Hey, where is my knife?
Chapter 17
Early in the morning, I opened the freezer compartment of the refrigerator, and the half-price "Versailles Palace Rose Pure Natural Freshly Baked Grain Mackerel" loaf that was stocked up for breakfast in the supermarket disappeared.
Zhu Ling went out in the middle of the night yesterday, rushing to C City to film a movie, and he must have eaten it on the walk again.
Ji Kai rubbed his hungry and uncomfortable stomach.I rolled my eyes - you also leave a few mouthfuls for me!
So much and I couldn't finish it, I took it all away without saying a word, and I didn't even think about how I would solve my breakfast?Cut it in half!
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Ji Kai only felt a sound drilled into his head.As if facing a formidable enemy, the whole body suddenly tensed up, and out of the corner of the eye, he glanced at the knife holder in the kitchen, which was shining coldly.
……
"Mom! Help! I'm scared to death!"
When I opened the door, there was a salesman wearing a cow apron who was ordering fresh milk and yoghurt from door to door with a terrified expression on his face.
The little brother was very desperate.
Early in the morning, I have had several closed doors in a row, but it is the first time in my life to meet a handsome man who is suspected of being a mafia with a machete of tens of centimeters to open the door!
Oh, if you don’t order milk, you can’t order milk... It’s not going to be in broad daylight, and you can sell breakfast milk for a meal and eat your own life?
……
Ji Kai looked confused, and finally returned to the living room with a stamped fresh milk order.
My head hurts a bit.Dadai pulled out his chair and sat down, thinking of that day.
In the same early morning, the same opened the refrigerator to find that the breakfast bread was gone, and the same doorbell rang.
When he opened it, he was a handsome handsome guy with a slender figure, dressed as if he was about to attend a fashion party.
A close-fitting white shirt with buttons low to the chest and buttons high to the waist, revealing a lot of white and creamy skin.Dark trousers, a small casual suit, a pile of tinkling mess on his left hand, and a sparkling diamond earring on his ear.
She had a pair of almond eyes like a girl, and on that slightly arrogant face, she was particularly looking forward to Gu Shenghui.
Ji Kai still doesn't think it's an illusion—the moment he opened the door, the other party's exquisite face definitely showed a fierce and aggressive look, gearing up and eager to try.
However, the moment he saw his face clearly, it was like being struck by lightning, and then he staggered into layers of self-doubt.
Ji Kai understands people.Deliberately crooked his mouth and eyes, his rascal demeanor grew ten times ten in minutes, and when he leaned out the door with a hulking back, the little beauty was frightened and took several steps back.
……
Ye Yin.The "other half" in the household registration book will never forget the "white moonlight of first love".
In fact, it looks exactly like the billboard.
Ji Kai originally thought that the beauty on the packaging bag of breakfast cakes must be so beautiful that his own mother didn't recognize it, but it turned out that she was fair-skinned and beautiful by nature, and could stand the three-dimensional test.
Zhu Ling said before that the name Ye Yan is very artistic.
The "enzyme" of "enzyme" suits that person very well.
Yin your sister.
Ji Kai is really... from the first time I saw this name, I felt like some kind of indescribable irritating chemical gas that I learned in high school.
Ammonia, looks like Ye Yan's relatives.
Ji Kai's life creed, people will not offend me, I will not offend others.I didn't say the last half of the sentence - if someone offends me, he will be punished even if he is far away.
It was actually very wise for the little beauty to run fast that day.
After all, although Ji Kai thinks he is kind and kind, these attributes are also buried with a reverse blade. When beating someone, he will not feel sorry for you just because you are a fair-skinned and beautiful goblin.
……
Breakfast is very important to Ji Kai.
In other words, food is the most important thing for people, and three meals a day have a serious impact on his mood.
So even though I was half full in silence, it still couldn't affect my determination to eat delicious food.
Decisively go downstairs to the morning market.The soup bag fried dough sticks and egg soup for ten yuan, I drank it to my heart's content.
But just like sipping a whole cup of espresso after a night's sleep, it still can't hide the deep tiredness-the mood is still a bit down overall.
Once the bell is rang, there will be shadows for ten years.
Ordinarily, Zhu Ling blacklisted the guarantee that day, and this matter should be overturned.
But, can it really turn over?Ji Kai can only say that I will do my best.
Heart tired.Fortunately, Ji Kai is a person who is very good at self-regulation of emotions.
Zhu Ling just bought a silver Bentley, which is quietly parked in the underground garage of the community.
……
Women go shopping for clothes when they are in a bad mood, and men drive around in luxury cars when they are in a bad mood.
They're all great ways to reduce stress.
But that day was unlucky. Ji Kai admitted that he drove a little faster because of his irritability, but he did not exceed the road speed limit.
As a result, when the green light at a certain avenue crossing was reached, a handsome black Land Rover that had been driving steadily in front suddenly braked suddenly. He stepped on the brake and slowed down for half a second, and decisively chased after him.
"..."
The red light on the crosswalk was still on, and a few elementary school students carrying schoolbags who did not obey the traffic rules chased after each other, laughing and scattered from the front like the wind.
Even if Land Rover was avoiding them, it would be bad enough.
Both get out of the car.The man from Land Rover is in a suit and leather shoes, with his hair combed back. He has a handsome face, single eyelids, and a raised chin.
In this situation, it should be called... What the hell is so jealous when they meet each other?
Li Weidu's car was hit by his car, and he had a black face and was upset. Ever since he saw that the one who got off the Bentley was actually Ji Kai, he covered his face with a black line and sighed "Nie Yuan".
It's going to be September soon, and the weather is getting colder. Finally, this person is not wearing all kinds of protruding little vests.
But... what's with this super local T-shirt with a huge black and white doge face printed on it, and looking at him with a bewildered smile full of mental pollution? !
From the corner of the eye, he looked at the brand new Bentley whose headlights had been hit and deformed.
You drive a nice car and you dress like this? !
Flip-flops again!
How inseparable are you from your flip flops? !
Also good, very good!Let's see if the traffic police are here, are you fully responsible for your pair of broken slippers!
……
At noon, the two of them walked out of the 4S shop with empty hands.
Without calling the traffic police, Ji Kai obediently accepted full responsibility.I just didn't expect that the repair fee for such a small damage to LandRover would be nearly 20. Fortunately, I bought car insurance.
"Will he blame you?" Li Weidu frowned.
"... At least I will be said a few words." After all, it was a new car that crashed.
"If there are any difficulties, you don't have to take the insurance."
If you don't take the insurance, you will bear the one hundred thousand for me?
Looking at Li Weidu's indescribable little eyes, there is actually something that kind of meaning.I always feel that Mr. Li may have silently made up a long bitter drama-something like the yellow-faced woman's original partner crashed the car, was disgusted and beaten when she returned home, and so on.
Although I'm used to his weird attitude, I still can't laugh or cry.
"You, you're not with Zhu Ling again today."
"Uh……"
"I taught you last time to keep an eye on him and ignore my words? Can you drive a car like that without him? Don't always be stupid!"
Yes yes yes, I really can't drive a Bentley without him.
Inability to vomit.
……
At noon, hungry.Fortunately, there are local tyrants who treat guests to luxurious Japanese food nearby.
Ji Kai had been eyeing this store for a long time, but he was too expensive to come here.
It’s a rare opportunity to once again have a meal full of grievances from Hai Zaiba, and the common people decided to order another sea urchin stewed egg, another foie gras sushi, and another top-quality salmon belly. .
Li Weidu on the opposite side was fine, ignoring a table of delicious food in front of him, and first called to care about the little goblin.
"It's almost one o'clock, now you think of it and ask me if I have eaten?"
The cubicle of the Japanese grocery store is really quiet, so quiet that Ji Kai can even hear Ye Yin's strange voice on the phone clearly.
In fact, the president has been calling Ye Yan all the way, but he didn't get through.But he didn't refute, but continued to ask patiently: "What did you eat?"
"I said, besides 'what did you eat' and 'did you sleep' every day, can't you find any other topics?"
Boss Li actually said "hmm".
"I'm a little worried that you're alone in City C."
"What is there to worry about? I am a big living person, with assistants and managers by my side. Can I lose me? Please, if there is nothing wrong, can you not check my post all day long? Is it annoying? I'm very busy, don't call me anymore, hang up!"
Ji Kai took a bite of the teriyaki shellfish, the sauce was full and crispy.
I sighed in my heart the way Mr. Li and the little goblin get along with each other—can this be tolerated?Anyway, if Zhu Ling dared to hang up his phone so impatiently, he would definitely turn over the table immediately.
This is the magic of the world, that is, one thing descends one thing.
Who would have thought that a local wealthy patron who cooks and pretends to be X, would live so aggrieved at home.
Tsk, it's also the ability of that little fairy!
A decisive attack took away the last baked crab treasure with cheese: "What a coincidence, Ye Yan is also in City C?"
Mr. Li's eyes immediately turned sharp: "Zhu Ling is here?"
"Uh, don't get excited!" Ji Kai snatched away the last piece of foie gras sushi, and swallowed it in one bite, eh!Just wanted to stand up and dance.
"The film and television base is there, and it's normal for everyone to go to filming... Umm, it's delicious! It's okay, maybe we won't meet at all."
Li Weidu secretly evoked a smile.
"It's rare that the weather is not bad today, do you want to visit their class together?"
I have nothing to do?Ji Kai shook his head decisively.
The domineering president put his hand on the dining table and looked provocatively: "If I win, you can come with me, how about it?"
Ji Kai just hehe, arm wrestling?Can I lose to you, a sickly and delicate local tyrant?
"..."
"..."
"Let's go." President Li stood up calmly, ready to pay the bill.
This is not true.
"Don't accept it, come again! Sit down for me!"
boom.
"It's evil! Change your left hand!"
"……"This unscientific.
Li Weidu shook his head and got up: "It's not useful."
Ji Kai looked down at his hands, silently doubting his life.
Zhu Ling went out in the middle of the night yesterday, rushing to C City to film a movie, and he must have eaten it on the walk again.
Ji Kai rubbed his hungry and uncomfortable stomach.I rolled my eyes - you also leave a few mouthfuls for me!
So much and I couldn't finish it, I took it all away without saying a word, and I didn't even think about how I would solve my breakfast?Cut it in half!
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Ji Kai only felt a sound drilled into his head.As if facing a formidable enemy, the whole body suddenly tensed up, and out of the corner of the eye, he glanced at the knife holder in the kitchen, which was shining coldly.
……
"Mom! Help! I'm scared to death!"
When I opened the door, there was a salesman wearing a cow apron who was ordering fresh milk and yoghurt from door to door with a terrified expression on his face.
The little brother was very desperate.
Early in the morning, I have had several closed doors in a row, but it is the first time in my life to meet a handsome man who is suspected of being a mafia with a machete of tens of centimeters to open the door!
Oh, if you don’t order milk, you can’t order milk... It’s not going to be in broad daylight, and you can sell breakfast milk for a meal and eat your own life?
……
Ji Kai looked confused, and finally returned to the living room with a stamped fresh milk order.
My head hurts a bit.Dadai pulled out his chair and sat down, thinking of that day.
In the same early morning, the same opened the refrigerator to find that the breakfast bread was gone, and the same doorbell rang.
When he opened it, he was a handsome handsome guy with a slender figure, dressed as if he was about to attend a fashion party.
A close-fitting white shirt with buttons low to the chest and buttons high to the waist, revealing a lot of white and creamy skin.Dark trousers, a small casual suit, a pile of tinkling mess on his left hand, and a sparkling diamond earring on his ear.
She had a pair of almond eyes like a girl, and on that slightly arrogant face, she was particularly looking forward to Gu Shenghui.
Ji Kai still doesn't think it's an illusion—the moment he opened the door, the other party's exquisite face definitely showed a fierce and aggressive look, gearing up and eager to try.
However, the moment he saw his face clearly, it was like being struck by lightning, and then he staggered into layers of self-doubt.
Ji Kai understands people.Deliberately crooked his mouth and eyes, his rascal demeanor grew ten times ten in minutes, and when he leaned out the door with a hulking back, the little beauty was frightened and took several steps back.
……
Ye Yin.The "other half" in the household registration book will never forget the "white moonlight of first love".
In fact, it looks exactly like the billboard.
Ji Kai originally thought that the beauty on the packaging bag of breakfast cakes must be so beautiful that his own mother didn't recognize it, but it turned out that she was fair-skinned and beautiful by nature, and could stand the three-dimensional test.
Zhu Ling said before that the name Ye Yan is very artistic.
The "enzyme" of "enzyme" suits that person very well.
Yin your sister.
Ji Kai is really... from the first time I saw this name, I felt like some kind of indescribable irritating chemical gas that I learned in high school.
Ammonia, looks like Ye Yan's relatives.
Ji Kai's life creed, people will not offend me, I will not offend others.I didn't say the last half of the sentence - if someone offends me, he will be punished even if he is far away.
It was actually very wise for the little beauty to run fast that day.
After all, although Ji Kai thinks he is kind and kind, these attributes are also buried with a reverse blade. When beating someone, he will not feel sorry for you just because you are a fair-skinned and beautiful goblin.
……
Breakfast is very important to Ji Kai.
In other words, food is the most important thing for people, and three meals a day have a serious impact on his mood.
So even though I was half full in silence, it still couldn't affect my determination to eat delicious food.
Decisively go downstairs to the morning market.The soup bag fried dough sticks and egg soup for ten yuan, I drank it to my heart's content.
But just like sipping a whole cup of espresso after a night's sleep, it still can't hide the deep tiredness-the mood is still a bit down overall.
Once the bell is rang, there will be shadows for ten years.
Ordinarily, Zhu Ling blacklisted the guarantee that day, and this matter should be overturned.
But, can it really turn over?Ji Kai can only say that I will do my best.
Heart tired.Fortunately, Ji Kai is a person who is very good at self-regulation of emotions.
Zhu Ling just bought a silver Bentley, which is quietly parked in the underground garage of the community.
……
Women go shopping for clothes when they are in a bad mood, and men drive around in luxury cars when they are in a bad mood.
They're all great ways to reduce stress.
But that day was unlucky. Ji Kai admitted that he drove a little faster because of his irritability, but he did not exceed the road speed limit.
As a result, when the green light at a certain avenue crossing was reached, a handsome black Land Rover that had been driving steadily in front suddenly braked suddenly. He stepped on the brake and slowed down for half a second, and decisively chased after him.
"..."
The red light on the crosswalk was still on, and a few elementary school students carrying schoolbags who did not obey the traffic rules chased after each other, laughing and scattered from the front like the wind.
Even if Land Rover was avoiding them, it would be bad enough.
Both get out of the car.The man from Land Rover is in a suit and leather shoes, with his hair combed back. He has a handsome face, single eyelids, and a raised chin.
In this situation, it should be called... What the hell is so jealous when they meet each other?
Li Weidu's car was hit by his car, and he had a black face and was upset. Ever since he saw that the one who got off the Bentley was actually Ji Kai, he covered his face with a black line and sighed "Nie Yuan".
It's going to be September soon, and the weather is getting colder. Finally, this person is not wearing all kinds of protruding little vests.
But... what's with this super local T-shirt with a huge black and white doge face printed on it, and looking at him with a bewildered smile full of mental pollution? !
From the corner of the eye, he looked at the brand new Bentley whose headlights had been hit and deformed.
You drive a nice car and you dress like this? !
Flip-flops again!
How inseparable are you from your flip flops? !
Also good, very good!Let's see if the traffic police are here, are you fully responsible for your pair of broken slippers!
……
At noon, the two of them walked out of the 4S shop with empty hands.
Without calling the traffic police, Ji Kai obediently accepted full responsibility.I just didn't expect that the repair fee for such a small damage to LandRover would be nearly 20. Fortunately, I bought car insurance.
"Will he blame you?" Li Weidu frowned.
"... At least I will be said a few words." After all, it was a new car that crashed.
"If there are any difficulties, you don't have to take the insurance."
If you don't take the insurance, you will bear the one hundred thousand for me?
Looking at Li Weidu's indescribable little eyes, there is actually something that kind of meaning.I always feel that Mr. Li may have silently made up a long bitter drama-something like the yellow-faced woman's original partner crashed the car, was disgusted and beaten when she returned home, and so on.
Although I'm used to his weird attitude, I still can't laugh or cry.
"You, you're not with Zhu Ling again today."
"Uh……"
"I taught you last time to keep an eye on him and ignore my words? Can you drive a car like that without him? Don't always be stupid!"
Yes yes yes, I really can't drive a Bentley without him.
Inability to vomit.
……
At noon, hungry.Fortunately, there are local tyrants who treat guests to luxurious Japanese food nearby.
Ji Kai had been eyeing this store for a long time, but he was too expensive to come here.
It’s a rare opportunity to once again have a meal full of grievances from Hai Zaiba, and the common people decided to order another sea urchin stewed egg, another foie gras sushi, and another top-quality salmon belly. .
Li Weidu on the opposite side was fine, ignoring a table of delicious food in front of him, and first called to care about the little goblin.
"It's almost one o'clock, now you think of it and ask me if I have eaten?"
The cubicle of the Japanese grocery store is really quiet, so quiet that Ji Kai can even hear Ye Yin's strange voice on the phone clearly.
In fact, the president has been calling Ye Yan all the way, but he didn't get through.But he didn't refute, but continued to ask patiently: "What did you eat?"
"I said, besides 'what did you eat' and 'did you sleep' every day, can't you find any other topics?"
Boss Li actually said "hmm".
"I'm a little worried that you're alone in City C."
"What is there to worry about? I am a big living person, with assistants and managers by my side. Can I lose me? Please, if there is nothing wrong, can you not check my post all day long? Is it annoying? I'm very busy, don't call me anymore, hang up!"
Ji Kai took a bite of the teriyaki shellfish, the sauce was full and crispy.
I sighed in my heart the way Mr. Li and the little goblin get along with each other—can this be tolerated?Anyway, if Zhu Ling dared to hang up his phone so impatiently, he would definitely turn over the table immediately.
This is the magic of the world, that is, one thing descends one thing.
Who would have thought that a local wealthy patron who cooks and pretends to be X, would live so aggrieved at home.
Tsk, it's also the ability of that little fairy!
A decisive attack took away the last baked crab treasure with cheese: "What a coincidence, Ye Yan is also in City C?"
Mr. Li's eyes immediately turned sharp: "Zhu Ling is here?"
"Uh, don't get excited!" Ji Kai snatched away the last piece of foie gras sushi, and swallowed it in one bite, eh!Just wanted to stand up and dance.
"The film and television base is there, and it's normal for everyone to go to filming... Umm, it's delicious! It's okay, maybe we won't meet at all."
Li Weidu secretly evoked a smile.
"It's rare that the weather is not bad today, do you want to visit their class together?"
I have nothing to do?Ji Kai shook his head decisively.
The domineering president put his hand on the dining table and looked provocatively: "If I win, you can come with me, how about it?"
Ji Kai just hehe, arm wrestling?Can I lose to you, a sickly and delicate local tyrant?
"..."
"..."
"Let's go." President Li stood up calmly, ready to pay the bill.
This is not true.
"Don't accept it, come again! Sit down for me!"
boom.
"It's evil! Change your left hand!"
"……"This unscientific.
Li Weidu shook his head and got up: "It's not useful."
Ji Kai looked down at his hands, silently doubting his life.
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