Hey, where is my knife?

What Li Weidu said on the other end of the phone, Ji Kai didn't hear clearly at first.

Still in a hangover, with slight tinnitus, and seems to have lost part of the memory of last night, trying to recover some fragments and blanks that have been eroded by alcohol.

Zuo Yan snatched the broken mobile phone with hands-free effect.

The lawyer had an occupational disease, pressed a record button and put it back on the table, and raised a finger to signal everyone to silence.

Ji Kai continued to be confused by himself - what did I do last night?Why is it that the whole house looks like it has been robbed by a group of thieves, and the whole place is in a mess?

Zhu Ling's clothes and shoes were all ripped out of the shoe rack in the closet and thrown everywhere.Some even hang from refrigerators and... chandeliers?

There are one or two clips sporadically, a group of people ehhhhhhh, drunken and crazy all over the room smashing and grabbing.

It's all nerves.

……

Among the wreckage that seemed to have been hit by a tornado, several things were neatly stacked.

A stack of divorce papers.

Not only was there nothing messy, but even the signature was finished.Ji Kai flipped through it, and even signed every one of them!

Of course, it's hard to say whether I signed it myself.

Some look like his fonts, others are suspicious.Another thing to look at is the crooked handwriting of Ying Jian, the owner of the barbecue shop, which looks like an earthworm crawling, and the gorgeous and ghostly characters read "Liar Zhu Ling, divorce!"

Show it to Ying Jian, Ying Jian has no memory of when it was written - this, if someone slipped him an IOU last night, wouldn't he have signed it?

Next to the agreement, there are copies of ambiguous chat records, ring invoices and a series of dense "evidence in court" piled up in an orderly manner.Probably another occupational disease of lawyers, and deliberately lined up with the big cut on the dining table that was poked open by a knife.

... are all talents.It feels like everything is in place except for a showdown.

To be honest, Ji Kai has been calm for so many days, and he has almost reached his limit.

Just as he was thinking about whether he should just rush to City C with the agreement and just throw it in Zhu Ling's face, the live broadcast of Zhu Ling and the little goblin, a wild mandarin duck couple, was getting better.

The black humor of life is sometimes so precise and timely-you are looking for a bridge, and someone directly paves the way for you at the other end.

"Dry……"

The owner of the barbecue shop was so angry that he looked like a purple eggplant. He couldn't hold back his sleeves many times and wanted to jump his feet. Zuo Yan dragged and pressed him on the sofa with a blank expression.

It was so easy for Ji Kai to finish saying "I will fulfill you", and he poked his big face on the screen of the phone fiercely: "Fucking Zhu Ling, you are so fucking good! If you are so good, come back to me today, see I will kill you with an iron skewer with leeks on it!"

The crowd was furious.So much so that after Zhu Ling reacted, the explanation of "Brother Kai, Brother Kai is not like this" was completely lost in a bunch of screams and roars.

Zuo Yan: "Have you discussed it with Little Fairy's boyfriend beforehand?"

Ji Kai shook his head, Li Weidu's mind has always been absolutely unpredictable, who knows what he is thinking?But anyway, he has been hammered and hammered in the past few days, and he is no longer afraid at all.

The real incriminating evidence is in the old mobile phone, on the ring invoice.As for the phone call just now, it just happened to be more sinful.

After Li Weidu hung up the phone, Zhu Ling started calling Ji Kai's phone continuously.

"Take it! Brother Kai, we are not cowardly! I scold him to death!"

Ji Kai shook his head.Let Zhu Ling's incoming call keep flashing on the broken screen, and don't turn off the phone, just let him suffer.

I have been suffering a lot these past few days, and I have to pay for what I have been told.

……

"You guys, are you really not leaving?"

The melon and fruit shells fell on the tea table.

After last night's tossing, the whole family was already in such a mess that it was impossible for a god to save it. After being ruined by a few big men for another two hours, it has shown a state of completely letting go of itself.The sofa was half full of sundries and half full of people. Zuo Yan had nowhere to sit but could only sit at the dining table.

It made Ji Kai have the illusion that his home had too few green plants and had been captured by giant Gargantals.

Zuo Yan: "I'm not leaving, I'm on vacation today. When Zhu Ling comes back later, legal disputes can be resolved face to face. My daily consultation fee is [-] an hour, so you can treat it as friendship. "

"..."

"Then, I won't leave." The owner of the barbecue shop laughed, "My shop is only open at night, and I don't have much to do during the day, so I'll just stay at your house and just pretend I don't exist."

In the barbecue restaurant of Yingjian, the LED light sign circulates a honey-sweet advertisement slogan "Mutton is guaranteed to be fresh, if it is not fresh, you will call me in the face".Ji Kai can be seen today, the owner of this shop should indeed be an honest person, unlike Zuo Yan who also found a high-sounding excuse, he is not.

I just want to watch the fun, so I just say it openly.

"Where are you guys?" Ji Kai looked at the other people, "Do civil servants dare to skip work? Isn't it appropriate!"

Several people were stared into sweat: "Go! Go! Go! Let's go! Go to work!"

Pushing and shoving just left for a while, Ding Dong——

Fuck! "Didn't you say you're leaving?!"

"I ran into a fruit seller downstairs. I saw that the durians were pretty good. I knew Brother Kai liked them, so I brought two of them up for Brother Kai."

"I never eat durian!"

"Let's eat, let's eat! Brother Kai, do you have something to drink?"

"..." Finding the wrong partner, making the wrong friends, life is a complete failure.

Ji Kai had nothing to say.

However, only 15 minutes later, it was discovered that the two bottles of salt soda exchanged for combat effectiveness.is worth it.

……

It usually takes two hours by car from City C to City S.

Zhu Ling didn't delay even a second, two hours and ten minutes.His face was pale, and he hurried back.

From the first time I saw the storm-like situation in the house, I was completely stunned.

He began to realize the seriousness of this incident.

It's not that I haven't seen Ji Kai angry before.However, there has never been such a situation where the tables and chairs were all smashed, the floor was knocked up, the photo frame was smashed to pieces, and the whole house was in a mess.

Not only did it not happen in the past three years, but according to Zhu Ling's understanding of Ji Kai's whole person, it is impossible for him to ever happen.

Ji Kai is very good at fighting, and occasionally has a bit of a bad temper.But after being together for five years, the end of all conflicts and quarrels is "move to the small bench, Brother Kai will reason with you".

The most serious thing was stabbing the dining table with a knife. I have never been so hysterical, let alone a group of door god-like people at home?

This is to play for real.

Zhu Ling didn't express anything on his face, but his heart instantly panicked.

Although he was crazily impatient and uncomfortable all the way back, but all he could think about was how to coax him this time and how long it would take to coax him well.Unexpectedly, it seemed that Ji Kai really didn't plan to have a relationship with him this time.

……

not calm.calm.

It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable because it's all over with just one phone call!

Ji Kai understands him!He should know that he was just angry, and he was just tricked by Li Weidu, he should know!

"It's just in time~" In the group of gay friends, Jiang Xiaobai, a civil servant, is a real noob.

He has been known for his "no wink" all the year round, and he doesn't know how this kind of person got into the civil servants alive.Today, I carried forward Xiaobai's spirit even more, when I saw someone coming in, I immediately looked down at my watch.

"The Civil Affairs Bureau closes at 05:30, and it's less than 03:30 now. Didn't you just say that it's better to hit the day and settle it today? I heard from the service window that people queue up in the morning, but nothing happens in the afternoon. People, just right."

Zhu Ling felt stabbed so hard from behind by the quilt that he almost vomited blood.

Originally thinking that he must keep a calm mind, he collapsed in an instant.The words "Civil Affairs Bureau" and "solve it today" kept jumping in my mind.Turning his head slowly, viciously and viciously, he looked at the innocent little bitch on the sofa——

I have no grievances or enmities with you!What are you gloating over there!

……

Among Ji Kai's friends, Zhu Ling only likes Lei Nanyu to be honest.People are enthusiastic and never tell stories.

Zuo Yan is self-righteous and always likes to dictate other people's family affairs, while Ying Jian is a big-breasted mutton kebab seller.As for the little bitch who spoke just now... Zhu Ling finally remembered who he was!

A year ago, I met him once at Ji Kai's birthday party, and he was always ready to move, pretending to be silly!Isn't it him who wagged his big tail and stuck to Ji Kai's body!

His mind was buzzing, and his eyes met. The little vixen seemed to be frightened by him.Yingying rolled her upturned eyes, and innocently and pitifully called out "Brother Kai~"!Zhu Ling got angry and "cracked" and came up, rushed to the sofa in three steps and lifted him up, wishing to kill the little slut in front of him in seconds.

"Little vixen, I haven't seen you for a year, isn't it? Is your ability growing? Are you capable? What are you! Why are you sitting in my house?"

Jiang Xiaobai trembled, like a small white flower in the wind, with a lovely and innocent face: "Brother Kai, brother Kai...scary! You, you care about him?"

"Zhu Ling, it's none of his business, let him go."

"I said let go—!"

Zhu Ling was shaken by the yelling, and his momentum collapsed in an instant.Turning his face slowly, he was shocked and at a loss: "Brother Kai, you, are you protecting him?"

Ji Kai suddenly remembered that on the night of his wedding anniversary, he was bitten by a goblin and pushed the goblin to the side of the road with his backhand. Zhu Ling looked distressed when he went to check.

If you don't believe me, look up, the way of heaven is reincarnated!

Jiang Xiaobai is actually a straight man, but he is the only one in their group who can't develop muscles no matter how hard he exercises.Naturally, she has fair complexion and delicate skin, and likes to wear a little red earring.He doesn't look like a straight male civil servant in an agency at all, he really looks like a coquettish goblin.

Some people are genuinely interesting.Turning the angle of view, I immediately knew that something was wrong with the little white lotus?

Sensen felt vicious in his heart: "I'll just protect him, what's wrong?"

Zhu Ling suddenly seemed like a drowned rat who had been poured with a basin of water, or like a dumb man who had been poured a whole bowl of Coptis chinensis.

Just like that, I was trembling all over: "Kai, Brother Kai, I know you are angry with me."

"But, can you listen to my explanation? The content of that phone call is not true! There is really nothing between me and Ye Yin!"

"You only heard the voice, but didn't see what happened! You don't know how hateful Li Weidu's aloof expression is! He is so proud, he keeps saying that he can kill me, he wants to kill me, I am so angry Only when you are angry and crazy will you speak without choice!"

I didn't wait for an answer for a long time.He could only lower his head aggrievedly and stretch out his finger, hooking the corner of the man's shirt, but it was not brushed away.

The little flame of hope ignited "scratch", and Zhu Ling took the courage to secretly look at Ji Kai's face.The eyes are not cold, although they are not as warm and soft as usual, but there should be no room for redemption?

In the first place, there shouldn't be no room for redemption.

It was just a phone call against my will, and I made the house like this, and brought people to partner with me to bully me.Zhu Ling was suddenly so wronged, so wronged, his eyes turned red when he thought about it.

"I really... I am wholeheartedly for you, Brother Kai, I am wholeheartedly for this family. I said something wrong and made you unhappy, but Brother Kai, you clearly know that those are all angry words, right? ? I'm already introspecting, you know it all, so don't scare me anymore, okay!"

Zhu Ling didn't want to cry badly at first, but the more he talked, the more he felt wronged, and the tears became more uncontrollable.He was going to be scared to death, he was really going to be scared to death by Ji Kai, this feeling was bad, very bad, it was like being immersed in an inescapable nightmare!

Ji Kai's calm voice slowly sounded next to his ear, "Yes, I understand you."

Zhu Ling wiped away his tears, thinking that the world was about to warm up suddenly, and immediately switched from gray-hearted to puppy-eyed, almost wagging his tail.

"Because I know you well, are you tired?"

"..."

"If you're not tired, I'll be tired for you. Zhu Ling, can we stop acting? You still think you can lie to me?"

……play?Zhu Ling was stunned.In a daze, I wonder if I really have a low IQ. After digesting it for a while, I still don't understand what "acting" is, and I don't know what Ji Kai means.cheat?Where did he lie?

His body was pushed, and his back was pressed against the cold wall.Immediately did not dare to move.

Because the appearance of Ji Kai in front of him became so scary, his face was expressionless, but there was a kind of sinister, silent, almost cruel coldness in his eyes.

But why, I already knew I was wrong!Why don't you forgive me?Am I not your favorite, most precious, forever pampered, forever unique...?

"Listen up, Zhu Ling, I'll only say this once."

"The relationship between the two of us is over. You don't need to try to explain anything, and don't try to confuse the public. I will not believe you again. From now on, I will never again. Now, come with me immediately After completing the formalities, we may still be able to get together and relax."

Zhu Ling was stunned, as if he was stunned by some violent bell at that moment.It was really unable to make any sound at all, and could only shake his head desperately and desperately.

What are the procedures?No!

Brother Kai, Brother Kai, it’s not fun anymore!If you scare me like that again, if you...

The sleeve was pulled, and the whole person was dragged towards the door.Even during the tugging, Zhu Ling noticed that Ji Kai still deliberately avoided the touch of his fingertips, as if there were some nasty germs on his skin!

No, Ji Kai, baby bear, I don't believe it!

There was a loud "boom" when the knee hit the leg of the chair that had fallen over.The man obviously heard it, but he didn't care!Or continue to drag vigorously without mercy!

Seeing that he had already dragged him across most of the living room, Zhu Ling became anxious and tried his best to shake off his hand, but he was grabbed by the collar and pressed back hard against the wall again.

Facing him was the blazing aura of a highly aggressive male. It was no longer his cub, but a terrifying creature with piercing eyes that rushed over to eat his flesh and drink his blood.

The author has something to say: Lei Nanyu and Dr. Li are not here, because the godfather team is taking Xiaoyan upstairs.

It's ok, all NPCs can be ignored, if anyone finds it weird here's the explanation.