Hey, where is my knife?

DAY1 windy

That weekend, the group of friends drove to a small flat-topped hill in the suburbs to play. Unexpectedly, the wind on the hill was huge.

Jiang Xiaobai: "Wow, brother Kai, save me!"

so close!The gust of wind just now was really fatal. If it wasn't for hugging Brother Kai's strong waist, he would almost have been blown away like a kite.

Just after the wind passed, Li Weidu approached silently, stretched out his hand, and broke off.

Jiang Xiaobai: "No, help, I will be blown away if I don't have stakes!"

Li Weidu: "Who told you to be so thin?"

Jiang Xiaobai: "Boss Li, I don't want to take the initiative to hug your brother Kai, life is at stake!"

Li Weidu: "Hurry up and find someone who can protect you from the wind!" Paji, the fit was forcibly dismantled.

Jiang Xiaobai: "Ah, ah, ah, help!"

Ding dong—Jiang Xiaobai has since started the mode of rejecting your dog food, and completely kicked over the dog bowl.

Ding Dong——Jiang Xiaobai, a straight and enchanting man, has embarked on a blind date with strong young ladies.

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DAY2 After returning from Dreamland

Ji Kai: "..."

Ji Kai: "Can we stop being sullen? It's been a week."

Li Weidu: "No."

Ji Kai: "Are you hungry? Cook something delicious for you."

"Don't eat."

"You really don't want to eat it? Next~ I'll give you something to eat and you won't eat it? Oh, I'll go..."

In a second, the world is spinning.The back of the head hit the pillow, and immediately after a heavy weight on the body, the narrow-eyed, single-eyed, long-legged beauty had already straddled her legs.

Ji Kai raised his eyebrows.What's the matter, early in the morning, do you really want to eat~next~noodles?

Who would dare to eat it?In a second, Xixi lifted her blouse to reveal her honey-colored abs: "Master, are you here?"

Li Wei didn't move.

Not moving is not moving, but the sunfish just kept holding him down.Ji Kai walked lazily: "Look at you, look at you! How long can you make trouble for a little awkwardness?"

President Li: "I'm not happy!"

"It's just a different world and a different setting, so you don't want me anymore!

Ji Kai: "..."

Ji Kai: Damn it, are you still blaming me?I have a good temper and haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you've been brooding about it every day.Damn...why don't you say that I was woken up from the dreamland by you? !

……

Ji Kai admitted that a man of his age is still addicted to "Dreamland" and accidentally fell into the "inner world". He lost touch with reality and forgot that it was just a game while playing. It is indeed his problem.

However, it was definitely not his fault that it developed into the loss of the plot of the little black house in the end!

He was just a little more aggressive in the last world, a little more fierce and indifferent than usual, so why did he end up being caught and locked up in a small black room tied to the head of the bed and having sex every day?

When I usually watch pornographic movies at home, I actually like to see the prison play, sex doll play, and all kinds of messy little play plots.

But it turns out that being in it is simply insane!

In the last world of Dreamland, he happened to lose his original memory. How would he react to the sudden kidnapper?We can only treat the kidnapper as a pervert the whole time!

So the life in the little black house is a battle of wits and courage with the kidnappers.At the beginning, he was swearing and mighty, but he found that this trick was useless in the face of neuropathy. In order to make a living, he had to try to save the country with curves.

All kinds of pretending, pretending to be obedient, pretending to be obedient, pretending to be Stockholm, the purpose is to let the kidnappers relax their vigilance against him so that he can escape and save himself.As a result, he obviously felt that he had pretended to be very similar, but for some reason, the kidnapper completely found out that he was lying to him?

"It's just you who still want to lie to me."

The slender fingertips touched every inch of his skin, causing fine shudders, and the man's voice was close to his ears, eerie and perverted: "How long have we been together, I know everything about you, everything about you ...It's all mine, you lied to me?"

Mr. Li was in that world... All in all, he really let himself go.

The completely undisguised display of the neuropathy's body, at the beginning, he tried to use sweet and greasy skills to make him sink, but when he knew that he was going to lie to him, he was immediately stunned, and every day after that was a very tragic pile driver.

The typical version of the small black house is just doing things and doing things in daily life.

"You...fuck, pervert, cough, cough, cough, woo...you have such a strong waist, why don't you go to the Olympics, damn it...it's too deep. Fuck your grandma, you have, are you sick?"

The strong waist and abdomen were scooped up, and the slender fingers walked erotically on it.The person on the body was pale, and his eyes were red and gloomy, so he only knew how to yell furiously: "I'm sick, did you know it from the first day?!"

"I'm sick, you don't like it, do you? You just want to run away, don't you?"

The world of "Dreamland" has given people good conditions that no matter what they do, they will not be exhausted to death.

So in the past few days, Ji Kai really tried thoroughly what it means to conquer you with your body, and what it means to "change from rape to rape".

It has to be said that the genes that human beings desire to survive and reproduce are really quite powerful and terrifying.

After the biological functions of "you have to do it to survive" and "you have to do it to reproduce (although it's not useful for eggs)" are combined, soon, the fierce resistance becomes... well, talking No, the body is more honest than anyone else.

But Brother Kai is, after all, an iron-blooded man.

Last but not least, there was no success being Stockholm.The last daily life is to be fucked miserably every day, while secretly feeling so happy while swearing and cursing, it is usually only used to tease idiots, and all the national curses that are never willing to say a word in front of someone again.

By the way, when you are really so excited that you can't help moaning uncontrollably, use your fingertips to retaliate against someone's smooth and white back.

Thinking about it later, changing the world and changing the setting, sometimes it is really exciting.

……

To this day, Ji Kai still insists that he was not "rescued" by Li Weidu when he came out of "Dreamland", but was awakened by his perverted appearance in the little black room.

As for Li Weidu, he began to feel aggrieved and embarrassed.Ji Kai was also very speechless—really, a normal person, without remembering who you are, who would easily fall in love with a rapist in a small black room?In the end, thank God if there is no BE. Do you still expect to be raped by you so that you will have to do it from now on, and you will not be able to live without your big XX for a day?

It's not the world of small pornographic movies!

"But you clearly said before that it doesn't matter even if you are crazy..."

Ji Kai: "That must have turned into a psychopath later on! You can't be a neuropathy as soon as you appear on the stage!"

Li Weidu: "Uh..."

Ji Kai: "Are you still 'uh'? Isn't this normal thinking?"

Li Weidu: "That's what I said, but..."

"But yarn! The first time we met, I carried you home and locked you up every day OOXX you, can you do it?"

Li Weidu looked very serious: "I can do it, I really can do it."

Ji Kai: It's really fucked up. From the first time we met, I vaguely felt that this person was quite crazy... Why did he have the courage to fall in love with a pervert and even get married.miserable.

However, after thinking about it more carefully, if Li Weidu really has the potential to be as neurotic as in "Dreamland", then from their meeting to the present, he can be so normal, gentle, and cherish and love him all the way. It is a great miracle of love.

Later, Mr. Li apologized well.

Ji Kai has always been magnanimous, and at the same time, he was really reluctant to see the pitiful look of his downcast eyes, so he waved his hand directly: "Forget it, it's okay, anyway, the game world is not really hurt."

After a while, "the game world will not be hurt", this sentence Ji Kai himself said, made him pay a high price.

Tips for life: You really can’t easily forgive a neurotic, and indulgence can only make him secretly happy, making his illness worse.

In the future, whenever there is any difficult three-dimensional play, Mr. Li will use the excuse of "the game world will not suffer from kidney deficiency and back pain" to directly drag people to "Dreamland". Correspondingly, the gameplay has also been upgraded by N orders of magnitude .

The back may not be so painful.

But the kidneys... definitely suffered even more.

Life is too hard to bear mentioning.

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DAY3 Flipping your phone is a bad habit

"Who? I've been texting you non-stop since morning."

Ji Kai let out a "huh", and casually threw the phone to his old Gong: "Look for yourself."

Boss Li didn't show any politeness to him, so he took it as a matter of course and turned it over.

"Lin Baoni? That female star? Isn't she busy taking care of her daughter at home?"

Ji Kai shrugged his shoulders. It was because he was so anxious to take the children to stay at home and not take the show, so he kept sending messages to people asking for attention, right?

After discovering that the other party was a married woman, Mr. Li looked a little better, and was about to hand the phone back, but accidentally touched the address book, and just happened to catch a glimpse of a particularly conspicuous contact name——"Protruding front, protruding legs, long legs (also free)".

Convex, protruding, and long?

What a vulgar, sturdy and graphic word, and the brackets are free? !

Also free!Hidden poking on the spot and pressing the call button to call.

Then, the line was busy, but no way.

The yard door slammed, and Ji Kai was already humming a song and taking the shower to water the little sunflowers in the yard. Pufferfish's face changed several colors, and he began to secretly recite the string of numbers schemingly.

Wait, no, why do these numbers look so familiar?

189xxxx... Isn't this Ji Kai's own phone number? !

He took out his mobile phone and pressed the string of numbers that he had been familiar with for a long time. Sure enough, he only pressed halfway, and "AAAAA Little Bear in Spring" appeared on the screen.

"..."

"Why did you save your phone number?"

In the yard, Ji Kai was holding an empty jug: "Oh, I can't remember my number. But every time I pick up the courier, I have to give my mobile phone number, which is very troublesome. This is not right..."

Li Weidu: "If you save it, save it! What kind of protruding and backward... or something!"

Ji Kai frowned: "What are you doing? Is it enough to boast about yourself?"

Li Weidu: "..."

His gaze went from top to bottom, and slowly brushed against the handsome face in the courtyard sun, the bulge under his little vest, and the pout on his long straight legs...

Ruined.Protruding forward and protruding back, long legs... This description seems a bit too vivid.

It was only nine o'clock in the morning, President Li swallowed his saliva, and secretly got hard.

After finally staying up late at night, I was able to touch the lordosis and pouting in my head... As a result, with new vocabulary, a new pattern of brainwashing, such as... Can I make my pouting higher?It's free, hehe, it's free... Ahh, it's so exciting that my brain is about to explode!

In the end, Ji Kai didn't know why he was fucked so badly because of a phone number.

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DAY4 dull

In the past few days, the entertainment version has been popular with the heavy news - "Qi Yang's love affair is exposed."

Following the Domineering President and his Little Migrant Workers series, the second part of the exclusive big news with pictures and the truth of Jianguang Death Group - the Domineering Lawyer and his little star.

Li Weidu: "Uh, isn't this about Lawyer Zuo?"

Ji Kai flipped through the pages: "It's really research. I said, these entertainment reporters really have big brains. As long as they see two people in the same frame, they can make news for you in any situation, and they can even make it up. The love timeline is all over. Forget it, it’s nothing more than Qi Yang’s scandals, but to Zuo Yan, this is really... a flying pot outside the sky.”

Li Weidu: "It's a bit miserable."

Ji Kai: "Hahahahahaha."