Hey, where is my knife?

However, Ji Kai was not actually angry.

It's just that his actions are a little rough, his expression a little fierce, and his purpose is very clear - just to force Zhu Ling to submit obediently.

not angry.Because the catharsis, disappointment, and heart-wrenching suffering are all over.Digested in the company of the group of friends, in the busyness of playing "Prosperity" with Li Weidu, and in the venting of the mess in this room.

What he wants now is very simple, get a divorce as soon as possible.

Walk out of this hopeless, deceitful relationship without looking back.

Another tear fell from Zhu Ling's eyes, and there were drowned water stains on his shirt.The big singer finally recovered his voice, with a sad expression on his face: "Brother Kai, what happened to you? Why did you suddenly, suddenly become like this? Did you not want me because of the phone call? I explained everything... you do not believe me?"

"Is it, is it that I did something wrong again?"

"But brother Kai, you promised me, you promised me when you talked on the phone a few nights ago! If I do something wrong again, you will definitely tell me in person, don't be angry with me!"

Ji Kai laughed "heh".

It's good that you didn't mention "that night".If it wasn't for that night, I really don't know that a lover who has been married for three years can have such a brilliant, thorough, and outrageous mitosis.

So tired...too lazy to talk nonsense.Maybe the torment of the past few days suddenly reached the level of overwhelming everything at this moment, and I just feel extremely tired.

"You guys, who can help me out?"

The group of relatives and friends next to me are gearing up and have been waiting for a long time to rush forward.Ying Jian rushed straight to the dining table, and slapped Zhu Ling's face with the "evidence" he had typed earlier.Zuo Yan was on the sidelines helping to fill in the divorce agreement other than the signed part of the agreement, and the others helped those looking for the household registration booklet, and those who drove Zhu Ling to get the ID card to get the ID card.

"Look for yourself! What's wrong, the flirting and cursing chat with the goblin is thicker than the city government's previous meeting records, are you amnesia?!"

"I bought all the rings! I still have engravings! You just let Brother Kai go and go with the little goblin forever!"

Ji Kai supported the wall, feeling a little dazed, not knowing what was wrong with him.My heart was beating abnormally and my head was very dizzy.He's a little strange, I can't be so fragile...

"Brother Kai, are you okay? Sit, sit here! Would you like some water?"

"Brother Kai, you must have been hit too hard..."

Jiang Xiaobai: "Don't talk nonsense! Brother Kai is just because he didn't eat!"

"!!!" Ji Kai seemed to be half dead and then suddenly came back to life.

Yes, yes, from yesterday morning until this afternoon, he didn't eat a single drop of rice!Barbecue and drink!Fuck!It made me almost think that I was just a mortal who was hit by a divorce and turned into a delicate flower!It turned out that it was just because I was not full?

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

Go to have a good meal with everyone in the evening!

……

The time that followed passed quickly in Ji Kai's memory of being dizzy from hunger and sweating.

Surrounding him is like a vile stage play, Zhu Ling fights with all the Confucians, and desperately denies it in the face of irrefutable evidence.It's a pot of porridge with lawyers who are supposed to be noisy, mutton stall owners, and civil servants who hide behind them with all kinds of white lotus logic.

How nice it would be to have a pot of porridge!

I really want to eat something.

The refrigerator has long been empty, and Ji Kai is getting divorced and going out to buy food, staring at the alarm clock—it's 04:30, shit!The Civil Affairs Bureau is off work in another hour, and I really can't delay any longer!

……

After returning to the light, when he used his last strength to drag Zhu Ling violently out of the house, Ji Kai discovered that this was the seven inches that hit the snake.

It shouldn't be arguing for so long, just drag it out from the beginning!

A man who was crying, yelling, falling, sophistrying, complaining and even becoming angry in the room, the moment he was pulled into the sunshine of the clear sky, he immediately shut up and was honest.

Almost all celebrities, no matter how handsome or beautiful they are, will always have ugly street photos, ugly photos without makeup, etc. when they are not in the state.

But Zhu Ling didn't—he was such a man who managed his image to the extreme, even if he went downstairs to throw trash, he still had to be fully armed, pomaded, and perfectly dressed.

At the gate of the community, under the big banyan tree, it was extremely quiet, and there was no one at all.Even so, Zhu Ling still felt that there were 1 invisible cameras facing him.And he didn't wear a hat, no sunglasses, just such red eyes, immediately flustered, as if he had no clothes to hide.

Not daring to open his mouth to go back to get it, he could only forcefully wipe away his tears, straightened his hair, tightened the corners of his lips, and put on a completely cold and serious performance face.

There are three cars in total.

As soon as the first car drove up, it obediently hid in it immediately, without even being escorted violently.

So, idols have a lot of burdens, and sometimes they have their advantages.

……

When the car drove to the entrance of the community, the safety barrier was put down.

Ying Jian, who was driving at the front, pressed "D" and "D" several times, but the security guards didn't have time to talk to him.

Ji Kai pushed open the door of the car and saw that Comrade Security was arguing with others in the small post, and had no time to take care of this side.And the person who was arguing with him... was tall, with long legs, and looked familiar.

"Uh, President Li?"

"Ji Kai!" It was rare for President Li to see him this time as if he was seeing a relative.He strode over, pulled him in front of the security guard, poked and poked his fingers on his strong arm, "Did you see it! Did you see it! 'Ji, Kai', he is Ji Kai! You Now dare to tell me that he is not your owner?"

Ji Kai was poked so hard that he wanted to beat someone up, but he had no energy to eat, let alone raise his hands, and he didn't even have the energy to get angry.

The security guard was aggrieved: "Him? Then, why don't you just ask Zhu Ling?"

"Why am I looking for that bastard Zhu Ling? I'll just look for him!"

Ji Kai was weak: "Mr. Li, what do you want me for?"

Li Weidu: "The security in your community is actually good, and you are doing your duty. It's not that the owner won't let me in, even if I give tips. Would you like to ask the property owner to raise his salary? Compared with those in our villa area who take money and do nothing So much better."

"........."

"Brother Kai!" Ying Jian rolled down the window and did not shout, "It's five o'clock soon! The Civil Affairs Bureau is going to get off work, can't you leave?"

In that second, Ji Kai definitely saw a gloating smile flash across Li Weidu's face.In a flash, he frowned again and changed into his usual aloof, concerned about the country and the people.

"Is it really far away?"

Fuck your grandma a bear!You know what to ask, you don't want Lao Tzu to leave you to make a live call to Lao Tzu?Everyone is in ambush at the gate of the community, and you still pretend to be for me?

"Speaking of Mr. Li, how did you find my community?"

"Oh, I called a car from City C just now, and followed Zhu Ling's car all the way here."

"..."

"……"Impressed!Really convinced! "Mr. Li, what on earth do you want to do? You can't...you break up with me live, and now you want to watch my divorce?"

"Ah."

"!" Ji Kai was exhausted: "I'm going to divorce seriously! This is really not an interesting day! Can you please do me a favor and don't make trouble for me today? Can I treat you to dinner next time?"

Li Weidu raised his single eyelid, and looked at the three cars blocking the door: "Anyway, you already have so many people watching, so there won't be any more than me, right?"

"..."

"Ji Kai!" Zuo Yan opened the window and waved, "Time waits for no one, can you get in the car with your friend and chat?"

Li Weidu: "See, let's get in the car and talk."

……

Ying Jian is going crazy.

He didn't know who the handsome guy outside was, but anyway, Zhu Ling was insane from the first moment he saw that guy, cursing non-stop, yanking the car door violently, kicking it when it couldn't be opened—but anyway, he This car was only bought for 5 yuan, and it is about to be scrapped, so let him do whatever he wants, and never let him go until he is safely escorted to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

It's just, it's so noisy!Ever since that handsome guy followed Brother Kai into Zuo Yan's car, Zhu Ling has gone into a state of madness.

There is a song playing in Zuo Yan's car.I don't know if it was intentional, but when Ji Kai got into the car, he was singing "Happy breakup, happy breakup, you can find a better one~"

Li Weidu choked out a strange syllable.Ji Kai was speechless and asked the sky.

Zuo Yan: "Who, let me introduce you?"

"It's not important! I just can't get rid of him, so please deliver the goods along the way."

"Such a handsome item?"

The car started slowly.Through the glass window, Li Weidu successfully met Zhu Ling in the other car.Zhu Ling was fierce and hateful, while Li Weidu couldn't hold back the corners of his lips no matter how hard he tried—you still have today?

I haven't seen you for more than three hours, and I'm so haggard!

What are you excited about?What are you barking your teeth and claws at?Li Weidu was complacent, and he was in the mood of teasing zombies through the cage.Come on, come on and hit me, can you hit me or bite me?

"Don't be provocative!" Ji Kai couldn't see it, so he patted him.Li Weidu turned his head, with a sincere face: "I didn't do anything, by the way, are you hungry?"

Ji Kai: Damn it!Can you see this?

"Because of your physique...it's unlikely that you'll be sick. If you look so ugly, you can only be hungry, right? There's something in my bag, do you want to eat it? It's the rice balls my mother made in the morning. It's delicious. I learned it from her."

In fact, Ji Kai was really hungry and crazy.As soon as you hear that there is something to eat, you don't have the strength of character for the cheap to not accept the cheap food.Originally, I wanted to have a tearful look, but I took a look in my hand-the rice balls are good rice balls, half eaten by others?

"I broke it and didn't bite it. If you're not used to it, you can eat the side that hasn't been moved."

"..."

"If you don't eat, I will. I'm just a little hungry."

Ji Kai was busy scrambling for food, thinking that I was really unlucky, why——huh?tasty!How can it be so delicious!This purple rice that melts in your mouth is sweet, this egg yolk and meat floss are just right, this crispy cucumber and fried shrimp, this magical mayonnaise, Li Weidu's mother, your cooking skills!

I regret not having dinner at your house that night! ! !

……

……

"It's 10 minutes before I get off work, what else can I do? Don't be too late in line."

The car stopped at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, civil servant Jiang Xiaobai smiled slightly: "Look at me!"

After finishing speaking, he opened the door and got out of the car, took out an orange card from his pocket and hung it around his neck.Swaggeringly entered from the main entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, for fear that others would not see it, and even pretended to forget to take things back and forth.

The five big characters on the chest flickered: "Jiang Xiaobai, Disciplinary Committee".

Yes, civil servants of the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

The outermost consultation office of the Civil Affairs Bureau was the first to panic, and the information spread across the entire building in an instant: "What's going on? Why is the inspector from the Discipline Inspection Commission here? I didn't hear hello before!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, remind everyone in the group, cheer up in the last 10 minutes of work! Don't leave your post without permission and get caught!"

The divorce window on the second floor has been deserted for more than an hour.The little girl in the clerk was swiping her phone in boredom, and when she saw the reminder, she immediately sat down and waited for the battle!

……

"Our Civil Affairs Bureau handles the divorce on the basis of mutual consent and no objection to the content of the divorce. If you still hesitate, should you go back and think about it..."

Because sitting at this window, she has seen all kinds of strange farces in the world at a young age, and the little girl Ruhua has already had a vicissitudes of life for a hundred years.

real.Those who come to get divorced every day, there are those who fight each other, the families of both parties fight each other collectively, some fight and roll, and some commit suicide by jumping off the building on the spot.Fortunately, their window is on the second floor, otherwise they would have lost their lives.

The reasons for divorce are also varied.For money, for mistresses, for discord between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, those who are impatient, sexually frigid, and even those who bring young and beautiful mistresses to divorce their old wives, and immediately go downstairs to get married shamelessly after divorce.

I have even seen animal husbands and wives who are unwilling to have children, and they shirk their responsibilities in front of the tearful children and make a lot of noise.She was so angry that time, she just pushed the table out and scolded the two of them.

Of course, there are also young people who come here happily and happily, as easy as going to the street to buy food.

The reason everyone is together like this is love, but the reasons for separation are all kinds of strange, and there are too many things that kill marriage.Loyalty, values, and many little things.

Like this pair in front of me... I don't know what the story is, but they look so well matched.

Both are very handsome.Among them, the one wearing diamond earrings and crying all the time is still inexplicably familiar, and I feel like I have seen it somewhere.Visually, he didn't want to leave and was forced to come here. He has been holding a pen for 10 minutes, and he still can't sign.

The beauty was crying, and she almost felt sorry for her.The handsome, mature guy in a suit next to him with fierce eyes was completely unmoved, and only looked up at the wall clock on the wall: "It's 7 minutes before I get off work, won't it be impossible to leave by then?"

It's really hard to say if this is normal!But today the Disciplinary Committee is here, how dare you?

"Yes, yes! As long as you are still here, I will definitely finish it for you, definitely, definitely!"

Ji Kai: "Sorry for delaying your get off work."

"..." The little girl's face turned red!

Because, although the eyes are fierce, the voice is not fierce at all!Such a gentle, steady feeling—it's over.I feel a little sympathetic to the one who was forced to divorce!Maybe this... is the ideal type in life?No wonder it is so uncomfortable and reluctant!

"Brother Kai, do you really want me?" Zhu Ling's voice was hoarse, low and pitiful, "But you, when you were teaching in school, if students made mistakes, wouldn't you give them another chance?"

"How many times have I given you a chance?"

Ji Kai's eyes turned cold: "It's still the same sentence, if you don't sign today, tomorrow at ten o'clock, I will directly bring all the evidence to the court to sue. Your reputation and future are gone? Do you really want to push me to that point?"

Zhu Ling's body trembled, and his beautiful eyes completely dimmed, as if they had completely lost their luster.I signed with a trembling pen tip, and tears fell on the paper.

The little girl took the paper, and the entire agreement was stained with tears.I don't understand - what you said just now, it sounds like the handsome guy with the earrings is the one who did the wrong thing, but he was crying so wronged, there must be something hidden, how pitiful.

"do not want!"

"Please, don't take it away for me, can you?"

The little girl was dumbfounded, she had just picked up the marriage certificate.That handsome guy with earrings was so anxious as if she took his life away!

"No, I won't take it away, it's just stamped and canceled! Don't cry!"

"Then, can you not cover it?"

……

The little girl's heart softened like a puddle of water.Helpless, her main job is to stamp the divorce stamp, and she really has to stamp it!

"You, don't be so sad." When I went back, seeing the man sobbing and shaking, I couldn't bear to persuade him, "Divorce is not necessarily a bad thing, there must be new happiness waiting for you in the future Woolen cloth."

"After all, you are someone who once wanted to join hands for the rest of your life, or... I hope that the two of you can be happy together. Don't hold any resentment in your heart. If you want to open up, when time passes, you will look back and believe Both of you must sincerely wish each other happiness.”

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a little regretful, wondering if I had said something wrong.

Because, the handsome guy with the earrings cried even worse, and the other person's eyes were also red.

"Zhu Ling, I sincerely hope that you can live well in the future."

"Brother Kai..."

"Hope you have a good life in the future, I hope I never know."

The little girl froze.Is this a blessing?This is simply a mind blow.The man left after speaking, and the handsome guy with the earrings was crying alone, and she wanted to cry too.

Woo.Why is it so difficult to go to class...

……

Outside the Civil Affairs Bureau, there were only Ying Jian and Li Weidu in the car.

"After all, it turns out that you are the one who called, Little Fairy's boyfriend? Disrespect, disrespect!"

"Ex-boyfriend." Li Weidu corrected.

As for where the others are now...they rushed to a famous cake workshop nearby to order a "divorce celebration" cake!

"You all really don't like Zhu Ling?"

"How should I put it, when he wasn't popular before, everyone had a pretty good relationship. But after he became popular, it's just, alas...it's hard to say. It's a pity if you want to say it, because he was really good to Brother Kai in the past. But no matter how good it was before, you can’t take it anymore if you cheated.”

Li Weidu: "I just heard that you have dinner together tonight."

"What do you want?"

"Take me one."

"Not so good!" Ying Jianxin said that I would not take the blame for it!At that time, I can't say hello as I like, everyone must blame me for bringing a stranger to spoil the atmosphere, "Well, Mr. Li, aren't you a boss? My little mutton skewer restaurant, huh, huh, oily smoke and meat, to be honest, it's not your high-end stomach I can bear it..."

Li Weidu: "I treat you."

Ying Jian: "That's great! Come on!"