Hey, where is my knife?

Ji Kai sincerely doubts whether this Mr. Li is poisonous, why would something bad happen when he meets him.

The first time the slipper broke, the second time I spent a night in the hospital, the third time I ran into... Hehe, who said that today's weather is "not bad" just now?

Cars were stuck on the highway, and heavy rain poured down.

The long dragon in front couldn't see the end at a glance, and it moved slowly and slowly. It had been difficult to move an inch on the high speed for more than four hours.Not to mention the drop by drop of water, which was continuously falling from the top of his head, falling straight to Ji Kai's chest.

The man who was kidnapped into the stolen car silently greeted the eighteen generations of Mr. Li's ancestors around him.

"I said, master, your car... why is it still leaking?"

"I'm really sorry," the driver said with an apologetic smile, "I didn't expect that either. It was obviously fine when I came out last time."

Ji Kai was speechless.Glancing to the side from the corner of the eye, he felt a lot of balance in his mind.

Because, if his side is just an hourglass, Li Weidu's side is simply the effect of a large open-air hood.

The rain was pouring down, soaking up his good suit, and he didn't know whether he was shivering from anger or from the cold, which made Ji Kai laugh inwardly that the hairless Phoenix was not as good as a chicken.

"The waterproof strip of your car is all skewed!" The gloomy local tyrant stretched out his hand out of the window angrily, touched it up and down, and slapped it hard, "Have you not maintained the car since you bought it? What's the matter?" Can it not leak? Oh, cheap cars are..."

Ji Kai decisively covered his mouth. "Master, I'm sorry, I'm just joking, forgive me."

Li Weidu glared.

His eyes are already beautiful, especially when the whole face is covered by Ji Kai so that only the eyes can be seen - of course, if those eyes that are pleasing to the eye can stop spewing fire intermittently.

"Shh, calm down." Ji Kai leaned into his ear and whispered to coax him, "Don't speak ill of the driver, what if he gets upset and throws us on the road later?"

"It's not all fucking your fault!" Trying to keep his voice down, Mr. Li, a rare and elegant man, also swears, "I told you to rent a better car and go on the road. Rent it out! If you make it like this, you... you will pay for my clothes!"

"puff."

"stop laughing!"

Ji Kai didn't want to laugh at first.But it's really... It's funny enough that Mr. Li looks like he just fished out of the river from the beginning to the end.Like a sunfish, he held back his anger for a long time, and in the end he actually choked out a very unimposing sentence "You pay me for my clothes", which is really hahaha, hahaha.

While laughing, the whole person squeezed towards the car door, and patted the seat beside him—it was raining lightly here.

Although Mr. Li said that what he saw all day was not pleasing to the eye, and he looked like the whole world owed him debts, but he was not stupid after all, and finally moved his long legs with disdain, and sat next to Ji Kai unwillingly. past.

As soon as he approached, he was suddenly taken aback by the extremely high temperature of his skin against his wet clothes.

so warm.No, it's hot!

He frowned and looked at Ji Kai suspiciously, his face was radiant and full of energy, and he was definitely not sick, let alone have a fever!

So, this, this is just the effect of people's self-heating?

Think about the fact that my hands and feet are always cold all year round, because Ye Yan often dodges and complains about this - he is a man, and he was raised by all kinds of airborne pure natural organic matter, and his physique is actually not as good as that of Zhu Ling's family. I buy junk food at the supermarket every day...

"Hey, are you warm?"

Hey hey you ghost ah hey hey!What's the use of being warm?Can it be eaten warm?No wonder Zhu Ling called it "Baby Bear". It's so warm and big. What is it if it's not a mountain bear?Woo...

A burst of intense warmth permeated the whole body against the vest, and Li Weidu shivered violently.

It turned out that the man stretched out a hand and "slapped" it on his back. The man turned his head and looked out of the window with his chin in his hand.

... so, so warm.

The president twitched the corners of his mouth, and quietly leaned his cold body against him again with an irritable expression.

"Two guests," the driver in front turned his head back with a bitter face, "you can see that you can't move forward. Although this place is far from city C, city A is right next to you. Otherwise, you two should turn down at the next exit first." One night, right? Otherwise, the road conditions may be stuck on this highway by tomorrow morning."

……

The rain was so heavy that even many roads in city A were flooded.

The car turned around and finally stopped in front of the hotel in the city center.

"Sorry, both of you, the store had a power outage two hours ago, and the credit card machine is currently unavailable."

Li Weidu is already on the verge of scolding his mother, holding a local tyrant's black card is equivalent to a piece of waste paper.

"Mr. Li, don't you usually keep three to five thousand in your wallet?"

A certain blank person also asked - yes!It is standing three to five thousand!But who did I give three to five thousand that day?After that, he was very busy working overtime on projects, and Li Weidu never had time to go out to get money. Who would have thought that he would encounter such a strange situation now!

"You guys! Anyway, it's considered a five-star name, so there are no precautions?"

"Yes, yes," the receptionist hurriedly pointed to the dimly lit emergency power supply in the corridor, "but it may not have been thoughtful at the time, so the credit card machine was not covered. I'm sorry, sir, this kind of heavy rain... This city has never seen it for many years. I’ve never encountered it before. But, it should still be possible to pay by mobile phone!”

Li Weidu took out his mobile phone, but the squeamish foreign goods had flooded and the screen was black and dead.

"..."

"..." Ji Kai silently took out his extremely sturdy domestic claw machine.

The price of the business standard room is 1245. After checking the balance, there is just... 998.

Don't panic.Youyouran clicked into the Jiyou chat group and asked for 247 yuan for crowdfunding.

Ten seconds later, the money came to the account with a ding-dong, and they blew kisses neatly and uniformly, with various notes such as "prepaid whoring money", "supporting brother Kai", and "feeding ducks".

Or my relatives and friends are really awesome.

……

Although the front desk of the hotel does not allow card swiping, the men's department on the first floor can pay for clothes.

It's a familiar design again, and it's that familiar high-end customization again!

"Our family is only stationed in the hotel, and the management philosophy is different. Mr. Li, you hold a diamond VIP card member of our store, so there is no problem with paying the bill~"

The clothes were completely soaked, and the hotel dryer couldn't be used, so the two had to buy a new set from inside to outside, from head to toe.

Ji Kai felt that this could be used as a talking point for the rest of his long life in the future——

In other words, there was a little goblin who twisted and twisted to knock on the door of Lao Tzu's house.In a fit of rage, I used all the hormones in my body to fascinate his wealthy boyfriend, and let the staff buy me two super expensive clothes in a row!

cough.Regardless of the facts, that's what the story must tell.

After entering the room, Ji Kai first called the painter Jun Lei Nanyu who lived upstairs.

Explain the situation and can't go home tonight, and ask him to help take care of his son Zhu Yan.

Although the domestic flooded mobile phone did not hang up, it was full of problems. For example, the call now has a hands-free effect-so the child sweetly said "Dad" on the phone, and Li Wei who was next to him could hear it clearly.

After hanging up the phone, the local tyrant's president looked terribly innocent: "You and Zhu Ling have a son? How did you have it?"

"..."

When he asked this question, he actually looked Ji Kai up and down suspiciously, and his eyes lingered on his slightly protruding chest muscles several times.

right!I have big breasts, so I can conceive against the sky, and my mother can breastfeed the child!Doesn't Li Weidu never use his brain when he goes out?

etc!Ji Kai suddenly realized that he seemed stupid too.

Why did you crowdfund two hundred and open a double bid just now? !

Why live with him?Wouldn't it be nice to directly crowdfund more than 1000 to open two rooms, out of sight and out of mind?

The author has something to say: Even if you crowdfund, the plot master will tell you "I'm sorry sir, we only have one room left".Spread the claw~