Hey, where is my knife?

The mutton restaurant owned by the owner of the barbecue shop is actually smaller and dilapidated than Li Weidu imagined.

Of course, as a local tyrant who only dined in high-end restaurants, Li Weidu didn't understand the fact that there is a lobby, [-] or [-] tables inside and outside, eight employees, a booming business, and two independent large boxes. , It is already considered the Kempinski of barbecue stalls.

As for the resplendent place he fantasized about, a high-end club lit with incense and eating candlelight cumin lamb kebabs with red wine, I'm afraid it can only be a mysterious existence that only exists in another world.

……

In the car just now, when the owner heard that he was going to treat guests, he immediately treated him with warmth like a spring breeze.

He stretched out his hand and said enthusiastically, "I win Jian."

Li Weidu found it difficult to understand.Although Ji Kai, from the first glance, can feel that his painting style is not quite the same as that of normal people, but he did not expect that even his friends are so strange - there are really people who have such honest eyes, and they are so friendly to strangers as soon as they open their mouths. Do people describe themselves so bluntly?

Later, I finally figured out that his name is Yingjian.

Really, what's wrong with the surname Win?I'm afraid it's not the child's real parents who named it, right?

……

"Happy Divorce~Happy Divorce~Ooooh~"

"Happy divorce~ I wish you happiness~ Brother Kai can find a better one~"

In the private room of the barbecue shop, cute little forest tree-shaped candles were lit on the two-layer brown bear art cake, and a group of rough men danced wildly beside them.The voices were actually divided into parts, and the chorus of "Aoooooooo" and "Ahahah" was orderly.

Really, it's a wild dance of demons.

It is said that most of Ji Kai’s friends met in the gym, so there is nothing to say about one or two figures, but judging by the face...it is really difficult to describe.

Leaving aside the "Gargantel" in the population, Li Weidu really thinks that this group of people can form a real-life team of "Plants vs. Zombies", maybe it will become popular!

First of all, Yingjian's face is exactly the same as the cactus that can spit thorns in the game.Jiang Xiaobai is as weak as a clover in a small electric fan.Dr. Li has a sense of déjà vu of double haired peas.Others are more like ice mushrooms and hot peppers. It is said that there is a painter who has not come, known as "Little Sunflower".

I don't know if it was set off by these monsters and ghosts.

Ji Kai was sitting among them, and his appearance tonight was extremely high.

Li Weidu felt that this was probably all due to the good clothes he picked.

Ji Kai went for a divorce today, but instead of wearing a small vest, a broken T-shirt and flip-flops, he wore a haute couture suit that can show a good figure, long legs, wide shoulders and narrow waist. This person may have finally figured it out after suffering a lot. , decided to completely break away from the aesthetics of street stalls, and develop into a mature, calm, intellectual and elegant high-quality handsome guy from then on, it is really gratifying!

Li Weidu felt that he had saved the world with his dignity.

……

However, Ji Kai "developed" a ghost?

It's just that since he came back from city A that day, he has been so preoccupied that he hasn't eaten, drank, washed or rinsed, and he hasn't had time to change his clothes!

Now sitting in a suit and eating barbecue, how awkward it is.

He was not dressed like usual, and thinking about how messy the house was, he would be alone from now on. All the previous daily routines were gone, and he raised his paw and rubbed Zuo Lv beside him with a rather haggard face: "Yan , How about I go to sleep at your house tonight?"

Lawyer Gargantel Zuo: "Brother Kai, I can understand that you have had ups and downs these past few days. You are lonely and empty, but it's not good to be acquainted?"

"..."

"I sincerely regard you as a brother, but you want to sleep with me and turn your good circle of friends into a circle of friends with sex. How can you continue to have fun together in the future?"

Ji Kai: "I want to sleep at your house, not you!"

Who wants to sleep with you!If I hadn’t had a home and couldn’t go back, if it wasn’t for Xiaoyan at Li Mingxin’s house, if it wasn’t for Jiang Xiaobai living with his parents, or if he couldn’t stand the cumin smell in Yingjian’s store, it would be his turn to display weird things like a clock tower of terror of your home?

……

Until Zhu Ling returns the key, Ji Kai will not return to that "home" again.

In case you accidentally run into each other, what the hell is the Qiong Yao series, and continue to make trouble.

A few hours ago at the Civil Affairs Bureau, Zhu Ling refused to put pen to paper and sign, pulling his clothes and crying to him about the past.

"Brother Kai, baby bear, what would I do without you?"

"I still remember the first time you talked to me in the fast food restaurant that year... It was midsummer at that time, there were no customers at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the cicadas were very loud. I was really, really happy that day, It’s the first time I feel that part-time work is not tiring at all, it’s so worthwhile and so exciting!”

"I never told you, and you probably wouldn't believe it. But in fact, I've been paying attention to you since the first time I saw you come to eat in the store. I look forward to your coming every day, and you never know I have been hiding behind the cashier and watching you smile, and I like to see you eating deliciously and devouring your food the most."

"Looking at your happy and satisfied appearance, people can eat two more bowls of rice."

"You like to order rice with fish-flavored shredded pork and add a glass of lemonade. Every day I tell the big brother in the kitchen with a hippie smile that you are not full and ask him to serve you more shredded pork. I have been thinking about when you can pay attention to me. Well, it would be nice if you could take a serious look at me when you pass by the cash register. Every time I give you change, I always think about the day when I will have the courage to touch your hand..."

"Brother Kai, it's all my fault."

"It's all my fault for making things like this."

"Can you not go? I don't dare anymore, I can't live without you. Can you, can you not leave me?"

Can you not leave.

The second floor of the Civil Affairs Bureau was in the shade, and it was a bit chilly in the evening.Ji Kai just felt like he was playing tricks on his head, and suddenly wanted to have another serious fight with Zhu Ling in the end—press him against the wall and ask him, is it me?Is that what I want to leave?

Is it something I'm willing to leave?While saying "I love you" and "Don't go", while making things out with the little goblin, who is the one who splits into two people?

Zhu Ling, isn't it... I didn't teach you the rules.

Three years of marriage, am I completely wrong.Is it because you are too used to you, and you are too reluctant to suffer a little grievance, and finally make you such a hopeless and irresponsible look.

Fortunately, in addition to the ticking wall clock of the Civil Affairs Bureau urging the cut-off time for getting off work, there were also calls from the film crew every 10 minutes to remind me.

The agent was talking hard over there, and the director was cursing over there.Accused Zhu Ling of playing a big game, saying that all the seniors in the whole crew were waiting for him to go back to filming alone, telling him to go back to City C before [-] o'clock, if he can't go back, never go back, and never cooperate again!

That director is very famous and has deep roots in the entertainment industry. Zhu Ling didn't dare to offend him.

So it was really hard.He staggered after wiping his tears here, but he had to pack up his broken heart and rush back to the film and television city by taxi to film his completely ungrounded urban romantic love comedy.And he tensed up the whole time, maintaining his usual cool and handsome image, all his heart was broken and he was holding back and swallowing.

Before leaving, Ji Kai made an appointment with him to give him another three days after he finished work and returned to City S in two days.

Within three days, Zhu Ling wanted to go home obediently, pack up all his belongings, and leave the keys on the table.In order to prevent discomfort and embarrassment, and to avoid all kinds of troubles in the near future, everyone should not meet again.

The meaning of Jiyoutuan is that Zhu Ling did something wrong, brother Kai, why don't you let him go out of the house?

On this point, Ji Kai has his own ideas.

When he first got together with Zhu Ling, he had his own small house and a small broken car.In the past three years, Zhu Ling has earned a lot of money, but the money is also closely related to his hard work in catching up with announcements and shows these days, the grievances suffered by the smiling faces that accompany him, and the hard work of staying up all night.

Now that they want to separate, Ji Kai doesn't want to take other people's hard-earned money.He only wants two things, one is the apartment he lives in now, and the other is the old 20 Magotan in the garage that Zhu Ling doesn't bother to drive anyway.

The main reason for wanting this house is that Lei Nanyu and Li Mingxin live upstairs.

I haven't told Xiaoyan about the divorce yet.

I will say it one day, and I don't know how the child will react.What Ji Kai thought was that no matter how angry Xiao Yan was, sad, sad and puzzled, he would not be angry with his godfathers.Then, as long as he is still willing to stay at Lei Nanyu's house, the fate will not be broken just like that.

Of course, as a real estate with the best location and location in S City, this house is much more expensive than the one that Ji Kai sold for Zhu Ling.

But Ji Kai believed that Zhu Ling would not care about this with him.

In fact it is.Zhu Ling didn't say a word, and offered it with both hands with the puppy ears drooping: "Brother Kai, you also take me, my money, and all my deposits! I don't want any of them!"

But still the same sentence, Ji Kai didn't want to take the money.

First of all, he himself has a salary.Secondly, although he doesn't want to take advantage of the little goblin in the future, he is even more unwilling to take the money and be blown into pillows by the little goblin, "See? He's just trying to get your money!"

Ji Kai knew that he was probably still a bit stuck.

Now that they have separated completely, before they left, they said "I hope you have a good life, I hope I never know", before leaving, do you still care about the little goblin's smearing yourself in the future?It's better to take a lot of money and go out to roam around, how beneficial it is!

But he is also aware of a very sad fact - it is impossible for him to "not know" whether Zhu Ling will live well in the future.

People are stars.

Billboards, entertainment news, computers, television, everywhere.

Unless you close the door to thank guests, give up your mobile phone or computer and become a primitive person, you will always have to be hit again and again every now and then, right?

Especially in the future, if he really made it public with the little goblin, he would always show his affection and be on the top trending list. After watching it, how can he not feel aggrieved or uncomfortable at all?

Ji Kai thought it was fair.If you want to suffer in the future, you can't let Lao Tzu suffer alone.

I'm so good, I'm not sorry for you at all, you lost it because of half-hearted play!Your grandma is a bear, why don't you feel uncomfortable?It must be difficult for anyone!

I don't owe you anything.You can't make it up to me, so the guilt in your heart won't fade away so easily.

Ying Jian brought the menu, Ji Kai took it with a smile, ordered meat skewers and vegetarian dishes, and shouted with a smile, "Ying Jian! I want porridge! Hurry up and cook a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge for me~", secretly but in a trance Darkly fantasizing about a scene in the future.

When Zhu Ling came back to pack his things, he would probably only take some of his clothes and cosmetics.That person was not a very careful person, and it was impossible for him to think of going to the medicine cabinet next to the refrigerator to take away the stomach medicine he used all year round.

Naturally, he would not have discovered that in the medicine drawer, there were several pairs of cufflinks that Ji Kai secretly hid for him.

Zhu Ling loves to dress up, and he pays special attention to the exquisite and perfect details.

You can't live buying a shirt without getting new cuff buttons.

However, cufflinks are just like girls' hair ties and earrings. Once they are taken off, even if they are placed on the bedside table, they will disappear mysteriously many times.

Ji Kai is also a careless person, but it is Zhu Ling who is at home because he is in a hurry to go out and can't find cufflinks. It was unique, so I secretly bought it.

If he wants to go crazy next time, just give him some surprises.

As a result, the surprise was not given, and it became an eternal idle thing.

So he began to think that not only could he not take Zhu Ling's money, but he must sort out those stomach medicines and send them to Zhu Ling together with the small box of cufflinks after returning home.

After the divorce, the little goblin will definitely try her best to win her over with tenderness.With Xinhuan in his arms, Zhu Ling didn't feel much at first when he received the things he sent.

But it doesn't matter, in another three to five months, when the newcomer changes into the old one, when the cinnabar mole turns into mosquito blood, when Zhu Ling wakes up in the morning and finds that another shirt cuff button has fallen off and he can't find a replacement, he will There will be feelings.

He'd think he'd lost someone who'd buy him such a little thing.

Then in the future, when he wakes up with a stomachache again one night, and he can't find medicine anywhere, he will have a psychological breakdown.I will think of someone preparing medicine for him at home, I will think of someone who hugged him tightly at night and stayed up all night to warm his stomach, and I will realize how much I have been blessed by heaven.

……

The mutton skewers came up, and so did the porridge.

Regardless of his appearance, Ying Jian has a bit of a unique skill to be able to open a popular small restaurant.Ji Kai was immersed in YY, and when he took a bite of mutton skewers, he was immediately enveloped in a sense of happiness that was spicy and delicious——

What are you thinking?Send him medicine!Send a P!

Life is so beautiful, even if you are wronged and unwilling, why waste time and energy on things that have already been lost?

Zhu Ling is lucky, he is handsome and sweet-mouthed, and someone loves him, so naturally there is a little goblin who takes good care of him!Let him have medicine, buttons, hot dishes, hot soup and warmth.A heartless dog will never be sincere, never content, and never think of you!

If you stare at him, you are masochistic!Take the time to find your second spring!Isn't it?There are also many people looking for Lao Tzu!

Really a lot.

Ji Kai knew that he was in demand, but he didn't realize that he was so in demand until he got divorced! ?

Just a few minutes after leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, the matter was poked out by some big mouth.On the way from the Civil Affairs Bureau to the barbecue restaurant, it took only half an hour in total, and he received more than a dozen text messages in a row, either directly confessing his love, or secretly probing and probing!

That mood made me feel bloody - I just said it!I'm having a hormonal explosion, right?Half the gym is peeping while you take off your jacket and puff on the treadmill!All, in, look!

Let Xiaobai Zhanji run up and try!If he runs to death, will someone watch? !

What is not humane is that the market is good, but the people who hooked up with him are inexplicably a little confused?

At least nine of the ten are beauties, but they are not handsome, tall and cold temperament beauties like Zhu Ling, Li Weidu, and Li Mingxin. On the contrary, almost all of them are fair-skinned, big-eyed, flirtatious, and small. Jiang Xiaobai, Ye Yin and the like.

The first three words of the text message are "Brother Kai" and the last three words are "Memoda", claiming to be "renjia".

"..."

There is also a simple and straightforward: "Brother Kai, ask for a date and be lucky, and make sure your waist is soft and not entangled. Tight, itchy. MUA~"

Ji Kai: Do some people have a big misunderstanding of Lao Tzu?

……

It is really inconvenient to wear a suit to eat barbecue. The mutton skewers are sizzling hot oil, and accidentally splashed on the legs, so I quickly got up and went to the bathroom to deal with it.The bathroom in Yingjian store was very dimly lit, and looking in the mirror, it was gloomy everywhere. Ji Kai was squeezing the hand sanitizer, when a big face suddenly appeared behind him.

"Fuck!"

"Yingjian, when did you learn to walk without making a sound! You scared me to death! I thought Hanako came out of the toilet!"

Ying Jian: "Hey, how can there be Hanako in such a prosperous area in the city center? Seriously, Brother Kai, what's going on with you and Mr. Li?"

What?What is "what's going on"?

Ji Kai knew that Li Weidu was also there.Although he didn't understand at all why his own brothers were having fun together, why there was an extra "outsider" sitting directly opposite him for no reason.In the whole process, the mutton skewers, mushrooms, and rice cakes were peeled into small plates in a weird way, and they were eaten bit by bit with chopsticks.

Simply admire.It is estimated that if there are knives and forks in the Yingjian store, Li Weidu can still show you a western food method to eat mutton skewers!

"Brother Kai. According to my observation, Mr. Li should be sincere to you."

"Bang!" As if someone knocked hard on his ear with two gongs, Ji Kai thought, what did I hear just now?

"Why don't you accept him? At least give him a chance to pursue you. He's pretty handsome, and he broke up with that little goblin anyway. If the little goblin robs your man, you also rob his man. Is it fair?"

"Yingjian," Ji Kai stretched out the back of his hand sympathetically, and rubbed Yingjian's forehead, "Did you pinch your head with the walnut door again today?"

He is present.But Laozi ignored him the whole time, and he ignored Laozi the whole time.You can find out the breath of adultery even if you treat each other as air?

"Brother Kai, you didn't watch the group, did you?"

"..."

"Damn it, you didn't watch the group! You really patronized and ate for so long just now, you? You missed [-] million yuan! Do you know how much red envelopes President Li sent to everyone during the meal? Everyone was passionate Crazy grabbing, okay!?"

"..." Ji Kai vaguely remembered that at the dinner table just now, the atmosphere was quite lively.

Sometimes there was a burst of cheers, and sometimes weeping again and again.But he was too hungry, so he only cared about eating, thinking that there was a wonderful football game playing on the TV in a blind spot that he couldn't see, and he didn't care what the hell those people were screaming about.

Ying Jian took out his mobile phone and showed it to Ji Kai.

Ji Kai: "Damn!!! How did Li Weidu get into our internal group?"

"Because he said to give out red envelopes."

"But don't we 'take medicine to fight East China Hongxing Gang' need more than one year of assessment period and the unanimous consent of the members of the group to allow new members?"

"Boss Li said that he wants to give out red envelopes!"

Ji Kai: "The mere red envelopes took you down? Promised good brothers are loyal, can't be moved by poverty, and can't be subdued by might?"

"Didn't you say that rich people can't be promiscuous?"

"..."

"Brother Kai, look, Mr. Li is really generous! I have drawn more than 1000 red envelopes in a short while! Zuo Yan is lucky, and he directly won more than 3000! I haven't asked Jiang Xiaobai and them yet! We are ten A big group of five people! How willing to spend money to give out this red envelope? So Mr. Li... No, Brother Weidu is absolutely sincere to you!"

At that moment, Ji Kai fully realized what a Mackay Nero style shit is.

To whom? ?To whom are you sincere!

The brain power of you people...

"Brother Kai, don't you believe it! Think about it, who else did he know at the dinner table besides you? This is the first time for all of us to meet him, so why does he insist on having dinner with us? You want to spend money so hard to please us? It's not for you!"

"..."

"Think about it again, why did he call you, and why did he make a special trip to watch your divorce? The truth is already coming out, he just took a fancy to you! It's obvious!"

"I think so, he might have fallen in love with Jiang Xiaobai." After all, only Jiang Xiaobai and that Xiaobai Zhanji were of the same type in this room.

Say so.In fact, Ji Kai still felt a little smug in his heart.

There’s a certain logic—it’s weird to say it’s weird, and it’s kind of reasonable to say it’s not weird—you tried your best to hook the one that belonged to me, but the original one in your house immediately ran towards me.Just after we broke up, I immediately left you behind, which shows that Lao Tzu's charm is infinitely greater than yours!

However, Ji Kai also knew that this was unlikely.

is unlikely.

Anyway, put Ji Kai here, even if the divorce has been filed, even if the feelings for Zhu Ling are so complicated that I can't figure it out, but if you say that you will start a new relationship immediately——

There has to be a recovery period.

Who should not take it easy when recovering from a serious illness?No matter how delicious the big fish and meat are, can you eat it?

So, now even if you strip off a handsome, rich, domineering and gentle handsome man and send him to bed, and then pile up all the ideal type and cuteness of his life from childhood to adulthood on this person, what should he do? No, it should be hard or hard.

As for Ji Kai's impression of Li Weidu, to be honest, it's not bad.

Although it was very poor at first, it has improved recently.

In any case, although the local rich president may have some brain problems, but it is not so weird - after being made to cry by his lecture in the hospital that day, he suddenly came to his senses, and suddenly realized that Ji Kai is so knowledgeable, wise and wise. I just really like it, like it?

impossible!There must be fraud!

The author has something to say: It's really impossible to chase after brother Kai just after breaking up. Mr. Li has his own set of brain-dead logic in sending red envelopes.

The sweet (keng) sweet (die) relationship between Mr. Li and Brother Kai will be pulled up soon, but not today.