him with a scalding temperature.Li Weidu seemed to be preyed on by a tiger, and he was snatched away, and his whole chest was tightly pressed against a certain kind of shuddering temperature——
"..." My brain exploded.
It's like being run over by ten thousand horse-drawn carriages, and after being crushed and ashes, the world is in a trance and unreal, and the aftertaste of numbness is diffused around the body.Li Weidu felt unbelievable——no, not at all!Men, men's front chests should not feel like this!
How, how could it feel like this?Firm, soft, tight and springy... totally indescribable touch!No, no!This is not right!What's this!
Men and men, shouldn't it just be bones colliding with each other?How, how can normal, normal human beings be so warm!So slippery and so bouncy!
The cold legs and feet seemed to be dragged towards the source of warmth by an invisible force.
Li Weidu didn't realize it.
But knowing that I raised my hand, it felt like a dream in a trance, and I randomly searched for other places and squeezed it... It still feels like that QQ bouncing.
He withdrew his hand like an electric shock.How, how can the human body have such a sense of touch?
Ji Kai is also very depressed—I am helping you humanely, but you are so bold that you take advantage of the chaos and pinch the flesh between my waist and buttocks?
"Grandma is a bear, you surnamed Li, please be more honest! Don't think that I won't beat you because of special circumstances!"
That can be said to be the longest and most painful three months in Zhu Ling's life.Fortunately, the movie was a big success later, and his status in the showbiz also took a leap, and he was called "turning a cocoon into a butterfly" and "a fish leaping over a dragon's gate" by fans.
However, all that is not important to him at all.
Under the continuous harsh applause and pale flashlights, no one knew what he had lost.
If I could have predicted the outcome of this walk in advance...
Really, even with a knife on his neck, he would never go away.
He will definitely beg for nothing to be by his baby bear's side.Shameless, shameless.Every day I go to school to block, go to the house to chase, beg bitterly, and try my best to hug and make up for it.
That way, maybe there is still a chance.
……
Zhu Ling sometimes felt that his life was just bad.
Why did God send temptation to him when he had everything and was originally very happy.Poked his good life to pieces.
And why is he so stupid, he ignored the words of his manager when he should listen to them, and listened blindly when he shouldn't, and finally chose the path that was completely wrong.
The trip to South America was entirely advised by the manager, Sister Tong.
"Hey... Tai Sui has really been annoyed recently. The variety shows and new dramas that were originally discussed were all snatched by Qi Yang!"
"I've inquired about it. The price he offered is ridiculously low. It's clearly trying to pressure you against you! Little Zhu Ling! You just don't listen to my advice from Sister Tong!"
"How many times have I told you that Ye Yan is a member of President Li of "Prosperity"! Keep a distance from him, keep a distance!"
"It's good for you... I've been working so hard to help you connect, thinking that one day I can send you on the live broadcast of "Prosperity", but you, you, you! Did you get divorced because of him? Offended Li Weidu to death, Qi Yang helps him to press the pressure, let's see how you turn around!"
"In the end, if you two really love each other, I have nothing to say, Sister Tong!"
"But what's going on now? It's been more than a week since we got divorced, and you're still talking about baby bear and baby bear all day long. If you really like the one in your family so much, then what did you do with Ye Yan before?" Yes?!"
At the beginning of September, facing the extremely severe situation, sister Tong, the manager, was really about to collapse.
During the mere half hour of waiting for the recording, Zhu Ling spent three times on makeup, and the makeup artist was getting impatient!Also, the eyes are swollen and can't be covered at all!
This is a fucking funny variety show later!How can you do it with such a sad face!
Do you want to take money and be disrespectful like last time, and be used as a background board to be complained about?
"Oh, by the way, hehe, Ye Yan is still waiting for you outside, you still refuse to see him?"
That Ye Yin, speaking of it, is also a master who refuses to give up.
It's been more than a week, and I stick to Zhu Ling with lunch every day.Every time I saw her, it was like seeing a family member. Every minute, I would gather around to ask if Zhu Ling had eaten well and had a good rest, with worry and distress flickering in his big eyes.
It's a pity that the singing is completely a one-man show.
"...Sister Tong, just ignore him."
Because of the divorce, Zhu Ling blamed Ye Yin and refused to see her.
Sister Tong thought it was very funny.
It was obvious that a month ago, the two were so close that they were inseparable as if they were one person!Zhu Ling even skipped work and took him to eat, go shopping, go shopping and buy flowers. Didn't he feel guilty about how much he valued the family?
However, as soon as this side gets divorced, the flowery radish on the other side will change in seconds.Suddenly all the flowers and plants outside were gone, and suddenly there was only "Baby Bear".
A man's heart is also a needle in the sea?
Thinking of this, Zhu Ling was trembling again, taking out "that little book" from his pocket and reading it.
In the past few days, he got a small notepad the size of a palm from somewhere, and opened it whenever he had nothing to do.I cry when I see it.
Sister Tong couldn't bear it this time, she wanted to see what her family's second idol youth was looking at!
Putting his feet on the back of the chair and taking a closer look, there is a torn page in the palm-sized notepad—it should be torn from an old book. The pages are a little yellowed, and the black ink writing on them is very clear. Just two sentences.
[Scarlett, I was never that kind of person. 】
[I can't patiently pick up the pieces, put them back together, and tell myself that the repaired thing is like new.When something is broken, it is broken - I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and spend my life watching the cracks. 】
"..." Uh, what the hell?Isn't this "Gone with the Wind"?
Divorce hit Zhu Ling against literature and art?Suddenly started to study world famous books?
The smell of woman's perfume came from behind.Zhu Ling curled his lips, his slender fingers began to tremble.
"Sister Tong, I've always felt that this kind of book has a slow plot, too many people's names, and I can't remember it. It's just that every household has a copy on the bookshelf, and I just got this one, and I have never looked through it. .”
"But you know... how he bullied me that day?"
"He didn't even want to talk to me! He just dragged me to the bookshelf, swept the book down, flipped through it, and tore this paragraph out for me!"
"Hey, he came out to work knowing that I didn't graduate from university. It's not like he is an associate professor and a researcher at the Civil Law Research Institute. He has read so many books, and he can find such heart-wrenching words just by flipping through them! He, He just thinks I'm uneducated and not worthy of him, so he bullies me with this kind of thing, woo... woo..."
"Zhu Ling." Sister Tong was helpless.
From the beginning to the end, you are the one who bullies others, okay!
Then you are still wronged?Moreover, he was wronged so seriously!
Sister Tong is considered an elite in the industry, but she used to lead other idol groups, and she has only been Zhu Ling's new manager for half a year.
She only met Zhu Ling's "ex-husband" once - she remembered that he was very handsome and dressed casually, which was completely different from the exquisite Zhu Ling.The most important thing is that the eyes are sincere, which makes people feel good, and the smile is particularly flavorful, with a mature and gentle temperament.
That was two months ago.
During a four-day location shoot, Zhu Ling didn't bring any stomach medicine, so he drove here to deliver it.She took the medicine: "It's all here, don't you see each other?"
"It's okay, you can just bring him and tell him. Isn't he busy? It's not good for me to disturb you here. It's not that I won't be able to see it when I go home. I'll go back first."
Sister Tong looked at the man's back that day, and she had mixed feelings—Little Zhu Ling, you are lucky to find a good man who cares about you and spoils you.
But still doing it outside, don't regret it when you die.
[If a man can tolerate you infinitely, even accepting your waywardness, vanity and arrogance, then he can also make you cry and lose your shape. 】
Sister Tong didn't know where she saw this sentence, but she didn't expect that with the FLAG in her mind, Zhu Ling really saw the results immediately, so she directly acted as a dog leash!
"Little Zhu Ling! Sister Tong, I beg you...I just got cold compresses!"
"You! The marriage is divorced, and now only the career is left! Don't you want the career too!?"
Qi Yang is really hot recently.He took the lead in isolating Zhu Ling, almost driving half of the entertainment circle.Go on like this, eat jujube pills!
"Then I don't want it!" Zhu Ling was still stubborn and didn't know the seriousness of the matter. "Anyway, I have nothing now, so I might as well die!"
Yes, you can die.
But I can't drink northwest wind with you!Sister Tong felt that as a manager, she had to be a female!
"You son of a bitch! Can't you think of something positive in your mind? If you've got nothing left, go earn it back. If your ex-husband ran away, go after him! What's the use of crying, you should act!"
"Sister Tong, you don't understand," Zhu Ling felt even more uncomfortable, "Brother Kai, he, he will never forgive me again!"
Sister Tong raised her eyebrows and raised her voice higher than him: "Who said that! It's really not certain!"
"..."
"Zhu Ling, have you heard of a theory about couples getting back together... called 'Second Attraction'?"
***
In the following time, Sister Tong quickly told Zhu Ling a story of an inspirational counterattack and a broken mirror reunion.
It was a model couple in the circle, the famous wife Guanyan, the shameless Dao Xia and the charming wife Xingjie (Xiaxia's parents) who loved him and ignored him when they were young.
Looking at the current Dao Xia, he is a typical wife slave.Handing in wages, obediently obeying, chasing after his wife every day, sending boxes and boxes of food to his wife's film crew, every little trouble makes me nervous.
But who would have thought that this typical proletarian domestic fear.When he was young, he was so insane that he unilaterally withdrew his wife's marriage.
"At that time, it was Sister Xing who first fell in love with Director Xia."
"Director Xia belongs to the group who is very individual and talented. Sister Xing especially admires him. If there are beauties who take the initiative to throw themselves into her arms, why wouldn't ordinary men do it? So, the two got together soon. "
"Actually, Sister Xing was quite popular at the time, and her reputation and status were not bad for Director Xia. But you know, in the entertainment industry, where is there a shortage of beautiful female stars in front of directors?"
"At that time, Sister Xing had a hot head, and she was glued to Director Xia every day. Many people are cheap, and they don't know how to cherish them when they are easy to come by. Director Xia gradually began to dislike Sister Xing for being immature, stupid, lacking in spirit, and dumping others. It was really ruthless at the time, the wedding date was set and made public, and one-sided one month before the wedding, if you don't get married, you won't get married!"
"At that time, my sister happened to be Sister Xing's little assistant. It is said that Sister Xing's whole body collapsed, and she cried every day and every night like you. She lost ten pounds in two weeks, and she didn't want to work. I don’t want to live anymore. Every day I shout to jump into the river.”
"In the end, do you know what Sister Xing did after she shouted to jump into the river?"
"I went to Bali. Anyway, I want to cry. I can't get out of the past and cry. Why don't I go to the tropics and cry in front of the coconut trees on the sunny beach!"
"Actually, starting from here, the first step of the counterattack begins. The scientific name of this step is 'disconnection', which is to temporarily cut off all ties with the past, first find a place to calm down and adjust your mentality first-find out Focus on the shortcomings of the first failure and focus on self-improvement."
Zhu Ling's eyes were red, and his handsome face was completely white.
Sister Tong understood him.Reasoning with this guy, his brain is usually not able to bear the load, so he still has to present the facts——
"For example, Sister Xing calmly thought about what Director Xia disliked her at the beach, and then tried to adjust her mentality and change!"
"If you think she's not independent, that's nonsense. Can a female star who is alone be really not independent? It's just that she takes him too seriously. If you think she is innocent, then buy a gauze skirt and pretend to be a coquettish slut on the beach If you think she doesn't have a life of her own, try to have one—in a word, this improvement can be achieved in terms of appearance, interior, quality of life, and way of speaking."
"Like Zhu Ling, don't you know what's wrong with you?"
"..."
"Let me ask you, can you accept your flirtatious heart? Can you change the bad habit of seeing things differently?"
"Yes! Yes!" Zhu Ling was so busy that he almost fell off the chair, "Sister Tong, I, I didn't change my mind. I love Brother Kai, and I only love Brother Kai! It was just a momentary confusion with Ye Yan, I, I……"
Sister Tong: "It's useless for you to tell me that. Let me ask you again, if you don't read enough, can you make up for it and learn if you don't have any education?"
"Yes! Yes! As long as Brother Kai can turn back, I am willing to do anything! I can do anything!"
"So," Sister Tong slammed down a notebook in front of him, "You should take a good look at this movie script!"
"The subject matter is very good, and the theme is very positive. It is just going to South America for three months to shoot, and the conditions are very difficult. Others think it is too tiring, and Qi Yang will not fight you. He is currently crushing you in all aspects in China, and deliberately In a bullying situation, it's your best — or your only option."
Back then, Xia Xia's mother wandered on the sunny beach for three months before returning to the country calmly.
I am not in a hurry to contact Director Xia. I just send out various food, shopping, cakes and go skiing every day. I feel that life is wonderful, rich, relaxed and happy.
Facts have proved that some men are really cheap.
Others didn't take him seriously, but instead he secretly poked and turned on the screen-snooping mode.The more I look at it, the more I feel that he is not the same as him, but it becomes more beautiful and nourishing.
At first, I was unhappy and unwilling.At an awards ceremony two months later, Sister Xing directly put on a big red deep V jersey.During the whole process, she was beautiful, lively, charming, charming and indifferent to answers. Director Xia was completely blinded.
That regret, that intestines are all green, dog-crawling style of admitting mistakes and seeking reconciliation.
Gifts from super luxury houses, proposals with huge diamond rings, all kinds of confessions and mistakes, dream weddings in ancient castles, and they have become slaves to their wives and sons ever since.20 years have passed since then, and until now I can't hold my head up in front of Sister Xing.
After Zhu Ling listened to the story told by Sister Xing, she was so envious all the time, her whole face was full of crying, laughing and bitterness.
"But don't just look at the success and beauty of others' counterattacks. Do you know how cruel Sister Xing is to herself behind her back? No one can be stable overnight! In the past three months in South America, apart from working hard on filming, you have nothing to do in your free time. You have to reflect, read, hone yourself, and strive to be reborn!"
"When the time comes, become a better version of yourself. Going back to him will shock him, and make him attracted to you again—Zhu Ling, you have potential, you must have confidence in yourself!"
"However, if you really get back together, you must cherish her next time, and don't make mistakes again!"
Zhu Ling nodded desperately like pounding garlic.
After a while, he hesitated again: "But it's been so long for three months... What can I do if he forgot about me?"
"Hehe, Zhu Ling, don't you understand? Your ex is like WIFI, as long as no one changes the password, you can always connect."
"..."
"..."
Zhu Ling: "Then, what if someone changes the password?"
"You stupid, three months, where can he find someone better than you?"
Zhu Ling looked blank: "...I'm not good."
Sister Tong was so frightened that she almost smashed her new lipstick—such a narcissistic person!How dare you say such a thing for the first time?Ru, Ru Zi can teach?
"No, no, you are very good in terms of conditions alone! You are handsome, sweet-mouthed, and willing to work hard, aren't you? Besides, he supported you in the first place, so he decided to divorce you because you made him feel too uncomfortable!"
"But I don't think he's feeling bad." Zhu Ling was a little dazed.
"..."
"He forced me to divorce. You don't even know how powerful you are. He didn't miss me at all. I cried and begged him, but his expression didn't change."
"I'll go, he must be much more uncomfortable than you!" Sister Tong was about to go crazy, "You are simply...you should go to South America quickly! With your logic, if you don't hurry up and practice hard For a moment, if you want to get him back, let alone three months, I'm afraid it will be useless to give you another three or 30 years!"
Hearing this, Zhu Ling was about to cry again.
Sister Tong hurriedly used a cotton pad to protect the powder on his face: "It's okay, don't cry, don't cry! It's hard to fix the makeup when you come back!"
***
When Zhu Ling's plane slowly lifted into the sky, followed the signal lights and circled across the Yellow Sea in the middle of the night, and then flew towards the American continent.He didn't know—
His cub, at that moment, was actually floating in the sea under his plane on a rainy night.
With Li Weidu, his old enemy in life.A bowl of fish soup and a blanket were trapped in a small rickety fishing boat.
Although it has not been "changed the password", but it is infinitely close to "successfully changed other people's password" - but that moment came very quietly, and no one realized it at the time.
Sitting in the cabin, Ji Kai felt a sense of fateful sadness, and of course Li Weidu also felt it.
Various endless loops of crashing, catching rape, being trapped, hospital, and not being able to sleep.The two of them seemed to have never met each other, so it was impossible for them to get out of the situation.It is to be able to go out happily and return home safely.
Although most of the times, it was Ji Kai who Li Weidu took the initiative to find; but there was also one time when Ji Kai rear-ended Li Weidu's car.
So this time, whose fault is it?
Li Weidu: Qi Yang is all to blame!
Fei clamored to see "the reinvention benefactor from the tabloids who helped you cure your brain damage and break up successfully"!If, if it wasn't for satisfying your friend's curiosity, who, who would ask him out when they have nothing to do?
Ji Kai: Well, Qi Yang is all to blame!
……
As an office worker, it's hard to stay up until the weekend, and I originally planned to sleep in.
Reluctantly woke up by an inhumane phone call early in the morning, when Li Weidu asked coldly and stubbornly on the other end, "Are you...are you free to meet my friend today", Ji Kai was overwhelmed by ten thousand trampled by the beast.
"Brother! It's six fifteen!"
"..."
"Your own insomnia and neurasthenia, please don't harm others?"
Li Weidu: "I sent you a message last night, but you haven't replied to me."
"..." Ji Kai took a look, and there was indeed an unread message lying in the inbox!
What a meeting!not see!I really want to find various reasons to prevaricate, but I have no choice but to wake up, not to mention that the next sentence of President Li is-"Let's go fishing together, do you want to go?"
Ji Kai actually does not have a hobby of fishing.
But you must know that the genes of all men are naturally engraved with the hunting instinct handed down from ancient times.Activities like "grabbing food" are instinctively helpless, lawless, resisting, resisting!
Of course, when I got up to get dressed and looked at the tall and handsome man with sharp eyes in the mirror, I had another purpose in mind.
...Are you sure it's fishing?
Mr. Li, do you really want to fish, or do you want to fish Lao Tzu?
If you really want to catch Lao Tzu, that's just right, you can politely but firmly refuse in person, this President Li, tell him to retreat in spite of difficulties!
Of course I chose to refuse.
"Rich people are handsome and cook delicious food. Although they are crazy, it doesn't matter?" No, no, even Ye Yan knows that the endless love of crazy people can't accept it. Is he stupid?
Going out, Mr. Li drove the landrover directly to the gate of his community.Originally, Ji Kai was full of reluctance, and he was fully prepared-most of Li's friends would be as wonderful as him.
Qi Yang was once Zhu Ling's rival in career.
Over the years, Ji Kai has heard a lot about how hypocritical, smart, and vicious Zhu Linghei is.
However, he got into the back seat and sat side by side with the legendary "new first-line actor" Qi Yang for about 2 minutes.Hmm... Successfully refreshed the impression!
No hypocrisy at all!Super fun!Incomparably congenial, meet each other late!
Some fate, after seeing it for the first time, there is no need to say anything more - Qi Yang, the big star on TV who is more delicate than Zhu Ling and deceitful, is wearing big fishing pants, flip flops, Not pretending to be X, not combing hair, social idlers sitting in the back seat like sitting or not.
According to visual inspection, the whole body will never exceed 100 yuan, and the shirt has a hole!
Obviously he is very tall, handsome, and has a bronzed and wild face, but when he smiles, he doesn't mind showing the little rabbit teeth that are full of disobedience, which is very special and cute.
When the two met for the first time, they immediately recognized each other's clothing.
Then, in a surprisingly consistent manner, they both put on disgusted faces and looked at Mr. Li who was in a suit and leather shoes in the driver's seat and combed his hair to participate in fishing activities.
They understand each other and hit it off immediately.
It's been a long time since Ji Kai had such a happy half-day experience in his life - a whole morning, with his new best friend Qi Yang, while bragging wildly and exchanging fishing skills, while dissing Mr. Li like no one else.By the way, listen to Qi Yang's gossip about Mr. Li's bloody and dark history.
Li Weidu hovered behind the two of them like a ghost, with a grim expression and helpless——
Ji Kai guessed it was because after all, he had only two friends in total.
This Qi Yang directly accounted for half of the country, if he was accidentally offended, and the circle of friends crashed and he would lose half of it, that would be too miserable.
……
Throughout the Saturday morning, the air was sunny and warm, and there were many beautiful yachts for rent on the clear seaside.
Qi Yang and Ji Kai had surprisingly the same opinion—besides yachts, there were also many fishermen's broken iron boats on the seashore, with red paint, cinnabar-colored rust, and fishy smell full of seafood.Much more handsome, rough, and manly than a luxury yacht!
Boss Li couldn't hold back those two people, and he had no face to fall in love with during the whole process.
Watching the two handsome boy bands leaning against the red rusted side of the boat, with oil marks all over their bodies, happily fishing without any obsession with cleanliness.The whole person endured the cleanliness obsession, restless, stuck on the deck, not knowing what to do and what to do.
At noon, the sky seemed to turn cloudy for some reason.
Qi Yang, this cheating bastard, even answered a phone call, waved and shouted "I'm sorry to make an appointment later", and hurriedly rowed a small kayak to get ashore!
"Ah, I'm really sorry~~ There was an unexpected situation in Weixuan's store, he can't drive, I have to go back to pick him up!"
Ji Kai: "..."
Ji Kai: Hello!
Ji Kai: Can't drive, can't you take a taxi?
Don't know how to find a reasonable excuse?After driving forty kilometers to this seaside where birds don't lay eggs, you just leave me in the vast sea, with this big-eyed, small-eyed Li, alone in embarrassment?
It wasn't intentional, was it?
Deliberately creating an opportunity to be alone—to allow Mr. Li to develop a relationship with Lao Tzu in this vast sea and no one around?
And if the training fails, you can go crazy and push Lao Tzu into the sea, doing it cleanly and without anyone noticing.
Ji Kai felt that he might have a big brain.
But no matter how big his brain is, it’s not as big as God’s brain—it’s just a small theater in his head for a few minutes, just waiting for the next fish to catch the bait, and then quickly find an excuse to close the rod and go home, but waited until the tick tick A few drops of coldness fell on her body.
……It's raining.
Actually!It's raining!
Before going out to play, it is ridiculous that none of the three people read today's weather forecast.But this is not the most ridiculous point——
The most absurd point is that at the moment when the raindrops fell, the coast, which was clearly visible just now, was instantly submerged in the misty mist of the drizzle, gone, gone.
Ji Kai was very calm: "It's okay! I remember very clearly that the shore is that direction! Let's sail the boat there!"
Li Weidu frowned, and pointed in the opposite direction: "I remember that's the shore, right?"
Ji Kai: "..."
Li Weidu: "..."
Ji Kai: "Otherwise, don't drive indiscriminately?" If the car is reversed and plunges into the open sea, the search and rescue team will find a needle in a haystack, and it will be really miserable.
...I never expected that it was just going out to catch a fish.
With Li Weidu's venomous physique, he can catch a shipwreck alive by fishing!
At the same time, Ji Kai began to regret very much-before he insisted on choosing a broken fishing boat in order to be handsome.
I heard that the luxury yacht is not only sheltered from wind and rain in all directions, but also has computer TV, sofa speakers, champagne and imported chocolates in the cabin.Even if you are stuck at sea and cannot go ashore for the time being, you can enjoy eating and singing without any worries.
However, what's in the "handsome" broken fishing boat?
A small coal stove from the 70s that was half fired.A big black pot, a few broken bowls, a few broken oil barrels, and a few large pots of fresh water.After the rain, the sea temperature dropped sharply, and the only big blanket in the boat that could keep out the cold was so dirty that Mr. Li, who was shivering from the cold, gritted his teeth and refused desperately.
Nothing else, really.
It cannot be said that there is no mobile phone signal at sea.
But it can be said that yes is equal to no.Obviously there is a frame, but nothing can be sent out.
Hehe, life...
For the next few hours, even Ji Kai, a fierce man who always came to cover up water and earth, was a little depressed and at a loss, and Li Weidu fell into a trance directly.The two big men looked at each other silently in the slightly leaky cabin.
To the extent that there is nothing to say, Ji Kai can't wait to change his life with that young man who is also a fallen man in the world——
real.Mr. Li will leave it to you to deal with, and I will go to the tiger.
We both win.
Time passed by, and the surroundings were completely dark.No stars, nothing.
Fortunately, Ji Kai smoked by himself.
When I took out the lighter, at least I lit the dilapidated small coal stove, and finally there was a little light, a little light.
Then, he found himself hungry.
It's dinner time and my stomach is growling.
Ji Kai doesn't like fish.But right now, there are only two things on the boat that can be used as food, no matter how you look at it, there are only two kinds - the sea fish he and Qi Yang caught before, and this President Li in front of him.
He decided not to eat Boss Li yet.
Because at least Mr. Li can help him with the work, scraping fish scales and so on.His slender fingers gripped the small Swiss Army knife on his key, and quickly processed the fish scales with the skill of a chef.
Set up a small black pot and a small stove to light the last half of charcoal, and slowly boil the fish soup.
After a while, the fragrance was overflowing.
"...no salt."
Li Weidu frowned and tasted a little with the bottom of the bowl.The tasteless fish soup is really hard to swallow no matter how fresh it is. He thought for a while, and seemed to have a flash of inspiration. He pulled out a glass pendant from his neck, opened it, and crystal white powder rolled into the soup.
From Ji Kai's point of view, there is quite a sense of eerie and weirdness of "take the poison, die, let everyone die".
"Mr. Li! Mr. Li, do you want to open it?"
"..."
"We're not far from the coastline. We'll sleep all night and wait until the rain stops tomorrow. Maybe we can find our way home without help. At least don't despair so early?"
"...This pendant contains Mediterranean sea salt."
"what?"
"When traveling, I bought souvenirs on the Mediterranean seaside."
"Uh, tourist souvenirs, is it really good to just eat them?"
Li Weidu glanced at him: "You can go to the Mediterranean Sea again, do you want to drink tasteless fish soup?"
Suddenly, at this moment, Ji Kai began to admire this Mr. Li's strange brain circuit.
……
After drinking the soup, my body finally warmed up.
——Ji Kai's body warmed up by himself.
He didn't know what was going on with Li Weidu either.How can I achieve consistent cold hands and feet, chills, and shivering at a fairly normal temperature.
But there is one thing that Ji Kai already has experience with.As far as Mr. Li's physique is concerned, if you leave it alone now, you will definitely be able to fix any problems in a while!
There is no hospital in this vast area, so I really died, and I am afraid it will be another horror story at sea.
The charcoal fire in the furnace... looks like it is about to burn out.
Ji Kai: "Come here."
"what?"
In the darkness, Mr. Li's breath was a little faint.
Ji Kai was wrapped in the big, prickly torn blanket, very warm: "Come here! You'll freeze to death tomorrow after a night like this!"
"I'm fine, I'm leaning against the stove..."
The sparks flickered, and the charcoal fire in the furnace was completely extinguished in this second without shame.
Li Weidu: "..."
In the dark, there was silence for a few seconds.The intriguing masculine breath suddenly rushed towards him with a scalding temperature.Li Weidu seemed to be preyed on by a tiger, and he was snatched away, and his whole chest was tightly pressed against a certain kind of shuddering temperature——
"..." My brain exploded.
It's like being run over by ten thousand horse-drawn carriages, and after being crushed and ashes, the world is in a trance and unreal, and the aftertaste of numbness is diffused around the body.Li Weidu felt unbelievable——no, not at all!Men, men's front chests should not feel like this!
How, how could it feel like this?Firm, soft, tight and springy... totally indescribable touch!No, no!This is not right!What's this!
Men and men, shouldn't it just be bones colliding with each other?How, how can normal, normal human beings be so warm!So slippery and so bouncy!
The cold legs and feet seemed to be dragged towards the source of warmth by an invisible force.
Li Weidu didn't realize it.
But knowing that I raised my hand, it felt like a dream in a trance, and I randomly searched for other places and squeezed it... It still feels like that QQ bouncing.
He withdrew his hand like an electric shock.How, how can the human body have such a sense of touch?
Ji Kai is also very depressed—I am helping you humanely, but you are so bold that you take advantage of the chaos and pinch the flesh between my waist and buttocks?
"Grandma is a bear, you surnamed Li, please be more honest! Don't think that I won't beat you because of special circumstances!"
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